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Cocktail of the Month – May 2026
Here's the latest Cocktail of the Month from the Substack: It’s May, so let me give you an idea for a new drink to make for Mother’s Day. The Mint Julip wants to claim May, but I defer to Hunter S. Thompson regarding those. The Origin This is likely going to be one of...
Thursday Morning Links
Have a drink and enjoy…the links!
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 94
Epstein didn’t kill himself…as long as that means Donald is a pedo and can be impeached!
Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – Don’t You Know I’m Loco?
So how is SugarFree's life going right now? The pic sums it up pretty well. Who is Aaron Rose Philip, the first African-American transgender model with cerebral palsy to attend the 2026 Met Gala? Aaron Rose Philip made history at the 2026 Met Gala, becoming the first...
The Hat and The Hair 47: Episode 48
“I love being hated,” the hat said. “The retarded parts of the country hate me. They should. I’d kill them all if I could.” “They hate Donald too,” the hair said sleepily. “It’s good to be hated by bad people,” the hat said. “I want to bathe in their agony and...
Wednesday Morning Links
Good morning one and all to another sensational day!
Stoic Friday CLIII
Daily Stoic Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman Emperor...
The Adventures of Robin Hood
Spring is in the air, and everyone is talking about the Robin Hood since...
Th-th-thursday Afternoon Links
Another day, another sick kid. The pediatrician had to see me to write the...
ZWAK Thoughts on Politics.
“In my world, we would see the end of the Democratic/Republican party, and the...
The Hat and The Hair Animated-Ep 99-Staged
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Wednesday Links in the Afternoon
Howdy there friends. Back with another addition of links. I think one of my...
The Hat and The Hair 47: Episode 47 – Assassination Edition
“They tried to kill me!” the hat screamed in the Presidential Beast as he and...
Ruminations on Ketogenic Diets
In ruminating on keto/carnivore type diets, EvilSheldon commented that he...
For Jules
As most of you have no doubt heard by now, or beloved Hayeksplosives departed...
Die Broke
TPTB that be have put out the call for content. Here is a...
IFLA: The “Are You Sure?” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of April 26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS0uS8Tfyt4 Huh. Things are not supposed to...
Sunday Morning Retarded Links
I had a whole story ready to go about a giant (6'7", 380 lb) tard nicknamed...
Keep it Under Our Space Helmets
Poor hapless bastards are in the news again, but enough about the NY Mets....
Saturday Morning Hot Dog Day Links
The biggest day of the year in Glibs Gulch is not Christmas or Thanksgiving or...
Final Friday Afternoon Links of April
Important house keeping announcement, as it currently stands there is no...
Stoic Friday CLII
Daily Stoic Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman Emperor...
Friday Morning Links
The Draft got underway yesterday. Four Buckeyes in the first 11 players taken....
Mystery Box
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Pre-Mother’s Day Friday Afternoon Links
Still waiting for spring to spring here, and Ohio On Tap week begins, but let's get to the links. For those who want to go full Midwestern drunk. The publishers are just taunting aren't they? Oh, I remember when this would be considered malicious. I preferred Might and Magic or Ultima to Wizardry. Yes. Yes it is. No, I haven't...
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Dunham – 64B
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
The Crider Chronicles: The Orleans Incident – Part II
January 2251 "Above all, we must realize that no arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world are so formidable as the will and moral and courage of free men and women. It is a weapon adversaries in today's world do not have". - Ronald Reagan, President of...
Dunham – 64A
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
The Crider Chronicles: The Orleans Incident – Part I
The First Galactic War Rear Admiral Isaac Gauss, Commander, Task Group One, Confederate Navy, is overseeing a Fleet exercise near the Confederate world New Albion. The Confederate battle cruiser CSS Orleans, Gauss’ flagship, is under way at sublight speed when...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 92
Is the book of Charlie going to be in the next Trump Bible? Also, we're closer...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 91
They want to keep the Guard in DC for years. What the fuck is this dipshit...
The Hat and The Hair Animated-Ep 98-Iran So Far Away
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Cracky!: Episode 8
“Are you ready for this?” Dark Cracky asked. Hunter jerked awake and sat up a...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 90
https://youtu.be/klG6B5-TdaY
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 89
The real world is in reruns to. https://youtu.be/kp_hzm1BmYs
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 88
https://youtu.be/yX1EVJprgO0
The Hat and The Hair 47: Episode 42
“WAR!’ the hat yelled. “We gonna bomb those fuckers good!” “Do you have to be...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Ep 97 – Grok TV
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The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 87
https://youtu.be/LW9VoSvCW50
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 86
The conclusion of Tha Hat and Space Hat B-plot https://youtu.be/kdSFMj-A-Uw
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 85
https://youtu.be/lefR40a7Pxc
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Ep 96 – ICE ICE Baby
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Food & Drink
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RTD (Ready To Drink) Cocktails
SugarFree was busy, so you've got stuck with my filler piece today from the Substack. As craft beer declines, wine sales slump, and spirit sales collapse, there’s one sector of the drink industry that is experiencing growth. That’s the RTD (Ready To Drink) cocktail...
Final March Friday Afternoon Links
First, I give a gift. I've been using this as my response to spam texts/messages recently, and it has amused me. I leave it here for you. But let's get going with the links. First, let's go back to the halcyon days of the 00s. I hope this dies when Search for Gollum...
Final February Friday ‘Fternoon Finks
The perfect month comes to a close. With that, we get ready to move into March. Going after loot boxes seems a much better complaint than bitching about their cut. The important thing from the Epstein Files: what were they drinking? Pretty sure there's more than one...
Saturday Morning Hot Dog Day Links
The biggest day of the year in Glibs Gulch is not Christmas or Thanksgiving or July 4th. Nope, it's Hot Dog Day, a celebration that has caught on elsewhere. Typically, we piss off the organizers by going our own way on branding, merch, and not paying them a fee for...
Frigid Friday Afternoon Links
The POLAR VORTEX cold weather has moved back in, and we've been blanketed in snow. I have one perfect NFL playoff bracket so far, which has the Broncos, Patriots, Seahawks, and Bears winning this weekend. I'm pretty confident in the Broncos and Seahawks pick at this...
Keep it Under Our Space Helmets
Poor hapless bastards are in the news again, but enough about the NY Mets....
Saturday Morning Hot Dog Day Links
The biggest day of the year in Glibs Gulch is not Christmas or Thanksgiving or...
Final Friday Afternoon Links of April
Important house keeping announcement, as it currently stands there is no...
Sunday Morning Last Chance To Drink Links
Well, the State of New York finally disgorged a temporary permit for us to...
The Devil’s Haircut
Yes, I am making a reference to this song from “the 90’s”. Scare quotes...
Saturday Morning Glibs Gulch Economic Links
Our Gulchers held a meeting this week of the "downtown" business owners to...
Post-Taxpocalypse Friday Afternoon Links
Mid way through April, and I still can't put the winter coats away. We're...
RTD (Ready To Drink) Cocktails
SugarFree was busy, so you've got stuck with my filler piece today from the...
Chimping Out
Amidst the backdrop of a world filled with war, disagreement over control of...
Saturday Morning Long Whine Links
It's a minor thing but I need to kvetch. In all of its bureaucratic...
Friday Tax Day Reminder.
This is the last Friday before you the money gets taken out to feed the beast...
Snack food nostalgia
So Fox ran an article talking about 10 snacks from the '80s and '90s that...
Firing Murdock
I know we rag on Murdock, but did anyone really complain when he managed to...