INT-DAY-METRO CITY METROPOLITAN NEWS OFFICE-DAY Margo and Peerless stand before the desk of editor Larry Dwight. Orbit Boy is frail, emaciated and bruised, barely hanging onto life. Margo instinctively ducks when Orbit Boy approaches. LARRY While you two were...
EXT. ALL THAT JAZZ NIGHT CLUB- NIGHT A fancy night club with many white people in classy evening wear coming and going from the entrance, being shuffled to and fro in taxis and snazzy cars. Muffled Jazz music plays. A slow zoom to the entrance as the NARRATOR speaks....
At a speech in Flagstaff, Arizona, President Biden claimed he dug the Grand Canyon with a spoon. “There I was folks, with Paul Bunyan. Not a joke! And I beat that lying dog-faced pony soldier in an arm-wrestling match. And Paul Bunyan told me, ‘OK Joe, you...
I forced a bot to read over 10000000000 Glibs comments and write a short story. Here is the result… The S.S. Carnival Delight was ready to set sail on the adventure of a lifetime, and it wasn’t long before the cruise ship turned into a raucous party fueled...
Here are some more old photoshops I just had sitting on my 25TB of hard drive space, thought I’d share them. The ‘Real Housewives’ and ‘Ren and Stimpy’ ones were prompted with imagining a TV show or movie in another area, the same as the...
