Nice Ass, Bro

Nice Ass, Bro

I like the idea of second chances.  Hopefully you all forgive me for this one. This is my review of Drekker I Don’t Know No Snakes: What happened?  A professional bodybuilder known as Marc Lobliner posted a tweet announcing that gender hysteria has now infected his...
Wet Acceptance Saturates American Culture

Wet Acceptance Saturates American Culture

31 year old Sage Azurewood knew they was different after returning to in-person meetings of the Portland Ink and Stationery Show for the first time since Covid forced a pause. “I didn’t realize just how much people wet shame these days! Like, all sorts of...
The Vagina Monologues – Warm Summer Nights

The Vagina Monologues – Warm Summer Nights

  My vagina is a poorly-maintained carnival ride. My vagina creaks and groans, and that’s just part of the ride. More than one person has been decapitated by my vagina. Please keep all hands and arms inside my vagina until it comes to a complete stop....
Victorians on the Internet

Victorians on the Internet

Finally!  My self-imposed beer embargo is over.  Finally, I can evaluate the stupid things everyone around me wants to talk about with the mindset befitting of the situation. This is my review of The Bruery Partridge in a Pear Tree Quadruppel Ale: If you’re one of the...
A Girl Among Boys

A Girl Among Boys

We all know about males identifying as female and then competing against females in athletic events. Lia Thomas is the most well-known example; Lia switched from the men’s swim team to the women’s at the University of Pennsylvania. Lia ranked 65th in the nation in the...