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The Patriot
Happy 4th of July, you filthy animals!
Sort of holiday open post.
The people responsible for maintaining order have been sacked, or the people responsible for sacking them have been sacked. We've lost track, it's 'Merica's birthday so enjoy the open post. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPxOTzEj0xA
Cocktail of the Month – July 2026
New month, new Cocktail of the Month from the Substack. We’re fully into summer here, with temperatures going up into the 90s. This means summer drinks are the order of the day. For that, I’m going to go with the Tom Collins. On the other hand, I’ll also argue that...
Thursday Morning Links
AHHHHHHHHH! It’s…the links!
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 97
No animating and writing freedom, AI can make this cartoon so much easier.
Wednesday Afternoon Links of Substitution
SugarFree is enduring an office move today. There are idiots touching his stuff, and moving his things, and such wondrous, rare, and fragile things they are. No matter how many warning labels he affixes, no matter how many instructions he gives, it always ends up like...
Stoic Friday CLIX
Daily Stoic Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman Emperor...
Brotherhood of the Wolf
Brotherhood of the Wolf Today I am enjoying the movie selections of our very...
The Hat and The Hair Animated-Ep 101-Persia Versa
https://youtu.be/tjuP9mZPu8c Patreon Shill Cafepress Shill Redbubble Shill...
Wednesday Afternoon Linsk – F It Edition
Today, you get Linsk. Because I maybe 2 hours of sleep last night, my oldest...
Cracky!: Episode 9
“President Biden,” Hunter said dreamily. He was in his favorite tattered robe...
Confessions of a Middle Age Man in Lycra – Tuscany Trail Part 1
I first heard of The Tuscany Trail a couple years ago via a Youtube video from...
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IFLA: The “Weaksauce” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of June 21
Things are a bit behind schedule here, But as far as the skies are concerned...
Cocktail Mixes – Part 2
In this part, I’ll make the attempt with one of the carbonated offerings,...
Pre-Father’s Day Friday Afternoon Links
We're back with another Friday, so let's get you going with some links. It's...
Stoic Friday CLIX
Daily Stoic Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman Emperor...
Dark City
Dark City Today we celebrate a film recommended by CPRM! This is not his first...
Thursday Links in the Afternoon
Happy Thursday, everybody. And for those of you who get Juneteenth off, happy...
Chocolate Snobbery der Dritte
The fat elf brought my wife a chocolate melanger for Christmas. “Melanger” is...
Totenkopf
“Juden raus!” Graham’s tattoo growled. “Would you just chill out?” Graham...
The Incredible Shrinking Man (Part 2)
I didn't have time to write a short post, so I wrote a long one instead. The...
IFLA: The “Make Your Plans” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week for June 14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eozkIGlrww One of the core functions of...
Mystery Box
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I should be in Mexico
Its the time of year where I kick myself for not renting a house in Rocky Point. Even if I lived in a universe where this didn’t happen I’d still be irritated by not going there. Sure its just as hot as Phoenix, and the Sea of Cortez is a shallow heat sink so its also 8x as humid…but shrimp tacos and drinking nothing but beer out...
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Dunham – 72
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
The Crider Chronicles: The Orleans Incident – Part IX
Part 9.
Dunham – 71
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
The Crider Chronicles: The Orleans Incident – Part VIII
Part 7.
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 95
The re-runs are quickly catching up with the current episodes, this episode is...
The Hat and The Hair Animated-Ep 100!-Spies
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The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 94
It's crazy how quickly conspiracy theories can flip sides. Like how Hillary's...
The Hat and The Hair Animated-Ep 99-Staged
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The Hat and The Hair 47: Episode 47 – Assassination Edition
“They tried to kill me!” the hat screamed in the Presidential Beast as he and...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 93
"I've always wanted to do black face." it my be the most Hat line ever, I...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 92
Is the book of Charlie going to be in the next Trump Bible? Also, we're closer...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 91
They want to keep the Guard in DC for years. What the fuck is this dipshit...
The Hat and The Hair Animated-Ep 98-Iran So Far Away
https://youtu.be/GBWtBebTF8k Patreon Shill Cafepress Shill Redbubble Shill...
Cracky!: Episode 8
“Are you ready for this?” Dark Cracky asked. Hunter jerked awake and sat up a...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 90
https://youtu.be/klG6B5-TdaY
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 89
The real world is in reruns to. https://youtu.be/kp_hzm1BmYs
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 88
https://youtu.be/yX1EVJprgO0
Food & Drink
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First Friday of June Afternoon Links
Yep, still me. Sorry guys, you're stuck with my lackluster links yet again. For my fellow Ohioans, there's a new trail to hit up. Sometimes a single vote does matter. I would say that Paradox's entire line would count. I have enjoyed the resurgence of turn based RPGs...
Shuffling the Deck
Perhaps its shuffling who is on deck?
Saturday Morning Glibs Gulch Economic Links
Our Gulchers held a meeting this week of the "downtown" business owners to discuss a variety of issues, mostly about "what can the village/town/county/state do for us?" a fair and useful question. For once, I was not the only one in the room who thought, "Hey, how...
Pre-Father’s Day Friday Afternoon Links
We're back with another Friday, so let's get you going with some links. It's the end of an era. [obligatory] I blame the HOA. *blink* *blink* You Sure About That? You SURE About That? You Sure About That? YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? Since I'm not from Texas, absolutely...
Sunday Morning Equinox Links
"Not today, you filthy old man." We seemed to have slipped past the equinox and into official Spring without much notice. Especially outside here where there's still sheets of ice and piles of snow. We might actually have above-freezing temps today, which would be...
Cocktail Mixes – Part 2
In this part, I’ll make the attempt with one of the carbonated offerings,...
Pre-Father’s Day Friday Afternoon Links
We're back with another Friday, so let's get you going with some links. It's...
Chocolate Snobbery der Dritte
The fat elf brought my wife a chocolate melanger for Christmas. “Melanger” is...
Cocktail Mixes – Part 1
A while back, I noticed some little mix packs in a gift shop in Vegas. They...
June Friday Afternoon Links
Welcome back to a sea on stability during the swells of summer weather. I've...
Old Man With Candy’s Most Excellent Jew Falafel
Falafel is one of those Middle Eastern dishes that everyone claims, everyone...
Bovine Parasites
My favorite thing to make is carne asada. My family likes it, and they ask me...
First Friday of June Afternoon Links
Yep, still me. Sorry guys, you're stuck with my lackluster links yet again....
Taking Vitamin T
There are times when you just have to ask yourself, maybe I should get on the...
Last Friday of May Afternoon Links
Here at the end of May, it appears Cleveland has decided it's time for spring....
Sunday Morning Exhaustion Links
The downside of us changing our business model from a coffee/breakfast café to...
There’s No Gabagool
Since you’re probably at least ten years removed from what is arguably the...
Long Weekend Friday Afternoon Links
Well, it's the kickoff to summer season, with rib cook offs starting up. So,...





