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Warty Hugeman
Huge Wartyday Wedneslinks
Sup brahs. Are you pumped? Are you jacked? Are you getting jacked? Have you slonked your eggs yet...
Nobody Likes You Because Your Dangerous
Perusing my photos a few weeks ago I realized something: I drink a lot of beer. I have enough notes and...
Self-Actualized Parenting
If you are worried this will be one of those pieces where I meander around in my head trying to be a decent...
Warty Hugeman and the Sensitive Vampires
“I will destroy you all, vampire scum!” Warty growled at the feeding horde of bloodthirsty undead....
Wartimus Riesigmann and The Colour From Out of Time: A Warty Hugeman Tweenage Time Travel Adventure: Chapter Five
A shuddering boom rocked the house. “Stay here,” Wartimus’ father ordered. “Talk to the dildo.” “Hello?” he...
Wartimus Riesigmann and The Colour From Out of Time: A Warty Hugeman Tweenage Time Travel Adventure: Chapter Four
His ears ringing, his body bruised and aching, his eyes blurred, Wartimus came to on the lawn of his father’s...
Wartimus Riesigmann and The Colour From Out of Time: A Warty Hugeman Tweenage Time Travel Adventure: Chapter Three
The estate’s proximity alarm began to scream from Wartimus’ communicator. He scooped the space dildo in the...
Wartimus Riesigmann and The Colour From Out of Time: A Warty Hugeman Tweenage Time Travel Adventure: Chapter Two
Simon shouldered his backpack. “How far do you think?” he asked. “The descent was steep and the sound of the...
Wartimus Riesigmann and The Colour From Out of Time: A Warty Hugeman Tweenage Time Travel Adventure: Chapter One
Wartimus reclined on the roof of his father’s house and watched the stars glitter in the darkness of a...