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IFLA: The “Make Your Plans” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week for June 14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eozkIGlrww One of the core functions of astrology is to determine when to do things for maximum benefit. Whether that's going to war, planting a crop, or conceiving an heir (which I guess is the same thing) people would consult the...
Sunday Morning Clean Up and Clean Out Links
We have come through the worst of Alumni Reunion Weekend in more or less one piece. I can't speak for our customers- wine sales were amazing. I have to restock nearly everything. We have the last remnants coming through today, but then we pick up all the pieces, sweep...
Saturday evening Links
Srsly, can you walk and chew gum at the same time? Can you actually show up when you're supposed to work and follow elementary school level directions? If so, I have a job for you in the Gulch. I'll even put you in a room at my place. But I digress, we must Link! I'm...
Cocktail Mixes – Part 1
A while back, I noticed some little mix packs in a gift shop in Vegas. They were from Noble Mick’s and promised single serve craft cocktails out of a pouch. They were priced at a couple of bucks each, so I picked some up. I’m always interested in trying new...
Saturday Morning Reunion Links
All the old time Progs are descending on our little village this weekend for the Reunion. It started for me last night with a table full of affluent women in their late 30s demanding to know if the wine we had was organic. And if it had sulfites. And if we maintained...
Dunham – 71
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
(mostly) Open Post
I find this hard to believe, but who the hell knows. Sometimes you do get a...
IFLA: The “Very Suspicious” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of June 7
Why would someone leave a wig and plain black hat on a fencepost, with an...
Bovine Parasites
My favorite thing to make is carne asada. My family likes it, and they ask me...
First Friday of June Afternoon Links
Yep, still me. Sorry guys, you're stuck with my lackluster links yet again....
Stoic Friday CLVII
Daily Stoic Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman Emperor...
First Friday of June Morning Links
Sloopy is still digesting his full English, so you're stuck with me today. I...
Red Sonja
Red Sonja (2025) Well, Late P Brooks, Ted S and even Pie commented on this...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 95
The re-runs are quickly catching up with the current episodes, this episode is...
Bring in the Doge
THIS TRANSMISSION IS CLASSIFIED. THIS IS A MUCH MORE DIFFICULT OPERATION...
Vermont Vignettes V
When I moved to my small Vermont town in the late 1980’s practically the first...
Random Thoughts – XIX
Item the 1st - In the recent sort of brouhaha about IPCC8.5 - only the...
Monday Morning Links
Can't really see much in the way of sports going on. I saw Djokovic got...
IFLA: The “Angelic” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of May 31
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTzGMEfbnAw The 1980's were a good decade for...
Sunday Morning I’m Gonna Kill Someone Links
So much fun being on our village Planning Board. To put it into context, they...
Taking Vitamin T
There are times when you just have to ask yourself, maybe I should get on the...
Last Friday of May Afternoon Links
Here at the end of May, it appears Cleveland has decided it's time for spring....
Stoic Friday CLVI
Daily Stoic Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman Emperor...
Mystery Box
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The Incredible Shrinking Man (Part 2)
I didn't have time to write a short post, so I wrote a long one instead. The middle part of any trilogy is always the boring story, and the story frequently comes with a sad ending as well. My middle story is no different. In the classic middle story, the protagonist is subjected to myriad trials and...
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Dunham – 69
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
Dunham – 68
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
Prophet Dimension
Read, Hoomans.
The Hat and The Hair Animated-Ep 99-Staged
https://youtu.be/0Y5C5a8DzCo?si=bCVFEXbCxYNc4_3f Patreon Shill Cafepress Shill...
The Hat and The Hair 47: Episode 47 – Assassination Edition
“They tried to kill me!” the hat screamed in the Presidential Beast as he and...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 93
"I've always wanted to do black face." it my be the most Hat line ever, I...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 92
Is the book of Charlie going to be in the next Trump Bible? Also, we're closer...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 91
They want to keep the Guard in DC for years. What the fuck is this dipshit...
The Hat and The Hair Animated-Ep 98-Iran So Far Away
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Cracky!: Episode 8
“Are you ready for this?” Dark Cracky asked. Hunter jerked awake and sat up a...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 90
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The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 89
The real world is in reruns to. https://youtu.be/kp_hzm1BmYs
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 88
https://youtu.be/yX1EVJprgO0
The Hat and The Hair 47: Episode 42
“WAR!’ the hat yelled. “We gonna bomb those fuckers good!” “Do you have to be...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Ep 97 – Grok TV
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The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 87
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Friday Afternoon Links
Sorry, no clever title for today. The girlfriend and I watched Punisher: One Last Kill. It is bad. It is meaningless. It serves no purpose. It also doesn't help connect Born Again to Spider-Man. Long story short, the audio wasn't the problem. This sums up my entire...
Saturday Morning Hot Dog Day Links
The biggest day of the year in Glibs Gulch is not Christmas or Thanksgiving or July 4th. Nope, it's Hot Dog Day, a celebration that has caught on elsewhere. Typically, we piss off the organizers by going our own way on branding, merch, and not paying them a fee for...
Firing Murdock
Please, can’t we just drive to Guam?
Taking Vitamin T
No, not tequila.
Sunday Morning Chores and Politics Links
With the sudden onset of tolerable weather (it's going to be up to 23° in Went To The Moon units), I will be outside finishing up my fence extensions for a better confinement of a dog who identifies as an antelope. Then down to the café to meet, greet, shake hands,...
First Friday of June Afternoon Links
Yep, still me. Sorry guys, you're stuck with my lackluster links yet again....
Taking Vitamin T
There are times when you just have to ask yourself, maybe I should get on the...
Last Friday of May Afternoon Links
Here at the end of May, it appears Cleveland has decided it's time for spring....
Sunday Morning Exhaustion Links
The downside of us changing our business model from a coffee/breakfast café to...
There’s No Gabagool
Since you’re probably at least ten years removed from what is arguably the...
Long Weekend Friday Afternoon Links
Well, it's the kickoff to summer season, with rib cook offs starting up. So,...
TODAYS SPONSOR SUCKS
”So how are we doing today.” I asked. STEVE SMITH was shouting on camera,...
Friday Afternoon Links
Sorry, no clever title for today. The girlfriend and I watched Punisher: One...
Shuffling the Deck
I might have been saving this one for a bit, but they decided to float it...
Saturday Morning Wino Links
With our wine license in hand and a deep stock of delicious bottles behind the...
Pre-Mother’s Day Friday Afternoon Links
Still waiting for spring to spring here, and Ohio On Tap week begins, but...
Millennials Discover the Trolley Problem
Alternative title could be “Just pick a goddamn button”. This is my review of...
First [Fri]day of May.
Obligatory music choice to start this off, although I doubt many will be...