Scientists unveil pair of ‘mummified alien’ corpses to Mexico Congress Just to remind you of the context of the opening joke. The rest of the episode delves into The Hair’s sexuality, and it’s a bit…disturbing. Enjoy!
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun 68
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CPRM
Organic troll farmer.

They’re undocumented immigrants!
I like how The Hair shut the Hat up.
I’d have expected the Hat to be a moaner.
This utterly useless, but I love it and need one just like.
78’ Chevette 427 Hatboro Aug 2025
I’m sure it’s nose heavy and has no traction at any speed.
They could have saved 100 pounds with aluminum heads.
He could have at least lit up the tires once, although those tires are pretty damn skinny.
I remember seeing someone slip a Buick Grand National drive train, turbo 6 with 5 speed, into one of the midsize wagons back in the eighties. Dead stock looking, it was the ultimate sleeper.
Regal T type was a sleeper out of the box.
Not sure if they came as a wagon.
G body wagons must have been fairly rare, there is one running around my town but I can’t remember seeing others.
Guy I knew shoved a Callaway twin turbo motor into an early ’80s El Camino. He kept the 14″ Chevy rally wheels. It would brake the tires loose at 60mph without breaking a sweat.
Just another man bites shark story from Florida:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDoRFxF-1xA
Man, possibly from Florida, fights off great white shark with speargun and keeps the fish he caught:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yr21q9SMY5k
Thank you CPRM for not doing a Hair Pride Month special.
Get your game on, boys and girls!
Commute now and I’m legitimately excited to see Cutie Colleague. I hope she wore those ass-revealing tight slacks today. That’d be a good sign. Onward and upward, my friends. Time to kick ass at work. (Aren’t y’all already there?)
And in good sports news that Sloopy isn’t going to cover, real doubles players beat singles names parachuted in and win US Open
Caught some of the earlier action. I had to wiki whyTF actual tennis was playing on a Wednesday.
Good for them. Was the entire field singles players except them? I can understand the negative reaction from, well, everyone.
Almost entirely. One American woman had the highest-ranked American doubles player for a partner, but Vavassori (#13 in doubles) was the highest ranked men’s doubles player. He and Errani only got a wild card because they raised holy hell.
There were also only 16 teams instead of what I think has traditionally been 32.
Whatcha gonna do when Glibomania runs wild on you?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRWUoDpo2fo
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Whatcha gonna do when she says goodbye?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qRfNa4-6KL8
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/20/nyregion/immigration-raid-warehouse-edison-new-jersey.html
Deport them all.
Including the NYT writers.
🙄
I wonder if the NYT has penned hundreds of articles against the idea of any other (non-western) country enforcing its sovereignty.
Are they pro Belt-and-Road?
https://www.nj.com/politics/2025/08/mikie-sherrill-vows-to-freeze-nj-energy-prices-amid-alarming-rate-hikes.html
Wow. A whole year? 🙄
And fuck over the people who actually produce the electricity, too.
Our local shitbird legislator wants the state to take over the local utility.
Price controls have a long history of …
Enriching the politically connected.
What could possibly go wrong with government “investments”? The returns are gonna be lit.
suh’ fam
whats goody
Good morning, homey, EfE, Roat, Ted’S., and Sean!
Morning. How goes?
So far so good, but it’s early yet! How are you?
Our offshored IT is still shit.
I’m making all sorts of poor decisions. Instead of going back to sleep I stayed up and am now running on less than four hours sleep, counting yesterday’s nap
Ted’S., are you at least able to get access to the system, or are your credentials not working again?
Oh, well, U! As long as it’s a remote day and you don’t have to drive on so little sleep.
We have to log into a VPN, amd that’s where it’s telling some of us that our accounts are expired. I can log onto the computer and access my Teams account and work email, but can’t do real work.
It is a remote day, but I know better – I’m angry at my self-sabotaging behavior.
The folk in the back all speak Ethiopian.
Wasn’t expecting that. No sign of Cutie Colleague yet. *Frown*
Technically Amharic, or some other language.
We are not winning the division, but your Cubs swept the division- leading Brewers in Tuesday’s double -header and again yesterday.
We go again at 2:20 after I get off work at 2. *Beams*
No Cutie Colleague, yet?
*Frowning increases*
GM 🙂
Gluteus Maximus to you too! 🙂
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Oh, rats.
OPP
I hear the pitter patter of little feet through the house. One of the cats runs more than walks.
Or you have a mouse problem.
Cat-owning rat is a major flex.