Nothing. Ardo wanted me to say I could prove nothing. And he was probably right. Giles’ sworn statement put Shelia Long in hot water, but she simply turned around and claimed Giles had given Wilcox the drinks whose contents she was wholly ignorant of. As far as the law went, Giles not stabbing me was not proof that he had also not poisoned my predecessor. I know other magistrates had convicted people on shakier grounds. Some would even throw both Giles and Shelia to the gallows for attempt of murder. My own false conviction made me more cautious about irrevocable punishment.
I didn’t even know the job that well. Poor Freedman had to keep fetching me law books as mundane cases came up. Luckily these were largely cut and dried – disturbance of the peace, brawling, public lewdity, the sorts of things drunken sailors got up to. Common misdemeanors amount to charging the guilty a fine and letting them go. Law regarding theft was harsher. I wanted to be certain before I ordered the loss of a hand or an eye. I also didn’t want to let thieves run wild. Worst of all, I was doing it sober. But I had to be as sure as I could be.
The office that I still thought of as belonging to Wilcox had two desks facing each other and walls stacked with books and records. From the way books had accumulated on the second desk and chair, I suspect Freedman was the only one accustomed to using the space. At least he knew the job well enough. Slumping out of the court, I headed for the temple precinct. Church Court Judge didn’t pay much, but it included housing. Housing that consisted of a small house crammed in a row of identically tiny houses that formed a single building. I guess they called it terrace housing. It had been built for the various priests and functionaries all at the same time. So, none of them looked different from any of the others. So, I first assumed the blond young man who beat me to my door was merely mistaken. His neat hair was parted in the middle and arched over bright blue eyes.
“I’m afraid that’s my house,” I said.
“Good, I was worried I had the wrong place.”
“Midon?” I asked. I was so accustomed to seeing him in his work attire, I didn’t recognize his face. “What brings you out of the basement?”
“I hadn’t seen you in a while. Figured I’d make a social call.”
“I suppose that’s as good a reason as any,” I said.
Midon looked past me. “Oh, dear.”
“What?” I turned around to see Ardo strolling in our direction, sjambok tucked under his arm. “Captain?” I said.
“Jasper Browne,” Ardo said, “the new Guv’na wants to see ya.”
“He hasn’t been installed yet.”
“But do you want that to be ‘is first impression of ya?”
I frowned. “Midon, I’m afraid I’m going to be occupied for a bit.”
I followed Ardo back through the Abbot’s Gate and to the Garrison House. I recognized the route to the guard captain’s office. Amidst the waning light, a single figure waited. His brocaded waistcoat was inappropriate for the weather, and the white tunic underneath was showing splotches of sweat. His pale hair was short and neat, and his familiar, square face was clean shaven.
“Wilcox?!”
“I don’t think we’ve met. I’m Hamilton Wilcox.”
“I knew of you, but I didn’t realize you and Thornton were twins.”
“And I’ve heard of you from a number of reports you wrote. As the incoming governor, I was granted access to all of the information the crown had regarding the state of the colony. I found it interesting reading.”
“I presented the information I had,” I said.
“Did you really accuse seven of his comrades in arms as conspirators in his murder.”
“The evidence pointed that way.”
“It seemed like wild conjecture to me,” Hamilton said.
Dread knotted in the pit of my stomach as a question raised in my mind. What were the odds that twin brothers served together during their soldiering years? Pretty good.
“It was the information I had.”
“That is a shame, because most of your work since my brother’s passing has been much more respectable. The colony of Jinwick has sprouted up so fast that the organs of law and order have not properly developed. I intend to instill that missing order.”
“You have set quite the task for yourself,” I said.
“To do that, I need a reliable magistrate.”
“Reliable how?”
“The people need to see him as someone who applies the law reasonably. That they can rely on the proper authorities. For the most part, you fit the bill. There are just a few questionable things.”
“About me, or about my work?”
“Well, you’re a convicted thief.”
“Wrongly so,” I said. “I found the real thief.”
Wilcox picked up a piece of paper from Ardo’s desk. A ribbon and wax seal hung from the bottom edge. It was written in neat, official script.
“They’re not going to reopen that case. I do have a writ of commutation here reducing your sentence from maiming to ten years exile in Jinwick.”
He lifted a sheaf of papers from the same spot.
“I also have this report showing questionable judgment regarding your first official investigation.”
Wilcox made an exaggerated show of looking between the two.
“So, what do you plan to do with them?” I asked, throat dry.
“I plan to burn one of these documents today. I’ll let you choose which one we keep.”
Hamilton held up both where I could see the front. My eyes went between Freedman’s neat script and the Royal Scrivener’s hand. I knew exactly what was implied in the deal.
“Destroying a Royal Writ would be Petty Treason,” I said, taking the writ from Wilcox’s grip. He held my report on Thornton’s murder towards Ardo, who provided a candle flame to start the corner alight. The pages curled and blackened as it spread up the text, erasing the official account.
“When an acting official is formally appointed, it is traditional to backdate the appointment to when he took on the role. I see no reason not to do the same in this case,” Wilcox said.
“There are two things I need to address.”
“What are those?”
“First, Ardo has been charging me to guard prisoners pending trial. It seems inappropriate.”
Wilcox cast a glance at the Captain.
“If he wants me to take men off their regular duties…” Ardo began.
“It seems to me standing watch over prisoners are regular duties for the city guard,” Wilcox said. “If there are insufficient men in the guard, we can address that.”
“We are short,” Ardo said.
“What was the other thing?”
“I need some constables. Ardo’s men are soldiers. They are good for when force is required, but I need some men whose focus is on investigating after the fact. That is not the forte of the city guard.”
“You’ll have to hire them out of your funds. I haven’t seen what the court finances look like.”
“I understand,” I said.
“I do hope you attend the official transfer of office,” Wilcox said. “Can’t show disunity at a time like this.”
“I don’t think I got invited,” I said.
“I’m sure you just were.”
“I’ll have to see if I have anything to wear,” I said flatly.
Wilcox gave a nod, and I took my leave. I was surprised to see Midon waiting outside the Garrison House.
“What’s the official-looking paper?” Midon asked.
I handed him the writ.
“You’re down from forever to ten years. Why so glum?”
“I’m also getting stuck with the Magistrate job indefinitely.”
“Well, hopefully, our interactions will remain social rather than official.”
“People turn up dead all the time,” I said.
It is time to ask for brutal honesty – Who like or disliked the format used for this serial? The shorter, single-scene chapters, etc.
Also, what went wrong in the story itself in terms of composition, character and delivery?
Where did I make mistakes (other than typing. I know I can’t type.)
I thought the shorter, single-scene chapters worked well. I particularly enjoyed the characterization. It’s been many years since I read mysteries regularly, so I can’t really speak to how well the clues to the solution were set out – whether they revealed too much or too little.
I also agree the format worked, good lengths. Serial release is harder for me, but that’s my own problem.
I like that you left the ending open. You can revisit, if you like.
I liked the format, with the exception of two weeks between chapters. That’s a bit much, in my opinion. I would be happy if each chapter had been longer.
At no point did I think, “This is wrong.” I like fantasy, so if there is a minor error of some kind I can justify the mistake by reasoning that it is a different world, different rules. I liked the characters, so this was right for me as a reader. It’s reading for the fun of it. Low fantasy is just fine, but I also like the strange or macabre so you could have gotten weird and I would have been just fine with that as well.
So thanks for the story.
I am noy in charge of scheduling.
I had actually tried to ask that this not share a time slot with The Unwatchrd, but I’m not sure if thate reached the relevant party
“I don’t know how I can be expected to work under these conditions.”
I think Jasper just needs hope.
He became a drunk out of despair at his circumstances.
I have begun a sequel, but my writing speed is unpredictable.
Beyond the Edge of the Map took a week, Prince of the North Tower took five years.
I enjoyed the story and the format.
I rather enjoyed this one, UCS. Because of my ‘bad-w-serials’ issue, I won’t mention plot or otherwise. A bigger BUT, though, is I enjoyed the writing style. Engaging, p̵a̵g̵e̵-̵t̵u̵r̵n̵i̵n̵g̵ scrollable. Fun revealing characters’ nature.
Mentioned before, I read ‘UCS’ logic’ into our Magistrate, which is rather entertaining, in a positive way.
That’s going to sting…
Every Jets fan wants to lynch team ownership.
I thought that guy’s name sounded familiar.
Superbowl thoughts: I give zero shits about the game, but I can enjoy it. I’m very glad I missed Green Day change “American Idiot” lyrics to be more anti-American than the anti-Bush album in ’03 was. (I’d be surprised if they didn’t, but whaddya know?) I’ll likely watch Bad Bunny out of curiosity, same with ads, as background bullshit. (I’ll quickly figure out I don’t want Trix and find something fun for this kid.)
I do like the cultural value of the SB. Ex-pats would wake early or stay up late to get together and find ways to watch. Those were fun mini-events.
For my enjoyment, I hope it’s a defensive game. Honestly, my biggest ‘goal’ is for it to be a good game, interesting in the 4th period. I suppose they could each score 40+ and it’d be just as exciting, but that’s not true. (Meh.)
What did they do with the lyrics?
Good question. I didn’t watch. The original is already outwardly anti-American, but ‘they’ are big on promoting the Current Lefty Thing.
The line about “faggot America” might’ve needed to be changed. I’m sure to “queer” in some positive manner. (Loses a syllable, tho…)
Came out in ’03 and was back when nascent Wokedom at my high school meant the kids being rabidly anti-Bush. I was against our involvement in Iraq, so it was when we kinda agreed! (They didn’t know *why* it was bad, just that Bu$Hitler was doin’ it.
Lead singer swings that way so he gets to say it.
I caught the sign reading “Green Day”, rolled my eyes, and flipped back to Bob’s Burgers.
I have the game on the background while glibbing and doing some programmer stuff but I’m not really paying any attention to it.
I noted they are really pushing the half-time “entertainment”. A bit baffled at the rah-rah AMERICA 250 stuff during the pre-game combined with the presence of multiple anti-American musical acts.
?!
I’m at an arcade for the boys birthday treat and it’s on in the background. Saw Green day when I was headed to the bathroom.
The NFL trying to appease everyone and pleasing no one?
I think you are right GT. I’m guessing the commissioner and/or ownership think this is needed to grow their audience. My guess is it will be as effective as what happened with Disney/Marvel.
This game is gonna be a grinder.
So it’s gay?
Rob Halford nods knowingly.
https://youtu.be/srue2GlPWIo?si=oI4QMix3vzjtAWUm
The Eagles played last year.
Are they the team with the cheer dude?
Not a hoagie?
Ugh I couldn’t remember if the Philadelphia name was “grinder”. I forgot about “hoagie”.
I was trying to think of something funny with hoagie, but then got by Hoagy Carmichael. Underrated Hoosier, or under-thought-of.
Oooh, a fun bit: “In Ian Fleming’s first James Bond novel, Casino Royale, both Bond’s fellow secret agent René Mathis and his love interest Vesper Lynd remark that Bond looks like Hoagy Carmichael. Later in the novel, after looking at his reflection in a mirror, Bond disagrees. Ian Fleming repeated the comparison to Carmichael in his third James Bond novel, Moonraker.”
I love when they pan across all the fabulously wealthy luminaries who can afford the tix.
I would bet none of those “luminaries” paid a dime. They were all compted.
For sure
I’m sorry. What is this “superbowl” you keep referring to? /Kansas Citian
Back in the mists of time, The Mahomes made an annual pilgrimage to it.
There is no Superbowl without Mahomes.
From what I gather, it’s a large mixing bowl used as a tourist trap.
What they do with the trapped tourists is sinister.
This bowl of supper was some Fazoli’s we got. I didn’t get an oven-friendly container, to my internal objection. Edible, sure. Not bad. Wouldn’t go out of my way for it. A sub-super bowl.
Been a long time since I’ve had rabbit stew, or similar. Out of blind curiosity, I might as well get a minute’s worth of a shitty serving, about now.
The Superb Owl is the greatest owl of all time
https://youtu.be/sS0qhHiyrfI
My daughter and I watched that show. That may be her favorite episode.
I walk into my local for a drink…
Bartender: Hey Shpip, I heard that you do a terrible owl impression.
Me: What!?!?
Bartender: Holy shit, yeah that’s bad.
Me: You know, owls are the laziest birds. All they do is sit on tree branches and eat mice.
Bartender: Says who?
Me: Okay, well, that too.
I broke the habit of watching the SB due to work (weekend nights). I have a normal schedule now, but after the NFL political bandwagoning in 2020-2021, the kelce/ swift PR, and poor product why bother learning how to stream it. I rally don’t care about the NFL outside of checking the scores on Monday
It’s an Institution™️.
Back in roommate days we watched it every year, with drink and/or drugs, and most of us didn’t watch any other games all year.
Now it’s just background noise and it’s not like any team I give a shit about makes it in. But I still usually turn it on if only because inertia.
My trying to be an institution, it has lost that status.
15 years ago there’s no way I’d have missed the SB. I wouldn’t have missed a single Dolphins game, no matter how bad they were until 2015. Then I just stopped watching. The product was horrible, and shortly thereafter the NFL decided that being woke was more important than having a good product. So the NFL can go fuck itself with the fervor they’ve shown their asses as political fools. It actively lost me, and I’m not coming back.
If I cared about the culture wars, I’d watch the TPUSA halftime, but that’s gonna be a shitty product too.
It’s a decent look into where the culture is (or where people with $$ think it is, or where they *want* it to be). Apparently, there’s a Pro-Adoption ad in the mix. MAHA just had one with Mike Tyson about eating ‘real’ food and not processed stuff.
Also: It’s good to see what The Enemy is thinking.
I see that everyday. I needn’t subject myself to 4-5 hours of eye rolling as an annual exercise like it’s a hairshirt.
It ceased to be an institution for me. I cannot continue to deal with all the woke posturing and B.S. Make it a good game again and I would watch.
Besides, California would probably find a way to tax me for watching the game this year.
The curling on the Northern Hemisphere Olympics channel is more exciting right now than the SB.
I used to care about the Olympics too, but, like the NFL, both the Olympics and the broadcasts decided their politics were more important than my enjoyment, so they too can go fuck themselves.
The Olympics was amazing when I was little.
Now I’m like what is all the fuss about. It’s not even a politics thing, it’s just the “ceremony” was more appealing then.
I only ever liked the Winter Olympics. Ski and a few skating events.
When the Olympics were US v Soviet, or Athens v Sparta or whatever, that shit was interesting. The Miracle on Ice hockey game was Big. (Fun, good movie, too.)
Big issue kinda *is* the pro v amateur shit. If I owned a players contract, I don’t want him competing with another team and doing shit that may get him hurt for his season with *me.* The myth of a place where the ‘Best v Best’ goes on. The Best v Best in all Big 4 Sports play in the US. (Maybe in everything other than soccer, F1 and cricket? And other, smaller loser sports.)
It’s also been debased by stupidity.
Sure, this foreigner (usually American) has a Greek last name. Let’s give him citizenship and put him on the team. Opa!
Oh, this dude was disqualified from women’s international boxing because he’s a dude. But if we don’t let him beat the fuck out of women on an international stage, what kind of people will we be?
The Olympics were great, in part, because it was meant to temporarily overcome political divides on a grand scale. And it worked, right up until they decided to push their ultra progressive bullshit.
Baseball now has its own best in the world in the upcoming WBC. Much better than watching college kids beat the fuck out of literally everyone besides Japan.
Same. Never cared for the Summer even when I was little and a sucker for “ceremony”.
Curling is far more interesting to me than football ever has been.
I simply don’t get watching sports.
Outside of individual sports.
Team sports don’t for me. I like records. Knowing some guy can jump or run further than anyone else.
Watching some skier go fast enough to turn into a red spot if they mess up is pretty cool.
I’m the opposite. I couldn’t care less about individual sports. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I suspect I am in the majority there lol.
I’m ambivalent towards sports.
I will tweak the fans when they start to get obnoxious.
I know I’m in the minority.
You guys talk about football and I drop out and go do something productive with my time.
I like and understand the liking of football as much as I like the band Rush.
I can’t even with this level of wrong.
All the whistles and pauses, ugh.
Because of the serialized format I think it is best that I re-read all of the episodes one after the other before I post any constructive criticism. I might comment tonight but more likely Monday or even later.
When you feel it appropriate.
Agreed. The only thing I can say for now is I was more engaged with your previous story than this one, but until I go back and review I cannot put my finger on why.
Which one was “The Last One” from your perspecitve? I fork on a lot of projects and don’t know who knows what about which.
Now I understand why I have no idea who Bad Bunny is.
Checking in once or twice… I didn’t see much evidence of the gender-fluid anti-Americanism he is so celebrated by All The Right People for.
Otherwise, boring as shit.
The entire thing was in Spanish for what is and always will be a predominantly American sport. Right off the bat, that’s political. Whether Bad Bunny “sings” in English or Spanish on the regular, I don’t know or care. That simple choice of picking him was blatantly political and the NFL thumbing its nose not just at Trump but those who voted for him.
I didn’t watch the game let alone this shit, but I’m told there was “symbolism” about who *really* built this country. And hint – it wasn’t the white guys who bled and died for it or who wrote our constitution.
Regardless, my issue is less with the Spanish guy who wants to lecture us about tolerance towards people who flouted our laws to come here. It’s about the people who picked him and what that represents.
I’ve seen so many people defend this shit. Like 4-5x as many Americans watch this game as the international audience on average. Even if we go further, most of that international audience are just Europeans (god knows how many are ex-pats to begin with). They aren’t really the Bad Bunny audience, either, I’d wager.
Of the various races that make up the NFL’s fanbase, Hispanics are among the least interested. The best you get to a tangible argument for doing this is that it was meant to appeal to them given the demographic shifts taking place because of open border bullshit. But how many people are going to sit there and watch a 4+ hour game that is loaded with ever shittier commercials to watch a 20-30 minute halftime show to begin with?
The NFL caters to the people who actively despise the product they put on the filed and who write screeds on how the sport needs to die.
I used to scoff at the aphoism “Ignorance is bliss”.
Then comes the time when yopu reach the point where you understand – and there’s no going back.
I suppose I’m glad it wasn’t anything big? Puerto Rico flags and possibly the fireworks at the end ‘making it’ in the air? (Possibly.)
Not Prince commanding an audience like I’ve never seen done before? In the pouring rain? And fucking killing it? No? Then me no care.
I don’t speak Puerto Rican so who knows what was the “messaging”. I have to expect there was some of that because current year.
There will never be another Prince or anyone else who can command almost universal approval. That country doesn’t exist any more. FWIW.
approvalappealThe word I intended
Boring. He has to have a better set list.
I think the NFL seriously miscalculated here. Having a Latin artist is one thing – but an entire show with almost exclusively Spanish spoken? A lot of the impact was from spoken word – and it was all Spanish.
There was a lot of “america is latino” messaging aimed at a specific audience. They probably ate it up. But I dont know that it serves the NFL as well as they think it does.
It’s obviously a repudiation of You Know Who.
It’s not like Latino influence in the US is anything new that needed celebrating right now.
If it was a repudiation of Trump, it failed miserably.
What I saw was a Mexican wedding, nothing more than that.
Well, it’s a repudiation in the eyes of “liberal” programmers who think in-your-face Spanish is gonna piss off Trumpers.
So yeah, not well thought out but that’s the level of thought that goes into this stuff now.
NFL still hasn’t gotten the message. Still going with BLM messaging and opening with the black national anthem. Pretty tone deaf in 2026. With the antisemitism commercial and the halftime show on top of that, I dont think I have ever seen a mainstream entertainment broadcast trying sp hard to be divisive.
They’re still doing that? 🙄
But yeah, the NFL hasn’t been “mainstream” for years. Substitute the formerly “mainstream” institution of your choice there – it’s all woke bullshit and it’s not gonna go away easily.
The WaPo writers selected Kaepernick as the “Most Relevant Player” of the year. That’s how well they’ve observed the message they’ve screamed up their own asshole. It’s fairly remarkable, really. Easy guess: Those ‘writers’ have no idea about football and my bro’s namesake is as far back as they can remember anything ‘important’ ever happening in the NFL. Here’s what they had to say:
“The Super Bowl is being played in Colin Kaepernick’s former home stadium, at a societal moment that echoes the issues he forced football fans to confront nearly 10 years ago, after he kneeled during the national anthem before a 49ers game.”
No wonder they deep sixed the sports section over there.
lol I think even Slate or Salon would hesitate to pass off that bafflegab these days. The WaPo is a laughing stock and everyone knows it.
There’s a reason their sports section is getting shut down.
They played the Liberian national anthem?
Weird.
Are they obligated to do the BLM stuff because of an agreement with the players union? Genuine question.
NFL hasn’t gotten the message because they haven’t dramatically paid the price like target (tranny swimsuits), bud light, or Cracker Barrel.
TBH this smacks of female led marketing. I remember in the 2000s Rush limbaugh’s interpretation of the NFL fanfare around October being breast cancer awareness month and having everything be pink despite that 100% of the players on the field being male and not having any awareness promotions around issues that disproportionally affect men.
Speaking with no data behind me, but I am sure the NfL has even more women working in it than 20 years ago. So of course the NFL promoted COVID shots, blm, and now bad bunny these are all things AWFLs care about
More women or just more beta men. It only takes one or two stronk women in positions of power to turn all the men beta because, well, nobody likes looking for another job.
/just an observation
At some point sooner rather than later, the unintended consequences of the STONK WIMMEN crusade will be painfully obvious to all.
Somebody check on slumbrew. Make sure he has enough alcohol to dull the pain.
*snork*
Not following the game enough to judge this performance. The game is so manipulated to engineer “parity” it doesn’t surprise me who wins it all any given year. I can’t keep track of the musical chairs for example.
Meh, I wasn’t expecting much. Until the end it was a largely a defensive battle.
Will Campbell has been… concerning all season and was a disaster tonight.
The O line couldn’t stop a basic 4 man rush, so that was pretty much that.
Ah, well.
It was a slog the whole first half, just trench warfare, and Seattle had a better defense. I am glad it didn’t end up being any kind of blow out, although as a ‘Hawks fan I would have accepted that. But it was not a flashy, high scoring type game by any means.
Broncos fan feeling schadenfreude.
I imagine Niners fans felt the same way three seasons ago when they effectively didn’t have a quarterback for most of the game.
Holy crap we just went from 0° to 1°.
Forecast Tuesday is… zOMG 35°. I can’t even with that heat.
I’ll be working in the Finger Lakes region this week.
Thrilled to see the forecast for more snow and temps around freezing at best.
Auburn again?
Enjoy.
LOL
I have no idea if that is true. I think I saw The Secret of Nimh there about a thousand years ago but otherwise have little experience of the place even if it a half-hour away.
Prison City Brewing has the BEST burger.
Its some non-GMO, locally-sourced, grass-fed, farm-to-table, humanely-slaughtered stuff. G-d Damn its good.
When this project comes around I put myself on it just for the burger.
In Upstate New York?
Sounds like Retired Dairy Cow.
You could definately do worse.
they mention having a “farm” somewhere in this:
https://www.prisoncitybrewing.com/
Alcohol related sites are blocked on the work proxy. So I can’t dig around their site.
The local news sites have stories up praising the halftime show. I have to assume the stories were prewritten.
Of course they were pre written.
Cue the “So powerful in this moment” bullshit.
Let me guess, it was stunning and brave.
X is covered in praise for the Bad Bunny show. Every D in the country praising it. Newsome posted immediately.
One thing I did learn – the power pole stuff was a protest about the Puerto Rican electrical crisis.
I’m in favor of their independence so I don’t have to think or hear about their woes ever again.
The ricans I’ve worked with didn’t want independence
They liked the tax status, the travel opportunities, and the welfare the US provides.
Independence for PR is the best option for the rest of the US
The Libertarian Town That Was Defeated by Bears
https://www.ryanjhite.com/2026/02/07/the-libertarian-town-that-was-defeated-by-bears/
Grafton was a small town that already had minimal government. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.
Help me Government, you’re our only hope!
No idea who that is but skimming it seems like ridiculous twaddle.
270 followers on Twitter.
That’s a third of what I had in the year I was on. Not that porn bots are anything to brag about.
It made the rounds on Vox and the like:
https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/21534416/free-state-project-new-hampshire-libertarians-matthew-hongoltz-hetling
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grafton,_New_Hampshire#Free_Town_Project
Of course it did.
Lots of hand wringing.
One link to a book.
My neighborhood has no additional taxes, it’s not a city. There is no sewage system. Only part of it is on a common water system.
Sadly our county won’t let us build a gas station or a restaurant. We would be better off with less or no zoning. County cops could come if we needed them. But they would be 15 min away at the closest.
Yeah the occasional bear comes through.
Garbage services are paid for by individual property
Owners. Oh no.
That guy is a twerp.
The Budweiser commercial with the eagle was so patriotic it would make Abraham Lincoln puke all over George Washington’s tits.
I’m only paying minimal attention but the commercials I did see were all lame – mostly IT crap no ad agency can make sexy enough to draw anyone’s interest.
Just saw a class envy commercial bashing “the rich” for having access to “better” hair plugs and dick pills.
*sigh*
I want hair pills for my dick.
@Rhy: The AP’s on it: “Super Bowl ads try to overcome tough times with health, caring and the usual laughs
— three graf’s later:
America is uneasy. U.S. consumer confidence fell to its lowest level since 2014 in January. The killings of two protesters by federal officers in Minneapolis last month led to widespread outrage. And winter weather has been brutal across much of the country.
“There is a collective trauma. Everybody is stressed out. It doesn’t matter who you are, it’s something that’s impacting everyone,” said Vann Graves, the executive director of the Brandcenter at Virginia Commonwealth University.”
—
Honestly, the ever-constantness of it is exhausting. My Go-To for all nastiness spouted, pretty much for everyone who’s bitchin’ about something or other: “We are currently living in the most prosperous *and* the most peaceful time in the history of our species. And it ain’t even close.” (I only add “AND it’s the least sexist, racist, homophobic and everything else” if I know it won’t shock folk into talking about ‘WELL akkkktually, the sexism is….” blah blah.
The constant, absolute, *required* fretting, frothing and panic is overwhelming folk. (having the desired effect, sadly…)
A grumble.
I’m watching The Beauty and it’s exhibiting a trend that irritates the shit out of me lately.
Every actor is an “executive producer” now. GTFO.
You’re the help.
It’s a money thing, AFAIK. You get an EP credit, you get a chunk of the profits in addition to your salary.
And you get to lie back on your own casting couch.
If you didn’t front at least 25% of the funds, you shouldn’t get Producer credits.
I wonder if executive producer 1099s skip the cut the film actors guild takes?
Welcome to the Green New Deal. I have electric heat. I’m not renewing here but gas heat is illegal in this town so who knows – I want to exit stage west but if not I don’t want to die in my home just to satisfy smug leftists.
I’m deep on the “fuck, no” bandwagon when it comes to heat pumps.
I’ve lost power more than once, I’ve never lost gas.
Granted, my condensing furnace needs electricity for ignition and the blower, but a portable generator would be sufficient, unlike a heat pump.
I miss NYC where everything is gas boiler. You have to crack a window the heat is so effective.
Here, the heat is not effective and I don’t dare crack a window or I will freeze. As a result, the air is dry as fuck and the static electricity is a constant irritant. Don’t like.
Replaced baseboard with mini splits, I’m happy. No gas out here so would have to be propane, which isn’t cheap either. Portable generator can handle baseboard so heat pump shouldn’t be an issue. I do need to do a trial run soon.
Wood stove insert has been great but do need to open the windows when it gets too hot. Floor plan is not ideal.
If I had my druthers, colder climate, and money to burn, I’d have a house with hydronic heat. And loops for the driveway.
I’ve been daydreaming about one of those outdoor wood-burning furnaces that pipes the resulting heat back into the house. Seems like it could be a great supplement and emergency backup for the central gas heating in this house.
Lach has (had?) one of those in house! I remember it from an early article.
The leftists in the PNW have driven up power costs by mandating wind turbines and then forcing the hydro power to subsidize them.
My power bill is triple what it was when we bought the house 14 years ago and we do t keep it any warmer.
Sports ball…who won? Chickens?
Half-time show was good? Commercials made the American public cream? Football is a dying sport
Ugh. Answers below.
Time to retire.
Chickens. Yes. No. Doubt it. Maybe?
That game sucked ass. No, the defenses were good, but the offenses sucked ass. Bad Bunny was “meh”. It was filmed in a maze of sugar cane, so the fans there had to watch the screens. The best comment I’ve read is, “I keep expecting greasers with leather jackets to come out snapping their fingers for a dance fight”.
Aight. Bed and tomorrow at 10am begins my orientation as a “Team Member” at the nearby Meijer gas station. Just light paperwork and hopefully a talk about scheduling. Off Sunday-Monday is ideal, but I’m flexible.
Maybe a five minute drive from here, still well-seated in Fancy Land. Goin’ to a fancier grocery store! (But not *the* fanciest.)
Should be an interesting couple of hours, there. Party on, Wayne.
Go get ’em! You’ll be running the place in no time!
Pour one out for all the middle age and up to boomer white guys who hate Trump who have to pretend to like whatever genre of music Bad Bunny makes to save face.
We all know it sucks and it doesn’t matter how much you signal that you are one of the good ones – they hate you for who you are.
The fact that you like football enough to watch the game means you’re a shitbag to them. Whether you hate Trump or not they’ll shit in your mouth and chuckle about it in the next marketing meeting.
Red Storm Rising
https://youtu.be/F_cxkF6qSY8
Red Storm Rising
Everything is retarded. Set your expectations accordingly.
🥸☃️🍳
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjJL9DGU7Gg
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Good morning, Sean, Ted’S., U, and Roat!
With the change to seasonal temperatures soon, you may just be able to open Tranquility Base! 🙂
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Other than being a smartass, how are you today, Ted’S.?
Morning GT.
I made it to the office. It’s 66°F indoors here. My Coworkers will probably complain that it’s cold.
My office has been chilly first thing in the morning lately. I keep a cardigan there and put it on as soon as I take my coat off. You probably think 66 is on the warm side. 😏
Neanderthal that I am, I am fairly cold adapted, but have a broad range of temperatures I can operate in.
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e4/61/cd/e461cdbd6da00c9e9e6d0d85cad73cf3.jpg
Look, you can’t judge humans by Finnish standards.
Also related:
https://x.com/tntsports/status/2020137757071335891
Sounds about right 🐱👤
We don’t heat our house much above 68, so 66 wouldn’t be cold for me.
Other than being a smartass, how are you today, Ted’S.?
You probably don’t like my music selections either….
[ sits in corner sobbing quietly ]
At least you’ll never be disappointed.
1F here.
It’s finally supposed to get to seasonal this week! 🙂
-4℉ Here wind chill close to -10℉
NWS said -4.
My car insisted it was -11.
The way my nostrils froze the instant I inhaled that air, I’m inclined to agree with my car.
Schools will be open and on regular schedule for the first time since the 23rd.
suh’ fam
whats goody
GM 🙂
Worst SuperBowl ever?
Obviously not. The Patriots could have won.
lol That is true.
I don’t hate the Patriots, and they’ve been in some close SB’s
I am ambivalent towards your feets ball and complaints about Bugs Bunny.
Outlook crashed 3 times on start up. 4th time was the charm.
>.>
I just randomly get logged out of Outlook and Teams.