The Hat and The Hair Animated-Ep 98-Iran So Far Away

by | Mar 25, 2026 | Hat and Hair | 19 comments

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19 Comments

  1. rhywun

    Hair’s weary groan… I feel it.

  2. DEG

    “I’m not that dumb”

    HAH!

  3. rhywun

    Satire is truly dead.

    “No human’s existence is illegal, and we quickly changed our wording to reflect that,” the student newspaper wrote, despite noting in its article that Medina-Medina “was living in the United States illegally,” according to the DHS.

  4. Evan from Evansville

    The Hair speaks the most wisdom, but I could party with USA.

  5. Evan from Evansville

    I didn’t get the memo (or forgot) that MLB began tonight a few hours ago, Yanks v San Fran Giants. Only on Netflix.

    No. I *have* Netflix and no. (This bodes poorly for me, especially in Chicago’s Blackout zone.) I don’t like the Yanks and hate the AL (guess it doesn’t matter, now, damn universal DH). And why a Wed? And why only one game and why on Netflix? (Cuz a$$holes, yes.)
    (I also saw the score.)

    Buffalo Sabres v Bruins is doing mighty fine. The former hasn’t been in the playoffs for 14yrs? Ouch. Go underdog, but they’ve been really good recently. I am quite content with this viewing experience. Fuck the Yanks. And fuck Judge. He fucking sucks in the playoffs. Like. Badly. That’s a shame.

    • rhywun

      Maybe I’ll check out baseball after 150 games or so.

      That recent baseball final was… unbelievably lame. Already mostly forgotten, it was so boring.

      • Evan from Evansville

        The Cubs 7 game series against the Brewers for the NL Championship was outstanding. We didn’t embarrass ourselves in any way. We just got outplayed. *tips hat* But fuck those fucks. The World Series went seven games. Wouldn’t call that lame. The winner was kinda obvious, but well-done TOR. You seem to have an affinity for the region. For non-geographic locations, it seems. I approve.

        I like the idea of Buffalo sports teams, just for the small-market underdoggedness. (Same for MIL, but fuck ’em.) TNT announcer said that since ~Dec 9 the Sabres had only lost 6 or 7 games in regulation. I also approve.

      • Evan from Evansville

        If you were talking about the Stupid McStuporson World Baseball Classic? Uh. Yes. Absolutely correct. Blegggggh.

      • rhywun

        I was talking about the WBC.

    • rhywun

      Huh. I had no idea the Sabres were doing well – because… when does that happen. Not paying much attention this year.

      • rhywun

        Oof… not a good year to be a Rangers fan.

      • R.J.

        Hockey or baseball?

      • rhywun

        Hawkey

  6. Threedoor

    Is that Sidney Sweeney in white?

  7. Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

    I filled out my time sheet on Satdee in Ultipro. There was a notice that I needed to acknowledge a document. Now Ultipro doesn’t let you read the document before you acknowledge it. You have to quit, find your documents folder, and look for unacknowledged documents. Stupid. Then I notice some other recently uploaded documents. One of them is a picture of my driver’s license and a picture of my passport.

    Am I crazy for not wanting pictures of my identity uploaded to Ultipro’s database?

    It’s not like Ultipro hasn’t been hacked before. https://krebsonsecurity.com/2014/04/tax-fraud-gang-targeted-healthcare-firms/

    “I’m uncomfortable having my DL and PP on Ultipro.”
    HR blew me off.
    “We are required by law to keep I-9 documentation.”
    OK, but my coworkers don’t have the same information uploaded. And do you need to keep that information on a proven insecure cloud?

    Am I crazy?

    • R.J.

      SUBMIT TO IDENTITY RAPE

      — Some guy named STEVE

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