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Spudalicious

Survey says I’m a Paleolibertarian bitches. That means I eat “L”ibertarians for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Soave tastes a little fruity. Wait a minute, that doesn’t sound quite right…

122 Comments

  1. UnCivilServant

    People picking through Kim Wong Ark have found that the ruling did explicitly acknowledge that it applied to lawful permanant residents, which still leave illegal aliens out in the cold. In fact, the whole “baby popped out on your soil even though we just got here” situation is so absurd the argument in favor should be laughed out of court and the lawyers censured for making it.

  2. Common Tater

    “Sanchez is accused of threatening, following and attacking the man, who tried to pepper spray him unsuccessfully. He claimed it was at that time that he defended himself with a knife.”

    A defensive stabbing?

    • juris imprudent

      Is a defensive stabbing implausible? If a knife is the best you got, you use it, right?

    • hayeksplosives

      Nice.

      And now Fox has to scramble for a substitute commentator for today’s Colts-Raiders game!

      It’s not like Sanchez is jobless and destitute. Very surprised to hear about this.

      • Ted S.

        I thought I read somewhere Brady Quinn was already signed up for that.

      • Gender Traitor

        I believe the Indy Star reported yesterday they’d gotten Brady Quinn to sub.

    • EvilSheldon

      Sure. If someone much larger and stronger than me is trying to grapple with me, I’m going for the knife first.

      You try to draw a gun in an entangled fight, you stand a good chance of losing it.

  3. Common Tater

    “Did they hire deBlasio as a consultant?”

    You meant Bloomberg?

    • Common Tater

      “The same law also bans adverts for unhealthy food from being shown on TV between 5.30am and 9pm.

      Unhealthy foods included in the advertising ban include cakes, crisps, sweets, chocolate, pizza, ice cream and also breakfast cereals, porridges with added ingredients and sweetened bread products.”

      Pizza?

      • Sean

        With pineapple.

    • Common Tater

      “A spokesperson for the Department of Health and Social Care said: “Obesity robs children of the best possible start in life, sets them up for a lifetime of health problems and costs the NHS billions.”

      Because children buy their own food?

      • Rat on a train

        Junk food should be in a separate grocery section behind a black curtain where only adults are allowed.

      • rhywun

        Department of Health and Social Care

        JFC.

        What an Orwellian shithole. I would like to live long enough to see the unfortunate victims of all that totalitarianism rebound on the other side of the country’s collapse but I doubt I will.

      • Chafed

        Why so pessimistic Rhy? All of Airstrip One’s bans have had their intended effect. The country is peaceful, prosperous, and healthy.

  4. juris imprudent

    playing the role of heretic

    What do you mean playing?

  5. Tres Cool

    whaddup doh’

    Brisket and AIGS for breakfast here at the Palatial 2X-wide™.

  6. juris imprudent

    But what many of us are feeling now is not a personal disorder. It’s a rational response to a nation that’s becoming ever more disordered.

    Wrong Little Brain – it is an irrational response to irrational beliefs being found in conflict with reality.

    • Suthenboy

      All projection, all of the time.

      • juris imprudent

        And when that isn’t enough? MOAR PROJECTION!!!

    • Not Adahn

      Yes, but an irrational to an irrational imaginary is rational.

      • EvilSheldon

        I hate irrational numbers.

      • Tres Cool

        But do you hate Illinois Nazis ?

    • (((Jarflax

      Quibble, I think anxiety is a rational reaction when your beliefs don’t map onto reality. Only a quibble though because the rational response is to change the beliefs not scream about reality.

    • rhywun

      Some of us are depressed.

      LOL no shit. Seek professional help, the left. The constant knicker-twisting is not good for your mental health.

  7. Common Tater

    “Her post followed multiple Friday reports that the FBI relieved an agent of duty for failing to arrange one for former Director James Comey. Patel did not deny the reports he terminated an agent, though he did write that, under his leadership, the FBI demands agents “follow the chain of command or get relieved.”

    So was this agent fired for not perp walking Comey?

    • rhywun

      Sounds like it.

      I like him too. It’s about time someone stands up to media/leftist bullshit. And with a silver tongue.

  8. Rat on a train

    For those wondering about yesterday’s college football results:
    The Tigers beat the Bulldogs, Golden Hurricane, Golden Lions, Tar Heels, and Yellow Jackets. They lost to the Bulldogs, Panthers, and Phoenix.
    The Owls and Wildcats beat/lost to the Owls and Wildcats respectively.

    • juris imprudent

      You left out those fabulous Golden Bears (and their kid brothers).

      • Rat on a train

        The Bears beat the Bull Dogs and Trailblazers. They lost to the Hoyas, Rams, and Wildcats.

    • Trials and Trippelations

      The Tigers beat the … Tar Heels

      It really is loooong last time I change my avatar

  9. Common Tater

    “DHS Assistant Secretary Tricia McLaughlin said in a Saturday statement. “Agents were unable to move their vehicle and exited the car. One of the drivers who rammed the law enforcement vehicle was armed with a semi-automatic weapon. Law enforcement was forced to deploy their weapons and fired defensive shots at an armed U.S. citizen who drove herself to the hospital to get care for wounds.””

    Was she arrested?

    • Ted S.

      Is her name Mark Sanchez?

      • Trials and Trippelations

        Fix bayonets!

  10. Common Tater

    “Authorities suspect a young male black bear based on the photos the victim sent his family. Investigators are working with wildlife officers, hunters and tracking dogs to find the animal and test it for any conditions that may have caused the attack.”

    https://dailycaller.com/2025/10/04/missouri-man-dead-bear-attack-arkansas-campsite/

    Because it’s a fucking bear?

    • juris imprudent

      He wasn’t there for the hunting?

    • R C Dean

      What, did the bear shout “Allahu Ackbar” when it attacked, making its motive and purpose a total mystery?

      • Chafed

        Lol. Spot on.

    • Trials and Trippelations

      Hmm I think I’ll pass on telling the family this story as we’re 2 weeks out from camping in Arkansas

    • Suthenboy

      They are checking for rabies. Few people today understand the true horror of rabies. We make jokes about it and use the word hyperbolically but it is no joke.
      Most likely idiots have been feeding the bear.

      • EvilSheldon

        Rabies is by far the most interesting disease in humans.

        There’s a theory that a rabies outbreak in Eastern Europe in the 1300s resulted in the Nosferatu legend.

      • Spudalicious

        Pie was there. Maybe he can chime in.

  11. Common Tater

    Re: Diddy

    “transportation to engage in prostitution” sounds like bullshit.

    • juris imprudent

      But, but, but it crossed state lines!!!!

    • Tres Cool

      So not THICC ?

  12. Common Tater

    ““Not a single federal dollar goes to providing health insurance for undocumented immigrants. NOT. ONE. PENNY,” said the top Senate Democrat, Chuck Schumer. “Republicans would rather lie and shut down the government down than protect your healthcare.”

    In an interview with ABC News, on the first day of the government shutdown, House minority leader Hakeem Jeffries fact-checked Republican claims. “Federal law prohibits the use of Medicare, Medicaid, the Children’s Health Insurance Program and the Affordable Care Act to provide health insurance in any way, shape or form, to undocumented immigrants. Period, full stop,” he said. “And Democrats aren’t trying to change that.””

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/oct/04/government-shutdown-republican-lies-healthcare-immigrants

    Bullshit.

    • Common Tater

      “This includes allowing lawfully present noncitizens – which includes several groups, such as refugees and asylum seekers, those with Temporary Protected Status (TPS), and survivors of domestic abuse and human trafficking who are awaiting visas or documentation – to still enroll in certain federal health care programs. All of these immigrants have entered the country legally and are accounted for by the federal government.”

      Also, bullshit.

      • R C Dean

        The Biden migrants entered the country illegally and are allowed to stay under a parole arrangement. They don’t have legal status, just deferred prosecution.

      • Chafed

        Sorry Schumer, no. California has a $12 billion bill for illegal immigrant health care. The state is notorious for washing these costs through federal programs.

    • Suthenboy

      Every word of that is a lie.

      • Suthenboy

        Oh. Health insurance.
        Wait, didnt Schumer specifically try to add that to the bill and thus the shutdown?
        Whatever, it doesnt matter. If the Dems say the sky is blue you can bet it is night time.

      • Sean

        ^^. This

  13. (((Jarflax

    Do, if they have arrested Mark Sanchez and are saying he started the fight, does that make him a dirty Sanchez?

    • EvilSheldon

      Only if he went for the oil check.

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  15. Common Tater

    “A federal judge has granted an order to block President Donald Trump from activating the National Guard to Portland, Ore. amid riots and anti-ICE demonstrations at an Immigration and Customs Enforcement facility in the Democrat-run city.

    Judge Karin Immergut wrote in the order, “This Court GRANTS Plaintiffs’ Motion for Temporary Restraining Order, ECF 6, and temporarily enjoins Defendants’ September 28, 2025, Memorandum ordering the federalization and deployment of Oregon National Guard service members to Portland.””

    https://thepostmillennial.com/breaking-federal-judge-blocks-trump-from-activating-national-guard-in-portland

    CWAC

    • Fourscore

      Gary Cooper didn’t need no National Guard.

      Trump needs to send one TX Ranger. One riot, one ranger

    • Trials and Trippelations

      Karin Immergut

      I had to check the link to make sure this wasn’t just a very on the nose Bee article

    • Common Tater

      “Portland police have arrested a man wearing a “Freedom” Charlie Kirk memorial t-shirt who was seen defending himself during a brawl with an attacker outside the city’s ICE facility one night prior….

      The ongoing unrest at the facility has led to several high-profile incidents. On Thursday night, conservative journalist Nick Sortor was arrested following an altercation with an Antifa agitator and charged with disorderly conduct. Earlier in the week, police declined to arrest a woman accused of attacking The Post Millennial reporter Katie Daviscourt, who suffered a concussion and eye hemorrhage from the assault.”

      https://thepostmillennial.com/portland-police-arrest-man-in-charlie-kirk-memorial-freedom-shirt-after-he-defended-himself-from-attacker-outside-ice-facility

      What shithole.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        The video shows the other guy starting it, the freedom guy just finished it. Was the initial attacker even arrested or was he just carted off for medical treatment?

      • Sean

        Given a medal and some new black Jammie’s.

      • Plinker762

        He was asking for it, wearing clothes like that!

    • rhywun

      Donald should be like, “Fine. Let the place burn itself to the ground.”

      He can then say he tried to stop the communist takeover but was denied by the retards who run that place. Rinse and repeat across the country.

      • Chafed

        Agreed. Now get him to promise not to bail out NYC when Mamdami bankrupts it.

    • Evan from Evansville

      Judge Always Good, whose ‘No’ always means yes.

      • R.J.

        That’s the same stupid line the Brits use.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Well thank God she didn’t defend herself at least, she’d still be in jail. Welcome to anarcho-tyranny, where the criminal psychopaths can be violent asshholes and the victims get castigated/arrested.

      • EvilSheldon

        I see a federal consent decree in Portland’s future.

      • Ted S.

        Barbara Kopple deserved to be shot at during the making of “Harlan County USA” because she knew what she was getting herself into.

      • rhywun

        The Portland Police Bureau is only doing what the mayor tells them to do.

        I don’t know if that is the same feckless idiot that was running the place when the commie rioting first attracted national attention a couple years ago but it would be nice to see whoever it is railed out of town, or at least perp-walked in leg-chains.

      • Chafed

        The citizens voted in the mayor. They are getting what they want. Businesses, however, are leaving. Portland has the highest commercial property vacancy rate in the country.

    • Q Continuum

      Start ignoring these fucking judges already.

  16. rhywun

    Karma can be a bitch.

    Holy shit, she had multiple victims. There’s an app for that now, isn’t there? Look up your date and head for the hills if she is a serial rape liar?

    • Common Tater

      I read it got taken down just like every other app that reported women.

      • Plinker762

        Women are delicate flowers that need to be protected

  17. The Late P Brooks

    The Buckeyes might be for real.

    • Threedoor

      The flower?

    • Pope Jimbo

      Beating the Golden Rodents does not prove anything.

    • Common Tater

      Abigail Spanberger is a degenerate swamp creature.

    • rhywun

      Democrats are soulless and evil but at least they stick together through thick and thin. It also helps to have the entire MSM establishment running interference to distract from the depravity.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    Make it hurt

    Those concerns have caused some park advocates to recommend all parks with a reduction in force be closed until federal funding is sorted.

    “Keeping our national parks open after Trump and Republicans forced a government shutdown is stupid, short-sighted and incredibly dangerous,” said Stephanie Kurose, deputy director of government affairs at the Center for Biological Diversity, in a statement.

    “We’ve seen the irreparable harm that can happen when our parks go understaffed. Vandalism, trash and human waste will tarnish natural treasures that are the envy of the world. But apparently nothing says ‘Make America Great Again’ like turning Yosemite into one giant toilet.”

    Wheeeee!

    This would be a great time to run up to Yellowstone and poach me one of them monster elks.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      “incredibly dangerous”

      The only thing keeping you from meeting an untimely and gruesome death every time you set foot in a national park is the ranger, it is known.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Who will hang the gay pride flag on El Capitan if the rangers are sent home?

    • Common Tater

      “deputy director of government affairs at the Center for Biological Diversity”

      That might be the most bullshit job I ever heard.

      • rhywun

        Staffed by mentally ill leftist. Shocking, I know.

    • Threedoor

      Harvest.
      Use their language against them.

  19. rhywun

    “Our nation’s history of efforts to restrict birthright citizenship — from Dred Scott in the decade before the Civil War to the attempted justification for the enforcement of the Chinese Exclusion Act in Wong Kim Ark — has not been a proud one,” the court’s top judge wrote in the ruling.

    subject to the jurisdiction of, biotches

    This should be overturned for the simple reason that the “judge” is obviously a biased, leftist activist.

  20. Suthenboy

    It is pretty obvious that the left is in a panic. I have no doubt that the rash of swatting at the universities and HS’s is coordinated. It is coming from the same crowd rioting in Portland and protesting ice everywhere. Throw in a dash of ‘lone wolf’ shooters and pols calling for their opponents assassinations and what you have is an attempt to precipitate a hot revolution. This is the same playbook the commies always use, word for word, play for play.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    The cancer of populism spreads

    Billionaire businessman Andrej Babis has won parliamentary elections in the Czech Republic, although his populist ANO party fell short of an overall majority.

    ——-

    After giving his acceptance speech he said he wanted ANO to govern alone, rather than create a formal coalition.

    ANO will have the most in common with the Motorists. The two already sit in the same European Parliament group – the “pro-sovereignty” Patriots for Europe, which Babis founded alongside Hungary’s Viktor Orban and Austria’s Herbert Kickl last year.

    ANO shares the Motorists’ misgivings about the EU’s emissions targets, and vows to modify or reject them outright.

    Both parties are firmly against Czech households carrying a greater financial burden for cleaner energy, and both oppose the EU’s ban on the sale of new petrol and diesel cars after 2035.

    Another Trumpist spanner thrown into the great Europaradise machine.

    • rhywun

      I am somewhat surprised to witness any kind of pushback to the globalist fantasies that the elites have been plotting for decades and using as an excuse to rob their subjects blind. And in Europe of all places.

  22. Common Tater

    “Prosecutors have made it clear that they intend to seek the death penalty. Under Utah Rule 8, Robinson’s court-appointed attorney must be “death qualified,” meaning they have handled numerous criminal cases, tried murder charges, and completed specialized training in death penalty representation. This requirement alone drives up costs, as only a select few lawyers meet these stringent criteria.

    Kathryn Nester was appointed to defend him on Wednesday, and the Utah County Commission approved $1 million in initial staffing funds for both the prosecution and defense teams….

    Criminal defense attorney Neama Rahmani told the network that it is likely to surpass $10 million when factoring in the appeals process.

    “I think when we’re all said and done, this will cost the state much more than $500,000. We’re talking about seven or even eight figures,” Rahmani said. “But if Tyler Robinson is sentenced to death, and he has to go through the mandatory Utah state and federal appeals, we’re talking about millions of dollars, potentially even north of $10 million.””

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/10/experts-warn-that-utah-taxpayers-end-up-paying/

    wow

    • Suthenboy

      Death is too easy an out for him. Life without possibility of parole. Let the fucker wallow in his own insane hell for the decades he has left.

    • Threedoor

      More retardation out of the legal system.

      Any lawyer will do to represent him.

    • Tres Cool

      Could it be that they selectively seek the death penalty in order to enrich their lawyer cronies ?

      • Threedoor

        Murder cases that are not death penalty cases should be the selectively chosen ones.

      • Chafed

        I don’t think so. Competently trying a death penalty case takes experience and skill. Those cases are very wearing on the lawyers who take them. The huge numbers you see aren’t for the lawyer’s pay. It’s for investigation and experts.

    • rhywun

      Oh well, might as well let him go then.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    “But if Tyler Robinson is sentenced to death, and he has to go through the mandatory Utah state and federal appeals, we’re talking about millions of dollars, potentially even north of $10 million.””

    Give him a severe scolding and kick him loose.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    Beating the Golden Rodents does not prove anything.

    The coach looked like he wanted to crawl into a hole.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    Could it be that they selectively seek the death penalty in order to enrich their lawyer cronies ?

    It would be a travesty of justice if the lawyers didn’t make a pile.

  26. Threedoor

    I got several of the birthdays today.

    OMWC’s birthdays are esoteric.

  27. Threedoor

    Where do I go for submissions?

  28. The Late P Brooks

    Mayhem

    Federal agents used chemical crowd control measures and arrested at least six people Saturday after hundreds marched to the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement building to protest the possibility of National Guard troops being deployed in the city.

    About 400 people of all ages and races turned out, including families with children and retirees with walkers. As people chanted in front of the ICE building around 2 p.m., a large group of federal officers in gas masks moved into the crowd and pushed some protesters. They pointed less-lethal guns that sprayed pepper balls into the crowd and threw tear gas canisters.

    They were minding their own business and the pigs attacked them for no reason.

    • Threedoor

      I’m sure chemical Corp still has some mustard gas laying around.

      • Plinker762

        Should be some good stuff in Umatilla

      • Threedoor

        It all got burned by 2010.

      • Plinker762

        Wasn’t sure if they had finished, no nukes at Fairchild either.

      • Threedoor

        I think of all the 30 carbine and 45 aco that went up in smoke with it.

        Makes me cry.

        I did get some off the books bmg when a buddies unit cleaned out their bunker at Ft Campbell.

        You can never have enough 50cal.

    • Chafed

      Yay!

  29. The Late P Brooks

    Expensive thrills

    Two girls were found dead on top of a New York City subway train Saturday morning, prompting a warning from the head of the transit agency about the hazards of “subway surfing.”

    The ages of the deceased girls found atop a Brooklyn-bound train were not confirmed Saturday, a spokesperson for the New York Police Department said.

    Demetrius Crichlow, the president of NYC Transit, called the deaths a tragedy and highlighted the dangers of “subway surfing,” when people ride on top of trains.

    “It’s heartbreaking that two young girls are gone because they somehow thought riding outside a subway train was an acceptable game,” Crichlow said in a statement.

    I’m just glad to see girls getting into extreme sports. Why should boys have all the fun?

  30. The Late P Brooks

    New York City mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani said, “My heart breaks for the families and loved ones of the two teenage girls who tragically lost their lives last night atop the J train.” He said the incident “is a stark reminder of the dangers of subway surfing.”

    Capitalism is the true culprit.

    • Sensei

      If the subway was free they wouldn’t have had to ride outside.

      • rhywun

        *golf clap*

    • Threedoor

      He’ll make the trains run on time.

  31. The Late P Brooks

    Where do I go for submissions?

    Sweep the leg!

    • slumbrew

      Islam.

      • Threedoor

        “The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam”

      • (((Jarflax

        Fortunately slander requires a falsehood that damages the victim’s reputation, and it is very hard to come up with a vile act that he did not commit at one point or another.