In 2023 there was yet another ‘Bank Crisis’ and yet again the feds’ plan was a bailout. That is when this cartoon was made. The thought was, what if a Trump connected bank wanted to get bailed out? And here is the crazy convoluted scheme the Hat came up with.
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 62
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CPRM
Organic troll farmer.
“Just like Donald 2024.”
Prescient.
The Glue Factory is sold. I’m glad I went. Cunty Aunt Susie had 2 of her kids there with her. She is a complete fucking coward.
Well anyway. It’s over.
This is good. I am still working or I would celebrate with you.
Yeah, I’m celebrating with Laffy Taffy and some leftover ribeye.
Tone it down there, Mojo, wouldn’t want to get too crazy.
lolrite?
I’m celebrating a sort-of “Thursday” with booze.
Hey, look. I did 300 miles round trip today to get XY’s medication snafu taken care of. Laffy Taffy and Slim Jims are road trip food, and I’m lucky to have some left over.
Congrats! When do you think you’ll be on Zoom tonight? If at all?
Oh, I never come on the Wed Zoom because I kinda sorta forgot we had one of those. 🥴
A horse is a horse of course of course?
Elmer and Gorilla. I think Elmer either died or is on life support somewhere (she should have been put down, but Cunty Aunts don’t put suffering animals down because they want to keep them around), but I believe Gorilla got sent out to a pity pasture somewhere in the middle of Kansas.
So there are either 1 or 2 surviving horses, but I don’t really know what happened to them, nor do I care because most horses suck. I like MY horses in chrome and on 2 wheels.
oh There are actual horses? I thought I was missing some obscure pun or something lol.
I *also* thought it was a punny reference to something I missed!
most horses suck
Yup. If there’s anything I’ve learned living out in the country, it’s that horses are uniquely awful.
I cherish my horse in Tears of the Kingdom but I’m willing to accept that Horsey is an idealized version of such.
Oh, yes. The ENTIRE fiasco revolved around Cunty Aunt Susie’s 4 horses (not even rising to the level of apocalyptic).
When she moved here from California, she had these horses and they were her pets. They’re all 20-30 now or dead by 30. They have barely been ridden in their entire lives. She made a deathbed promise to her husband that she’d take care of them, so this necessitated land and buildings equal to the task.
My mother didn’t want this. However, Susie hounded her into going halvsies because Susie couldn’t afford it by herself.
The deal was, when Susie could no longer take care of them herself, she would have her son come get them and they would move.
That time came and went about five years ago. We saw Mom was stuck, and she was stuck with a tyrant who always got her way, but we also figured she was a big girl and could make her own decisions. We didn’t interfere and last year when the market was doing weird shit, I let it go because the window for good returns had closed when Susie REFUSED to rent. Ever. At all. Well, the market was just not up to that task.
Not only that, but Susie ALSO REFUSED to pay for yard/barn/horse work when she has church people willing to do it for free, and it embarrassed my mother that “the three sisters” were sucking the congregation’s resources up.
My mother didn’t want the property in the first place, she has tried to talk Susie into moving several times. NO NO NO NO NO NO
So, yes, we started calling it the Glue Factory some time around January when we were in the middle of our crisis, trying to sort everything out.
This ENTIRE thing is because of those fucking beasts. I hated horses before Susie moved here and I didn’t think I could hate them more than that, but I do.
Their names aren’t really Elmer and Gorilla. Bro2 was being clever.
One of the things Ive learned from being associated with “horse people” is that the cheapest part of the deal is the initial purchase.
lol I got Elmer but I just got Gorilla.
That is a finely honed sense of humor.
Excellent!
Glad to hear it. There are so many ways to submarine a real estate closing. I’m glad this one went through.
Tell me you made her cry.
Sadly, no. My cousins were there to shield her from my evil essence.
“This is so fucking batshit insane, it just might work!”
Why not? What could possibly go wrong?
The last ten years or so have been so batshit insane I keep wondering if I’m going to wake up and find myself back in muh country that I remember.
Don’t I wish, Rhy. Don’t. I. Wish.
You can’t go home again, rhywun.
Things ain’t never gonna be same as before
It’s the next 10 years that scare me or even the next 4 years…
When I see the gibbering commies not get ejected by everyone around them but cheered on, my spirits fall even further.
I was watching yet another episode tonight of US men’s soccer playing an away game on home soil and reflecting on how many generations of Americans have been taught to hate their own country.
Most of the US team can’t even be bothered to mumble the lyrics to their national anthem, while all the “visitors” are in full-throated support of the country they left.
So bizarre.
Even more shocking is that American men play soccer.
America could dominate soccer if it gave a shit. Instead of pursuing worthless shit like baseball.
“Of course, you look like a retard.”
lol Watching Angel.
/television you can’t make today
My first wife was ‘tarded. She’s a pilot now!
A YT suggestion:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuv5dElo8bM
TOG thats a gem.
Ded thred: orbital directed energy weapons and no Real Geniu reference? Shame.
Constellation Brands and their fake Mexican beers can go get fucked, despite Cramer.
Constellation doesn’t own Corona or Modelo. They own the licensing rights to import their fake beer under those brand names in this country.
We don’t talk about Crossbow.
We need to liberate George.
Liberate? Do, do you, you mean LIQUIDATE?
*psst* What was I being poked about re: my comment to Toxeth earlier? Me likey knowing! I don’t mind in any way!
I need to stop editing my submission. I’m worried about length. Tried to keep it under 700 but it’s around 1100 now. I’ve got to eat and get to bed for work tomorrow. Parents are driving to Virginia Beach with the rest of the family tomorrow morning, and sadly they’re boarding the pup. *I* am flying there on Sunday after work.
It’s time to de-jigger myself as the sun sets. I’m thrilled to report this weekend posed zero issues with sobriety. Never was a thought. (I do not believe the ‘urge’ or ‘craving’ talk, short of DTs. It’s a habit, first and foremost.)
Errrrm… I was gently suggesting less detail about your sex life, past or present. Don’t remember what anyone else said. For sobriety, keep keeping busy.
/noogies Evan avuncularly*
*There’s no equivalent adjective for aunts…
Seriously? That seems unpossible.
materteral
(New to me as well)
Roger and thanks.
Certainly stoned, but sober for six days. Hasn’t been a thought, happily. HA! Honest realization I just had: Refound sobriety has unleashed some formerly-dormant hormones. And currently single but purposefully never-married and no kids?
Wise reminder for me to refrain.
In other news, 51yo Bro1 has finished a pretty brutal course of chemo to shrink the visceral-invasive colon tumors (stage IV, maybe mets to the lungs) that they couldn’t remove back in Feb, and tomorrow is his second run at surgical resection. So, it’s been quite the assholish few months here.
Yikes! Best wishes to him.
I’m waiting on results from my last biopsy in NYC a week ago. Whee!
Good luck all around!
Thanks! I am still struck by how primitive it seems. Jamming a big needle into my pelvis and sucking out some marrow. Painful AF. What the hell, bro?
Where my Glib Zoomies?
Finally, a sequel I can get behind.
https://www.ign.com/articles/spaceballs-2-plots-a-course-for-2027-with-mel-brooks-in-first-teaser-trailer
Happy belated birthday, Mel Brooks!
Mornin’, gliblets. Time to begin the commute. I anticipate a highly amiable day.
Best bit of the CBS $30M settlement to Trump case: The ruling ordered Paramount/CBS to change their editorial policy. All sorts of odd fun, there. I hope Trump makes ’em pay the money to a cause they would otherwise never be seen in daylight with.
That’d be fun. Up an’ atom. Kick ass and take na-.. jot down some info.
Happy July 4th eve!
🫡🥑🌤️
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPQgfaB3S1c
“A man in a tight leopard jumpsuit, wearing cowboy boots, sporting a mullet, and carrying a guitar that shoots lasers.”
I bring you people nothing but the best! 🎶🎶
Good morning, Sean!
☕️
https://www.cbs8.com/article/news/nation-world/chuck-e-cheese-arcade-adults/507-67c3dcd9-eef1-4775-8c97-d488f9050e79
Huh.
https://www.reddit.com/r/tires/s/EtD1NNQd0m
Let’s eliminate safety inspections, because people are so smart and stuff.
Inspections are a scam. Eliminate them.
Reddit isn’t real. I suspect the OP is trolling for comments.
Has to be comment farming, no one’s that stupid.
Have you met people?
https://6abc.com/post/massive-emergency-response-cross-keys-airport-gloucester-county-reports-plane-down/16923343/
🫣
Imagine if it happened at the Cross Fit Airport?
I used to jump there, but that was a lifetime ago. It’s unlikely I know any of them involved.
They’d never stop telling you about it.
Couldn’t they have just parachuted out to safety?
Probably had just taken off.
“found extensive damage to the plane and many victims covered in jet fuel”
And no fire looks like. Pretty lucky for their bad luck.
“Jet fuel”? It was single engine jet?
Turboprop.
Grok said it was a Cessna 208B – Grand Caravan.
suh’ fam
whats goody
Mornin’, reprobates!
Guten Morgen, Altpatzer!
The other patzer? We are legion.
Good morning, ‘patzie, Ted’S., homey, Sean, and EfE!
Morning.
sup’
Maybe grabbing some Dolly’s for breakfast. It ain’t Frisch’s but its pretty good. Haven’t tried the faux Big Boy yet.
Good morning, U! How are you today?
You’re not supposed to grab Dolly Parton.
Tres – I’ve patronized the Dolly’s down by the Dayton Mall. They have my Swiss Miss, so I’m content! (I don’t think they have the baked apples as a side, so I still miss that.)
Firefox decided it was going to have random tabs start crashing, so I had to restart the whole application.
🙁
But, now I’m using 1/7th the memory as before. I think something got leaky
Is there a puddle of RAM forming on the floor under your desk? 😧
Turns out it may have been an add-on problem. 🤞
Hi GT!
-Buffalo Wild Wings’ Latest Menu Item is 50% Mountain Dew, 50% Beer
https://www.reddit.com/r/beer/comments/1lpyxrt/buffalo_wild_wings_latest_menu_item_is_50/?chainedPosts=t3_w7dxx7
Sounds gross, no thank you.
🤮
Mornin’.
The gym closes early today. I suspect that if I stop procrastinating and get into the gym, I can beat the beat-the-early-closing rush.
Vaush does a fast 180.
Ah Vaush, the guy who’s managed to turn being a complete sack of shit into a fucking fortune. Kudos to him I guess.
Hahahahah what a dingus