I’ve always been a fan of serialized content over episodic content; being past stories influence the ongoing stories. So when I was trying to figure out how Donald would be able to get rid of any evidence from the Mar A Lago raid I remembered when last we saw USA Hat he was with all the stuff from the raid. I also wanted to make a joke about how no one has a landline anymore.
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 65
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The burning of USA Hat was so much more dramatic in my mind. Didn’t he reappear, disfigured, at a later date?
This is a sad first. Are all the Tulpas eating dinner?
Eating, drinking, and waiting for new South Park.
I just hope it’s not all Trump shit.
The Biden years were a decent return to form, well – some of the time, but the first Trump term, the show blew.
And… it’s literally and visually all Trump.
Funny how they ignored contemporary politics for a couple years there.
Trump as some sort of radical Christian…?
WTF are they smoking.
I can’t tell if they’re punk’ng me or if the episode was as shit as it seemed.
I miss the days of stupid fun shit where everything didn’t have be about fucking politics.
Flamethrower. What could possibly go wrong?
I’m so sick of FedGov extorting money while the victim claims no wrongdoing.
Trump secures $221M Columbia University settlement over alleged civil rights violations
😠
I guess grift trumps their natural Jew-hate.
$221m over three years is a small price to pay for billions of direct and indirect federal handouts.
Companies plead no wrongdoing because admitting criminal wrongdoing may preclude them from doing certain kinds of business. No idea how that applies to “nonprofit” lol education.
He seems willing to spray money across the Ukraine and to wink and nod at “certain” employers of illegal aliens too. Whee!
I hope he manages to keep some principles over the rest of his term. 🙄
Trump and principals don’t belong in the same sentence.
The Navy grabbed her by the pussy.
Seattle woman sues Blue Angels, says military jets terrorized her dying cat and silenced her online.
I hope they start buzzing her apartment complex.
What the fuck. This lady is fucking looney toons if she thinks the Blue Angels killed her goddamn cat. She actually filed this shit in federal court?
Had an incredible time with The Boys (and parents) at Holiday World. They’ve really upped their game with several new coasters. It’s an astonishing place and a good time had by all. “Thunderbird” is an especially cork-screwy ride, launched with a non-gravity boost of acceleration. We went on that one several times. The line was oddly short on that one, with my honest hypothesis being it was a longer walk away through the forest. (The Indiana woods is a beautiful sight from a few hundred feet. Me and forests, kindred spirits, (for some reason)).
However, just got home and my alarm goes off in five hours. I *may* have caught a wink or two in the car, but the morning will be rough. I wasn’t able to have a single catch-up day with my sleep over my weekend, but it’ll have to do. It is quite nice having a gig in the morning where not too much is at stake.
I’ve got a submission in that touches on a funsy writing project, but I’m also coming ’round to the idea of writing my own story. It’s my most obvious ‘In,’ and it is an interesting one. No worries on the sub, however, as I quite purposefully ensured it’s light, with no medical bummer to sap the reader.
Nice. After 13 months on disability it is really hard for me to show up at work at 8AM every day now ugh.
Tomorrow I get a bonus shift at 8PM too whee! OK it should be brief but at least I was able to argue against a 10PM slot during which I might be uh, less sober.
That would be tough.
I’ve been recently thinking how it would be to go to work for someone else after being self employed since 2010.
I’m not sure I could do it.
I suppose I got about three-hours sleep, bordering 3.5. I hope the day goes smoothly. It’s gonna be fuck-off hot but I’m worried cuz I can’t find my jacket. The inside of the store is cooooold, ‘specially ’round the Frozen aisles.
Onward and up, mornin’ glibs and glibbettes. Make something happen.
Sean is late.
Traffic. 🤷🏼♀️
What’s cracking, my Glibs?
😎🦅🇺🇸
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGU_4-5RaxU
🎶🎶
Reaching back a bit farther this am.
Good morning, Sean, Teh Hype, EfE, U, and Sensei!
Morning, How goes?
It goes well, thanks! I trudged through almost half of the recording of the Board meeting yesterday and still have plenty of time to get the draft of the minutes done. Going to another baseball game tonight, the first in a couple of weeks. I just hope it isn’t too beastly hot! 🥵
How are you?
Getting an oil change this afternoon. Am running low on clean laundry, so I’ll have to do that soon. Trying to stave off a malaise.
Have you tried using AI to generate meeting minutes?
ChipP, after 25 years, I’d be insulted if my boss couldn’t differentiate between my minutes and AI’s.
U, I hope you get some interesting ideas for short trips to give you something to look forward to!
“I can’t believe it’s not sarcasm”?
I have today and tomorrow to think of something if I wanted to get it done this weekend.
https://pjmedia.com/david-manney/2025/07/23/everyone-in-the-neighborhood-knew-hillary-was-batsht-crazy-now-the-intel-confirms-it-n4942040
This story is more delicious than a hot fudge sundae.
I need an idea for something touristy to do in New Hampshire. Since I don’t have the leave to do a full-blown road trip this year, I decided to take a few weekends where I don’t have something else scheduled and try and check off states close by where I haven’t actually Touristed – which is pretty much all five of them between New York and Maine.
We’ve never done a NH based trip, so no first hand ideas.
https://www.atlasobscura.com/things-to-do/new-hampshire
That’s all right.
I know a few Glibs live in or close to the state, some even stop by during the morning, if all else fails, the internet is there.
Funny how this site doesn’t show anything resembling the infrastructure side of telephony. Not even an old timey switchboard.
Visit sites related to the Pamela Smart case?
I’ve only been to a wedding in Keene. Nice town but nothing to do that I am aware of.
Were they keen on each other?
My guess is Trump’s ego here again.
https://www.wsj.com/politics/justice-department-told-trump-name-in-epstein-files-727a8038?st=JQwuU9&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink
Do we have anything from a reliable source?
Legacy media doesn’t have any credibility on these topics.
Possibly circular reporting.
Yep. I’m at a point where mainstream media = automatically disregard for lack of credibility. Nothing they say has any measure of truth to it. Every word is angled to attack Trump, and has no other purpose than to find their gotcha moment.
Morning all.
WSJ? I bet they have the letter where she told Trump. I bet she drew a naked woman on it.
Paywalled, but the URL gives the pertinent information from this too local story.
https://www.dailyfreeman.com/2025/07/21/driver-hurt-when-car-strikes-bear-in-town-of-kingston/
It does not have all of the pertinent information – how’s the bear doing?
Why was the bear crossing the street?
To meet up with Robby Soave?
From the picture yesterday he leans twink not bear.
We want to like bears. We try to like bears. They are kind of like a lover who is a mean drunk.
What cuts?
https://midhudsonnews.com/2025/07/24/shrestha-and-metzger-say-1-5-trillion-in-federal-cuts-will-impact-the-hudson-valley/
This is effectively shifting the cost of government from the federal level to counties and local governments
Local government funded by local taxes?
They are upset that state and local governments can’t print dollars.
This is effectively shifting the cost of government from the federal level to counties and local governments
They say that like it’s a bad thing.
Mornin’, reprobates!
Good morning, ‘patzie! How are you and yours?
Hey, GT. Trying to figure out what to make for dinner, the eldest spawn is picky. After much deliberation, we decided on pizza. Like a day off for me, no cooking, no cleanup. How are you and TT?
We’re hanging in there, usually hanging out at Tranquility Base when I get home from work having Attitude Adjustment Hour with NA beer. (We have a running joke with one of the attendants at the grocery’s self-checkout, as we still have to get carded when we buy NA to prove we’re old enough not to drink.)
I’m disappointed that the liquor store doesn’t card me when I buy bottles of distilled spirits.
😭
Carded for NA beer? Speaking of beer, NYC says hold mine. In 2008 I was in the PA bus terminal and went to a kiosk to buy a pack of cigarettes. The nice south Asian gentleman behind the counter asked for ID, pointing to the sign showing that one must be at least 18 to purchase tobacco products. I was 55 at the time, didn’t know whether to be flattered or upset. I settled for flattered.
Who *isn’t* carded for Not Adahn Beer?
GT – “…we still have to get carded when we buy NA to prove we’re old enough not to drink.”
My father is an engineer. Way back when bell bottoms were cool he worked for Parson’s Mining. He was listening to one of his colleagues complain about having to design parking lots for a project they were working on and he ribbed the guy about shitty parking lots. “Oh yeah? You think it is easy? You do it then. ”
He is a very competent engineer so he took the guy up on it. He had to redo it about five times because he kept screwing it up. Apparently designing the streets and parking lots that everyone complains about is tougher than it looks. There are a million things to take into account that you dont see coming.
I suspect writing law is a lot like that. To compound the problem….look at who has the job.
On the topic of parking lots, I like the feature I’ve seen in a lot of WalMart lots where there’s a walkway between the parking spots so you’re not competing with cars going in and out of the place. So it’s lane – parking spot – walkways – parking spot – lane. They could improve the flow getting in and out though.
It’s hard trying to anticipate and regulate human behavior. You can probably just about manage to get it good enough in very limited areas like, parking lots and building atriums, with a lot of study and experience. As the realm you are trying to manage increases in size, variety, or population arithmetically, the complexity increases exponentially. At the scale of even a small nation it’s beyond any hope of even rough control. To bad no academic or politician is able to understand this.
I’m about goddamn tired of tossing and turning starting at 3am. The temperature regulation in this room sucks. Even a thin blanket = too hot, stick even 1 foot out and freezing. The pillows they have in this bed suck too. They’re either too long (fuck a king size pillow), or too square like a couch pillow.
I just want a decent nights sleep again.
Have you tried Opiates?
They do not agree with me very well.
“A naked Florida man started a fire, tore holes into the ceiling and wreaked havoc inside a Planet Fitness before police exposed him hiding in a tanning bed, according to cops.”
https://nypost.com/2025/07/24/us-news/florida-man-henrry-antunez-avarad-naked-planet-fitness-rampage-leads-lee-county-sheriff-to-tanning-bed/
Good. That place sucks.
Sounds like he was already exposed.
They should have turned on the tanning bed, cranked it up to extra crispy, and just hung around pretending not to know he was in there for a couple hours.
They should give him a Home Depot gift card.
Bingo. He got what he wanted. If he said he wanted more rice imports and a 15% tariff we wouldn’t be where we are. I’m still not happy, but it could. indeed, be worse. It also plays Mexico and Canada against Japan. Both are being threatened with 25%.
https://www.wsj.com/opinion/japan-trade-deal-donald-trump-tariffs-shigeru-ishiba-70f60e60?st=zysYoQ&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink
I’m irrational. More agricultural exports doesn’t satisfy me, because I want more incentive to manufacture in this country. American owned and American made.
Ultimately, what I want is to be able to buy quality consumer goods that were made here and I’m not talking symbolically finished here so they can be labelled as such.
“Kamala Harris’ ex-lover Willie Brown warns her of ‘difficult’ road to win California governor’s race after resounding 2024 loss
“She may not want to run for governor of the state of California,” the 91-year-old Democrat continued. “That may not be where she should be going. I think it’s going to be difficult for her to win that job.””
https://nypost.com/2025/07/23/us-news/kamala-harris-ex-lover-willie-brown-warns-it-will-be-difficult-for-her-to-win-california-governors-race-may-not-be-where-she-should-be-going/
“The way she ignored the balls just wasn’t gubernatorial.”
“A serial shoplifter with more than 200 busts on his rap sheet — and an apparent grudge against a Post photographer — is facing new theft charges after cops said he snatched a batch of Modelo beer from one of his favorite haunts, a Duane Reade pharmacy on Broadway in Lower Manhattan.
Laron Mack, 53, who seems to have a taste for the Mexican brew, tried to kick photographer Steven Hirsch after his latest arrest this week — a rematch for Mack, who lunged at Hirsch and smashed his camera after an earlier shoplifting arrest in 2022.
A man kicking at a police officer during an arrest.
On Wednesday, he was arraigned on petty larceny and possession of stolen property charges after allegedly trying to make off with 18 Modelos from the Manhattan retailer on Monday.
He was released without bail — as he always has been because the charges don’t qualify for bail under the state’s controversial 2019 criminal justice reform statute.”
https://nypost.com/2025/07/23/us-news/beer-loving-nyc-shoplifter-with-over-200-busts-at-it-again-but-quickly-set-free/
anarcho-tyranny
This type of recidivist? Summary execution behind one of the stores he’s repeatedly victimized.
This shit stops when the store owners give the fucker a wood shampoo. Of course in NYC that would end up with the store owners having the book thrown at them for daring to deal with someone stealing their property.
Democrat rule in a nutshell.
suh’ fam
whats goody