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Spudalicious

Survey says I’m a Paleolibertarian bitches. That means I eat β€œL”ibertarians for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Soave tastes a little fruity. Wait a minute, that doesn’t sound quite right…

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  1. The Late P Brooks

    There can be no consensus without US

    The Trump administration halted construction on a nearly complete offshore wind project near Rhode Island as the White House continues to attack the battered U.S. offshore wind industry that scientists say is crucial to the urgent fight against climate change.

    Danish wind farm developer Orsted says the Revolution Wind project is about 80% complete, with 45 out of its 65 turbines already installed.

    ——-

    Scientists across the globe agree that nations need to rapidly embrace renewable energy to stave off the worst effects of climate change, including extreme heat and drought; larger, more intense wildfires and supercharged hurricanes, typhoons and rainstorms that lead to catastrophic flooding.

    Clap, or Tinkerbell’s a goner.

    • rhywun

      I don’t believe any of “nearly complete”, “crucial”, “extreme”, or “more intense”.

      There is a reason New York’s offshore fantasies can’t get off the ground – nobody wants to pay the massive cost.

      • Chafed

        I was assured all of NYS supported Hochul’s climate “leadership.” Surely higher electricity prices are worth it to support the Supreme Leader.

  2. The Gunslinger

    From the dead thread.
    Glad you are okay Evan.
    Car accidents suck, no matter how minor.
    Sorry about the car.

    • R.J.

      Wait what? I missed that

      • The Gunslinger

        Sounds like he bounced his car off a curb pretty good. Maybe an ambulance ride too

  3. The Late P Brooks

    β€œThis arbitrary decision defies all logic and reason β€” Revolution Wind’s project was already well underway and employed hundreds of skilled tradesmen and women. This is a major setback for a critical project in Connecticut, and I will fight it,” Connecticut Sen. Richard Blumenthal, a Democrat, said in a statement.

    Make the gravy trains run on time.

    • rhywun

      lol They don’t even hide the grifting, do they?

  4. DEG

    But re-wording the back of the peg game, so idiots don’t get offended when they inevitably suck at it? Come on. Sucking at the peg game is as American as apple pie. It’s a rite of passage. It’s tradition. That game made us all stronger as kids growing up. And it challenges us still to this day.

    YES

    • PutridMeat

      the back of the peg game

      Not sure if want to inquire further or click link….

      • rhywun

        I clicked but I’d rather have that two minutes back.

      • juris imprudent

        PM – form a mental image of the CB clientele. Got that in your head? Hold on to that, and now think about your kinky allusion.

        [Mr. Haney voice] Well aren’t you in luck, I just happen to have a barrel of brain bleach in the truck here.

      • DEG

        JI – Rule 34

      • Don escaped Memphis

        moar Mr. Haney

  5. Suthenboy

    Have we reached the point where Trump can just ignore that ruling? If the lower courts are truly defying the SC then I would think the answer is yes.

    Just for fun I will mention this in passing………YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE POLICING YOUR OWN. DO YOUR GODDAMNED JOB.

    • rhywun

      Power and money are at stake. Law, order, and public safety are completely unimportant.

  6. Fourscore

    Honey Harvest is 4 weeks away, Sep 21st

    Make your plans accordingly. Time is of an essence.

    • DEG

      I won’t be able to make it since I burned all the time I could take off on road tripping to and from FreedomFest.

      • The Other Kevin

        And getting swole in that amazing gym.

      • DEG

        Your gym was pretty good.

        There were other good ones on the trip, but yours was pretty good.

      • Evan from Evansville

        You folk visit each other and work out together?

        Talk about gay.

      • DEG

        yawn

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Sadly, I am out. I am dropping 10K+ on rebuilding my front porch, and this has put the kybosh on any travel.

      • Akira

        I’ve dropped probably 5K on home improvements this year and last, and there’s more to go. It has really cut into my fun budget (particularly shooting) but I’m trying to console myself that it’s an investment that will come back one day when I sell the house, and a $1300 of new siding could mean the house selling for some much greater amount.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Yeah, my shooting buddy and I were commiserating on how much both of us were spending on home improvements this year. Between the two of us, I has gotten rather pricey. And that definitely cuts into shooting fun.

      • Threedoor

        House improvements including furniture have been budgeted around 10k a year.

        Last summer it was the patio at 12k. I’m in process on the deck and it’s a minimum of 6k just for the materials. Damn you ca and or for ending redwood harvesting.

    • Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

      I’ll be there. I can’t let Pope Jimbo take the lead again.

      • Aloysious

        Now I have an image in my head of His Popeness blessing all the honey.

      • juris imprudent

        All I got was a jar of pagan honey.

    • kinnath

      Mrs kinnath and I will be there. We have the correct weekend reserved at the hotel this year.

  7. Shpip

    US District Judge William Orrick expanded an injunction that he initially issued in April covering 16 cities and counties including San Francisco, where he is based, to cover a new batch of local governments that recently joined the case and sought to be protected under his court order.

    A septuagenarian Obama appointee comes out of senior status to stick his thumb in the eye of the administration, contra recent SCOTUS precedent. As tiresomely predictable these days as the sun rising in the east.

    Since there’s no sanction on this type of behavior other than a sternly-worded Supreme Court opinion, when does the administration just tell the judge “Yep… check is in the mail. No idea why lawless cities aren’t getting federal tax dollars, nosiree.”

    • DEG

      According to reports, a driver allegedly hit a pedestrian with their car, turned around, and then ran over that person another time, causing a significant head injury.

      Sounds personal.

      • Sean

        Yep

      • Suthenboy

        Or Chinese.

      • Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

        a driver allegedly hit a pedestrian with their car, turned around, and then ran over that person another time

        From a purely financial point, hear me out / devil’s advocate, it makes sense. Cheaper to pay for a wrongful death once than to pay the victim for their injuries the rest of their life.

    • Evan from Evansville

      Hey, ya gotta work it flat. Y’all don’t feel the knead for speed.

      Proof of why ya never rise to the occasion.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Waffle House > Cracker Barrel.

    • juris imprudent

      For the food or the entertainment?

  8. The Other Kevin

    I hate being sick. I feel like I’m just wasting time laying around. Thankfully it seems isolated in my sinuses, no cough or anything.

    • Sean

      Eat more hot peppers.

      • Akira

        Heck yea. My go-to sick food is some really spicy soup. Clears the sinuses and wakes me the hell up.

      • slumbrew

        I had the hottest shishitos tonight. Normally one in ten is a bit spicy but 3 of the 6 were jalapeΓ±o+ spicy.

    • DEG

      Get well soon

  9. Gustave Lytton

    Open air campfire in C Oregon last night. Throat is still itching.

    • Fourscore

      Canada must have finally made a deal with Trump and no more smoke, at least no until the wind changes. Fall is in the air, mornings are cool, humidity down and days only in the 70s.

      • Sean

        Flappy headed fuckers.

      • rhywun

        Fall is in the air

        Amen to that.

        Bit of discomfort today but it looks like a pleasant week is coming.

    • Threedoor

      Madres area?

      • Gustave Lytton

        Big fast growing fire SW of Madras burning towards Sisters. I was well south of there to Klamath but still thick enough to set off a smoke detector in an entryway.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Air show is having an unplanned encore featuring tanker drops.

  10. rhywun

    Womp, womp. Go to jail, and stay directly in jail. You do not get a succulent Chinese meal.

    I didn’t follow any of that case. Too busy being a college freshman or sophomore.

    How much of a railroading did they get?

    • DenverJ

      I don’t remember much. It was premeditated, but the brothers claimed physical abuse from the parents.

      • rhywun

        It’s the first sensationalized trial in my vague memory. I suspect it drew attention more because they were rich and handsome than any other details.

      • Fourscore

        They’ve been on vacation for 36 years, doing life.

  11. DenverJ

    Went into Flint today to eat at The Torch. Took the old lady’s car, because I have no desire to have my suspension broken. It’s always interesting visiting Flint. There is so much history and neat old buildings, juxtaposed to burned out houses and empty acres where GM used to be.

    • Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

      Give Michael Moore a wedgie for me!

      Oh and don’t drink the water.

      • DenverJ

        Did not know he is a local. The water thing was fixed, ny which I mean they are buying water from somebody who knows how to clean it (Detroit, I think). I think they’ve replaced about half of the lead pipes that were supposed to be replaced by now. It’s so strange, once one of the richest small cities in America, it has so much poverty now. And the lead pipes… there is a lot of crazy in Flint. The fiance quit Flint Public Schools last week, and will be doing more at the University, thank God. Those kids in Flint…

    • Sean

      Keir Starmer Is a cunt.

      • juris imprudent

        As if it would be any different with someone else as PM. The rot is incomprehensible.

      • DenverJ

        β€œI am strongly in favour of free speech, we’ve had free speech in this country for a very long time and we protect it fiercely.” What a liar.

      • rhywun

        He really is in a league of his own. Their system is really fucked up if that is the rotten cream that floats to the surface.

      • Don escaped Memphis

        rot

        the point of NATO was western liberal democracy vs communism

        at this point, why should my son die defending Westminster? Vlad can ‘ave ’em

      • Fourscore

        Rhywun, some Glib once pointed out the scum also floats to the surface.

      • rhywun

        Vlad can β€˜ave ’em

        The western Euro insistence that Vlad is gonna roll tanks across Europe is one of the more delusional things I have heard in recent years.

      • Shpip

        The western Euro insistence that Vlad is gonna roll tanks across Europe is one of the more delusional things I have heard in recent years.

        Exactly. Vlad can’t even roll his tanks across Ukraine. You think he’s gonna roll them across Belarus, Poland, Germany, and France — while leaving his flanks exposed to air strikes from Sweden / Norway to the north and Italy to the south?

        It’s not 1974 anymore. Ivan’s not sending sixty divisions through the Fulda Gap.

    • rhywun

      β€œpaid a very high price for making a mistake”

      Never apologise.

      β€œI am strongly in favour of free speech, we’ve had free speech in this country for a very long time and we protect it fiercely.”

      Liar.

      “But…”

      I repeat, you are a liar.

  12. Evan from Evansville

    @Gunslinger: Thanks. I’m all fine and no other car or person was involved, thankfully. Full story:

    Well. I got in an accident on the way home from work. No injuries and no one else involved. Hit a curb. Likely broke an axle.

    It’s likely to be totaled, I’d imagine. Warning lights on in the lane, pushing the pedal in Drive didn’t connect any power to the engine. It did reverse. Fuck me. Police and fire took me in an ambulance to make sure I was OK, which I was. I up-sold the reality that I’ve been exhausted, the most obvious negative physical symptom I experienced. (This was not entirely true.) I still haven’t boiled down all my thoughts on it, but today was scary. Not at all in the moment, but from 30,000 feet. I didn’t have a (grand mal) seizure, I do know that. But right before it happened, I did realize I needed to pull over. (I think I did too soon, into the curb instead of the entrance road.)

    Work was productive (for what it is) and I was gonna start my notes on my piece about it. I hope to still jot bits down, but I admit I’m rather distracted at the momo. Driving the mini-van to work tomorrow, as my ’13 Malibu awaits its fate in a tow-shop lot.

    Me no likey. But I’ll be just fine. Life has no business being perfect. (Dammit.)

    • Evan from Evansville

      The fire folk brought a medic team and I got into their vehicle. I wasn’t driven anywhere, and it was fun to sign the release confirming I didn’t wanna go to the ER. I never thought I need to and I didn’t.

      Full disclosure, cuz I’m not sure if I can to others: I noticed beforehand that I *may* be feeling the slight shimmy of an aura. Nothing strong, but I could tell something slightly suspicious was happening. [REDACTED.] I decided to pull over as soon as I could. I went to soon and turned into the curb instead of the proper entrance.

      • Akira

        That’s crazy. You may have thankfully saved your life and possibly other lives. Hope your condition improves and the car is fixable without too much financial pain!

      • Evan from Evansville

        @Akira: Thanks. I’m incredibly happy *I* saw the signs so *I* took the brunt rather than anyone else.

        The car issue will suck, but it’s resolve-able. I really hope the damage isn’t as bad as I fear. We have a really good mechanic.
        *crosses fingers*

        That could have been orders-of magnitude worse. Much to think upon. Time to shave and get on that. No euphemism, this time.

      • DenverJ

        Wow. Glad you’re OK. Damage may not be as bad as you think. Control arm will need replaced, but the transmission thing may just be a broken CV joint.

      • DrOtto

        Is there any cosmetic damage? If not, probably just lower control arm, strut, sway links and tie rod end. Maybe a new wheel and tire. Probably about $1,500 installed.

  13. Yusef drives a Kia

    I just realized AC/DC is the rock version of Vivaldi, 245 versions of the same song, and they are good.

    • Akira

      Personally, I could never get past the singer’s voice (in addition to me not really being a rock & roll guy).

      But people make some real funny faces at my music, so to each their own!

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Which singer?
        They have been through three so far
        Bon Scott
        Brian Johnson
        And W. Axl Rose
        Heh

      • rhywun

        I like lots of rock but I could never stomach them.

        You’re not alone.

      • Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

        Damnit Sean!

      • Sean

        Neener neener.

    • The Hyperbole

      You didn’t just realize this, and also they have three songs, the straight up rockers (Whole Lotta Rosie), the slow burns (Night Prowler), and the Tongue in check romps (Can I sit next to you Girl).

      And every band has the same “problem”, Fuck sake, the Stones have only 4 songs, the Kinks have six and that’s about the limit. Even “Avant-garde” artist like Zappa or the incomparable Mr. Waits only have a handful of songs.

      • The Hyperbole

        I should add that in AC⚑DC’s case it’s probably 85/12/3 ratio wise so it’s understandable that the casual listener might think they only have one song.

  14. Evan from Evansville

    Listening to that Purple Rain: Fuck, Jack White ripped that off hard. (See also: Music .. but I wasn’t expecting that.) And *LORD* that song itself directly steals from led Zep. (See also: Music. Jokes.)

    • juris imprudent

      Deep Purple and Led Zeppelin both formed in 1968 in London. Zep was originally a blues band.

      • DenverJ

        Duh duh duh, duh duh duh DUH was the first song I ever learned on the guitar.

      • rhywun

        It’s the first song l’il Rhywun recalls hearing in endless rotation on the classic rock station that was always on in my house.

    • DenverJ

      I enjoy Jack White’s music alot.

      • The Hyperbole

        To say that he is single handedly keeping straight up Rock-n-Roll alive is a stretch, but not that big of one.

      • rhywun

        Can’t stand him/them. Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

      • Evan from Evansville

        See my comment below.

        He’s a remarkably talented, influential musician with several albums of really powerful music. Plus 4/4

  15. Evan from Evansville

    Hey, I gotta question for readers and writers: Does my style make sense? (Particularly the parentheticals, where I sometimes add a side-thought within. I want it to read as if the author’s talking, adding his own conversational notes along the way. (Like ya know, whatever.))

    My use of *this* is my lazy way of bolding, emphasizing things, but I like the visual, as well. I certainly wouldn’t use these in print, but just asking if my thoughts on how it should sound makes sense and if we’re on the same page.
    (Fuck. That’s a hard question. Curious, and appreciated. Thanks in advance. And no worries. Also me just thinking. (Not just of Q’s cuties.))

    It took way too long to think of examples to write in, just to give direct examples, when not warranted. Take these with a shaker of salt.

    • UnCivilServant

      My main thought on your parentheticals is that they’re too long. If you get past a sentence inside the parentheticals, switching back to the main thought becomes more difficult for the reader, and more so when you start nesting them.

      • Evan from Evansville

        I greatly appreciate that. I’ve found myself making them too long, then realizing that that thought needs to be its own thing. It’s hard to self-edit.

        Kurt Vonnegut has a great ‘Rule’ for short story writing: “Kill your babies.” (I don’t think he had any orphans…)

    • Shpip

      I (unconsciously, I think) styled my writing after Tom Wolfe, with long complex sentences and lots of parentheticals.

      It works for commenting on the site, as it seems a bit more organically stream-of-thought — at least as far as my scribblings have any resemblance to coherent thought.

      For an article, I try to pare it down some, make the prose punchier and more pithy. But I’ll never be Ernest Hemingway. Too damn much work.

      • Evan from Evansville

        Thanks, and roger on the punchy /pithy. I make conscious efforts to try to pare down AP brevity and style. Far too many SVO sentences. It gets tedious.

        Unless you *are* Vonnegut, especially in Slaughterhouse Five, where seemingly every simple paragraph ends with a short sentence of profound insight. Such a crazy book, definitely my favorite novel. The most creative way of dealing with abject trauma I’ve ever read or seen. Damn.

      • UnCivilServant

        I don’t strive to be someone else, though I do occassionally notice turns of phrase that soaked in from people I’ve read. (side-eyes Douglas Adams)

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        I think UCS just gave some of the best advice re creativity; just be yourself and don’t try to be imitative.

  16. DenverJ

    Also, there are only so many ways to arrange music, and we’ve been making music for a long time. I wrote a few songs when I was young, and later realized I had just put lyrics from Robert Johnson songs to music from Kansas or something.

    • rhywun

      I dunno who Robert Johnson is but I wore out the Kansas “Best Of” cassette they put out in the 80s. So, nice! I think?

    • Evan from Evansville

      Speaking of: The White Stripe’s cover of Stop Breaking Down on their first album Is fantastic.

      Certainly not my favorite musician, but perhaps my most respected. His work with Loretta Lynn is a solid. (“Portland Oregon” on that album is catchy and good. And a good example showing respect for predecessors, and throwing some of his reputation into her wallet, making sure she’s ok.)

      It is remarkable the bass line for Seven Nation Army is now an international sports-chant in any tense situation. That’s a remarkable cultural achievement, to be responsible for that. He said he wrote that as a semi-joking James Bond theme idea. Woulda been great.

    • groat scotum

      Pure candyfloss

  17. Tres Cool

    Crush, with eyeliner

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      What about REM?

  18. Evan from Evansville

    Cubs note: Rookie Cade Horton has pitched 4 1/3 so far. He’s thrown 39 pitches. Only 3 balls.

    Damn. 6-0 us over the Angels.

    • rhywun

      “the government should wean itself off tobacco tax revenues”

      πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

  19. Evan from Evansville

    Odd question: As a kid in the 90s, having an earring on *one* ear alone was a ‘Gay Flag.’ I forget which ear it was. I wanna think only one in the right earlobe was the signal.

    Pete-Crow Armstrong (PCA), center fielder and DAMN-good rookie for the Cubs, I’ve noticed has always had only one in his left ear. Media says he has a hairdresser girlfriend. *shrug* I get a vibe from him. (I do wonder how that works in clubhouses. Most likely? Remarkably chill and never comes up.)

    • R.J.

      I think it was right is wrong and left is right or something.

    • rhywun

      Left ear is the heterosexual ear.

      I had three in my left ear before I put one in my right ear. Haven’t worn any jewellery whatsoever in a couple decades at least. Now I’m the rebel just like with no tatts.

      • rhywun

        I should add that the left/right rule is a couple decades out of fashion by now. Soccer players are among the most tatted up and blinged douchebags on the planet and it’s mostly both ears for that lot.

      • Evan from Evansville

        Thanks, and I’m glad I was ‘right!’ And totally true, that 90s shit.

        As for no ink: Again, I’d say 50%+ of Millennials have ’em. Odd and fitting that I ‘stand out’ *without* having any. I don’t understand the temptation. (See also: My admission that this former editor wants a current editor. How’d I ever be happy with a permanent ‘mistake?’)

      • dbleagle

        In the day of windjammers sailors would get an earring for rounding Cape Horn. The ear was determined by whether you rounded the Cape to your starboard (against the prevailing winds) or to port (with the prevailing winds).

        Neither way is easy.

    • UnCivilServant

      Dudes should not get piercings.

    • slumbrew

      ISTR right ear was “gay”.

      (It was all pretty gay. NTTIATWWT.)

    • Gender Traitor

      No piercings for straight guys unless you also have a parrot on your shoulder and a hook for a hand.

    • rhywun

      I get a vibe from him

      LOL if I have learned anything over the past few decades of unrequited luv it’s that vibes don’t mean a damned thing.

    • Threedoor

      Yep. I think it was the right ear.

    • Sean

      Y’all are weird. I had (left) double hoops for a bit.

  20. R.J.

    I am watching Warwick Davis be a physical comedian in Leprechaun.

    • Threedoor

      That movie is underated.

  21. Evan from Evansville

    Sleep in, kids. Grandpa’s watching his stories at work. I forgot my vest. Don’t rattle me!

    • Ted S.

      I wake up early every morning.

      • Threedoor

        I’m still awake n

  22. Suthenboy

    Good morning all.

    I am putting forward an effort to learn more about the financial world and it is very eye opening. I thought I was cynical before. My cynicism seems to be increasing exponentially.

    • Sean

      β˜•οΈ

    • Beau Knott

      “No matter how cynical I get, it’s never enough” — Lily Tomlin

    • Ted S.

      Free fights at the Waffle House?

  23. Tres Cool

    suh’ fam
    yo whats goody yo

    TALL SABBATH CANS

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, homey, Ted’S., Beau, Sean, Suthen, Threedoor, and EfE!

      • Beau Knott

        Mornin’!

      • Gender Traitor

        How are you today, Beau?

      • Sean

        πŸ€“

      • Beau Knott

        Doing well all in all. Just finished the week’s laundry. I’ll probably settle back into bing watching The Blacklist for the rest of the day 😁

  24. Beau Knott

    Speaking of Seven Nation Army… this.

    • Sean

      ⬅️

  25. Suthenboy

    I bring up the money thing because of something Akira said yesterday about the woman he knows whom is always begging money and after she gets some squanders it. It reminded me of this conversation with a friend of mine some years ago (we are no longer friends) –

    Friend – “That insurance money I got was 70K”
    Me – “Cool. That is a serious leg up for you. What are you going to do with it?”
    Friend – “I put it in the stock market. I went to New Orleans to do some day trading”
    *my suspicions go up sharply*
    “That is good. It is impossible to lose money in the market if you are prudent. How much do you have now?”
    Friend – “Ah….I think the others were watching me. I developed a method. I could see what they were doing and I would have done great but they ganged up on me.”
    Me – “I am confused. You went to town with 70K, outsmarted them and left with zero dollars? Now I have to ask, did you buy stock on margin?”
    Friend – “Of course, you get twice the stock that way. It would be stupid not to. It’s like free stock man”
    *me – facepalm*
    Me – “You didnt leave there with zero dollars, did you? You left with negative dollars….how much….”
    Friend – “Well, that’s what I came to talk to you about. I was thinking maybe you….”
    Me – “NO”

    • Sean

      Some people can’t help themselves. πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

  26. Evan from Evansville

    Oversized all day.

    I’m livin’ Tres’ dream.