The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 53

by | Apr 9, 2025 | Hat and Hair | 74 comments

I watch a lot of youtube videos about movies, comics and pop culture. It’s something that is ripe for parody. Since I saw some things in an episode of the The Boys that hit on The Culture Wars, I decided this is an arena that The Hat would try to enter to try and win the youth vote for Donald. And of course he’s one of the one’s that has to inject politics into everything. Thus The Nerdgasmic Nerd Lord Podcast was born. The other thing I get to do in these episodes is make fun of youtube sponsorships, since they all suck.

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74 Comments

  1. Sean

    🤣😂

    • Urthona

      Nerdgasmic Nerd Lord also my nickname in college.

  2. DEG

    I like the VPN advertisement.

    • Chafed

      I’m sad the promo code expired.

  3. kinnath

    https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/04/maintaining-acceptable-water-pressure-in-showerheads/

    Presidential Actions

    MAINTAINING ACCEPTABLE WATER PRESSURE IN SHOWERHEADS

    Sec. 2. Ordering the Repeal of the 13,000-Word Regulation Defining “Showerhead”. I hereby direct the Secretary of Energy to publish in the Federal Register a notice rescinding Energy Conservation Program: Definition of Showerhead, 86 Fed. Reg. 71797 (December 20, 2021), including the definition of “showerhead” codified at 10 C.F.R. 430.2. Notice and comment is unnecessary because I am ordering the repeal. The rescission shall be effective 30 days from the date of publication of the notice.

    Trump is pissed about not being able to rinse the shampoo out of his long, flowing locks.

    • Urthona

      Unfortunately it’s a law, but I appreciate the ol’ executive order try.

      • UnCivilServant

        But does the law leave so much up to the executive to define that the law itself does nothing?

      • Urthona

        I mean I hope so.

      • Urthona

        He needs to forget the tariff stuff for now and most focus on getting rid of stupid shit. All the stupid shit.

        There’s so much of it.

      • Urthona

        Maybe a broad “stupid shit” executive order:

        “Stupid shit, hereby banned”.

      • kinnath

        https://www.politico.com/news/2025/04/09/trump-shower-water-pressure-executive-order-00283036

        In August 2020, the energy department embarked on a rule change that would allow individual shower nozzles, but not an entire shower head, to emit up to 2.5 gallons of water a minute. The Biden administration announced plans to reverse that rule in July 2021.

        So, it looks like an EO overturn an Biden EO. Thus within the confines of the current law.

      • kinnath

        More like an EO to overturn a rule which overturned a rule.

      • Sean

        Can he shut my gf up?

      • Urthona

        Maybe.

        It’s worth a shot.

      • R.J.

        Me too.

    • creech

      I hope he soon finds the time to revise the rules about how much fly shit can be contained in black pepper.

    • Chafed

      I wonder if he is distantly related to LBJ.

    • Urthona

      I’ve never even heard of a Great White Shark Seal

  4. Evan from Evansville

    The Prism VPN bit is, indeed, solid. As for The Boys, ‘Woke Wok.’ Damn. Uh. Huh. Why did they think that’d be a) clever and b) important? (Those who hate the Supes ain’t woke, duh. So the ‘gifted’ are relegated to cheap Asian fast food, I s’pose. Yuh-huh.)

    Lord, the BLMBMTs and the cutesy marketing guns to kids… the Left is just so goddamn tedious. Unoriginal and boring. I’ve upped to polite insults in my ex-pat FB community where politics is discussed. The Useful Idiots *really* don’t like being told they’re both, and that their behavior is childish.

    They frump about in protest, showing the pathetic reality of a Useful Idiot scorned.

  5. Sean

    I fucking hate people. All of them.

    • Urthona

      I do not hate Keanu Reeves. He seems like a pretty cool guy.

    • Gender Traitor

      I gather you’re not getting…any tonight. Did your tarot reading warn you of this?

      • Sean

        lol, #fakenews

        I’m feeling better now.

        🤭

    • pistoffnick (370HSSV)

      I fucking hate people. All of them.

      Do you hate Jews? —> Anti-Semit
      Negros?——————> Raaaaaycist
      Wypipo?——————> Not raaaaaycist!
      Womym?—————–>Misogynist
      The Dutch?————–> FUCK YOU!
      Anarchists?————–> FUCK YOU!
      Misanthropes?———> One of Us!

      • slumbrew

        There are two things in the world I can’t stand: people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures, and the Dutch.

      • UnCivilServant

        I hate misanthropes – no nuance.

      • Fourscore

        I hate haters! Well, strongly dislike them anyway. Except Sean

      • creech

        We Dutch have plans for you. You know who else had plans?

      • pistoffnick (370HSSV)

        You know who else had plans?

        Eisenhower?

        “Plans are worthless, but planning is everything.” – President Dwight D. Eisenhower

    • slumbrew

      They are the worst.

    • R.J.

      Good. Let the hate flow through you like a mighty, mighty river.

    • Sean

      I may have spent too much time on Twitter yesterday.

      🫣

  6. R.J.

    ROM forever.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Definitely a favorite character in Star Trek: DS9

  7. R.J.

    Is everybody dead?
    Sleep is for the weak!

    • Gender Traitor

      I had to wash my hair. 👩‍🦰

      • R.J.

        This is acceptable.
        How is everything?
        I just reorganized the garage and put my tool chests up. Now officially all the cardboard boxes I used to move are gone.

      • Gender Traitor

        You don’t keep your boxes???? 😳
        Confession: our two car garage has no room for even one car for all the stuff we have stored in it, including a large pile of Useful Boxes. (Small boxes not suitable for shipping but suitable for gifts are in the top of one of the closets inside.)

      • Gender Traitor

        …and it’s time for me to brush my teeth and go to bed…because I’m weak. Good night!

    • Chafed

      I’m here. I got home late.

      • dbleagle

        I here because it is still daylight.

    • Aloysious

      Just got off work.

      Having a cocktail.

      Warming up smoked pork butt for a little snack. Raiding the pantry for quick cheap and dirty veggies.

  8. Gustave Lytton

    Worthless day. Maybe east coast remote engineers shouldn’t support west coast if they expect to be off by 4pm. Just a thought.

    Also, naming equipment as first floor doesn’t make it so.

  9. Evan from Evansville

    Mornin, reprobates! Headin’ out to work, hopin’ I get scheduled for the more robotic tasks. I’ve also been accepted to Indiana’s vocational rehab thingy, and yesterday I was able to schedule a ‘Job Counselor’ appointment. They have folk that focus on traumatic brain injuries, and I was readily accepted into the program. Oddly and thankfully, they were absolutely cool with my already having ‘a’ full-time gig. I wrote a good cover letter /intro explaining things. Next week I have my conscious sedation procedure to inject cortisone + into the gaps in between the ball/socket gaps in my hips. That’ll be interesting.

    Odd for the week to start on Thurs, but I also get paid today.

    • UnCivilServant

      Morning.

      Not sure if this feels like a vacation if I have to be somewhere on a strict timetable.

    • Tres Cool

      We had a 15.5 hour day yesterday. Today is likely the same, but in rain.

      I like to complain, but today is payday.

      We’ve already established what I am, now its just about the price.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Overly complicated jammomatic would be my guess.

    • UnCivilServant

      Did they just copy the MetalStorm design?

  10. Tres Cool

    suh’ fam
    whats goody

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, homey, U, Sean, Ted’S., and EfE!

      • Gender Traitor

        OK, considering I’m attending a wake this evening. I’m taking tomorrow off, largely to burn Vacation hours because I’m on the brink of maxing out again, but also to attend the funeral (and take a turn keeping an eye on the neighbor’s house.)

        How are you? When does your class start today?

      • UnCivilServant

        Class starts at 8am, so I have 45 minutes before it makes sense to head out the door.

      • Fourscore

        Better to be 45 minutes early than the last one through the door.

    • Rat on a train

      It’s tea time.

  11. Fourscore

    Good Morning, Everyone, lurkers, lurkettes, Feds and State folks, to include any random locals looking for a promotion.

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, 4(20)! How are you today?

      • Fourscore

        Pepper seeds are germinating. I took the baby apple trees outside yesterday to start preparing them for a life on their own. Brought them back in when it started cooling off. They’ll get another taste of the wild again today.

        Going to visit a shut in today. Four “Class of ’55ers” will have coffee in the Senior Apartments. The other 3 are widowers in the past year

  12. Stinky Wizzleteats

    “Largest US Egg Producer Cal-Maine Under DOJ Price Investigation”

    https://www.zerohedge.com/commodities/largest-us-egg-producer-cal-maine-under-doj-price-investigation

    Govt mandates destroying birds>prices obviously increase>company handles it well and profits go up>gets investigated by the DOJ: It seems the Trump DOJ sucks too but I’m not surprised…on an unrelated but sort of related note, whatever happened to all of those Epstein files you ought-to-be-disbarred jagoffs?

    • UnCivilServant

      There has been negligable staff turnover, so it’s not as if we’re talking about a different set of people in the agency.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Maybe it’s really just a PR management half-assed investigation but I’ll go with Occam’s Razor and say Bondi sucks.

  13. Not Adahn

    Good morning!

    New Tron movie trailer looks fun.

    • Rat on a train

      It’s time for Troff.

  14. Fourscore

    Stock market looks to be ambiguous at the start. All the experts are as unknowing as the rest of us.

    History, what’s it good for anyway?

    • Rat on a train

      war?