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Sunday Morning St. Paddy’s Links
"What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?" Prime, being of Irish heritage, was out with her clan yesterday instead of being stuck with a sober Jew. So I missed out on that chunk o' fun and the inevitable bar fights. Instead, I stayed home and spent my Saturday working on a...
Saturday Night Spudless Links
Well, here I am. I am exhausted. I'm overjoyed. I'm really, really tired. I'm constantly hungry. I'm constantly thirsty. I am not, however, a spud. And neither are any of these. Not a potato. This is the only thing going on in the head of one of our incredibly nice...
Provincial Trade War
When Canadians squeeze blood from a turnip
Saturday Morning Spring Links
Perfecting his JD Vance side-eye. Could it possibly be? The accumulated snow and ice has disappeared, the temperatures got far enough above freezing to have me ditch my heavy coats, a few sprigs of asparagus are starting to poke out of my patch, and ramps have been...
Dunham – 15
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
Second Fish Fry-Day of Lent Afternoon Links
I was strong and only got 4 glasses from this table. They then e-mailed me a coupon for my next order… those bastards.
Prince of the North Tower – Chapter 39
I'm not sure if Marcelene ever got around to talking about her idea, as our...
IFLA: The “___” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of March 9
This has been kind of a terrible week for my bullshitting creative...
Augusto Did Nothing Wrong
We’re in one of those odd circumstances where somewhere in the government,...
First Fish Fry-day of Lent.
It's that time of year, every VFW, American Legion, Rotary, Kiwanis, church,...
Stoic Friday CIII
Part I Part II Part III Part IV Part V Part VI Meditations How to Be a Stoic...
Curse of the Queerwolf
No! Glib Flicks and sh*t post! Double Feature! Curse of the Queerwolf Queen...
Air conditioning and you
In the early 20th century, a man named Willis was tasked with a problem with...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun episode 50
This episode was kind of a meta peak into the writer's room that is my brain....
Homeless, Senile Man Mistaken for Senator
WASHINGTON DC - A shabby, disheveled vagrant was escorted from a closed...
¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos?
As I mentioned on the Zoom last Friday I helped my FIL move and came across...
Food Fight: Pure Bread Jellyism – The Right Way to PB&J
Recently, I learned that what I thought was a harmless but wrong thing my wife...
What Are We Reading 2025 March
LCDR Fish Working through more naval history books recently - easier to read...
Prince of the North Tower – Chapter 38
"I do believe you have miscalculated," Verner Birke said. I turned to look at...
IFLA: The “She’s Got it” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of March 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4-1ASpdT1Y Yes I know it's not the original....
Defeathering Big Bird
*Buzzzzzzzzzzzzz* *Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzz* How long has it been? It couldn’t be...
Final February Friday Afternoon Links
Welcome to the last Friday links of the month, I'm sure you're all wondering...
Stoic Friday CII
Part I Part II Part III Part IV Part V Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to...
Mystery Box
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Monday Afghan Links of Sad
I will update this as soon as Pudding Cup Joe finishes reading his notes or repeating the teleprompter or whatnot. But for now, I will wallow in Afghanistan's collapse. Most of you know I was there, in the Northeast, for a year (March 2004-March 2005). Half the men I worked with, befriended and knew had already been killed before...
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Outlaw of the Jungle
In a distant land, there were never any people, and so the animals developed differently. The country, called the Animal Kingdom, was divided into two nations: the Carnivore Dictatorship and the Herbivore Republic. Each side chose leaders once a year. The carnivores...
The Crider Chronicles: Forest – Part III
Two Armstrong City, Luna “Andrea, don’t just stand there. The checked bags have gone on ahead. There’s no turning back now. Jenny, have you got your stuff? Let’s go!” Paul Aggruder was more than ready to leave the Moon’s gypsum mining colony. Three years they had...
Prince of the North Tower – Chapter 39
Prince Kord preferred the book to the blade, but studied both diligently. When what looked like a minor incursion of goblins into his family’s lands turned out to be more serious, he was sent to fetch aid. Frustrated playing messenger, Kord is tempted by the opportunity to leave his obligations behind and study magic. When his uncle and foster father are caught in a trap, Kord needs an army to rescue them – only everyone else is busy fighting their own wars.
Dunham – 14B
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 49
This episode was during the Canadian Trucker's protest. I got make a...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 48
I hate when politics is injected into sports, I also hate all the TOM BWADWEY...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 47
To refresh you memories, there was some freak-out that Trumpenhitler's people...
The Hat and The Hair Animated – Ep 84 – Manifest Density
https://youtu.be/r2cW2zkJ0uM?si=7H3Jx-y4SzfGLIJa Patreon Shill Cafepress Shill...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 46
To quote the prophet Mike Judge, "... And there was a time in this country, a...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 45
This is one of my favorite episodes. I got to use a joke I thought up in High...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 44
Last time I talked about the flip-flopping of ideas. Here is another instance...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 43
The thing I hate most about American politics is how effortlessly the parties...
The Hat and The Hair -Animated Episode 83 – Christmas Boogaloo
It's The Best Most Classy Christmas Special! https://youtu.be/K_1CfoZIpvs...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 42
I wanted The Hat to appear on Info Wars with Alex Jones, but I don't really...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 41
For those of you have seen it on the Zoom or in person, during the Shutdown I...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 40
Now starts the only multi-episode story arc I've really attempted so far. The...
THE RESISTANCE – Episode 2
“Bwa-ha-ha-ha,” Dark Cracky laughed, “Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.”...
Food & Drink
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Muffin Tops
No need to suck in your gut, just yet.
Das Schweitzer Oktoberfest
The best part of October!
Tulip’s Prize-Winning Chili
It seems like the perfect pandemic cooking project….
No Love for Beowulf
Fact-checking Beowulf, because you ALL still have Beowulf.
Save the Manatees
Look at this thing. The only thing more deserving of extinction are Pandas.
First Fish Fry-day of Lent.
It's that time of year, every VFW, American Legion, Rotary, Kiwanis, church,...
Food Fight: Pure Bread Jellyism – The Right Way to PB&J
Recently, I learned that what I thought was a harmless but wrong thing my wife...
What Are We Reading 2025 March
LCDR Fish Working through more naval history books recently - easier to read...
Defeathering Big Bird
*Buzzzzzzzzzzzzz* *Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzz* How long has it been? It couldn’t be...
Final February Friday Afternoon Links
Welcome to the last Friday links of the month, I'm sure you're all wondering...
An Odd Job
No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die! This is my review of Alesmith Speedway Grand...
Another Grey February Friday Afternoon Links
I may have made a grave mistake. Sunday the girlfriend and I are going to...
Then There’s This Asshole
The best part is the wailing. This is my review of Karl Strauss Brewing Wreck...
Forget the Flowers Friday Afternoon links
Welcome to the end of the week (and for some reason, a three day weekend for...
Resistance is Futile
For whatever reason when I began to invest money in the stock market, I often...
First February Friday Afternoon Links
Let's get things kicked off for February. There's the annual visit of the...
Frozen Dick Storm
I swear everyone at work just wanted to talk about the weather this week,...
All We Got is One Goddamn Hit?
I told my youngest the heartbreaking news from earlier this week and he...