Apparently I got off the hook last week for ¡enlaces! Too bad for you the site is sort of working now… Guess who’s back? ¡enalces! The Orange Man has already deported 56,000 back to Mexico. The Orange Man’s response: those are rookie numbers! Why would she be worried...
Make me defend Sam Altman, you assholes.
Once again we encounter man made horrors beyond our comprehension. This is my review of JoJo Arizona Farmhouse Wheat: Okay fine this really isn’t a horror, but it is definitely manmade (TW: You may need to be sitting down for this one): Restaurant chain...
Apparently, a tropical depression ran up through the Gulf of California and delivered the first rain in recorded history on June 1st to the Phoenix area. I guess they can say that with a straight face because the records only go back to the 1800’s. Either way, the...
I’m going to link something here I came across on TwiX that I thought was crazy, then I began looking it up. (TW: Twitter) This is my review of Abomination Brewing Company Fogsickle Double India Pale Ale: So for those of you that chose not to click the link, the post...
Please note your current password was found in a public leak… If you’re a troll that figured out my Wordpress login for this site, your life is exceptionally empty. Here, have the .gif. ¡enlaces! Venezuelan Presidente Maduro I guess federal judges like to be mocked....
You may be strong, but you will never be AF smart.
I should probably be dead.
I own Saturday
Its been a while since I went over the signs of impending doom… This is my review of Wren House Hooks and Dunn ESB: The first thing was scientists recently calculated when the universe is going to end. I suppose there’s really no way to actually determine that, unless...
Two weeks in a row without an intro. You get the gif.
Better than El Soldado.
Yeesh
Sometimes I am reminded of the gulf between me and “normies.” This is my review of 903 Brewers Barley King: While I was at one of my son’s ballgames another parent brought up SNL. I know, I also stopped watching it after Chris Farley killed himself, likely as gag....
Product? Why can’t you just call it heroin?
…okay…heroin.
In case you lived under a rock, the newest “magic pill” for weight loss is via GLP-1 inhibitors. For example, you’ve probably seen ads for Ozempic on Fox News. This is my review of Energy City Brewing Bâtisserie Macaroon: The trouble with this family of drugs is that...
Reeeeeeeeee!
Good and hard!
The fun part about driving my kids to school in Scottsdale every morning, are the shitlibs sending thheir kids to school there. Why if I didn’t know any better, they really just don’t want anyone to burn their Tesla. Don’t worry…I made sure my kid doesn’t hang out...
It never left
Public health is not a game.
I got a text from my wife yesterday shortly after asking if she needed me to grab anything from the store, as I was going there. She responded back “soda”. This is my review of Alesmith Speedway Grand Prix Maple Bar Edition: For context, my wife gets caffeine from...
All of these links are real.
This week everyone was posting a Studio Ghibili version of various memes to their favorite social media account. I just had to try it out for myself. This is my review of Crafter Artisan Meadery O.G. Orange Blossom Mead: First I finally opened a ChatGPT account....
¡Ay yay yay!