First Friday Afternoon Links of March

by | Mar 6, 2026 | Cocktails, Daily Links, I Am Lame | 79 comments

At the time this posts, I should be several cocktails in at a Tiki weekender, so please forgive any duplicate links.

Well, BrewDog is being parted out. Full disclosure, I own two shares.

From the “hit series”!

What could possibly go wrong?

Kentucky man one ups God.

I really enjoyed Greedfall, and was disappointed by the early feedback on Greedfall 2. I hope they can pull out of it.

You mean like deleted records, weaponizing the IRS, and the like?

“Secretly”.

“Disgusting”.

Obviously Trump’s fault.

Embrace the cleansing fire.

“After a full investigation, we’ve identified that the rat was not 21 years of age.”

Next they’ll need to explain that immigrants need to follow immigration laws.

I’m sure the impact was devastating you slut.

For the cocktail this week, with the event I’m going to, there’s no decision.

Mai Tai

  • 6 part (1.5 oz) white rum
  • 3 part (0.75 oz) orange curacao
  • 3 part (0.75 oz) lime juice
  • 2 part (0.5 oz) orgeat (almond extract and simple can work if you don’t have it)
  • 2 part (0.5 oz) dark rum

For this one, you’ll need some crushed ice, so keep that in mind. Fill a shaker with all of the ingredients but the dark rum, and top with ice. Shake until combined and chilled, strain into a double rocks glass filled with crushed ice. Pour the dark rum onto the top as a float, and garnish with some fresh mint and a lime wheel.

With that, I hope you all have the weekends you desire.

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Nephilium

Nephilium is a geek of multiple types living in the vast suburban forests of Cleveland.

79 Comments

  1. Sean

    From the “hit series”!

    Gay.

  2. EvilSheldon

    What could possibly go wrong?

    That dude is gonna be turdlocked to the point of experiencing the pain of childbirth…

    • UnCivilServant

      Your comment reminded me of a story from a few years back where they had to surgically remove the lower colon from a guy that had like thirty pounds of impacted fecal matter. I forget how long it was since he last had a bowel movement before the surgery.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      “Would you care for a rat?”

      I seem to recall that Connie Booth had to make the puppet swivel in its tin.

  3. ron73440

    My wife’s second favorite cocktail.

    Her favorite is the margarita.

    I make mine a little different:

    1 oz each of a rum agricole and Appleton 12

    1/2 oz each of curacou, orgeat, and simple syrup

    Plus the juice of one lime, which I know can fluctuate.

    It was this video that got me into cocktails.

  4. rhywun

    “Disgusting”.

    I was expecting liberal tears to be more “enjoyable” than “tedious” but here we are.

  5. EvilSheldon

    Anyone have a favorite brand of orange curacao?

      • EvilSheldon

        Pierre Ferrand makes my go-to cocktail cognac, so this seems a solid choice. Much appreciated!

      • ron73440

        That’s the one I use.

      • EvilSheldon

        Let’s see…Plantation Three Stars white rum, check. Plantation O.F.T.D. overproof dark rum, check. Limes, check. Liber & Co. orgeat syrup, arriving tomorrow. Ferrand Curacao, in stock at the liquor store. All systems are go for a Saturday Mai Tai or two.

        I wonder if I can procure a tiki mug by tomorrow night?

      • R.J.

        If only you lived closer. I have a small collection including some from Trader Vics.

      • Spudalicious

        That’s Blue Curacao. Completely different…

  6. rhywun

    You’ll Miss Sports Journalism When It’s Gone

    lol No I will not.

  7. Shpip

    Presidential flights began in 1944 to transport Franklin D. Roosevelt and then Harry Truman, and they were designed to “reflect the stature of the Office of the President and serve as a highly visible symbol of American prestige,” according to the National Museum of the United States Air Force.

    Instead of showing off the names of the current presidents, they had the words “United States of America” emblazoned along the fuselage, along with an American flag.

    Interesting how they conflate Trump’s personal plane with the plane(s) that transports whomever is currently occupying the Oval Office. The paper must think their readers are ‘tards, or something.

    • Ownbestenemy

      It’s unclear if a member of Trump’s family was using the aircraft at the time it was seen at SFO

      I mean, it could have been a buddy using Trump’s plane…but hate is hate and we will make sure you hate.

      • ron73440

        We don’t know who was using it, but you should be OUTRAGED!

  8. rhywun

    I was fired by my agency, specifically for marching and speaking out about Gaza, for asking for a ceasefire,

    I don’t believe that for one second. If that was true, Hollywood would have closed up shop years ago because they would have fired 99% of the actors.

    • R.J.

      God only knows what stupid thing she did to get dropped. Had to be amazingly stupid.

    • EvilSheldon

      You can get away with a lot in Hollywood as long as you’re bringing in the money. Susan Sarandon hasn’t been a draw in decades, so…

      In an interesting parallel over the past twenty years – when a Hollywood ‘creative’ has consistently botched their job and is about to get canned, they’ll often make a hard-left swing as a sort of ideological credit check, demonstrating to the rest of Hollywood that they still have the correct views. You can see this very clearly with Secret Hideout/Starfleet Academy.

      • Mad Scientist

        Sarandon has been on that left swing for quite a while. I recall many years ago she was outside a guy’s house protesting his plans to cut down a tree.

    • slumbrew

      Esso Harnois Groupe Pétrolier in Qubec is slightly closer for me. Only 305 miles away.

      • SarumanTheWoefullyIgnorant

        It’s too bad Jethro Clampett wasn’t able to perfect his water-burning engine.

    • Plinker762

      Hydrogen- the fuel of the future.

  9. The Late P Brooks

    You’ll Miss Sports Journalism When It’s Gone

    John Lardner died a long time ago.

    • R.J.

      No I won’t. And it will not go away, it will come back with reporters who actually love and cover sports.

  10. The Late P Brooks

    That Chrysler turbine car was more practical than a hydrogen fuel cell car.

  11. The Late P Brooks

    Speaking of planes, I saw Malcolm Forbes’ plane, the “Capitalist Tool” at the Colorado Springs airport long ago.

    • R.J.

      I got to see Sergey Brin’s blimp flying in San Francisco in December. I wonder if he is going to move that to Florida?

  12. The Late P Brooks

    You can get away with a lot in Hollywood as long as you’re bringing in the money. Susan Sarandon hasn’t been a draw in decades, so…

    Has she been in anything since Bull Durham?

    • R.J.

      I didn’t go through the whole list, but I didn’t see anything I recognized as amazing or important.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Video game and animated TV VO is her more noteable modern work.

  13. The Late P Brooks

    Stock up on Rain-X

    The big recall, which hit 604,533 vehicles, was a fairly minor issue, one that will likely be fixed without much incident. It focuses on a windshield wiper motor for the front windshield wipers, which could either fail outright or work periodically, causing intermittent response or no response at all. That in turn could increase the risk of a crash due to decreased visibility. This recall focuses on Ford Explorers, Ford Escapes, Lincoln Aviators and Lincoln Corsairs made between 2020 and 2022.

    The second recall focuses on just 11,431 vehicles, but the problem is much more serious. Reports note that this is over an issue of a friction weld in the driveshaft, which could give way and cause the rear driveshaft to separate. This means a sudden loss of drive power.

    No wipers? Pffft. You only need them when it’s raining. Or snowing.

    With any luck, when the driveshaft fails it will come out of the tailshaft housing, dump all the ATF all over your rear tires, and cook the transmission.

  14. The Late P Brooks

    But wait, there’s more

    Ford (F.N), opens new tab has issued two ‌separate recalls affecting a total of 1.74 million vehicles in which defects could cause rearview-camera images to display incorrectly when the vehicle is ​in reverse.
    One of the recalls affects about 850,000 ​Ford Bronco and Ford Edge models. It is related ⁠to a computer module that may overheat and shut ​down, preventing the rearview camera image from displaying as intended, ​the regulator said in a statement.

    In the second recall, the NHTSA said that about 890,000 Ford Escape and Explorer and Lincoln Corsair and ​Aviator models are being recalled because the image on ​the center display may flip or invert, resulting in an incorrectly displayed ‌rearview ⁠image when the vehicle is placed in reverse.

    That shouldn’t matter.

    Ford has seen improvements in vehicle quality during the first few months of ownership, CEO Jim Farley told ⁠employees ​in a recent town hall, leading ​to higher company bonuses.

    And they all laughed and laughed.

    • Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

      Remember when you had to turn your head to see where you were backing?

      pistoffnick remembers.

      • slumbrew

        I still do out of habit, regardless of what I’m driving (current car does not have a camera)

      • ron73440

        8 years ago, I took a work trip with my boss and our rental car had no camera.

        He had almost no idea how to back a car without a camera, even though he was 50 years old and obviously grew up without them.

        When I rent cars, I use the camera to check behind me and that is all.

      • Sensei

        Part of the problem is the pit you now sit in thanks to collision requirements.

        Cars with great visibility of yesteryear have no hope of meeting them.

      • Ted S.

        I use the camera to make certain I’ve pulled far enough through a pull-through parking space.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        And three widgets called mirrors, and putting your right palm on the back of the passenger seat.

      • Sean

        You barbarians don’t understand how awesome 360* cameras are.

      • EvilSheldon

        Nope. Dad wouldn’t let me get my license until I’d perfected backing up in the rearview.

        I don’t know if I could do it now. It’s been a while since I’ve driven a car that didn’t have a backup camera.

      • rhywun

        My boss carpooled me one time to the horrible temporary office in Secaucus before we got a better one on the waterfront some years ago and he spent more time staring at the built-in screen than the road. I vowed not to let that happen again.

      • Plinker762

        I use the backup camera to enjoy the rage of the driver behind me as I slowly back into a parking spot.

  15. Ownbestenemy

    Well my detail is done. I have been writing an article about the actual improvements we are actually getting in the FAA. New radars…600+ in a two year timeframe.

  16. Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

    https://no01.substack.com/p/the-trillion-dollar-oops

    Oracle’s November 2025 SEC filing might be the most unhinged document I’ve read all year, and I once dared to read a YouTube comments section about cryptocurrency. The company added $148 billion in new [data center] lease commitments in Q3. In one quarter. That’s one fiscal quarter. Thirteen weeks. Bringing its total data center lease obligations to $248 billion. That’s more than Portugal’s GDP. Oracle – the database company – now has lease obligations exceeding the entire economic output of Portugal.

    These leases run 15 to 19 years.

    Oracle’s customer contracts with OpenAI? About five years.

    • Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

      There is no way AI is NOT a bubble.

    • Gustave Lytton

      It’s not just AI and Oracle has swallowed so much, it’s hardly just a database company. Hosted applications and subscription services run on those data centers, too.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Not disagreeing that AI is a bubble.

    • rhywun

      IT head just sent out an email blast today pushing AI. Just in time for “goal setting”, hint hint. Required trainings and such are incoming.

      I am *so* glad my career is winding down.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    On the brink

    The Iran war upended markets this week, and economist Paul Krugman thinks the effects could ultimately be much more far-reaching.

    The Nobel Prize winner hasn’t been too optimistic about the US economy recently, largely due to the impacts he sees from President Donald Trump’s tariffs. Yet, as the military conflict escalates, he sees severe consequences looming for the US economy.

    Krugman highlighted several pressing factors that have kept uncertainty high in a recent Substack post, but also laid out why the war may be accelerating the economy’s decline.

    “There are many stresses on our economy, and this could be the straw that breaks the camel’s back — a straw that becomes heavier the longer the war goes on,” he said.

    Great Depression 2.0 here we come.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Krugman effect would suggest then that the economy has decoupled from the Federal Government just enough to absorb this event and we will be fine…

    • Suthenboy

      “…Paul Krugman thinks…”

      *SCREEEEECH*

      I am off of this ride.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        This.

        I thought we did t have to hear from that mf again since he’s retired.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    Krugman highlighted other economic concerns, such as the negative impact of tariffs and restrictive immigration policy, as major economic stress points. He argument is similar to that of fellow economist Mark Zandi, who named the same factors as having the potential to push the US into a recession.

    “We’ve added a fresh level of massive uncertainty,” Krugman said. “Bear in mind that this isn’t even a war of choice; it’s a war of whim, marked by a near-total lack of planning.”

    Nobody ran this by Krugabe before proceeding? How is that even possible?

    • Ownbestenemy

      Are we going back to the old understanding of what a recession is or is it the Biden era definition? Gotta know!

      • ron73440

        Biden isn’t president, so we obviously can’t use the Biden definition.

        Trump is president so everything has to be spun as negatively as possible.

    • Suthenboy

      He is competing with Thomas Friedman to see who can keep their perfect record the longest. Sooner or later one of them will slip up and accidentally get something right.

  19. Ownbestenemy

    What is worse? A dog parade in Congress or discussing “Making maps more gay” in Congress? Im torn.

    • Suthenboy

      What does that mean?

      • Ownbestenemy

        https://x.com/HouseForeignGOP/status/2029713864212762872

        It’s a reference to Biden-era State Dept grants funding “Queering the Map”—a crowdsourced digital project (http://queeringthemap.com) where LGBTQ+ users pin anonymous personal stories/histories to real-world locations globally. One example: $72k allocated for a version focused on Slovakia (and similar in Czechia).

        Maybe we should bring back our representatives drinking hard cider and whiskey daily

  20. Ownbestenemy

    Government, what can’t it do.

    Guess in 2025 the city mandated apps to pester you for tips. Now they will enforce the companies some how?

    • rhywun

      The tipping-prompt mandates are a well-intentioned effort to help gig workers

      If by “well-intentioned” they mean “cynical” and “help” they mean “put out of business”.

      The left has been attempting to destroy the “gig” industry for years.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    Maybe we should bring back our representatives drinking hard cider and whiskey daily

    Don’t forget the fighting and whoring.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      “Aawon Buww!” 🥛 🥜

  22. Gustave Lytton

    More Giardian outrage porn.
    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/06/ice-arrest-oregon-shop-owner
    No explanation of why an illegal for 25 years was able to obtain a green card. Hint, bet it has to do with a anchor baby or relative. And other relatives also illegals and living in same area who didn’t enter at the same time, so once again more lies that illegal entry doesn’t encourages entire families to invade over time. Revoke and deport all of them.

    Also, 1992 was well after the Guatamalan civil war ended. More lies.

    • rhywun

      That outfit lies constantly. I refuse to waste one second reading anything there.

  23. Evan from Evansville

    Break #2: Put in two-weeks notice in at the Express. Most likely working here til the 21st. Contract to start April 9.

    Pretty chill night, here. (Not working w Dragon Lady helps.)

    Hope y’all are in for your own fun eve.

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