The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 87

by | Feb 18, 2026 | Hat and Hair | 62 comments

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62 Comments

  1. Fourscore

    Always enjoy the movies, CPRM. Thanks

  2. DEG

    Cracky!

    • Fourscore

      My first thoughts as well, then the owner showed up to stake his claim.

    • Chafed

      We will never have another Crack. *sheds single tear*

  3. Brochettaward

    With the new format or whatever is going on, the sidebar actually is less obtrusive and aids my browsing. I zoom in like an old man to make the text bigger and when it’s spread across the whole page it creates problems.

    I need my peepers to read this site right now.

  4. Bones

    Gotta love Cracky.

  5. Evan from Evansville

    Does the Hat allow the Irish, I wonder?

  6. groat scotum

    Japan floated balloon bombs to the US in an attempt to sap America by diverting its war effort to fighting wildfires along the west coast. The effort ultimately resulted in a handful of civilian casualties, and not much more.

    Some genius in China pushed transgenderism and all the associated sexual pathos on children by simply packaging it and delivering it to their phones.

    When’s Trump banning Tiktok?

    • Evan from Evansville

      I fear banning tiktok is a bad idea, unenforceable and creates another black market. I’m remarkably ignorant about it, cuz I’ve never used it. From what I gather, it’s content and an algorithm to give you more of what you want. Fear is it’s pushing anti-US shit. At this point though, as long as content gets out, can’t it be somehow streamed from somewhere, regardless?

      The Cause is baked into the Useful Idiots. They truly believe it all and will create and spread their own shit no matter what. (Until.) I also really don’t like the precedent it would set. Yuck.

      • Chafed

        Banning TikTok is literally the law. It was passed with bipartisan support and a wide margin. Trump is defying the law by letting it continue to operate in the US.

      • Evan from Evansville

        @Chafed. Word. I’d forgotten that and I’ve never paid attention to the hubbub. Big enough I should? I don’t want more Chinese access to anything resembling info. My big concern was always precedent and ‘well if ban this social, then why not the next and next etc.’

      • Ted S.

        I thought the law was that it divest from its Chinese masters, and that it’s now nominally enough under non-PRC ownership to be legal.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Listen to Tucker. Banning TikTok was really about the JewsIsraelis and their complete control of the USG and American society.

      • Chafed

        He is so gullible. We did it to distract from the space laser.

      • Brochettaward

        Chafed – I like you. I can understand why it would be a bit awkward when this subject comes up for the Jewish Glibs in general.

        There’s probably some middle ground though between Jews control the world and the state of Israel certainly seems to exercise an outsized role on US policy across the board. Israel offers the US little, but the US politicians of both parties go out of their way to appease the state of Israel on some level. The hostile presidencies are still rather lenient with Israel compared to just about any other nation on the planet I can think of.

        It’s a legitimate question to ask…but what exactly do we get out of our partnership with Israel that at times can definitely feel as though we are the junior partners if not absolute subordinates?

      • Gustave Lytton

        It’s a legitimate question, sure. But with Tucker, it all begins and ends with Israel right now. Never any other country or their influence. And then there’s a spin both covering for Qatar (which is a downright nasty little country) and how the poor innocent Palis are being genocided by the Israelis. They aren’t, but frankly the Israelis should be justified in doing so after 10/7, And last 80 years of Arab bullshit.

      • Brochettaward

        It seems like that with Israel commentators have to either praise them to high heavens or the opposite. Malign and tie them to anything and everything.

        To just be blunt – Israel has no real meaning to me. I don’t care what they do with regards to Palestine. I just don’t want to be involved much and I certainly don’t want to be waging war on Israel’s behalf on Iran as we did recently and are flirting with sticking our dicks back in again.

        The level of emotion Americans have on both sides perplexes me to some extent. I can explain why it has become so important to both sides, but the underlying reasons for it? Yea, I don’t think Americans were so shaken by the Holocaust that they just said to themselves we need to support Israel till the end days. And I don’t believe our Top Men believe in anything so strongly beyond self-interest that Christian prophecy plays that much of a role in their thoughts.

      • Grumbletarian

        Loving or hating Israel gets the Jewish bloc of voters who are to the political right or left, respectively, to vote for you.

      • Ted S.

        Where do the reverse vampires come into this?

    • rhywun

      All the flapdoodle over “banning TikTok” and “addictive social media” is evidence of a culture that doesn’t give two shits about defending itself from obvious enemies who have been playing the long game for decades. If parents don’t give a shit about keeping that crap away from their kids, the State isn’t going to be any more successful at it.

      • Evan from Evansville

        ^^ This highly resembles my thoughts.

        I’d be so pleased, were I China. They sure as fuck ain’t gonna let any Islamic colonizers in. They just have to watch the West proudly allow itself to be eaten, with their own pincer attached, tech-sucking what it wants and needs.

    • groat scotum

      As usual I’ve arrived too late.

      • groat scotum

        Ben Aaoronovitch is a great novelist.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I liked his Doctor Who stories when I was younger.

    • Threedoor

      My great aunt was one of the handful of people killed by the bombs.

    • groat scotum

      They did flap about and we’re weirding out.

      I’ll let Evan sort us out, he’s the smartest of us all.

      • Bobbo

        Bwaahaha, Evan is still half a Yusef old,
        Remember

    • rhywun

      No idea but was just watching some vid of a woman being harassed by cops for walking a dog in public.

      Britain is in the grip of some weird shit right now. Nothing I hear about seems too outrageous anymore.

      • Bobbo

        X is all over the halal dog thing,
        Islam can go fuck itself

      • dbleagle

        Nelson, Churchill, and other British patriots are turning like a Lancaster’s props as it prepares to take off. The subjects of the British Crown are doomed. Ahh well, fuck them all. Maybe OMB can accept a couple of 10’s of thousands of VERY carefully screened Brits as political refugees.

        On second thought OMB should definitely do that for two reasons: save some freedom loving people and make the Dems heads actually explode.

      • Evan from Evansville

        Follow through and get white South Africans over here. That place is *fucked.*

        My S African ex is “coloured,” meaning black but with Euro heritage, upbringing in there, somewhere. She made it very clear: “Coloureds and blacks HATE each other.”

    • Gustave Lytton

      Will Charles or William be the head of the Mosque of England? Trick questions, Mohammed Cromwell will have it on a pike.

    • Rat on a train

      Motion sustained.

  7. Ted S.

    Somehow, I get the feeling the trooper’s rate of speed will not be made public

    WAWARSING, N.Y. — A state trooper suffered non-life-threatening injuries in a single-vehicle personal injury rollover crash on Saturday on U.S. Route 209, authorities said Wednesday.

    At about 2:45 p.m. Saturday, Feb. 14, Trooper Jonathan Ramos, age and address not provided, was driving a marked 2023 Dodge Charger patrol vehicle north on Route 209 while on routine patrol when the vehicle veered off the eastern shoulder of the roadway, state police said. The patrol vehicle struck a utility pole and a fence before overturning.

    […]

    State police did not provide a reason for the crash.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Biggest fallout so far. Andrew deserves what he gets but he’s a run of the mill letch and small potatoes.

  8. Ted S.

    Where were the parents of these kids who offed themselves due to alleged social media insults?

  9. UnCivilServant

    … I’m awake.

    I was apparently asleep for a while there.

    • Ted S.

      But did you get a *good* night’s sleep?

      • UnCivilServant

        Of course not.

        Sleep too long and I feel more tired.

    • Rat on a train

      Fortunately no fire.

    • rhywun

      “gas alarm”

      A message from Gaia – heed her warnings, earthlings.

  10. DEG

    Mornin’

  11. Tres Cool

    suh’ fam
    whats goody

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, homey, DEG, rhy, Roat, Ted’S., U, Stinky, Sensei, and Sean!

      • rhywun

        Mornin’.

        The website is so snappy now I can barely keep up.

      • Gender Traitor

        Inorite?? I finally figured out how to update to (what I gather is) the latest version of Monocle. Crises like these actually force me to learn more about computing. 🙄

    • rhywun

      If he really cares about the latter [the poors -ed.], he wouldn’t bar tenants in the city’s dilapidated public housing from airing complaints at his hearings on “rental ripoffs,” as the New York Post reported this week.

      So he’s like every other luxury liberal. He doesn’t care at all.

      BTW, those public housing complexes are a disaster waiting to happen. Falling down and tens of billions short on repairs that have been neglected for decades by other politicians who “care”.

  12. Not Adahn

    Good morning!

    Snow panic resulted in zero snow. As usual.

    I’m torn. OTOH, I’m at the point where I’m sick of maintaining my driveway, but OTOH I really enjoy fresh snow when taking Lily for walks and generally de-grimying the world.

  13. Common Tater

    GM 🙂

  14. Common Tater

    Looks like website was sort of fixed.

    • rhywun

      “Renee Good born to die free
      American mother of three
      Seventh day January
      A bullet for еach child, you see”

      Poetry.

      Good grief what a turd.

      • Common Tater

        How about a duet with Springsteen?

    • Not Adahn

      Go make a song about pedophile priests, for the craic.