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CPRM

CPRM

Organic troll farmer.

99 Comments

  1. KK, Plump & Unfiltered

    LOL CPRM love it

  2. robc

    From the links:

    I assume our resident Everton fan will enjoy posting tonight & tomorrow.

    I have a planned comment for tomorrow morning.

    For now though:

    YOU LOST THE LEAGUE AT GOODISON PARK.

    Apparently thats the chant of the day.

  3. Yusef drives a Kia

    Damn funny!

  4. The Other Kevin

    That was great. .25% got me LOL’ing.

    • Fourscore

      Helluva discount!

      • dbleagle

        Ka-chink!

        Great episode and thanks for the plug for Brave. I will start using it more frequently.

  5. robc

    Other OT news update: if anyone remembers my nephew getting assaulted by the marine and a settlement being reached…my nephew never received any payments, which was the state of Maryland’s fault for never doing the garnishment. Today, he received payment in full. The guy is up for a promotion and I guess needed to clear it off his record.

    • Q Continuum

      “up for a promotion”

      wut

      He didn’t get kicked out?

      • robc

        Apparently the whole plea agreement was designed around what the marines would accept.

    • The Other Kevin

      Good news. Hope he takes you out for cocktails, hookers, and/or blow.

    • Brochettaward

      What gets you kicked out of the military is highly dependent on whether your chain of command likes you and what the recruitment environment is like.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Now that you remind me, yes. Congrats! (I guess.) Is he OK?

  6. robc

    Apologies to cprm for going ot.

    • Brochettaward

      Have you heard about CPRM’s taint? He’s a mutant. Don’t apologize to him.

  7. Fourscore

    Another good show, though I’m concerned they are going to miss the UPS truck.

    Thanks, CPRM

  8. ZWAK will kindle all of the dreams it took a lifetime to destroy

    Heh, the Hair is the voice of subtlety and thoughtfulness.

  9. Chafed

    I was not expecting The Hair to be the voice of moderation.

    Loved the background, CPRM.

    I hope Brave really did sponsor you.

    • cyto

      Hahaha….. crazy social media troll woman got an appearance and trolled him. Who could have seen that coming?

  10. Grummun

    Somewhere at Brave Co. headquarters:

    “What the fuck? Get legal on the phone.”

    Good episode.

  11. cyto

    More NPR drama, and this one is … special.

    Former CEO was formally investigated by an outside law firm for racism.

    His crime, as reported to HR?

    He asked employees on a conference call to be civil.

    Apparently civility is a racist dog whistle. No, really.

    https://twitter.com/HashtagGriswold/status/1783240705642471439?s=19

    • dbleagle

      Not surprising. I can’t help but smile when the DEI monster comes after one of the creators.

      • cyto

        Gotta say…. some employee at my company files a complaint like that, I am figuring out a way to fire them ASAP.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      “Would you people please stop slurping your malt liquor or grape drink or whatever the hell that is and be civil?”

    • Not Adahn

      He disagreed with a proud Womxn of Color with a degree from Harvard?

      Serves him right.

  12. slumbrew

    I find myself in agreement with The Hair – the trans character was weird and out of place but didn’t really impact the story.

    • Brochettaward

      Guarantee this shit gets wokified to shit in season 2 and people are eating their words.

      And the casting impacts the story. It impacts what they will do with those characters greatly.

    • Brochettaward

      And the story makes no sense! It’s the same shitty writing you see in almost every modern piece of shit, woke or not.

      • Brochettaward

        Fuck it, I’ll review this shit frame by frame. Just the first episode. Not woke…not woke my ass.

      • slumbrew

        I’m just starting episode 3 and… I’m kinda bored.

      • CPRM

        The Hair said it was fine, not good.

      • R C Dean

        Yeah, I’m with Hair so far, Seeing wokism in every little thing is pretty much the same as seeing racism in every little thing. If anything, the heroine is naive as hell so far, and not showing any symptoms of being a girlboss. The black guy is an idiot and a backstabber. This is not exactly wokism so far (I’m still early on in the show, though).

      • CPRM

        She levels up, but that fits.

      • Brochettaward

        That’s the same shit they said about The Witcher. How did that turn out?

      • CPRM

        I don’t know how the Witcher turned out, because the first season sucked donkey dick.

      • Brochettaward

        Hint – it got worse. And they made the titular character a minor part in his own story.

        This, too, sucks donkey dick. I don’t know how people miss the woke when the entire backdrop to the story is (in a departure from the game, as I understand it) a mega corporation sparks off WW3 to, quote, “win the game of capitalism.”

        But no…it’s not woke.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Witcher wasn’t even about the Witcher which is why nerd lead Henry said fuck it.

      • Brochettaward

        Even the violence in the show is underwhelming. If you stop and think about the plot for even a second, it goes to shit.

        This is only “fine” by the ridiculously low bar people have set for modern entertainment.

      • CPRM

        It had things i recognized and I clapped,. I saw Darth Vader Power Armor!

        It’s better than Disney Wars is the only bar it crossed, but it’s not the most worstest most woke like some people are saying.

      • Brochettaward

        I don’t know who you watched, but Mauler’s take on this was pretty much spot on. None of it really makes much if any sense. The characters are stupid. They say stupid shit. The plot is full of contrivances.

        And it is woke. Being woke isn’t its greatest sin, but it is woke. If you don’t see it, it’s because you don’t want to (as I think many of the game fans don’t at this stage) or because you have become so desensitized to the stupidity that you are overlooking it.

        From the trannie being picked to be a squire to the subtleties of the females in the vault all being brave and superior fighters to their male counterparts. The diversity of the cast as I’ve argued in the past isn’t just window dressing. It has a big influence on how characters are portrayed and what can or can’t be done with them.

        And the trannie is a terrible actor.

      • Brochettaward

        All the leaders are black and/or female outside the father. The father who is basically worthless and would betray his entire community to save his daughter. Which leads to…nothing of consequence happening. As if the choice made any sense to begin with.

        And there’s stuff that may be from the games, but which still makes no sense. I didn’t play the games. I have no attachment to this world. But why does The Brotherhood seek out old technology when they clearly have somehow progressed far beyond 1950’s America?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Valid points. Max does explain to Lucy why the Brotherhood seeks out old world technology, but it was a small conversation that could have been presented better for non-gamers to understand. As for their technology, they are employing the technology of the 1950s alternative universe of America, not anything more advanced, just advanced for a nuclear wasteland.

        Shore up the story, tighten up some of the shots and it will continue to be a mid-tier show that has potential for quite a run and/or spin offs.

      • Not Adahn

        The characters are stupid. They say stupid shit. The plot is full of contrivances.</blockquote.

        How to tell me you've never played Fallout without telling me you've never played Fallout.

  13. CPRM

    I’ll come out and say it. I never played Fallout 1 or Fallout 2, because turn based isometric RPGs are GAF. I bought Fallout 1, and got bored before I left the vault. You can be all hipster and like Baulder’s Gate V, but that is a shitty game experience. One thing I’m sure a lot of people don’t know, because the Witcher games didn’t get popular until The Witcher III, but the original game, on PC, gave you a choice to play Isometric, First Person or Third Person.

    • hayeksplosives

      Well, the important thing is that you provided a top-notch H&H episode

      Thanks for the laughs; I needed them today!

    • UnCivilServant

      You start Fallout 1 outside the vault. Not far, but you do start outside.

    • Not Adahn

      Black Isle/Bioware Infinity Engine games were one of the all-time high points of gaming.

      Planescape: Torment being the Best Game Ever Made ™.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      He’s always been a stupid teller o’ tall tales and now he lacks the mental wherewithal to withold those stories. Best get used to it.

    • Ted S.

      Embrace the power of “and”.

  14. UnCivilServant

    So, I woke up at 2am, and realized I’d slept for some unnatural amount of time like eight hours. I figured I’d fill my time with the stuff I hadn’t gotten to last night when I meant to do it.

    Of course, I managed to spill half a jar of plastic glue and now the house is full of fumes to the point I’m debating going into the office and airing out the house – if only it were above freezing out.

    • Sean

      You’re going gonna have to file paperwork with the EPA and pay some fines. Don’t worry, I’ll notify them on your behalf.

    • rhywun

      Yeah, 26° – wtf

  15. Sean

    I
    Fucking
    Loved
    This
    Episode.

    👍👍

    • hayeksplosives

      Good morning, Sean!

      I’m usually not awake this early but the horse pills they gave me have had me running for the bathroom (or the bucket) about once an hour for the past 48 hours.

      On the plus side I’m enjoying my audiobooks.

      • Gender Traitor

        And good ungodly-hour-of-the-morning to you, hayek! So sorry about the side effects! Hope they subside ASAP! 😕

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, Sean and U!

      I woke up a little early – sometime after 5:00 a.m. – and thought, “Oh no! It’s Saturday morning, and I didn’t turn off my alarm,” a process which requires clicking through four different settings (set hours, set minutes, alarm on/off, and volume high/low) for each of two possible alarms (the second of which I never use.) Luckily, before I did anything stupid, noisy, and counterproductive, I remembered that it’s only Thursday and that the current CEO’s retirement lunch is today. 😳

      • UnCivilServant

        At least you didn’t oversleep?

      • Gender Traitor

        I did not, which is a very good thing.

      • UnCivilServant

        I want to not be at work, but I have no good reason to burn leave (or an excuse for my supervisor)

      • Gender Traitor

        I’m sorry. Have you remediated your hazmat spill? ::searches in vain for gas mask emoji::

      • UnCivilServant

        I cleaned up what I could, but until it’s warm enough to open windows, the fumes are stuck inside 🙁

      • Gender Traitor

        Ugh! 😖 In the meantime, be sure to stick to shallow breathing.

    • slumbrew

      Good tune. Bit of a Elle King vibe.

  16. DEG

    ‘Morning!

    Without an adblocker youtube is unwatchable.

    Yep.

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, DEG!

      • DEG

        Mornin’

        Chilly here in southern NH. I saw some talk of freezing temps overnight through the weekend. Yay.

        Time to head off to the gym.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Apparently that’s how most people watch it though. I don’t know how they do it….must have a high aggravation tolerance.

      • rhywun

        Crazy, right? I once went there on a new machine before installing my blocker. Yikes!

      • Raven Nation

        YouTube won’t let me play vids with my blocker on.

        What is this voodoo you all know?

      • rhywun

        I use AdGuard. It runs outside the browser, maybe that’s how they can’t get their hooks in it.

      • UnCivilServant

        I do not believe you.

        I’m going to need data to change my mind.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Functioning ad blockers, things which are fairly easy for content providers to block, are all the proof I need. Most people are too stupid/lazy/just don’t give a damn but you can bet that if everyone started using them they’d all be disabled.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I don’t mind ads except on YT Live streams, which apparently, I believe the creators have the ability to disable but choose not to. Not sure if true.

    • Gender Traitor

      Thanks for the heads-up!

    • WTF

      Not sure how any of that comports with Bruen, since there is no history and tradition of such requirements.
      I know, I know, FYTW.

  17. Ownbestenemy

    Giving Drinker a run for his money. Excellent episode CPRM

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Interesting that we live in a world where entertainment analysis and often shitting on said entertainment is more interesting and insightful than the entertainment itself. Doesn’t say a lot for the industry as a whole but at this point it kind of seems like shooting fish in a barrel.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Hence Hollywood actually making a run at those who are shitting all over them.

  18. UnCivilServant

    *files timesheet*
    *notices I have five weeks of non-sick leave banked*
    Why does it feel like so little?

    • Ownbestenemy

      I really wasn’t taking leave in a manner that was best for me when I worked in Vegas. All my planned leave seems on track with not having to scramble with some use/lose at the end of the year. However, any I do have I typically donate to our volunteer leave transfer for folks that are on long term leave for medical reasons.

    • Not Adahn

      I’ll have to go negative this year — I committed to too many matches.

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m still saving up for the september road trip and the honey harvest.

      • R C Dean

        If you have five weeks, don’t you have plenty saved up?

      • UnCivilServant

        Wait – You’re allowed to go negative?

      • Ownbestenemy

        I can if final leave balance will equal or go positive by end of leave year.

      • Not Adahn

        Ayup. It’s pretty cool.

  19. EvilSheldon

    Good morning all!

    Nothing to report over here in the east. The boss is over in Europe for a week, so we might actually be able to get some work done. Send coffee!

  20. Not Adahn

    At 8:30 I’ll copy/paste part of an email from the DEI department.