Final March Friday Afternoon Links

by | Mar 27, 2026 | Cocktails, Daily Links, I Am Lame | 99 comments

First, I give a gift. I’ve been using this as my response to spam texts/messages recently, and it has amused me. I leave it here for you. But let’s get going with the links.

First, let’s go back to the halcyon days of the 00s.

I hope this dies when Search for Gollum flops.

Farewell to a bunch of Eurojank RPGs.

Surprising absolutely no one.

I doubt kinnath will go this route.

Make better calls.

In local news: Idiots move next to factory, complain factory is loud.

You know… when drag shows (like burlesque) were done in clubs and bars for adult only crowds, this wasn’t an issue.

PCMag cares not for things like security.

“Scientist says.”

“Doctors say.”

Won’t someone think of the vermin?

STEVE SMITH POSING FOR NEW ONE!

With that, let’s get to some drinks.

A Classic Sour

  • 2 parts (2 oz.) liquor
  • 1 part (1 oz) lemon juice
  • 1 part (1 oz) simple syrup
  • 1 egg white (or aquafaba) – optional

Yeah, the whiskey sour used to be a favorite drink order (as was the amaretto sour), they seem to have fallen by the wayside in recent decades, and for that I blame the trend of everyone using premixed store bought neon green sour mix and converting it to a two part drink (which also removes the egg white). To make this drink, grab the liquor of your choice (whiskey, rum, gin, mezcal, even Midori), add it and the other ingredients to an empty shaker. At that point you dry shake (shake the drink without ice) the drink for 15-30 seconds to aerate it. Add ice to the shaker, shake until chilled, and then double strain (if you used egg whites, single strain otherwise) into a chilled rocks glass. Garnish with a flag made out of a lemon slice and a cherry, or a lemon twist if you would like. This drink can be modified in all sorts of ways. Swapping out lime juice for the lemon (or splitting it into half lemon, half lime), using a fruit syrup instead of some of the simple syrup (grenadine or raspberry are classics here), and, as always, adjusting the ratio of the ingredients to your taste.

With that, I hope you all enjoy the rest of your weekend, and may it go as you wish.

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Nephilium

Nephilium

Nephilium is a geek of multiple types living in the vast suburban forests of Cleveland.

99 Comments

  1. DEG

    He also directed Jackson, as well as “Lord of the Rings” stars Ian McKellen, Viggo Mortensen and Elijah Wood, in the 2019 short film “Darrylgorn,” which is set in JRR Tolkien’s Middle-earth.

    I never heard of this film and I think that is a good thing.

  2. Mojeaux

    Wow. I REALLY pissed off Michael Malice and his merry band of toddlers.

      • Beau Knott

        +1

      • rhywun

        Wow. Autocorrect is one of the first things I turn off. It is the devil.

    • The Other Kevin

      Autocorrect-gate continues?

      • Mojeaux

        Yes. I’m not mad or upset. I’m puzzled. Like, of all the things to quibble about and of all the people he could quibble with…

        Like, dude. Don’t you have better things to do?

      • The Other Kevin

        There have been a few times when one of my replies attracted a lot of attention, and I have no idea why. Timing, someone just happened to see it, who knows.

        That was definitely an odd one to make into an issue.

    • (((Jarflax

      I must be missing something, I see a handful of replies most either taking your side or amused that Grok’s answer dodged the question.

      • Mojeaux

        I don’t know if you can see the other replies I’m getting or how deep you’d have to dig to find them. One dude: “I would laugh if you died tomorrow.”

        Um. Okay. Thanks?

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      It wasn’t the content at all that bothered Malice on that one, it’s that you challenged his wisdom by suggesting that maybe he’s better off not using it.

      You bruised his ego.

      • Mojeaux

        Is his ego THAT fragile?

  3. Tonio

    “FCC Router Ban Sends the Wrong Signal”

    Apparently Shpip has a side gig as a lede writer for Ziff-Davis.

    • Ownbestenemy

      The router rule is the correct rule for a populace that could care any less about security.

    • Sensei

      You’ll note the router(s) you can purchase from you internet provider are just fine…

      • Ownbestenemy

        Current stock. After they deplete, thats it.

  4. The Late P Brooks

    My mother? Lemme tell you about my mother.

  5. The Late P Brooks

    The US has caused an eye-watering $10tn in global damages to the world over the past three decades through its vast planet-heating emissions, with a quarter of this economic pain inflicted upon itself, new research has found.

    Did it hurt when you pulled that number out of your ass?

    • Bobarian LMD

      First rule of climate court. You sue the people that got the money.

    • EvilSheldon

      Considering the size of the number, I bet it felt pretty good…

  6. ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

    I have been getting text messages from Sharon* letting me know they are doing window/roof/insect whatever in my neighborhood, and would I like them to stop by for incredible savings!

    I have been replying “what are you wearing?”

    Doesn’t seem to stop them for too long.

    *not sure if right name, but it is always female name.

    • The Other Kevin

      It’s about that time for some kid on one of those hover board things to try to sell me whichever of those three they’re selling this year.

  7. rhywun

    From that trash game site you linked:

    Epic Games layoffs serve as a timely reminder that accountability is dead

    Fuck off, commie.

    • R.J.

      Boy he is having a bad week

  8. rhywun

    The Paramount+ ‘Star Trek’ show will end after its already filmed second season

    “If only we hadn’t wasted money on S02.”

    /the one person with a brain there

  9. The Late P Brooks

    Frances Moore, an expert in the social costs of the climate crisis at the University of California, Davis, who was not involved in the research, said the study is “useful” but may still not fully account for all of the weight of damage suffered by poorer countries from a climate crisis they did not cause.

    If these numbers don’t terrify you into submission we can make up some bigger ones.

    • The Other Kevin

      “While I applaud the study, it failed to state that women and minorities were hardest hit.”

  10. ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

    Baseball needs to get rid of instant replay, ABS and any other bit of horseshit.

    The umpire is there for a damn reason. Use it!

    Football too. If you can’t do this at the PeeWee/T-ball level, it is BS.

    • Nephilium

      Fuck that. I want the machine to call balls and strikes. The ump can stand there and make the calls at the plate when needed.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Nope. It isn’t baseball anymore if you need anything more than bats and gloves and kids can’t have it.

      • Nephilium

        ZWAK:

        Run with it for MLB, there’s still Bananaball with an ump at the plate calling balls/strikes (although they do allow a challenge by both teams, and the fans).

      • Evan from Evansville

        I mostly agree. Truthfully, now that there’s so much extra, legal and MLB-affiliated and approved gambling added to the felt?
        Uh. It makes sad sense. If the FanDuels+ groups are involved. Obv blown strike 3 costs the game? Where’s liability go? (Back alley?)

        I’m especially not a fan cuz it takes out more humanity to the game. A strike zone, if consistent for both teams (we can dream, well we used to pretty happily…) then the umpire is part of the entertainment put on the field. Ground rules, as well, but those aren’t contended. (Yet?)

        There’s no realistic way to put ABS etc back into Pandora’s box. *unhappy, but ‘ok’ shrug*

    • Grumbletarian

      I appreciate your support.

      sin,
      Angel Hernandez

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      His Asian side must be the driver.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        Damn your nimble fingers.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Wasnt first rollover after he slept around on his super model then-wife

    • The Other Kevin

      It’s funny how many celebrities supposedly hate Trump, but so many of them live right by him in a red state. That is a hot spot. My sister and her daughters live there. She’s in health care, the girls are legal assistants, and they’re always dropping names of celebrities they see at work. Off the record of course.

    • creech

      OK, he’s likely addicted to pain killers and driving impaired because of taking them. But, with his money (and high profile,) you’d think he’d have a driver/security guard driving him around.

      • slumbrew

        He should ask John Daly how he manages it.

  11. kinnath

    I doubt kinnath will go this route.

    fucking morons.

    giving mead a bad reputation.

  12. The Late P Brooks

    Like, of all the things to quibble about and of all the people he could quibble with…

    Like, dude. Don’t you have better things to do?

    You called him stupid!

  13. rhywun

    Make better calls.

    I dunno about baseball but the sidelining of humans from decision-making has more or less ruined soccer. Every couple minutes play comes to complete standstill while the ref watches endless replays of some incident from multiple angles in a valiant attempt to prove himself wrong. It’s basically football now.

    • Evan from Evansville

      Lifelong baseball fan, grew up playing, but loves the Human Element: MLB has done it pretty well. It’s easier to confirm balls/strikes and I think the replay option twice a game has been smoothly tested and transitioned.

      Biggest help: Shorter ball games.
      Worst aspect: Universal DH; taking away never-ending extra innings (YOU PLAY UNTIL YOU FUCKING WIN, if you have to use all your pitchers, that’s the manager’s call); pitchers trained to throw hard for a short time, killing throwing deeper in the game and knowing where the fuck you’re gonna throw , and the ability to change speeds.
      ^^
      That’s the worst direction, right there. (And the DH.) Starting pitching will die. Throw the kids out there til their arm falls off, and while young, they don’t cost too much. Just replace ’em with a fresh arm. (Who doesn’t know how to pitch. Just throw.)

  14. R.J.

    Link to this amazing robot test text generator is missing. Can I haz link?

    • Nephilium

      Link? It’s an image, a meme if you will.

      If you don’t recognize the text… well, I have some bad news for you.

      • kinnath

        I don’t recognize the text.

        How bad is the news? I’m I gonna die?

      • R.J.

        I though it was some new fantastic font generator.

      • kinnath

        found it.

      • slumbrew

        *edges away from kinnath*

  15. R.J.

    “Gollum has two daddies “
    Another potential title.

    • R C Dean

      Of the hundreds of potential Middle Earth stories, they chose the most uninteresting and inconsequential.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        But poor, oppressed Gollum was just misunderstood.

  16. rhywun

    You know… when drag shows (like burlesque) were done in clubs and bars for adult only crowds, this wasn’t an issue.

    I wonder how far a burlesque story hour would get at your local children’s library before it got shut down.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    SCIENCE!

    The authors of the new study first sought to find out how big this problem is, comparing social sycophancy across 11 leading LLMs from big-hitters like OpenAI, Anthropic, Meta, and Google. “We find that social sycophancy is widespread,” they wrote in their paper.

    One of the ways in which they assessed this was by using posts from the subreddit r/AmITheAsshole, where users post stories about real-life situations and ask others to judge their behavior. In cases where the Reddit community had decreed the original poster was, indeed, an asshole, the LLMs often did not agree – instead, in 51 percent of cases, they affirmed the poster’s actions.

    Having established the scale of the phenomenon, the authors then began to ask what interacting with these models could be doing to us.

    Again, they used examples of interpersonal conflicts of the type that regularly turn up on r/AmITheAsshole. Across three different experiments, they saw that “social sycophancy influenced participants’ judgments and behavioral intentions.” Those interacting with sycophantic bots were more likely to judge themselves as being “in the right”, regardless of their actual behavior, and also deemed these responses more trustworthy and helpful.

    Well blow me down.

    • The Other Kevin

      I’m in the final stages of writing another article on AI for us here. Some things I found were that in essence AI is a really good search engine that gives you results in a nicely formatted fashion. But it can’t think, reason, come up with original thoughts, or emotionally connect with humans. And there is much debate about if it ever will.

  18. Sensei

    1. They desperately need this.
    2. It doesn’t have a CVT.

    However,

    The variable compression motor is the non-reliable thing you expected it to be when they brought it to market. I’ve also read that it’s also very rough running despite active motor mounts and the like. Not very luxurious.

    2027 Infiniti QX65 First Look: Dang, It Looks Good

    https://www.motortrend.com/news/first-look-2027-infiniti-qx65

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Not having CVT is a step in the right direction, but, even as a Nissan fanboi, that thing doesn’t look special in any way.

    • Evan from Evansville

      Other than the headlights, looks like my 2019 Kia Sportage. (Mine’s got a froggy face!)

  19. Mad Scientist

    subreddit r/AmITheAsshole, where users post stories about real-life situations

    [Citation needed]

    • (((Jarflax

      OBVIOUS HOAX! AT TIME OF VIDEO STEVE SMITH NOT WALKING ANYWHERE, NO NEED TO WALK ALREADY HAD HIKER CAUGHT AND DRINKS ON ICE.

  20. The Late P Brooks

    2027 Infiniti QX65 First Look: Dang, It Looks Good

    Put Kinnath’s V6 and a manual in it and you might have something.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    Looking at the front of that Infiniti reminds me of something festering in the back of my brain.

    In ye olden tymes, cars had two or four headlights, either round or rectangular, set in the fenders at roughly standardized height and separation. Driving on a two lane road at night, you could make a reasonable estimation of the distance between you and an oncoming car; you know, like if you wanted to pass the car in front of you, for instance.

    I hardly even drive at night, because I never seem to have a need, but I wonder. How do you judge the distance now, with all those weird led ribbon lights which seem to be de rigueur now?

    • (((Jarflax

      If your eyeballs actually melt under the brilliance of the oncoming headlights it is withing 100 feet. If you merely scream and shut your eyes to shut out the pain it is between 100 yds and 100 feet.

    • Threedoor

      I hate the LEDs.
      They project too far even when not providing light at that distance for the driver.

      I have had a couple instances in the interstate with stopped traffic that should not have been close calls but were.
      It also seems that when people stop on a road they don’t put their hazard lights on anymore. And the hazards aren’t Amber anymore which was a nice distinction as they reached further than the red lights do.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    in essence AI is a really good search engine that gives you results in a nicely formatted fashion. But it can’t think, reason, come up with original thoughts, or emotionally connect with humans.

    I see it as a potentially useful decision tree for simple clearly defined options.

    Will it ever be able to understand a joke? I doubt it.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    Workers of the world, unite!

    Randi Weingarten, president of one of America’s most powerful teachers unions, strongly pushed back Thursday against first lady Melania Trump’s comments that humanoid robot teachers could soon become central to children’s education.

    After she appeared with a humanoid robot during an AI education summit Wednesday, Trump said a humanoid robot educator “will provide a personalized experience, adaptive to the needs of each student,” so “our children will develop deeper critical thinking and independent reasoning abilities.”

    Weingarten, president of the American Federation of Teachers, delivered the sharp rebuke at Thursday’s inaugural Workers First AI Summit. Hosted by the AFL-CIO, the meeting of labor representatives and civil society organizations aimed to bring workers across industries together to build a unified front against AI’s unchecked growth and its growing impact on American workers.

    “What she did yesterday was every parent’s nightmare,” Weingarten said at a session exploring the policies that should protect workers’ rights in the midst of fast-moving AI development.

    Children will die.

    • Grummun

      Weingarten may be a grifting POS, but she’s not wrong that AI, generally, should not be teaching kids.

      • (((Jarflax

        Neither should public school teachers but here we are.

    • Evan from Evansville

      AI teachers could be helpful for kids. Different speeds for each kid. Go over certain setbacks til mastered. Similar to a tutor for each kid.

      Biggest concern: It’d be better for kids. *Because* they’re more comfy w robots than people. That they’re not is kinda terrifying. Really is.

      • Evan from Evansville

        Humans, most humans, have always had issues with others, especially when the social group gets larger. This encourages more of it. Me no likey. Cuz eventually these kids are gonna wanna fuck and they’re gonna be matched up by some algorithm their parents use. Or deemed unworthy of human companionship or offspring.

        So robot lovers assigned to lesser humans. (High ranking or $$, better model!)

        Huh. Pretty easy story to write. Predictable eugenics in the AI Age. And folk’ll be so damn proud of it!
        (Wouldn’t be worthless. A good AI chatbot and sexy sex-bot combined? Uh. Goodbye fertility rates! Why bother?)

  24. The Late P Brooks

    Weingarten argued that AI is a tool that requires human oversight and that education and decision-making should not be delegated to the technology. “The future is here,” she said. “What are we going to do to make sure that AI is a tool? That the human beings are in charge, not the tool?”

    What if the teacherbot looks at the historical evidence and judges socialism to be a fraud and a n unmitigated failure everywhere it has been imposed? Where would that leave the Randi Weingartens of the world?

    • Threedoor

      Same jerks that pushed a computer for every kid and distance learning.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    Weingarten may be a grifting POS, but she’s not wrong that AI, generally, should not be teaching kids.

    I don’t think the quality of the education is her primary concern.

  26. Muzzled Woodchipper

    My favorite part, because fuck Sony….

    The court decided today that a service is tailored to infringement if it is not capable of “substantial” or “commercially significant” noninfringing uses. The court cited Sony’s 1984 victory in the Betamax case, in which justices found that the Betamax was capable of noninfringing uses and that Sony’s sale of it did not constitute contributory infringement. Sony’s win in 1984 thus contributed to its loss today.

    I’m sure Sony has always sucked on one level or another, but it placed itself in the irredeemable category with their rootkit debacle. I haven’t knowingly purchased a Sony product since.

  27. Shpip

    “I think it’s embarrassing, embarrassing to the umpires that are calling the game. Nobody likes to be humiliated in front of 30,000, 40,000 people,” said Garcia, a major league umpire from 1975 to 1999.

    Shouldn’t be a problem unless you’re Eric Gregg (dead for twenty years), Angel Hernandez (thankfully retired), or the DEI hire.

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      I think I agree with the sentiment. No need for robot umps to overturn calls. I’m not a proponent that 100% accuracy is somehow better, as long as we’re not at such a level of wrongness that collectively that wrongness skews whole games. Umpires are pretty fucking good at their jobs.

      • Evan from Evansville

        see my reply to Zwak above

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        One can only hope that ground rules don’t become homogenized.

        “But that would be a HR in 17 other parks! WE NEED STANDARDIZED FIELD DIMENSIONS!”

    • slumbrew

      “Angela Hernandez”

      Gold.

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      I think the union probably had a strong hand in the league (and fans) pushing for ABS. The umpires union provided gobs of cover for the worst performing umpires for a very long time. Those like Angel Hernandez should have been relegated until their calls fell above a minimum performance line. If tyey fail to improve, they’re out.

      But the union wouldn’t suffer that sort of stringency, and so here we are.

  28. Evan from Evansville

    From before: https://www.onlyfrenchko.com/

    Uh. She’s got a pretty solid platform. Not that I believe she’d follow through, but. Uh. She legit looks like a slimmer version of my former gf.
    Would vote.

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