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CPRM

CPRM

Organic troll farmer.

47 Comments

  1. Brochettaward

    Hey ma! I’m Firsting with no hands!

    • Chipping Pioneer

      Too easy.

  2. rhywun

    Poor Jerry O’Connell is doing stupid mobile game commercials now with a bunch of other B-listers.

  3. Yusef drives a Kia

    Timeline? What timeline?
    /lost in the 21st…..

  4. Evan from Evansville

    “Since when are *blacks* in charge of Africa?!”

    Damn dark and damn funny.

  5. kinnath

    I like Wednesdays

  6. Gender Traitor

    Happy World Otter Day! 😃🦦🦦🦦🦦🦦🦦

  7. groat scotum

    The funniest thing about Nikki Glaser is her falling out with a bunch of other comedians over her ridiculous tribute song after Bob Saget’s death. Half funny because it was awful mawkish garbage, half because everyone mocking her also had to admit they’re nowhere near as successful as she is.

    She did get a shout out in Crack Amico’s Bad Bitches of Comedy rap, which is something isn’t nothing.

    • rhywun

      Admittedly, I don’t follow comedy but I never heard of this person before this morning. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

      • groat scotum

        This person being all of the above.

    • CPRM

      Kari Wuhrer would show her tits though (but being a TV show they didn’t use that asset)

  8. Ownbestenemy

    Tainted Grail: The Fall of Avalon seems to have great story for a modern game. Could game makers be getting the point to make something fun and unique?

  9. dbleagle

    Niiiice. Good episode this week.

    • dbleagle

      I also second Evan on the blacks ruling Africa line. That got a laugh out of me.

  10. Gustave Lytton

    Midrange hotel has surprisingly interesting liquor list. Expected markup.

    • Ted S.

      As opposed to a wiseass like Sean? :-p

      • Sean

        🧐

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, Sean, Ted’S., U, homey, and EfE!

      • Gender Traitor

        How are you today?

      • UnCivilServant

        I want to go crawl back in bed and go to sleep. I’m not tired, just don’t want to face the day yet.

        But that would go poorly since I have work today.

      • Ted S.

        So a day like any other?

      • Gender Traitor

        Words of wisdom seen recently (not intended as actual advice): “Don’t give up on your dreams. Go back to bed.”

      • UnCivilServant

        Those dreams are freaking weird, I don’t want them.

  11. Tres Cool

    suh’ fam
    whats goody

  12. Evan from Evansville

    Fam’ is good. On first break, now. Chill morning is appreciated.

    The Cubs still remain better than folk think, especially w the hardest month in the MLB season outta the way. Fear the Cubster.

    Had a great talk w Munchkin last night. We belong wayward together. That’d be nice, but she is frequently bitter. (It’d play.)

    I hope everyone’s midweek rivals go wayward in *their* schemes. Upward, gents. Kick ass and take a name.

    • Ted S.

      Funny how everyone understood the abuse of emergency powers during covid, but suddenly overlooks it now that it’s Trump pissing off the Beltway Class.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Sure, also funny how the courts were willing to give a very friendly ear to what the establishment wanted re Covid and are willing to shoot down what the establishment doesn’t want re tariffs willy nilly.

      • Ted S.

        So you’re arguing principals, not principles?

      • Ted S.

        Don’t think the left isn’t going to learn from this and use “emergency” powers for all sorts of shitty things the next time one of theirs is president.

    • Gender Traitor

      Now they’re just making courts up!