Hello. Let me tell you about a friend of mine named Jedediah, after his grandfather in the war.
He didn’t make much money, but he kept his family fed.
One afternoon he was hunting for to put some meat on the table, when an errant shot was fortunate enough to hit a wet oil spot, yippee!
His family went hungry that night.
The speculators looking to acquire mineral rights said, “Sir, you should relocate to a more suitable location”, and so the family moved to a tony neighborhood in California with concrete ponds and movie stars.
They developed urban squirrel hunting and swimming raccoons just for fun.
Jethro Bodine was fundamental in the field of guzintahs, which is how we observe dense matter.
Mr. Clampett developed the 15 round crack back shotgun, loved by gun nuts the world over.
Granny made over 300 cooking shows in her lifetime, introducing the world to buzzard gizzards, pelican feet and so much more.
I spent many hours watch Mr. Drysdale trying to cajole them into investments only to see them squander their fortune on Whammo Frisbee…
whose stock tanked soon after a poor result in a lawsuit.
The Clampetts and disc golf will never be the same again.
Writing from the 23rd, on a visit, be back soon!
“I’ll have some of what he’s having.”
3 guzintahs go into 6 twice
Here is an interesting deep dive into exactly why the Dems are keeping the government “shut down”.
Surprisingly, it is all about Gov. Greaseball providing free health care to illegal aliens. 🙄
Grift and control,
No need to read rhy,
Same page you and I
True.
The extent of the grift surprises even me. I can now see why they are so desperate to keep it going.
Unpossible, I was assured illegals were not being provided health care at taxpayer expense. I saw it on the “news”.
That’s Governor Oleogenous Buffoon to you.
What happened to Ellie May?
She made a nce career in porn,
She owns onlyfans
Something about deep dives in the cement pond and Prince Andrew
Managed not to die of cervical cancer.
Tough bullet to dodge in that industry.
Ouch
Because of my skin cancer , I have to wear long sleeve shirts at all times and if I bump any into anything I bleed stuck freaking pig , fortunately , I am worried and he all the time that it’s still f****** sucks
Or something like that
Wait a few years, the slightest bump produces a bad looking bruise just under the skin. The slightest scrape and the skin slides away.
It could be worse though.
Thats me right now, I bought bu.bers for my shins
I noticed a big change in the durability of my skin at about 45-46.
Reminded me of my dads hands and how thin the skin looks.
I noticed that at around 55 I got that slippery old-man skin that old people have.
3d, my doctor calls in tenting, check it out and be careful of your skin
I just bought a bump cap. Tired hitting my head or near misses.
Money siphoned to safe account and credit freezes on all Big Three. It was a fun ride, but I’m happy my own Red Flags were alerted, ‘nursing a semi’ to borrow a lovely Clarkson phrase. Special thanks @Jackdaw (Tulpa alert?!) for linking that Reddit! I talked to programmer-business-owner bro and he did some cyber-fu. The email and name is from a real person, but the domain was changed to .us from .com. Most tellingly, that domain had just been set up five days ago, right when I was first contacted by them.
The ‘person’ on Teams was asking me to take fucking screenshots of my phone’s bank app so it could show me where to find the ‘Transfer’ button. Much goofiness. I’m gonna confirm with the real company’s IT guy bro hooked me up w, but ghosting’s the name of my game. If the check actually clears, uh… I’m happy for the $2150!
Always look on the bright side of life! *wee woo, wee woo, wee woo wee woo wee woo*
Dont get cocky young man, stay smooth and dont get ahead of yourself
Psh. “up $2150” means ‘look at it.’ I’m remarkably frugal. Spending outside of necessities requires *considerable* cause. And necessities mean it. I may own nine t-shirts.
Job search will continue, again focusing on remote opps. Part of the journey.
Good, stay frugal and win the game
/26 tee-shirts
Glad you were able to avoid getting your account drained! Not a complete Tulpa, just a proud member of the Loyal Lurker League since the days of TOS.
Oh stop Tulpa admit it and yield to the Glibs!
My tinnitus is so bad I just lost all hearing, not cool
It sounds like a 16k scream in my ears, forever
/shoot me
That sucks
Tinnitus is the friend that never leaves you.
/fellow afflictant
Shitty condition, but a nice word.
It’s just got a lovely ring to it.
Chinnnngg!
Sheeeeeeee!¡!!!!!!
It sucks
Evan, I can send you some very nice shirts if you like, they are just a bit short for me, hit me up
Joel Kotkin with a great article on progressives being unable to govern cities.
https://www.city-journal.org/article/los-angeles-karen-bass-chicago-brandon-johnson-new-york-zohran-mamdani
Saw that. “Progressives” don’t actually want to govern in the old sense. They just want power and back slaps.
But we’re just seeing a repeat of the 70s. The urban violence and population losses were far greater then than now so buckle up, it will get much worse in those places.
A federal judge has ordered me to post here.
🧑⚖️🌤️👀
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCG2XNaODnM
🎶🎶
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/11/new-mexico-news-station-tries-garner-sympathy-food/
30 fucking years. Deport her to Canada.
How did this person wind up at the top/front of the station’s Rolodex anyway?
If that’s the most sympathetic example they could find… hoo boy.
It’s a teacher work day as some schools are polling places. The house won’t be as quiet as it could be.
You need to train your children better.
suh’ fam
whats goody
TALL BUCKEYE CANS!
/working @ tOSU this wek
My condolences.
Easy testing, decent weather….
Good morning, homey, Ted’S., Roat, and Sean!
Morning.
Good morning, U. How are you today?
I missed dinner, slept with the lights on, nearly overslept, barely got caffiene and food before I had to be at work.
On the other hand, I now have bacon.
Bacon makes it all worthwhile! 😋👍🥓🥓🥓
I bought corelle ware because I haven’t had matching dishes.
Decided to decant my breakfast salad into one of the bowls. It feels surreal to not use the store packaging.
You’re living life in the fast lane
Corelle is considered fine China here, a step up from even top of the line garage sale quality
No, it’s not China, I made sure it was Made in the USA!
/intentionally missing the point.
Cheney dead:
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/dick-cheney-dead-age-84
I didn’t realize he was “only” 84.
He didn’t take Liz out with him….
I try not to speak ill of the dead — but in hindsight, it is pretty clear he wanted an excuse to take down Iraq and an excuse to ram through the Patriot Act for his intel buddies… and boy, did he not let a crisis go to waste.
I suppose his daughter isn’t quite as worthless, so that’s something… still, may he eventually find peace in the arms of the Lord — I just have to assume there’s going to be a lot of purgation in his best scenario and will leave it at that.
Yeah, all we’re going to get today are reminders of the decades of useless war he helped usher in.
Yay.
Yes. I make no note other than he has passed.
Another draft dodger gone, a few more to go.
GM 🙂
My Bacon is Gone!
What did you do with my Bacon?!
I haven’t eaten pork in over a decade.
So you didn’t eat it, but where is it?!
…oh
Nevermind.
I ate it.
Your stomach?
“The American headmaster of an elite private school and his teenage son were both stung to death after they were attacked by horrifying Asian giant hornets during a vacation.
Daniel Owen, 47, and his 15-year-old son, Cooper, were swarmed and stung more than 100 times while they were ziplining at an eco-adventure resort near Luang Prabang on the Mekong River in Laos on Oct. 15, local authorities said.
The pair were assailed by the insects — which grow to up to 2 inches long and have a quarter-inch stinger — as they struggled to descend from a tree with their guide, the Times reported, citing local health officials.”
https://nypost.com/2025/11/03/world-news/private-school-director-son-stung-to-death-by-swarm-of-asian-giant-hornets-on-zip-line-vacation/
yikes!
“vacation in Laos”
lol No
Well, I’ve got a 2x/yr neurologist appt to go to and wasn’t able to get the MRI they tried to schedule for me in between. Gotta update her on my little seizure sojourn Oct 6 and a few not as severe. Then I’m off to the bank to make sure I didn’t fuck anything up with my account and the scamsters trying to ’employ’ me.
After that? Well, I do still have today and tomorrow off, so likely back into the furnace to search for *legit* remote work. Hope to chat with MN Munchkin later in our odd ‘Two-Yanks in King Arthur’s Court’ duet.
Take care all. Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do!
Is the metal in your body MRI safe?
Mornin’