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Thursday Morning Links
Yes, it’s…the links!
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Ep 104 – AI Force
Everybody is retarded when it comes to ‘AI’
Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – Embarcadero skies
The question before this class: Would you buy SugarFreeCoin? Can I count on your to help get $SUGARFREE off the ground? There are early access perks, like a signed picture of me, SugarFree, and a possible revival of my rap career as SugaDaFree. 2027 is going to be an...
The Hat and The Hair 47: Episode 52
“Remember when we had women in The Oval Office all the time? Remember Pie?” the hair asked. “No, not really,” the hat said. “But there’s Natalie. She’s in here all the time.” “I was told to never talk about Natalie,” the hair said. “What? Who told you that?” The hair...
Wednesday Morning Links
Good morning one and all to another spectacular day! Supreme Court Allows Trump to Resume Third-Country Deportations Hegseth to announce large cuts to positions reserved for generals and admirals Trump unveils America.gov as AI-powered hub for passports, Medicare...
ZARDOZ GIVES ADVICE
ADVICE, FOR THE CHOSEN ONES.
Dolly Day Afternoon Links
Yes, Cleveland jumped on the bandwagon of declaring 9/25 Dolly Day. I'll be...
Stoic Friday CLXX
Daily Stoic Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman Emperor...
The Legend of the Stardust Brothers
The Legend of the Stardust Brothers Welcome to the last film of September! I...
Last Thursday of the Month Afternoon Links
It is, indeed, the final Thursday in September. Which means NEXT Thursday, my...
Cocktails That I Like Part 2
Part 1 I can not drink beer anymore, every time I try it, my nose turns into a...
Hat and Hair Cartoon Rerun II: Ep 5
Oh, poor Pie. And the ending is more appropriate than ever. Subscribe!...
¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!
Had a great weekend for sportsball. This was the first tournament of the year...
Further Profiles in Toxic Masculinity — Welles Crowther
Welles Crowther was born in 1977, the oldest of three kids. From his youngest...
cartoon medley #12
IFLA: The “Wait, Another Road Edition?” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of September 20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W16Szy__gBY Yeah, this one snuck up on me....
The Structural Limits of Booty Shorts
Who wants more fake outrage? This is my review of Sullivan’s Brewing Co...
Friday Afternoon Links
It is September 18, 2026 and Deshaun Watson still sucks. At this point, the...
Stoic Friday CLXIX
Daily Stoic Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman Emperor...
Psycho Goreman
Psycho Goreman I am taking a short break from the audience appreciation series...
Thursday Afternoon Linkages
Happy Thursday, everyone. I am proud to announce that I am still married to my...
So You Want to Start Your Home Bar.
The top half of the bar shelves. No good way to get a picture of the bottom...
Hat and Hair Cartoon Rerun II: Ep 4
I voted for Kanye in 2020, because if my choices of who to vote are all...
Mystery Box
Refresh for a random post
Victory Friday Afternoon Links
I was not around much of yesterday, as I was watching the Browns beat both the Stillers and the refs last night, so I apologize for any links that have already been shared. On the plus side, I think I became favorite uncle to the nephew who came to the game. CDPR again shows how to build good will. Fuck off Bethesda, you can't...
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Derpetologist
The Die is Cast: a True Fable
A midday nap, as any man of middle age or older will tell you, is best had in a recliner. Even better, I blearily noted, with the warm vibrato of a fluffy orange cat purring on your chest. Hovering in that warm floating space between awake and asleep, I fought the...
The Crider Chronicles: The Orleans Incident – Part XXI
Part 21
Dunham – 81
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
Dunham – 80B
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
Cracky! – Episode 11
“$LAPTOP memecoin will make us enough money to run for President,” Dark Cracky...
Hat and Hair Cartoon Rerun II: Ep 2
The voices hadn't quite gotten there yet, but I think these are the same...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Ep 103 – NatAIlie Would
https://youtu.be/fQUXyP4LAjw Patreon Shill Cafepress Shill Redbubble Shill...
Cracky! – Episode 10: The Dark Woods of Glass and Ashes
Verity Trueheart ran as if someone was chasing her. She was a gangly girl with...
Hat and Hair Cartoon Rerun II: Ep 1
Now we start back at the beginning, when I was but a simple man with a BFA in...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun 102
We have now reached the end of the current cycle, like the Mayan Calendar in...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 101
Almost at the end of the run, only to begin again at the beginning like the...
The Hat and The Hair Animated-Ep 102-Ulysses S. Rant
https://youtu.be/YWW_7aOK_Ik?si=wMUkCqDPrKorUxgi Patreon Shill Cafepress Shill...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 100
https://youtu.be/9tW6rsjuWXc
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 99
https://youtu.be/0Y5C5a8DzCo
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 98
https://youtu.be/GBWtBebTF8k
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 97
https://youtu.be/CaEApkBs6ns
The Hat and The Hair Animated-Ep 101-Persia Versa
https://youtu.be/tjuP9mZPu8c Patreon Shill Cafepress Shill Redbubble Shill...
Food & Drink
We like to eat, ok?
First Fall Friday Afternoon Links
Fall is supposed to be here, but the weather hasn't been told yet. Thankfully, we're supposed to only be in the mid-70s this weekend, which is the local Oktoberfest. The girlfriend is practicing learning the songs again. But enough about that, let's get to some links....
As American as Breakfast Tacos
Lets roll with that one.
I should be in Mexico
Relax, this gets better
The Structural Limits of Booty Shorts
Yes. Yes.
Sports.
Taking Vitamin T
No, not tequila.
Cocktails That I Like Part 2
Part 1 I can not drink beer anymore, every time I try it, my nose turns into a...
The Structural Limits of Booty Shorts
Who wants more fake outrage? This is my review of Sullivan’s Brewing Co...
Friday Afternoon Links
It is September 18, 2026 and Deshaun Watson still sucks. At this point, the...
So You Want to Start Your Home Bar.
The top half of the bar shelves. No good way to get a picture of the bottom...
Get Yourself Clean
25 years ago yesterday, my life was set on a course that would otherwise...
Friday Afternoon Links
No joke for the title today, Not for any reason other than I can't come up...
For What its Worth
You’re going to have to forgive me. My oldest turns 18 in a couple weeks, so...
First Fall Friday Afternoon Links
Fall is supposed to be here, but the weather hasn't been told yet. Thankfully,...
Go F— Yourself San Diego?
I’m sure there were more substantive things for me to get drunk and read about...
Final Friday Afternoon Links of August
First, thank all of you for putting up with the issues we've been having with...
So a guy walked into a bar…
One of my local Cocktail Bars While I have previous talked about common and...
[Insert Flock Pun Here]
I was going to rant about communists and cavemen, and use this as the basis of...
Football Preseason Friday Afternoon Links
Making sure the clear bag is packed for the game tomorrow, hoping they still...