The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 59

by | Jun 4, 2025 | Hat and Hair | 57 comments

In this episode I took my dramatic reading skills and applied them to an excerpt from a romance book by the President of Earth, Stacey Abrams. I really have nothing against her writing, the only thing I read was this excerpt, which MOJO said she thought was decent writing. I just was feeling lazy and was sick of the crazy obsession the left had with Abrams, like the above linked video where the Stunning and Brave producers of Star Trek Discovery made her President of Earth. That is a thing that happened.

Since I really don’t think this episode is that good, I’m also putting this video I made for my Patreon (AHEM) where I showed how I make the character models of real people that appear in the cartoon. This is how I made Jessie Ventura for his appearance as the guest host of InfoWars. (Of course my computer was having issues at that time and the damn thing kept freezing, it usually goes smoother than that,)

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57 Comments

  1. rhywun

    Star Trek Discovery

    I don’t believe in the existence of that series any more than a bunch of Star Wars movies that I don’t believe exist.

    • DrOtto

      What are your thoughts on the 3 Indiana Jones movies that have been released?

      • cavalier973

        There are only four Rocky movies that I am aware of.

      • rhywun

        I grudgingly admit the existence of more than one.

    • DrOtto

      Didn’t a later episode of Billions also have a painting of Stacy Abrams featured in the lobby of Axe Capital?

  2. Suthenboy

    Phone-in sequels to preserve copyright….people actually watch those? Why?

    Abrams? The personification of the Democrat party and politics generally.

  3. UnCivilServant

    So, I decided to try to wait for a modnight sale for the Switch 2.

    I am sitting on pavement at the back of a line which will undoubtedly deplete the supply before my chance comes up.

    • rhywun

      lol I waited on line for a Wii in Manhattan a century or so ago.

      • UnCivilServant

        I last waited for a midnight releasein 2014

      • rhywun

        Luckily this was daytime.

        I just bought a Switch a few months ago so I’m not in any hurry to acquire 2.

    • Sean

      Good luck!

      • UnCivilServant

        😁👍

        Hopefully there are enough…

    • UnCivilServant

      đŸ„ł

      Got my Switch 2 home.

      • UnCivilServant

        Awww…. It’s got hours of software downloads to go.

      • CPRM

        A Red Ryder BB gun don’t need no software updates. Should have bought one of those.

    • UnCivilServant

      What?

      Noooooooooo!!!!!!

      Damn you, Canukistan!

    • rhywun

      Maybe they can turn the flagship store into homeless apartments or something.

      • Tres Cool

        Immigrant housing.

    • Gustave Lytton

      I knew they were spiraling the drain, but wow. Missed my chance to buy a blanket.

      • Plinker762

        Have you had your small pox vaccine?

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Bought by seller of cheap chicom plasticHarbor Freight knockoff Canadian Tire.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Canadian Tire dollars are modern day trade beads. It all fits.

      • Tres Cool

        Should have been Princess Auto eh.

    • creech

      Chances are the Great Satan to the south will somehow be blamed.

      • rhywun

        Maybe. Or it’s just another example of the total collapse of brick ‘n’ mortar.

    • CPRM

      A Red Ryder BB gun don’t need no software updates. Should have bought one of those.

      • CPRM

        Gilmored!

  4. Gustave Lytton

    Missed Ron’s good, well better, news. Huzzah!

  5. ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

    On Monday’s America This Week Walter Kirn read from a bizarre introduction to his 75th Anniversary edition paperback edition of 1984. Written by Harvard-educated author Dolen Perkins-Valdez, it came with a trigger warning.

    I had to go looking for the foreword by Perkins-Valdez, a black female writer whose Twitter page features a line from the “discussion questions” portion of her book Take My Hand: “History repeats what we don’t remember.”

    In Take My Hand Perkins-Valdez stressed the importance of remembering episodes like the Tuskegee syphilis experiments and the use of the Henrietta Lacks cell line. Her essay about 1984 argues at length that Orwell’s fictional dystopia is misremembered malinformation. She takes issue with this passage:

    Nor is there any racial discrimination, or any marked domination of one province by another. Jews, Negroes, South Americans of pure Indian blood are to be found in the highest ranks of the Party, and the administrators of any area are always drawn from the inhabitants of that area. In no part of Oceania do the inhabitants have the feeling that they are a colonial population


    “When I read this,” Perkins-Valdez wrote, “I can’t help but think of Ralph Ellison’s Invisible Man and its publication in the United States just a year after 1984 was published in Britain. In Ellison’s novel, whites don’t see blacks, while in Orwell’s novel, there are no black characters at all. As a contemporary reader, I find myself self-pausing.”

    Orwell was a great satirist, but he’d have had a tough time inventing something as clever as a reviewer of 1984, whose protagonist is a professional history-fixer, not seeing the irony in asking for more references to race or colonialism or misogyny to better fit modern political attitudes.

    The Memory-Holing of Everything, Even George Orwell/ Matt Taibbi
    https://www.racket.news/p/the-memory-holing-of-everything-even?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email#media-88fdf648-b3a9-40b6-ada4-b83d7dd22a20

    • rhywun

      I bet George wasn’t even down with the trannies SMDH.

  6. rhywun

    Just heard in a teevee commercial:

    “Less bowel movements”

    Seriously?

    • Chipping Pioneer

      Inorite?

      “*Fewer* bowel movements”

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Maybe they meant fewer bowel movements with less volume so in other words you’re digestive system is working at peak efficiency or you’re blocked up as hell.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        “your”
        Damn you nonexistent edit button.

  7. Evan from Evansville

    Wakey-bakey, Glibs.

    ‘Weekend’ over and time to kick ass. I do hope the voca rehab folk get back to me. I don’t mind my job, really, but I *am* curious as what they’ll think of me re: my extensive testing I did with ’em. I’m kinda a unicorn for them, to be honest, and they frankly admitted it.

    The world is rather fun, even when it don’t seem it. I suppose that’s rather the point. Do well, y’all.

    I didn’t get a chance to watch this last night, CPRM, but I’ll rectify that. (Just not on the road.)

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Didn’t realize they’re The Nutmeg State. Yuck (acceptable for that one glass of spiked eggnog I drink per year, all other times not).

      • Ted S.

        I didn’t know that Gateway Pundit was the Nutmeg State either. I would have guessed South Dakota.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Hmm, I’m going back to bed.

    • Grummun

      And during Pride Month no less.

      Keep up, bro, it’s “Family Month” now.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      The Grimy Boys vs the All Black Bandits. I miss the days of the easily identifiable Crips and Bloods.

  8. Tres Cool

    suh’ fam
    whats goody

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, homey, Roat, Stinky, Sean, Ted’S., and EfE!

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Probably already written, just need to find a politically amenable judge and there are plenty of those.

  9. slumbrew

    Heading to PR, hold down the fort.

    • slumbrew

      I have, however, misplaced my Nat’l Parks Passport. Which is unfortunate.

    • Gender Traitor

      Have a safe & pleasant trip!

  10. Rat on a train

    AMC Theatres to Run Commercials Ahead of Movies, Along With Trailers
    The feature doesn’t start until 30 minutes after the advertised time.
    I didn’t mind sitting through trailers. I didn’t mind when they started showing ads between screenings. When will they start interrupting features for ad breaks?

    • Ted S.

      Thank you Bush 41 for the wickedness of the ADA.

  11. Sensei

    Popcorn, more popcorn!

    Trump Halts New Foreign Student Enrollment at Harvard

    https://www.wsj.com/us-news/education/trump-issues-proclamation-suspending-foreign-students-at-harvard-e62859c4?st=uPXJa3&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

    Trump’s Wednesday proclamation uses a different path to blocking foreign-student enrollment, saying he has executive authority rooted in the Immigration and Nationality Act, passed in 1952, to ban people whose entry would be detrimental to the U.S.