Into The Sugarverse!

Into The Sugarverse!

  “I don’t know why I’m driving,” Donald said. “I never drive myself. And why am I driving a Subaru? It’s made in Chyna.” “It’s made in Japan, Donald,” the hair said, styled majestically, like an eagle swooping down on hapless prey. “Probably still loaded in...
The Truth is Out There

The Truth is Out There

I can explain it.  Those alien mummies? I can explain all of this. This is my review of Firestone Walker Double Hypnosis Imperial IPA: The entire world looked at Mexico with wonder utter confusion this week when a Mexican journo with a history of alien-related hoaxes...
Nice Ass, Bro

Nice Ass, Bro

I like the idea of second chances.  Hopefully you all forgive me for this one. This is my review of Drekker I Don’t Know No Snakes: What happened?  A professional bodybuilder known as Marc Lobliner posted a tweet announcing that gender hysteria has now infected his...
Glibbooks 9 – Excuses and opinions

Glibbooks 9 – Excuses and opinions

Sorry puzzle people no glibcrostic this week, I could make excuses and tell you a bunch of stories about death and work and taxes but we all know that it was the alcohol and procrastination. This weeks book related subject – Woman authors and why there are way...
Huge Wartyday Wedneslinks

Huge Wartyday Wedneslinks

  Sup brahs. Are you pumped? Are you jacked? Are you getting jacked? Have you slonked your eggs yet today? Good, good. Wait, what’s that? You don’t slonk any eggs? None at all? NGMI, bro.   RIP to my friend Brian. He probably ate too many eggs....