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IFLA: The “Very Suspicious” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of June 7
Why would someone leave a wig and plain black hat on a fencepost, with an undecorated black jacket a few yards away? This set Lily into guardian mode too. Interestingly enough, it was still there nearly a week after it first appeared, so I guess nobody wanted to get...
Sunday Morning Visibly Jewish Links
Prime texted me, "I have a really good friend you haven't met yet, another doc. We're having drinks and I told her about you. Can you make it to dinner on the 6th?" And then a few quotes which led me to believe that her friend was an Actual Jew and one with a sense of...
Saturday evening Links
Yes, here we are, yet again. The week has flown by and it's Saturday. The missus and I spent a couple of days up at the cabin, which made it an especially fine week. The garden is in, and planning for the new daughters nuptials continues apace. I need a generator to...
Bovine Parasites
Fucking parasites
Saturday Morning Blast From The Past Links
I had an old friend come through town this week. We used to frequently travel together in Europe, go camping in California, and hang out in his compound (he did very well in financial engineering) in the great town of Nederland. I even got to see the infamous Dead Guy...
Dunham – 70
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
Random Thoughts – XIX
Item the 1st - In the recent sort of brouhaha about IPCC8.5 - only the...
Monday Morning Links
Can't really see much in the way of sports going on. I saw Djokovic got...
IFLA: The “Angelic” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of May 31
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTzGMEfbnAw The 1980's were a good decade for...
Sunday Morning I’m Gonna Kill Someone Links
So much fun being on our village Planning Board. To put it into context, they...
Taking Vitamin T
There are times when you just have to ask yourself, maybe I should get on the...
Last Friday of May Afternoon Links
Here at the end of May, it appears Cleveland has decided it's time for spring....
Stoic Friday CLVI
Daily Stoic Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman Emperor...
Animal Farm
Animal Farm (1954) We have a historic film here. In general I assume everyone...
The Hat and The Hair Animated-Ep 100!-Spies
https://youtu.be/9tW6rsjuWXc Patreon Shill Cafepress Shill Redbubble Shill...
Wednesday Morning Emergency Links
Banjos was sooo happy to get a whole home generator and now it has betrayed...
Trump Fatigue Syndrome
In a Washington Post column entitled The Delusional Dean, published December...
Shuffle-Ev in Gen Pop Meijer
Previously on Evan’s Magical Mystery Vocational Tour: Where's Walgo?Lotteria’s...
The Name on the Wall
My given name is James, but nobody calls me that. More on that later....
IFLA: The “Summer of Travel I” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of May 25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNwC0sp-uA4 When this goes live, I'll be in...
Sunday Morning Exhaustion Links
The downside of us changing our business model from a coffee/breakfast café to...
There’s No Gabagool
Since you’re probably at least ten years removed from what is arguably the...
Long Weekend Friday Afternoon Links
Well, it's the kickoff to summer season, with rib cook offs starting up. So,...
Mystery Box
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Old Man With Candy’s Most Excellent Jew Falafel
Falafel is one of those Middle Eastern dishes that everyone claims, everyone has their own version, and everyone uses to demonize the Jews. And it's the equivalent of hamburgers to Israelis, an everyday meal available on every street corner. The Israeli version uses chick peas (garbanzos) so of course that is correct. Egyptians...
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Dunham – 68
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
Prophet Dimension
Read, Hoomans.
The Crider Chronicles: The Orleans Incident – Part VI
August 2251 The Orleans Combat Information Center “Oh, that’s very clever,” Admiral Gauss pointed at two new images that suddenly appeared in the holographic ‘tank’ displaying the exercise. “Captain Wallace brought his task group out of subspace sixteen hundred...
Dunham – 67
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
The Hat and The Hair 47: Episode 47 – Assassination Edition
“They tried to kill me!” the hat screamed in the Presidential Beast as he and...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 93
"I've always wanted to do black face." it my be the most Hat line ever, I...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 92
Is the book of Charlie going to be in the next Trump Bible? Also, we're closer...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 91
They want to keep the Guard in DC for years. What the fuck is this dipshit...
The Hat and The Hair Animated-Ep 98-Iran So Far Away
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Cracky!: Episode 8
“Are you ready for this?” Dark Cracky asked. Hunter jerked awake and sat up a...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 90
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The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 89
The real world is in reruns to. https://youtu.be/kp_hzm1BmYs
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 88
https://youtu.be/yX1EVJprgO0
The Hat and The Hair 47: Episode 42
“WAR!’ the hat yelled. “We gonna bomb those fuckers good!” “Do you have to be...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Ep 97 – Grok TV
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The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 87
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The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 86
The conclusion of Tha Hat and Space Hat B-plot https://youtu.be/kdSFMj-A-Uw
Food & Drink
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Saturday Morning Wino Links
With our wine license in hand and a deep stock of delicious bottles behind the bar, we're ready for old ladies getting sloshed and starting bar fights. My list has stereotypical female pleasers like Prosecco and pink Champagne. Prime remains a steadfast dry red wine...
Sunday Morning Last Chance To Drink Links
Well, the State of New York finally disgorged a temporary permit for us to sell the Demon rum in lower alcohol forms. So beer and wine incoming. It also means that my small amount of remaining free time is now accounted for, so my personal drinking will soon slow to...
Killing Caesar
This freaking guy!
Sunday Morning Exhaustion Links
The downside of us changing our business model from a coffee/breakfast café to a dinner/wine bar venue is that my working days are now extended to 12-13 hours. Mostly on my aging feet. Well, that's what the customers seem to want, and twenty bucks is twenty bucks. I'm...
Final February Friday ‘Fternoon Finks
The perfect month comes to a close. With that, we get ready to move into March. Going after loot boxes seems a much better complaint than bitching about their cut. The important thing from the Epstein Files: what were they drinking? Pretty sure there's more than one...
Last Friday of May Afternoon Links
Here at the end of May, it appears Cleveland has decided it's time for spring....
Sunday Morning Exhaustion Links
The downside of us changing our business model from a coffee/breakfast café to...
There’s No Gabagool
Since you’re probably at least ten years removed from what is arguably the...
Long Weekend Friday Afternoon Links
Well, it's the kickoff to summer season, with rib cook offs starting up. So,...
TODAYS SPONSOR SUCKS
”So how are we doing today.” I asked. STEVE SMITH was shouting on camera,...
Friday Afternoon Links
Sorry, no clever title for today. The girlfriend and I watched Punisher: One...
Shuffling the Deck
I might have been saving this one for a bit, but they decided to float it...
Saturday Morning Wino Links
With our wine license in hand and a deep stock of delicious bottles behind the...
Pre-Mother’s Day Friday Afternoon Links
Still waiting for spring to spring here, and Ohio On Tap week begins, but...
Millennials Discover the Trolley Problem
Alternative title could be “Just pick a goddamn button”. This is my review of...
First [Fri]day of May.
Obligatory music choice to start this off, although I doubt many will be...
Sunday Morning Retarded Links
I had a whole story ready to go about a giant (6'7", 380 lb) tard nicknamed...
Keep it Under Our Space Helmets
Poor hapless bastards are in the news again, but enough about the NY Mets....