Monday Afternoon Links

by | Jan 5, 2026 | Daily Links | 107 comments

I just know some of you have earned one of these…

I suspect almost all of us are back to the grind, with Christmas and New Year’s behind us. I already have several annoying requests from my Swiss Masters to attend to. Speaking of annoying requests…we are getting a bit low on post material. So, shake off the winter lethargy and commence to writin’, please.

Here are your links;

  • Happy Sportsball Black Monday.
  • Oh no, not this!
  • Compare and contrast
  • Swiss FedGov springs into action (don’t worry, we’ll keep it safe – no, really).

Music – you will have to supply this today.

Comments – All yours.

About The Author

Swiss Servator

Swiss Servator

Currently serving at the pleasure of a Swiss multinational. Previously a Soldier, rugby player, lawyer, bouncer, bartender, substitute teacher, risk manager, and cubicle mushroom. Will work for raclette.

107 Comments

    • Threedoor

      I transferred $750 to my Ira this morning. Should have done the max amount. Oh well. Better than nothing.

  1. R.J.

    Sah!
    GlibFlick posted, titled “WTF” Sah!

    More material can be made this week, Sah!

  2. Ownbestenemy

    Please master may I go off topic? J/k!!

    First day back to work in over two weeks and upper management who approves all our leave is wonder why we are behind for….two weeks

    • Threedoor

      They only hire and promote the best.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Qualuudes and pudding pops?

      • SDF-7

        Avocado colored appliances and orange shag carpet, naturally.

      • Rat on a train

        Don’t forget the wood paneling.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Pintos and porn ‘staches?

  3. The Late P Brooks

    That cow looks malnourished.

    • bacon-magic

      You’ll go blind looking at that.

  4. Threedoor

    Don’t tell me what I deserve!

    My dad worked at the Eagle Island prison farm outside of Boise back in the day.

    He said that there was an inmate there that told him that “once you fuck a sheep you’ll never go back to cows.”

    He said that you meet the nicest people in prison.

    • SDF-7

      He just liked them wild and wooly.

      • Threedoor

        I’m not sure if he was the same guy as the chicken fucker.

  5. EvilSheldon

    Quite a headline. I know that J.D. enjoys cosplaying as a hick, but I figured that the family home would have cost him a little more than a buck-forty…

    • Threedoor

      Right?!
      Here in Hicksville ID where I live the average home in my neighborhood is going for around $800k. The last one I know what it sold for was a cool million and there is one for sale for $1.2 currently.

      • Fourscore

        Some of the nicer homes on the nicer lakes are in that price range.

        Rural property not so much, unless there is biggetty land included, which is getting harder and harder to find.

        Smaller parcels are in the 10K an acre range.

      • Threedoor

        The smaller parcels demand the premium here.

        5 acre lots are going for $180,000-250,000 with no well or septic.

        Farm ground is $5000 an acre now.

    • R.J.

      seems a fair price. Not to crazy expensive for a professional family.

  6. Shpip

    It also contrasted with a reaction from French Foreign Minister Jean-Noel Barrot who on Saturday condemned the US operation – saying it undermined international law, while stressing that no solution to Venezuela’s crisis can be imposed from the outside.

    When a state actor misbehaves enough to annoy or impose upon its neighbors, solutions are regularly imposed from the outside.

    See: Moustache Guy in ’45, other moustache guy in ’04, yet another moustache guy in ’26…

    • R.J.

      It’s almost like we should ban moustaches…

    • juris imprudent

      Who knew a Frenchman could ever be right? We only ‘fixed’ post WWII Germany and Japan in the veterinary sense.

      • Threedoor

        We went too far with Germany and Japan post war for sure. To the detriment of the world

      • juris imprudent

        Purpose of NATO (British view) – keep the Soviets out, the Germans down and the Americans in.

    • SarumanTheWoefullyIgnorant

      So M Barrot, if Algeria started chucking nukes at your country, would you still be against regime change?

      GD virtue signaler.

      • juris imprudent

        You do remember, we’re the only ones to chuck nukes at anyone.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        And no one has used them since.

        seems it was a pretty good deal, no?

      • juris imprudent

        I’m not sure I consider that good fortune to be predestined, or ordained to last indefinitely.

      • SarumanTheWoefullyIgnorant

        So you would have supported going forward with Operation Downfall, or just sit back and let the Japanese starve?

        And I’m not talking about nukes to end a war but nukes to kill and destroy in the name of a creed.

      • juris imprudent

        The nukes were no worse than the firebombing of Tokyo from a moral standpoint, and ending the war was paramount.

        I said earlier today, I fear bio weapons more than nukes, though I certainly understand why say North Korea has a nuclear program – it deters us.

  7. The Late P Brooks

    On the shoulders of a giant

    Hear the name La Guardia and you probably think of the airport, and your associations may not be all that happy. But the airport – and much of modern New York’s spectacular rise – are the legacy of a five-foot-two bundle of dynamite, former three-term Mayor Fiorello La Guardia. Among his devotees: newly sworn-in Mayor Zohran Mamdani who, on Election Night, promised “the most ambitious agenda to tackle the cost-of-living crisis that this city has seen since the days of Fiorello La Guardia.”

    And what an agenda that was. During the La Guardia era, New York built bridges, tunnels and highways, schools and hospitals, playgrounds, pools and beaches.

    According to Kenneth T. Jackson, a professor emeritus at Columbia University, and the editor of the two-million-word “Encyclopedia of New York City,” under La Guardia’s watch, New York City became the greatest city in the world.

    Greatest city in the world, and it’s only going to get better!

    • rhywun

      And in the succeeding 80 years almost nothing of any importance was built thanks to crippling regulations and graft.

      Meanwhile, Z’s agenda is not to build anything, it is to steal from the productive and enrich himself and his buddies.

  8. Shpip

    Venezuela: With immediate effect, Switzerland is freezing any Swiss-based assets linked to Nicolás Maduro.

    The Swiss could’ve done this on their own, but I wouldn’t bank on it.

    Something tells me that the U.S. had a franc discussion with certain Top. Men. in Geneva and Zurich.

      • Nephilium

        You think they went gnome for the holidays instead?

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        They do seem to have quite the raclette going on.

  9. The Late P Brooks

    He said that there was an inmate there that told him that “once you fuck a sheep you’ll never go back to cows.”

    “Ride 100 horses and you’re still not a cowboy. But you fuck one sheep…”

    • Threedoor

      I can’t quit you.

    • R.J.

      Is it just me, or did that article tell you FUCK ALL about what a smart brick does?

      • Nephilium

        A three-in-one system, The Smart Brick is a single 2×4 brick with micro-sensors, allowing it to react to the build it’s placed in with specific lights and sounds alongside new LEGO Smart Tags and LEGO Smart Minifigures.

        Sensors to identify different lights/sounds to play depending on what it’s near. It comes across as “Meh.” to me.

      • Sean

        It’s SMART!

      • SDF-7

        AND IT WANTS RESPECT!

        Or it wants to bang cocktail waitresses two at a time…. one or the other.

      • EvilSheldon

        It would be pretty spiffy if the SMART Bricks were programmable by the user.

      • Nephilium

        EvilSheldon:

        Wouldn’t that have been the Lego Robotics kits that they sold for a while? Are those still made?

        I remember some really neat Technics Lego kits back in the day.

      • Threedoor

        Neph that was likely Boost. It was loosly programmable but kinda lame. I got an nos one for the boy last year and it’s pretty weak. Good for a kid that has no other experience with tech but not good for one that has ever played with video games or used the internet.

      • Rat on a train

        It extracts more money from your wallet?

      • Threedoor

        The Danes extract money out of my wallet.
        I am powerless to stop them.
        It’s a disease.
        I can’t do anything about it.

    • Threedoor

      Yeah no.

      It’s going to go over as well as the Life of George stuff did.

      I got the kids Princess Peach and Luegi Lego interactive characters as they were fifty percent off for Christmas. I’m pretty impress with what they do. They are a big step up from what the Duplo trains’ color sensor is capable of. The Mario guys can identify not only color but shade of Lego brick. Blue, light blue and purple all have differing functions. Getting the kids to play the “game” is funny. They have no concept of Mario outside of the movie and now the Lego sets.

      We may introduce the NES and SNES to the boy this summer.

  10. Shpip

    Music – you will have to supply this today.

    Challenge accepted. Glibs Dance Party commences Friday night at 9 PM ET.

    • R C Dean

      “Glibs Dance Party”

      No. Just, no.

      • Threedoor

        I’m down.
        But I dont dance.

  11. The Late P Brooks

    Hurricane Donald

    Donald Trump has presided over a dangerous erosion in US capacity to prepare for and respond to natural disasters, according to emergency management experts.

    The first year of his second term was marked by crackdowns on climate science that produced world-class weather forecasts and the gutting of frontline federal agencies – policies that have left the country, already struggling to keep pace with severe storms, even more at risk.

    Deep budget cuts and massive firing sprees shrank emergency response agencies, including the Federal Emergency Management Agency (Fema), the agency tasked with coordinating national disaster responses, and the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (Noaa), considered a global crown jewel for climate science.

    People will die!

    • SDF-7

      Oh noes…. less FEMA people to deliberately shun their political opponents! Whatever shall we do?

      • The Other Kevin

        Do the math. Without the ability to deny assistance to people based on what yard sign they have, they’ll quickly run out of resources.

    • Threedoor

      What budget cuts?

      • The Other Kevin

        The 5% they cut was the important part.

    • rhywun

      Deep budget cuts and massive firing sprees

      Where I find this fantasy world the Guardian inhabits? I want to live there.

  12. The Late P Brooks

    Outrageous

    Arizona Democratic Sen. Mark Kelly is pledging to fight back after Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced he’s taking administrative action against Kelly.

    Hegseth claims that Kelly’s public statements, including a video message telling troops not to follow illegal orders, amount to sedition.

    ——-

    In response, Kelly issued a statement, saying he had earned his rank in combat and as an astronaut, and that Hegseth and the Trump administration were trying to stifle free speech and dissent among retired military officers.

    “My rank and retirement are things that I earned through my service and sacrifice for this country. I got shot at. I missed holidays and birthdays. I commanded a space shuttle mission while my wife Gabby recovered from a gunshot wound to the head — all while proudly wearing the American flag on my shoulder,” Kelly said.

    “Pete Hegseth wants to send the message to every single retired servicemember that if they say something he or Donald Trump doesn’t like, they will come after them the same way. It’s outrageous and it is wrong. There is nothing more un-American than that,” Kelly added.

    It was a completely innocuous statement, no different than “Don’t forget your raincoat.”

    • Threedoor

      Bust him to E1
      Recall him to active duty.
      Issue safety glasses, a hammer, and a big rock.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Clean the shitters at the Pentagon on the 2100-0500 shift.

    • The Other Kevin

      I’m sure he’ll get plenty of support from the people his party kicked out of the military for not getting a shot.

    • The Other Kevin

      I’m not sure who decides, but he might actually win. The whole thing looked spontaneous and heartfelt, but it was carefully crafted by lawyers to ensure deniability. They never specified *which* unlawful orders, that was the job of the rest of the party when they spent the entire summer declaring every Trump action to be “unlawful” (and they actually used that word).

    • Shpip

      “My rank and retirement are things that I earned through my service and sacrifice for this country. I got shot at. I missed holidays and birthdays. I commanded a space shuttle mission while my wife Gabby recovered from a gunshot wound to the head — all while proudly wearing the American flag on my shoulder,” Kelly said.

      Spaceman Mark should be glad that he’s getting a military administrative review instead of the Duke Cunningham treatment.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      I think it swings on his use of his former rank in the ad, as opposed to his being a senator. Officers obey the commander in chief, and do not foster rebellion. Senators can do whatever they want.

      Should have rethought the ad before they placed it.

    • R C Dean

      The thing is, Kelly and the rest got it wrong.

      It’s not “illegal” orders. It’s “manifestly illegal” orders. It’s arguably v obviously. And it’s big difference.

  13. The Late P Brooks

    Issue safety glasses, a hammer, and a big rock.

    Do they still paint rocks white for borders?

    • Threedoor

      I didn’t see any of that in my time in but I did see a guy with a sledgehammer and a 5’ diameter boulder out in front of one brigades HHC for a couple weeks.

      • slumbrew

        Gotta love the classics.

      • Threedoor

        Sadly punishment is only for E4 and below.

        The punishments I saw for E6 and above were promotions, change of duty station and moving from a warehouse to the air conditioned TOC and a promotion.

  14. Bobbo

    TPTB,
    Content? I have stuff ready right now

      • The Other Kevin

        We’re already having a good year. A few new members already. My wife is doing our taxes, and we might actually be in the black this year.

      • Fourscore

        Good to hear, TOK. Success is hard to beat!

      • DEG

        In the black? This is great news.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    AUSTERITY LOOMS

    Because of how the federal tax cuts interact with Oregon’s tax code, the bill is expected to reduce income flowing into the state general fund this budget cycle by $890 million — blowing a hole in the state budget.

    Lawmakers will come into the month-long legislative session in February looking to paper over that hole.

    They could opt to disconnect from the federal tax code in order to reclaim money that would otherwise be lost because of the federal changes. That would effectively hike taxes on Oregonians at a time the public has indicated it is in no mood for taxes. Or they could lay off state employees and slash services.

    Budget writers have already directed state agencies to submit ideas for slashing their budget by up to 5%.

    Slashing and burning. It will make Sherman’s visit to Atlanta look like a Sunday School picnic.

    • juris imprudent

      Good GODS, they want us to return to spending levels of 2 or 3 years ago!!!! Decimation of the state govt!!!!

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      It would be nice for them to explain how federal tax cuts impact the revenue brought in by the state, because I’m not seeing how that works.

      • DEG

        I’ll defer to folks from Oregon, but I think Oregon is one of the states that uses the Federal definition of taxable income for the base of what is taxable under the state income tax. I think there are state adjustments to that number, but the base is the Federal taxable income.

    • Threedoor

      Screw Oregon.
      They like most states got bloated by federal covid cash and baked it into the next years budget.

    • R.J.

      But… Didn’t they say that federal funds were an insignificant part of the budget??!??!
      Were they… LYING??!????

  16. Mojeaux

    So, okay, Mom’s in the hospital, but it’s because they can’t figure out if she’s got pneumonia or bronchitis. All tests, including x-ray, covid, flu, rsv, came back negative. Her lungs are wheezy, and pneumonia doesn’t wheeze. On the other hand, clinically, she presents like she’s got pneumonia. Anyway, she’s on oxygen and is getting steroids and breathing treatments and her mood is mostly just annoyed.

    • R.J.

      Hopefully she gets some antibiotics too. Hoping for the best!

      • Mojeaux

        Oh, yes, she’s getting those too.

    • SarumanTheWoefullyIgnorant

      I dunno about lungs not being wheezy from pneumonia.

      But anyway, best wishes.

  17. Tres Cool

    ….and I popped (+) for Covid

      • Tres Cool

        Im not sure what our company policy is in the days after the Big Scare. I dont feel extra horrible (beer helps) but Id rather not derail my project over a cold.

      • R.J.

        Canada has a policy for sick people like you.

  18. juris imprudent

    RoaT – earlier today you made a comment about speaking to what “is” not what “ought” to be. I of course have been doing the exact opposite. Neither perspective is wrong, just different.

    • Threedoor

      I remember when my mom bought that album.

      It must have been the first non country tape she had bought in a decade.

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