This episode was banned by Youtube and removed for spreading conspiracy theories. The only problem is, I was making fun of conspiracy theories. The bulk of the episode is USA and Blue USA having an incoherent conversation about conspiracy theories. This is something that has become the norm when having breakfast at the local diner in my small rural town in the Trump era. Uneducated old farmers talking crazy conspiracy politics over a meal, too dumb to know what they’re talking about and too deaf to understand what the other person said, but too proud to admit it; so it becomes an incoherent mess.
I believe the banning was my fault. I think accidently hit the ‘Report This Video’ button and whoever reviewed it got their mind exploded. I petitioned, but to no avail. So this video is hosted here on Glibs, hopefully the site plays nice and you are able to watch.
On a completely unrelated tangent, I recently had a metal roof put on, and my cell signal in the house went to shit. So I bought a cell signal booster and now that I am showered in 5G power my virility is off the charts! Embrace the 5G, feel the virility!
I need to talk to the manager. EXCUSE ME. I SAID I NEED TO TALK TO THE MANAGER.
I have heard that conversation at the county precinct meeting.
Found the source from the other day:
https://www.whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/2025/07/fact-sheet-president-donald-j-trump-is-protecting-the-united-states-national-security-and-economy-by-suspending-the-de-minimis-exemption-for-commercial-shipments-globally/
In addition to deminimis going away for all shipments, even individuals’ purchases from overseas, travelers’ allowance will decrease from $800 to $200 for accompanied baggage. Fuck you Trump. And fuck your idiot hangers on like that bald headed pimple Stephen Miller and your current spokes cunt.
Unfortunate, but consider the alternative.
maga…
Where Trump backs Elon and pops the Miller zit? I’d buy that for a dollar.
War on drugs is the gift that keeps on giving.
Yeah, that’s the excuse. Bullshit that deminimis has anything to do with importing drugs. Like cartels or tongs or the CCP gives a shit about paying nominal tariffs on a package containing illicit goods.
I am so tired, folks.
I could use a nap too.
Hey ruod, don’t remember seeing you for awhile. Stick around, bro!
Woh woh woh. Settle the fuck down guy. There’s only one Bro on this site.
Agreed with RC. Sit a while and chat, bro!
The voice of the MAGA hat reminds me of these drunks arrested in a certain state. Guess which one. Go on, guess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20gwfCjf5_A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNvaIvJ_vwA
Huh. Thats weird.
Government-run grocery store in Kansas City forced to shut down thanks to rampant shoplifting and empty shelves
“According to local media, the store has received $28,997,400 in taxpayer money through bonds, loans, ordinances and subsidies.”
A MILE! Are you kidding me? They have to walk a mile to shoplift now?
“The next closest options, including Happy Food Center, Family Market, Aldi, and Save A Lot, are all at least a mile away.”
I’ll just wait for the the pictures of the bodies in the street.
$30MM for a fucking grocery store?
JFC.
29 megabucks for graft; 1 megabuck for 7 years of operation.
Well the story says they opened in 2018. So its 30MM spread over 7 years.
What grocery doesnt need $4.3M in outside funding per year?
I grew up poor in the “inner city” and literally every family had at least one junker to carry them to suburban supermarket nirvana.
Sucks that the residents largely destroyed their own neighborhoods but the local city supermarket died about sixty years ago and for most people it’s not coming back, not at affordable prices at least.
Korean, Mexican, Middle Eastern
Coming soon to fill the void.
Your depiction of Hunter is fabulous. Makes me almost kinda wanna join Cracky.
I went on a date tonight. Wow, first time in two years. She’s Sri Lankan, which is interesting for me, and incredibly soft-spoken. She’s very pretty, and I was worried her FB photos were hiding something, but she’s remarkably slim.
I did my best to listen rather than speak, but she is quite quiet, so I had to lead much of the time, and I think I navigated it ok. She did happily lead us around the park on our little walk. I stopped for a few nature moments. The sinking sun had fun rays piercing through the trees. We also looked at fish!
My impression? Well, I’d love to hear more from her. We may have fundamentally different personalities, and I’m guessing she’ll balk from me. That’s ok, though, hey. I’d love to know more. I strongly predict I won’t hear more, but maybe I struck a chord. Humans, such tricky social primates, we are.
Speaking of fundamentally different personalities, I’ve got a new piece scheduled, and a part is about fundamental differences between me and my bro. Almost identical, yet *completely* different. I’ve included a few fun pics and it’s purposefully playful.
2 years? Dude.
😳🤯
(That bad? I know. WTF do folk do here? I’m so outta sorts. in so many ways, in Carmel, IN.)
I’m going out of my way to talk to more folk, a little mission of mine. Well, if ya fail 70% of the time, you’re a baseball player pushing $20M a year. (See also: Jokes.)
You need to get laid.
This is highly accurate. It’s a problem I’m trying to rectify.
I accidentally got a couple hand-jobs in Korea, but I’m not trying to recreate that mistake. But I’m tempted.
Just curious, Evan, how does one get an accidental hand job?
And where in S. Korea?
/asking for a friend
“It was a million to one shot, doc”
@Furthest Blue: (Nice to meet you!)
I lived in Daejeon, near City Hall, for seven years. Well, I went to a massage parlor. I legitimately wanted a massage. Deep tissue shit. Whatever I can get. It’s late, and they’re open 24/7/365. Popular service in Korea.
Near the end of it, she turns me over and strokes upward on my thigh, then asking me if I wanted to continue. I asked how much (in Korean), and it was 30W. ($20 is worldwide.) So she stroked me off, but I never got off. It’s so fucking awkward, and I don’t piss under pressure well, let alone froth forth with my essence.
I did have a proper prostitute come visit me in Russia. Oh, the life I lead.
Same as downtown!
I would love to hear the Russian prostitute story as well?
@Furthest: It’s a longer story, but I went to Vladivostok for a weekend when I was living in Korea. I went out to find chicks and was in the mood, but struck out. Once with a 14-year-old. WE WERE IN A BAR! She was drinking tea and I thought it unusual, and eventually I found out.
I somehow got a girl on some app. She came over to my hotel and was cute. Banged, but she was remarkably performative. False and loud sounds. The neighbor banged on the wall for HER to keep it quiet. I don’t think I came that time, either. I can piss and walk, but sex is oddly different.
Hah, the struggle is real; my old (Korean) co-worker moved back to Seoul and was complaining he couldn’t find a place for an actual massage for his fucked up back – all of them turned into attempted rub-n-tug sessions (he’s straight-laced enough that I’m sure he declined each time).
Good for you. I’m coming up on a year since my last date. Been 3+ years since I did the nasty. Just don’t give a shit anymore.
The juice is not worth the squeeze.
suggested music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10qEOmZaYZg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqowmHgxVJQ
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Snoopy’s thin and stoic brother, (and the only one with a mustache) Spike lives in the desert outside of Needles, California. He prefers a quiet, solitary life. His closest friends are the cacti and tumbleweeds. Spike is thoughtful, and at times, melancholic.
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I’ve been shot five times, knifed twice, bit on the ass by a pig, stomped on by a horse and sat on by a mule and once, in the winter of ’91, a grizzly chewed off my big toe. And I’ve survived two avalanches, three blizzards, five Indian uprisings and seven Presidential elections, but I’ve never been owned by no woman nor dog…and I’ve come too far down the road to let it happen to me now.
***
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqaYhdoDNMg
Same. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just don’t give a shit anymore.
Same. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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I just turned 38. I’m a young man. I quite care.
Rather otter-like, am I. That may sell…
FWIW I gave a shit slightly more when I was 38 but not that much more than now.
One longish relationship was good enough for me; it taught me that I didn’t especially want another one.
Two years.
Been there.
More than once.
Oh, how I laughed:
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Wendy Norman has always been upfront about the fact that she had her 18-year-old son Alex using a sperm donor. She recalls picking the profile of the donor, which said he was 6-foot-4, athletic, had an IQ of 160 and was pursuing a neuroscience engineering doctoral degree. But the donor was actually a college dropout who has been hospitalized for schizophrenia and spent time in jail.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOsQD9KVxM4
Reminds me of the story about a greedy fisherman’s wife:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fisherman_and_His_Wife
She probably also had a dream about fucking an octopus or something.
Where is my shocked face… 🙄
Why would someone pushed for money lie?
At least I wouldn’t have been lying if I said I was 6’5”
Jay-sus, the Glib bi-modal distribution strikes again (we’re wee or huge).
I am neither wee or huge. I am but First.
Everyone is wee Slum.
More 😮:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/textbased/news/text-14997575/Government-run-grocery-store-Kansas-City-forced-shut-thanks-rampant-shoplifting-shelves.html
CWAA:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14996723/Neighbor-hell-erects-TRAIN-horn-roof-house-blasts-three-times-day-amid-ongoing-petty-dispute.html
Jesus, torches and pitchforks for the second story’s guy. What a jackass.
Here we go again, boys ‘n girls. Time to walk the aisles, and my commute begins now.
Rock on, all y’all. I *really* hope I work with Cutie Colleague today. I’d also really like to pork the Sri Lankan Cutie. Difficult act to juggle today. The work gal is far more personable. I hope your pork is settled today as we get porked by DC. Should be a fun drive. Onward, upward we go.
Bonjour Glibs !
🥐👨🌾☕️
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPXIgEAGe4U
🎶🎶
Good morning, Sean, EfE, Ted’S., Suthen, homey, and ChipP!
Now I want a croissant! 🙁
You can have my IT problems! 😀
https://www.audacy.com/kywnewsradio/news/local/philly-to-return-frank-rizzo-statue
Look, sizzle chest…
Guess I should add context
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrY8vH3iDms
I was going to say they should move on, but that’s the wrong mayor.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/energy-costs-rise-staying-cool-growing-challenge-for-many-low-income-americans/
“ According to his research, between the summers of 2023 and 2024, climate change increased wholesale electricity costs by an average of 35% in the New England region, 30% in California, 20% in Texas and 17% in New York.”
Thats quite the amazing research right there.
🙄🤮
Yeah, blaming it on so-called climate change is quite the base-stealing exercise.
“…climate change caused…”
Raise taxes cuz climate change. Climate change caused rise in cost so raise taxes to fight climate change.
That is quite the self-licking ice cream cone there.
I guess it is easy to see how pols can become so cynical. “She just lays there with her legs in the air, what am I supposed to do?”
Everything bad is due to climate change, it’s the ultimate catch all. I blame Putin, the Red Chinese, and…uh…fentanyl.
Actually, Climate Change did sort of cause our energy bills to spike here…
https://nypost.com/2025/08/10/opinion/new-jerseys-insane-electric-bills-could-cost-dems-the-state/
The article doesn’t say where the utilities are now sourcing their energy from. Probably from PA.
Heard about the mess in Jersey. Remarkably, rates seem to be unchanged here in NY despite the state doing everything in its power to make it more expensive. Higher bill last month with heavy AC usage but the month before was the same as it was a year earlier.
Spoiler: It won’t cost Dems the state.
LOL flat-out lies is all the have.
suh’ fam
whats goody
My work account jas expired again LOL
This despite being on Teams with my supervisor. I just can’t connect to the required VPN.
So, paid time off today? Maybe tomorrow while IT is still troubleshooting? 4 day weekend!
LOL I wish.
IT has been talking about “fixing” stuff, but heaven knows what work is going to be like the first morning after the “fix”.
And the message from IT my supervisor just forwarded is clearly from someone who speaks India English and not English as a native language. 🙂
Hopefully they will do the needful.
As a manager from India literally messaged us on Teams once, “team pls try to progress the good production on today”.
LOL my boss is Indian but he has lived in New Jersey for I guess around 20 years. He has been doing the English improvements.
Mornin’, reprobates!
Good morning, ‘patzie!
GM 🙂
AMC! 😃
Great morning to all the Glibsters, wherever you are!
Good morning! It’s another day under 100 degrees so it’s a good day.
Mornin’ all.