Like last week, this episode takes aim at pop culture podcasts, but in a separate vein. Since the pandemic every youtube (and some mainstream shows) just kept on doing the ‘lets record our Zoom meeting and call it a show’. So, that’s what I did. I sat in my bedroom studio and recorded me having a conversation with myself talking as five different characters. Of course, unlike the lazy shows it was scripted and I then had to do animation and editing.
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 54
About The Author
CPRM
Organic troll farmer.

Brutal Takedown.
If you had characters with a British accent, a Boston accent, and a high-pitched fast talker, you’d have the same voice acting range as Seth McFarlane, which is pretty good. Maybe try an old man voice sometime? That’s an easy one to do.
You can get a lot of mileage out of repertoire of a dozen voices. Just look at Dan Castellaneta. Getting to Mel Blanc or Billy West territory is way harder.
I bought some flat earth books by Nos Confunden a while ago. The books are less than 40 pages and that is with large print and many maps of flat earth. It reads like it is poorly translated to English. I’d imagine a 2nd grader could write a better book.
Seems like an accurate reflection of people who believe the theory.
Don’t give them the idea of a forever war in space.
But they already have a patch!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strategic_Defense_Initiative#/media/File:SDI_Logo.svg
Star Wars!
Eyes RJ suspiciously.
Watching the ’79 world series, Yankees vs. Dodgers. God, it is so good.
Oops, ’77.
Summer of Sam
Wherein I sigh with weary resignation:
Classrooms in Crisis: Outbursts plaguing Oregon classrooms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om7yVbuap9k
Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with you kids, and hitting them?
comedy gold at 3:16 – “oh, they don’t mean to harm; they just don’t know how to communicate their *feelings*”
Sure, lady. That’s the ticket.
Thanks, CPRM. Always a pleasure.
It must be odd to retroactively go over shit that’s already occurred, despite everything’s plans and protestation.
I do wanna kidnap Lady-Adjacent from Minnesota. Her form would pour right into my bed, cuddles and consternation.
With OMB things hold up very well. I got a couple of sensible chuckles out of this rerun.
I’m waiting for the next step with the holding the Administration in contempt for not complying with a vacated bench order. Damn you Gorsuch! Get your fellow Nazgul to rule on this issue and the related nationwide orders. The Executive is run by the Executive. If the Legislative branch wants to put bumpers in the gutters make them vote on it.
HI is trying to further fuck over 2A rights. The leg out here, and the courts, need a good old fashioned pimp slap.
And skull fuck the 9th Circus on magazine bans.
Shitholes in SPACE!
Ugh, we still talking about that Blue Origin thing?
No. Why are you bringing it up again?
Good morning, all you peoples and ai chatbots!
https://www.cbsnews.com/philadelphia/video/cows-spotted-roaming-through-bucks-county-pennsylvania/
Free steak. 😃🐄🥩
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5VyrdvBjeY
Good morning, Sean and U!
Hoe goes?
Not as bad a typo as “Ho goes”, I suppose.
It’s going OK so far. I have another physical therapy appointment this morning, where now we’ll have to talk about the injury to my knee that I got during last week’s appointment. 😒 Physical therapy: where we address your minor physical discomfort by giving you a worse one.
How are you?
…and good morning. Ted’S.
They rolled out Windows 11 to the VDI environment and it SUUUUUUCKS.
Whoever was involved in that UI design deserves death by slow, public torture, and not the kind that hides their pain in any kind of enclosure.
Their AI spyware team deserves even worse.
My laptop occasionally extols the supposed virtues of Windows 11 to me, and wouldn’t I love to get started on it now? I will continue to disbelieve it and to resist assimilation.
Every new thing I learn makes me less interested in changing over.
Corporate is moving to 11 as 10 goes EOL this year.
I’d sooner install Vista.
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No, I will NOT “up”grade to Windows 11 at this time, but “thanks” for asking. 🤨
My computer’s bugging the hell out of me to that effect too. I think I’m just going to install Linux, the monitoring on 11 is just more than I can put up with.
I’m a sock not a bot.
First break. We have new carts! They aren’t broken and wobbly, not rackety. Tremendous improvement. (My life is very exciting.)
Again shocked and pleasantly pleased time goes by so fast. Just me going ’round and moving shit.
Just went out back to get two big (40lb) bags of salt and eight loads of pine bark nuggets. So just me outside, alone. Wow, and no sarc.
Hit my two vapes cuz I could. Going back soon. Hope y’all are kicking ass. (Ass, im not kicking, but I am punctual. I hope the rest of the day remains so chill.)
I always like gear that works the way it should.
Good morning!
UCS: stewed daikon is a Japanese classic.
Excellent CPRM!
6-7% of the FAA workforce took the early out. 6-7% of our workforce retires every year. Seems that the buyout didnt really move the needle for us
“I’m retiring this year anyway, but I can stay home for the last few months and get a head start?”
– 6-7% FAA
Yepper.
suh’ fam
whats goody
My right big toe just shocked me. Twice so far. More ‘aggressive’ than before.
I also had a slight ‘aura’ s but before that. One shock legit brought me to my knees. Mostly in surprise, not ‘pain.’
This. Is strange . Will monitor. Ruh roh.
On the bright side, Rule 34 implies this is somebody’s fetish.
(As always, I am not that somebody.)