Yes, it is Hot Dog Day in Glibs Gulch. Sitting here on the other side of the country, I smell money and the vague scent of stale beer and vomit in the street.
Links?
“It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes.”
A sad ending. It sounds like she lead a torture life even before Epstein.
George is going to get all the attention he wants.
“I dunno. Do we want another four years of communism?”
Mill Valley is a crown jewel of entitled, progressive retards.
“So if you don’t shape up, I’m going to let Vlad take it all.”
That’s it for me. Peace out, Glibbies. Where’s my solo cup?
Someone is telling Zelenski to sabotage Trump’s efforts with promises of cranking up the money laundering again somehow.That’s my guess. Three guesses who I think it is.
Starmer?
Those three fucksticks that were acting president during Biden’s time. I dont remember their names. That’s my guess but Starmer is pretty likely too. I guess it could be any leftist that had their snout in the Ukraine trough.
Kernel Shitbird and his brother?
Looks like a bit of a sausage party.
But Marin County is far more liberal than the Silicon Valley. In last year’s presidential election, 81 percent of voters in Marin supported Kamala Harris, compared to just 17 percent for Donald J. Trump.
They should secede.
I didn’t think anyone could come close to Donald Hitler’s ability to break people’s brains, until now.
Just to remind us not to believe a damn thing said on/by NBC News. 🙄 (No offense, Spuddy!)
Ha!
“We are the P.C. liberals, you know?” said Vikki Goldman, who resents her Tesla but does not want to pay to break her lease. “What are we going to do?”
Grow the fuck up.
Or toss yourself off a bridge. Either works for me.
Uh… who dis?
And “From our friend Gord Magill.”
Indeed. Choose better, Canada.
He’s a Trudeau shill that was responsible for many of the progressive policies that have turned Canada into a shit hole.
Carney’s been PM for a few weeks now.
Isn’t Carney an unelected party flak?
And people tell me parliamentary systems are soooooo much better! More responsive, and such.
Paging Neph. The Browns did it, Sanders in the 5th round! Bwahahaha
Leave Neph alone. We have him calm and comfortable in a very safe room and we don’t want to upset him. He has tendencies towards self harm at times like this.
Like Herr Doktor Zell, I believe that nerve still has some life in it.
I laughed and immediately thought of Neph when I saw that news.
! dose of locker-room poison, coming right up!
Uh, “1”
I was at a brewpub and had to explain my guffaw to the fellow next to me.
You’re not the only one.
(That was in response to slumbrew, not JI.)
Honestly, I’m shocked the Jets didn’t grab him.
Maybe they’re finally learning. Or, at least, they have Woody Johnson tied to a chair.
“It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes.”
Next you will be telling me John Wayne was a gay.
“John Wayne was a fag. I installed two way mirrors in his pad in Brentwood. Came to the door in a dress.”
Yes, I can quote the entire movie.
“Hey kid, wanna make ten bucks?”
“Fuck off, queer.”
For those interested in AI and the potential for the end of life as we know it I would recommend reading this.
https://ai-2027.com/
It’s a long read and an attempt at outlining advancements in the near future of AI.
It is written by some very knowledgeable people working with AI. It is both insightful on the big picture while horrifying in its implications.
Maybe it will invent fusion and flying cars.
*has nothing better to do, dives in*
I believe it does talk about both.
I’m tapping out somewhere in 2026. At this point I’ll take a robot to fetch me another vodka Dew.
I get it. I read it in a few pieces.
Good thing I’m retiring next year. Maybe. 🙄
Yes, I can quote the entire movie.
Hey, kid, wanna make ten bucks?
Doe it involve a plate of shrimp
I would like to order a bacon wrapped all beef hot dog with mustard and relish, a side of coleslaw, and beers.
I just made that. Only the coleslaw was missing
Did you put the dog in the deep fryer?
I state that is the superior cooking method for bacon dogs. Not that I would turn my nose up at oven baked
There’s a reason Invasion of the Body Snatchers was set in Mill Valley.
Mills girls?
That heathen Trump wore a blue suit to the Papal funeral!
Some silly fun on ESPN 2 (“The Deuce”) – Baseball’s answer to the Harlem Globetrotters, the Savannah Bananas! 🍌🍌🍌
Playing in Clemson’s football stadium. Left field is VERY shallow. 😄
The Bananas are great! They’re at Fenway July 5th/6th, but I’m not sure I’ll be in town…
Actually, it just says ‘Boston’ but they’ve played Fenway before & the Sox are on the road…
But it could be Brockton again 🙁
ESPN’s schedule says July 5th at Fenway! 😃👍
…and they’ll be in Cincinnati mid-June, but it’s sold out! 😞
I can’t help but laugh that ESPN does actually show dodgeball now.
🤣😂
The lean into the joke and the graphics read “The Ocho”, which is just great.
Slippery Stairs is surprisingly entertaining.
I think they leaned into the Ocho years ago cause of the movie
File under: “wear do they teach in school these days?”
https://www.glibertarians.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/20250426_104850-scaled.jpg
This is what my great-grandma was certified to teach.
Admittedly, in 1909 there wasn’t much Oklahoma history to learn.
I’d imagine road building was kinda simpler back then too.
No fancy asphalt machines.
“animal husbandry”
lol
Only a state for 2 years. Not fancy enough yet for a normal school.
I hate that cursive font. Don’t use it for your book cover.
I’ve been logged so a bunch of times today.
Stop being mean to me. 🤬
*out, not so
From this site
https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/s/qCeENdAiW7
25th anniversary of Dogma movie. Rerelease in theaters.
*lights Mojeaux signal*
I just saw Mallrats. I suppose I’ll get around to Dogma some day.
At this rate it will be the Kevin Smith film memorial on AMC.
Does AMC actually show movies any more?
I don’t get that channel but I do get the “History” Channel.
https://www.google.com/imgres?q=history%20channel%20programming%20graph%20sarcasm&imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.chzbgr.com%2Ffull%2F4325190656%2Fh6422CBE1%2Fthe-alternate-history-channel&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fmemebase.cheezburger.com%2Fgraphjam%2Ftag%2Fhistory-channel&docid=5L6GVTrMJuh_zM&tbnid=mWKdtZYGSnLZoM&vet=12ahUKEwimhPmzi_eMAxWoHzQIHdEYAGUQM3oECGsQAA..i&w=504&h=497&hcb=2&ved=2ahUKEwimhPmzi_eMAxWoHzQIHdEYAGUQM3oECGsQAA
lol
Am reminded of Discovery? or The Learning Channel? which used to show content not related to 600-pound women.
Or BBC-America which used to show content from England.
Dogma is the only Kevin Smith movie I like and appreciate.
It’s got a lot going for it, and perhaps its accolades from the Right Thinkers is what forever+ flipped Smith to plain tedium.
Chasing Amy is my favorite of his. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
*stares off into space as “Candy Girl” plays in head*
@slumbrew
Serendipity also explained the old world definition of a woman
+ Say Goodnight, Gracie
Watching old Top Gear episodes makes me nostalgic for when cars were more exciting and not flatscreens with wheels.
I’m riding my ’13 Chevy til it dies, as intended. I’m *really* displeased w the idea of having a god damn touchscreen in my dash.
Subtract. Don’t add, complexity. Yuck, to ’em.
On buying a new laptop, possibility 1. Any feedback?
HP 14 inch HD Chromebook Laptop Intel Processor N200 4GB RAM 128GB UFS Glacier Silver — $190 (Was scoping and thought $300 would be my price point, but will take a deal.)
I only read and write online, no gaming or otherwise. Nothing fancy. I figure cuz I use em all the time, I shouldn’t go bottom bottom tier. I’d prefer what I purchase to last as long as need be.
Yes, Chromebook for several reasons. HP had served me well, but *shrug* I’m not fussy. Cuz my last one lies crashed on my desk. Meh. Familiarity with controls is a positive for me.
HP 14 inch HD Chromebook Laptop Intel Processor N200 4GB RAM 128GB UFS Glacier Silver
Dude, $190 is bottom bottom tier.
Dude. I’m poor. The lowest are like $100. As long as I can read basic shit online and write, preferably with some amount of own-memory, which I do now realize is quite useless, I have no reason to care.
I am glad shit for Everyday Folk is better and cheaper to the point of it not really mattering too much
More upset w the reality cloud storage is ‘the way of the future.’
My generation+ are so stupid. Truly believing in the ‘dream’ of owning nothing.
iPad.
Amazon Fire tablet if you wanna go cheap.
Must have its own keyboard+mouse
Microsoft surface.
You can jump to Windows and Office for $250, or $350 of you wants something convertible.
https://a.co/d/9YQui79
I *may* ask for a tablet for my upcoming bday. I do like those as tools, esp helpful in nomadic lives. Other than coffee and short travel? Great ersatz TVs.
I legit enjoy the stoic simplicity of being able to (still?) fit my life in a bag of luggage, a backpack and my (nice!) computer bag.
I got quite a bit of wear from that particular convertible. It’s slightly larger than a tablet and has a great screen, all of which is more important to you than massive power. I am running Office because it’s convenient and most businesses still use it.
Related to the Canadian news: it appears the governing Labour Party may be re-elected in Australia. Apparently one of the reasons is that they’re connecting the opposition to Trump.
I usually avoid the “people get what they deserve good and hard” cliche but JFC.
Man, this is sad. BJ Penn is not OK.
That is not good.
https://www.profootballnetwork.com/ufc/bj-penn-claims-brendan-schaub-is-actually-aaron-hernandez/
😬
The argument is that MMA is less dangerous than boxing since it’s not just blows to the head and that still rings true – way more grappling than just trading blows.
But, man, that doesn’t sound good at all
“Blows to the head”
In boxing you strike your opponent with padded fists.
In MMA you hit with unpadded (or very lightly padded) fists, elbows and knees, often with a lot more force than any uppercut, hook, or overhand can produce.
Considering its popularity there have to be a lot more ex-MMA fighters with similar symptoms or worse.
An oft ignored statistic is that the introduction of the boxing glove Increased the rate of head injury because in bare-knuckle boxing, punching into a bony structure – ie, someone’s head – hurts. Most of the head injuries added came in the form of concussive brain-rattling rather than the visible, superficial bleeding that they had before. So it Looked safer, but isn’t.
*grumble*
*gripe*
*complain*
*kvetch*
What? Sleep is for the weak, you might as well spill it.
My face hurts.
My head hurts.
My throat hurts.
I’ve slept so much today I can’t rest anymore.
I can’t stand the flavor of cough drops anymore, the menthol is making me gag.
I am just plain miserable.
Hope ya feel better, UCS.
This will be an interesting day.
*looks around*
I had forgotten how good iced coffee tastes in a place like Houston.
Mornin’ Adahn!
Moved 600 pounds of oversized so far. Very chill. Better than 100 grocery stuff.
The shocks have returned. So strange. I want to know if I’m actually hearing the shocks, cuz I *,think* I can. Huh . Time to kick ass again!
Mornin all you fine people.
🥱🦖☕️
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgDszNsdgNs
🎶🎶
Good morning, Sean, EfE, NA, rhy, JI, Ted’S., and ‘Slinger!
😊
Mornin’.
Morning GT
I’m cooking up some sausage patties. Mmmm. 🤤
The only thing worse than BBQ places that charge airport prices are BBQ that charge airport prices and aren’t open yet.
Mmmm…BBQ…
Canadians doing Canadian things…
https://abcnews.go.com/International/number-people-killed-driver-plows-crowd-vancouver-police/story?id=121208203
🍁🇨🇦🚘☠️
30 yo man with no name?
It looks like they may elect another leftist there because Trump.
https://nypost.com/2025/04/26/us-news/mask-wearing-thief-who-allegedly-stole-kristi-noems-gucci-bag-containing-3k-in-cash-passport-arrested-sources/
Illegal ✅
Criminal ✅
In custody ✅
charming 🙄
ThE unDoCUmeNTeD cOmMiT LEsS CrImE tHaN cItiZeNs!!!
It is complicated JI. Let me see if I can unravel this….let savages into your country, you get savagery.
Very complicated.
I was using rhywun’s style of poking at TOS and their dogma.
You would think we have all the savagery needed just in our native population.
I’m still wondering how Noem affords all these luxury goods. It’s entirely possible she has family money, I suppose. I gather her husband is pretty successful in the insurance biz. Even if they have their own legit money, though, I still think it’s a bad look for soi-disant public servants to do the conspicuous consumption thing.
lol
😱
Too big for Tres?
– “He bench pressed 225 pounds for a stunning 36 reps, which would have been the best mark at this year’s NFL combine. Watson also completed the 40-yard dash in 5.93 seconds and recorded 25 inches on his vertical jump”
25″ vertical? Damn
Those are very good numbers for a big man. Hard to know, but I wonder how much of that 450+ lbs is fat (looks like a fair amount) and what he could do without it.
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