The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun 68

by | Aug 20, 2025 | Hat and Hair | 48 comments

Scientists unveil pair of ‘mummified alien’ corpses to Mexico Congress Just to remind you of the context of the opening joke. The rest of the episode delves into The Hair’s sexuality, and it’s a bit…disturbing. Enjoy!

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48 Comments

  1. Rat on a train

    They’re undocumented immigrants!

  2. DEG

    I like how The Hair shut the Hat up.

    • Ted S.

      I’d have expected the Hat to be a moaner.

    • Threedoor

      They could have saved 100 pounds with aluminum heads.

    • Plinker762

      He could have at least lit up the tires once, although those tires are pretty damn skinny.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      I remember seeing someone slip a Buick Grand National drive train, turbo 6 with 5 speed, into one of the midsize wagons back in the eighties. Dead stock looking, it was the ultimate sleeper.

      • Threedoor

        Regal T type was a sleeper out of the box.
        Not sure if they came as a wagon.

        G body wagons must have been fairly rare, there is one running around my town but I can’t remember seeing others.

      • DrOtto

        Guy I knew shoved a Callaway twin turbo motor into an early ’80s El Camino. He kept the 14″ Chevy rally wheels. It would brake the tires loose at 60mph without breaking a sweat.

  3. dbleagle

    Thank you CPRM for not doing a Hair Pride Month special.

  4. Evan from Evansville

    Get your game on, boys and girls!

    Commute now and I’m legitimately excited to see Cutie Colleague. I hope she wore those ass-revealing tight slacks today. That’d be a good sign. Onward and upward, my friends. Time to kick ass at work. (Aren’t y’all already there?)

    • rhywun

      Caught some of the earlier action. I had to wiki whyTF actual tennis was playing on a Wednesday.

      Good for them. Was the entire field singles players except them? I can understand the negative reaction from, well, everyone.

      • Ted S.

        Almost entirely. One American woman had the highest-ranked American doubles player for a partner, but Vavassori (#13 in doubles) was the highest ranked men’s doubles player. He and Errani only got a wild card because they raised holy hell.

        There were also only 16 teams instead of what I think has traditionally been 32.

    • Ted S.

      Including the NYT writers.

    • rhywun

      immigrant workers

      🙄

      I wonder if the NYT has penned hundreds of articles against the idea of any other (non-western) country enforcing its sovereignty.

      • UnCivilServant

        Are they pro Belt-and-Road?

    • Ted S.

      And fuck over the people who actually produce the electricity, too.

      Our local shitbird legislator wants the state to take over the local utility.

      • Rat on a train

        Price controls have a long history of …

      • Ted S.

        Enriching the politically connected.

    • rhywun

      while repeating her policy stances to invest in solar and nuclear energy production

      What could possibly go wrong with government “investments”? The returns are gonna be lit.

  5. Tres Cool

    suh’ fam
    whats goody

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, homey, EfE, Roat, Ted’S., and Sean!

      • Gender Traitor

        So far so good, but it’s early yet! How are you?

      • Ted S.

        Our offshored IT is still shit.

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m making all sorts of poor decisions. Instead of going back to sleep I stayed up and am now running on less than four hours sleep, counting yesterday’s nap

      • Gender Traitor

        Ted’S., are you at least able to get access to the system, or are your credentials not working again?

      • Gender Traitor

        Oh, well, U! As long as it’s a remote day and you don’t have to drive on so little sleep.

      • Ted S.

        We have to log into a VPN, amd that’s where it’s telling some of us that our accounts are expired. I can log onto the computer and access my Teams account and work email, but can’t do real work.

      • UnCivilServant

        It is a remote day, but I know better – I’m angry at my self-sabotaging behavior.

  6. Evan from Evansville

    The folk in the back all speak Ethiopian.

    Wasn’t expecting that. No sign of Cutie Colleague yet. *Frown*

    • Ted S.

      Technically Amharic, or some other language.

  7. Evan from Evansville

    We are not winning the division, but your Cubs swept the division- leading Brewers in Tuesday’s double -header and again yesterday.

    We go again at 2:20 after I get off work at 2. *Beams*

    No Cutie Colleague, yet?
    *Frowning increases*

  8. Common Tater

    GM 🙂

    • Gender Traitor

      Gluteus Maximus to you too! 🙂

    • Rat on a train

      ДУ

    • Ted S.

      VD

    • rhywun

      GM 🇩🇪

      Oh, rats.

    • slumbrew

      OPP

  9. Rat on a train

    I hear the pitter patter of little feet through the house. One of the cats runs more than walks.

    • rhywun

      Or you have a mouse problem.

    • slumbrew

      Cat-owning rat is a major flex.