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Spudalicious

Survey says I’m a Paleolibertarian bitches. That means I eat “L”ibertarians for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Soave tastes a little fruity. Wait a minute, that doesn’t sound quite right…

56 Comments

  1. Ted S.

    He has no personality, but you still laugh at his jokes

    I don’t laugh at politicians’ jokes.

    • (((Jarflax

      I laugh at joke politicians a lot, does that count?

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        A single teenage death is a tragedy. A couple thousand seniors is a joke?

  2. (((Jarflax

    I love the National Parks, but they should never have free admission days, and should be entirely self supporting.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      This was my thought. Either every day is free, or you pay. Any specific days are political, and we need to get rid of that shit.

      • rhywun

        Yup. It just feeds the racial grievance industry that the left is so fucking obsessed with.

  3. Pat

    I’m not a real witch, I just play one on tv

    Happy birthday Christine O’Donnell?

    • Pat

      I got rhythm

      Happy birthday Giovanna Bersola?

      • Beau Knott

        Happy birthday Harry Partch?

  4. Pat

    A black man was acquitted of stabbing a white man in Oregon after he claimed the attack was self-defense because the victim called him a racial slur.

    Fun fact: if any of the jury members had uttered the phrase “jury nullification” before issuing the verdict they would have been held in contempt and the case would be retried. Just don’t call it what it is.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Because our politics and morals are bester?

      /libertarians

    • rhywun

      What other than racism could explain why Mr. Howard perceived hatred, animosity and aggression from a complete stranger,’ Small said.

      The knife in the criminal’s hand, moving toward the victim? Just a thought.

    • juris imprudent

      Edwards defense attorney Daniel Small reportedly told the jury that his client was approaching Howard to see if he would trade his knife for cigarettes.

      I hope all 12 of those jurors get stabbed by a homeless criminal. They deserve it.

  5. DEG

    The freshman senator seems to be leaving all doors open, insiders told NOTUS: reelection, retirement and even a long-shot run for president. Some think he’s likely to leave the Senate, which they say he doesn’t seem to enjoy much.

    I’ve had Fetterman on my dark horse list for President for 2028 for a while.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      I don’t think he will run, and seems pretty worn out by the whole thing right now, but the left base will never let that happen anyway.

      Oh, saw this and thought of you:
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdJN_77bPRE

      • DEG

        I like it. Thanks!

      • rhywun

        Yeah, what would he run as…? The Dems won’t have him.

      • Fourscore

        Ahh, left handed too. What could be better?

  6. CatchTheCarp

    “Removing free-entry days on MLK Day and Juneteenth sends a troubling message about who our national parks are for.These holidays hold profound cultural and historical significance for Black communities, and eliminating them as access points feels like a direct targeting of the very groups who already face systemic barriers to the outdoors.”

    So black folks will only visit these historic sites on the two days that have free entry? WTH is systemic barriers to the outdoors? Fuck off.

    • Ted S.

      It says they’re for everybody, and not about pandering to race.

    • Tonio

      When I was a more active outdoorsman, I was reliably informed that the reason black ppl didn’t do camping was that they were glad to have moved on past sleeping in primitive shelter and didn’t want to repeat their ancestors’ experiences.

      Recently, I have noticed an uptick in black people engaging in more types of outdoor recreation, of course accompanied by complaints about imagined “systemic barriers to the outdoors.”

      Then there are the white savior orgs whose mission is to let urban youths experience “the wonders of nature.” I’ve heard park personnel (etc) cynically refer to these as “hoods in the woods.”

      Locally there’s a do-gooder group called “Richmond Cycle Corps” who connect urban youths with mountain biking. Some of their posts are truly cringeworthy apologies for why they can’t enforce helmet use among the kids in their programs, which all boil down to “it would be racist of us to tell them what to do.” Needless to say, I don’t volunteer or donate to them; I can only imagine their release form enforcement.

    • juris imprudent

      This is the same bullshit that Burning Man has – black people don’t come out to camp in the desert in a tent and we need more black people. Only to find if you LISTEN to the black people that do come – it isn’t that they aren’t welcomed or they don’t enjoy it, it is their own community saying “what you doin’ goin’ to that white people thing”.

      Fuck me being the racist.

  7. DEG

    Dyer told space.com that cosmic rays “can interact with modern microelectronics and change the state of a circuit”.

    And electronics should be able to handle it. It’s not a new problem.

    • Grummun

      This was my immediate question, why are the electronics in aircraft not shielded?

    • Tonio

      I know that spacecraft electronics generally use radiation-hardened CPUs which are rather pricey compared to desktop versions.

  8. Pat

    And trucking used to be such a noble profession.

    I remember being reliably assured ~20 years ago when states started issuing driver licenses to illegal immigrants that it would be an unvarnished good on account of they’d be able to obtain insurance, and that no illegal immigrants would ever be driving big rigs because the CDL requirements were so stringent.

    • CatchTheCarp

      In my younger days I had a chauffeurs license issued by the state of Missouri which was required to drive any commercial vehicle or truck. The requirements: 18 years old, have a regular license and pass an additional written test. It cost an extra $10. You got a new license with the word Chauffeur at the top. Missouri got rid of the chauffer license in the mid 80’s and replaced it with different classes of CDL’s. No idea what the requirements are today.

      • Fourscore

        I had a chauffeur’s license as well, circa 1955. Same requirements.

  9. tripacer

    So, is free admission explicitly for OMB’s birthday? The article doesn’t mention that it coincides with Flag day/US Army’s birthday. AI says it’s also national cucumber day and national strawberry shortcake day.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      It’s SFgate, so they have kneejerk TDS, but I was wondering what Trumps birthday coincides with. And there it is.

      I do wish, if they are going to do free days, that they kept MLK day. That seems appropriate.

      • Ted S.

        It’s also my birthday. And Burl Ives’, among others.

  10. Tres Cool

    whaddup doh’
    whats goody yo

    • Grummun

      We’re gonna need confirmation from Animal if the bears in Alaska do, in fact, twerk.

  11. Common Tater

    ““What’s a few thousand dead old people?”…He has no personality, but you still laugh at his jokes”

    Same link.

      • Common Tater

        Thanks 🙂

    • Fourscore

      I know that kid!

  12. Common Tater

    “However, he was found not guilty of the crime on October 31 after the jury learned the victim was using racial slurs in the aftermath of the altercation.”

    Aftermath of the altercation? So it was after he stabbed him?

    • Common Tater

      “Edwards defense attorney Daniel Small reportedly told the jury that his client was approaching Howard to see if he would trade his knife for cigarettes.”

      You cannot be serious.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        So the repeatedly violent African American fellow was just working on a trade and things went south? Not guilty!

    • Common Tater

      “He was convicted of attempted second-degree assault in 2021 and was sentenced to three years in prison for another stabbing in 2020, records show.

      Edwards was accused of fourth-degree assault for fighting with a shop clerk, but the case was dismissed because he could not secure a public defender.”

      So how long before he stabs someone else?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Won’t be long most likely. They’ll eventually put him in prison after he murders someone, it’s almost inevitable.

    • Drake

      The guy was certainly being a n…

      The black had pre-cog capabilities and knew the white guy would say it if stabbed. So that made the whole thing okay.

      • Tres Cool

        The sheriff is near !

  13. Common Tater

    “This is the first picture of a mountaineer who froze to death on Austria’s highest peak after being allegedly ‘abandoned’ by her boyfriend during a night-time ascent in brutal sub-zero conditions.

    Kerstin Gurtner, 33, died just 150ft below the summit of the 12,460ft Grossglockner in January last year as temperatures plunged to minus 20C.

    Her climbing partner and boyfriend, Thomas Plamberger, 39, now faces a charge of negligent homicide after prosecutors concluded he left her ‘exhausted, hypothermic and disoriented’ in the dark while he descended alone.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15358873/Pictured-Girlfriend-33-left-freeze-death-Austrian-mountain-boyfriend-20C-cold-faces-homicide-trial-tragic-questions-swirl-happened.html

    Maybe she was really annoying.

    • Fourscore

      He was going for help. Cell phone died.

      Lots of explanations….

    • Ted S.

      I love the “stock image” disclaimer on the Jesus picture.

  14. Mojeaux

    When my mom came to live with me, she was strict about not doing certain things on the Sabbath, e.g., shopping or getting fast food. Except she wanted some whatever. It was not a hint, and she was kind of pissed I went and got her what she wanted, so she didn’t eat it until the next day. I told her I was happy to serve as her Sabbath Goy.

  15. Common Tater

    “A grandfather and his 3-month-old granddaughter were found dead in their Tennessee home — apparently mauled to death by the family’s pack of pit bulls that were known to terrorize the neighborhood.

    The lifeless body of James Alexander Smith, 50, was found inside the Tullahoma home Wednesday afternoon while the tiny tot was still being attacked by their 7 dogs, all of which police had to gun down to reach the bloodied victims, according to the 14th Judicial District Attorney General. ”

    https://nypost.com/2025/12/06/us-news/tennessee-grandpa-3-month-old-grandkid-mauled-to-death-by-7-pit-bulls/

    yikes!

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