Heh, 69. That was the thrust, so to say, about how this episode went down. It had to be all about sex. It was kind of hard to do, I really had to squeeze it in there. I wanted to play up the middle school locker room vibe that so many simps around Trump exude. Interesting that this episode opens with a joke about the Zionist conspiracies, but youtube didn’t ban this one, I guess it’s a cut above the other conspiracies. So enjoy hats discussing having sex with AOC. This is the climax of political discourse and why you come to glibertarians.com to stay abreast of politics.
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun 69
About The Author
CPRM
Organic troll farmer.
Showoff
That’s the perfect ending.
A happy ending if you will.
I ‘volunteered’ for a few Happy Endings.
They did not end Happily. And not in the way you think. Which is likely not the reason you’re thinking. It’s also not that other one.
The introductory text was titillating. Nice work as always, amazed that we have this work.
The totally not-communist mayoral candidate. 🙄
“Sorry office, I couldn’t help being drunk. The liquor store is right there.”
Same with gun stores, right?
I could not not buy a gun. The store is right there. Of course I had to try it out. Not my fault those people waiting at the bus stop died.
Ha! For some stupid reason I have been craving a single shot 30-30. Lord help me if I find one.
Now do Wisconsin, where you can buy beer at the hardware store and people still live productive lives.
Wait, you guys lead productive lives?
Well; like you, I work for A ‘government’, so I’m not so productive. But I do my job better than anyone else employed by said ‘government’ while drinking more than most small nations.
My job has gotten boring as I’ve cleaned up the technical mess I found when I arrived. I don’t think I’m cut out for routine upkeep versus implementation/reimplementation
My job is a bit more interesting day to day than yours. I bet you never witnessed a guy rimming a woman while she provided oral sex to another guy. These are the things I deal with while you mess about with code from 40 years ago.
Why would I want to see that?
You wouldn’t, trust me. That’s why I get paid the little bucks, while IT bros solve problems with google searches and ChatGPT and get paid the big bucks.
/sleep mode
/C:DOS
/GoodnightUCS
The stuff I support doesn’t come up on internet searches.
G’Night CPRM.
This makes sense to a leftist. Much in the way that minorities can’t find a DMV to get ID unless one is right next door, if we move liquor stores more than a block away from their neighborhoods, they’ll have to no way to know where they can get their malt liquor and tequila.
One bar restaurateur said, “I don’t even know where to start. Is this some sick Orwellian joke?
“A failing politician and a career health department bureaucrat walk into a bar. And the bartender says nothing because they put him out of business… We also have a heart disease and diabetes problem in this country. Do we close half the supermarkets so people can’t get to eat twinkies?”
No, that’s the Mamdami plan.
MAGA Hat does, indeed, have all the hot sex.
So does Donald. Dammit. But Bannon is a handsome, fit man. Trump scored some Fine to produce that. I’m mostly displeased, cuz competition does me no good, tho Bannon ain’t involved w My folk, but Damn.
Good jeans, indeed.
He’s very tight! Like a tiger!
Were I of that sort, I’d slink right into his jeans, IFYKWIMAITYD.
Dammit. (Get back into my thoughts, Colleague Crush.)
*backs slowly out of the chat room*
New Beavis and Butt-head episodes are less than an hour away. (On Comedy Central.)
Alas, I’ll miss them again. My cutoff time is 9:30. I guess I’ll never see a single episode.
Never say never, Fourscore. Episodes 1 & 2 replay Friday 10:30/11 AM CDT.
I’ll check that out over new South Park.
The great thing about B&B is they don’t try to be “topical”.
If you haven’t seen the 2nd movie (B&B do the Universe) they do get briefly topical when a college professor tells them they have white privilege. And the scene works great.
Good to have Mike Judge back and involved in this and the King of the Hill reboot.
hehehe hmmm heh hmmm
The thing about traveling by myself is I will spend the nights drinking light beer in the cheapest bars just to be surrounded by the sounds of people talking.
I would get a 6 pack and turn on the motel TV.
This. Kind of the same as when I’m at home.
Mrs OBE and my time at a bar is usually us picking a person or persons and deciding what their life is and what brought them to that point in time.
I am very quickly annoyed by the other people at the bar including the loud fat chick who keeps trying to pick me up so I’d prefer just to go back to my hotel room with a 6 pack and watch the Blue Jays bullpen blow another one.
@ZAK: That’s correct. Do so. More adventure, stories. (To share?)
Travel with vigor.
Onward. Upward. Always.
Been watching some flat earthers and a guy who debunks them…man…the world they live in must be so plain.
The sky is generally blue in my world.
Wow, what a crazy yet convenient coincidence.
What color does CO2 reflect? Because that is the color the sky will be if we don’t elect Democrats!
Plain? Or plane?
Exactly
I’m irrationally tickled to announce that the hometown Single A team is on a franchise-record 15-GAME WINNING STREAK! ⚾🧢😃🥳🎆
Too bad they sucked the rest of the season so they have no shot at the playoffs. 🙄
Such is baseball. Even the most dismal of teams has erratics of success during a season.
15 minutes and Ill be a multimillionaire!
OBE is going all on a Rockies win.
Just went to a bull bash.
First time at a rodeo in over 30 years.
There was banter between the rodeo clown and the announcer. The clown sounded a little bit like CPRM.
I wanted the banter to be the Hat and the Hair. It played out as such in my head.
Which voice? The Hair or the myriad hats?
I mean, USA Hat’s voice is heavily based on the Clown in Billy Madison with a southern drawl; so I’d buy a rodeo clown sounding like that.
Hatlike.
It was hilarious.
So I got nine hours of sleep, but it was 6pm-3am.
This is not optimal.
Sub Optimal Prime.
Well, it doesn’t seem THAT far off, so tonight see if you can’t tough it out until at least 7pm.
Good morning, U, CPRM (maybe?), EfE, Sean, and Ted’S.!
😬🤞
How are you this morning?
Besides the sleep schedule struggle, how are you this morning?
Jinx! 😄 I’m good, thanks! I could stand to get some more sleep, but that’s my fault for staying up too late. Work’s been quiet and sufficiently productive this week. All in all, not bad!
I guess I’m doing all right. Should get some stuff done around the house, but that’s an everpresent task/
I’m going to revise that downward. I gave into my carb temptation and had a meal of cheap ravioli.
😣
Eat a salad and all will be forgiven.
That’s my normal schedule man!
(Seriously… it is close… more like 7pm to 3am… if the fuzzy minions of chaos let me sleep in that long… otherwise they start doing the “touching your face with a paw that has a little claw extended” from 1am onward).
“There’s an eye under this eyelid that needs to be showing for me to get food!”
I had a cat that would do that. She would not quite touch your face with the one claw. But you know it was there. A not so vieled threat.
OK, folkx. This time, we avenge.
Colleague Crush won’t be there today, so all lament, yet, I, shall prosper.
(Y’all do as such to your vengeances. Cuz they suck. Bastards.)
You lost me.
❌ ⬅️ you are here
No I’m not, that’s way over there.
That was vaguely literate.
I’m still gushing over my Uncle Time w the youngest. He was so eager to sleep in my bed, and so soundly he slept.
*Fawns*
And he so happily fawned over me! *Swoon*
Onward, citizens and thiefs.
Hey Glibs! I’m gonna skip my morning coffee. Wish me luck.
☕️🚫
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v74yTy1UTuk
🎶🎶
😱😴
Beware the caffeine withdrawal headache! 😖 Stay hydrated!
The trick is to drink enough coffee to have sufficient caffeine to hold you over ubtil the following morning’s coffee.
Otherwise you have too much blood in your caffeinestream.
I resemble that remark, GT.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JmVnbIwBsfU
“There are only two things I can’t give up; one is coffee and the other is tobacco.”
Andrew Jackson
https://www.mypanhandle.com/news/local-news/gulf-county/arrest-made-in-connection-with-port-saint-joe-police-officer-involved-shooting/
[redacted]
Powerball is now $1.7B
Stop telling me I lost.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4MiC67seUY
Appropriate title but highly inappropriate fashion
Amazing how the media didn’t give a shit about the Epstein files until they thought they could use the story as a cudgel against Trump.
Needless to say, I’m of the belief that if there were really anything there to incriminate Trump, it would have come out before November 2024.
I’ve been told the Biden administration had too much integrity to do such a thing.
Uh huh.
We’ve seen with the recent grand jury nullification in DC how the permanent state would have protected any important Team Blue types in the Epstein Files.
I can only surmise that whatever’s in there is “too explosive” to reveal.
About like the JFK files? I keep wondering – WTF were they hiding, and why?
Would you be surprised if it were really banal and kept hidden for a really stupid reason?
I think the main reason is the demonstrated incompetence of those in charge at the time. I have yet to hear a single spectacular revelation out of those files. So unless the good stuff is still unreleased, it seems there is no better explanation.
Yes, because then someone would have allowed it to be leaked.
That info seems to be locked up tighter than Fort Knox.
Whatever happened to auditing Fort Knox?
Mornin’, reprobates!
Good morning, ‘patzie! How’s it shakin’?
Meh. Rehearsal wasn’t great, my voice is out of shape after taking the summer off. It will get better.
I’ll have you know I am a double reprobate, since aside from being Glib, I also have been to Burning Man (there was an amusing good Christian woman on FB going on about Burning Man and the reprobates that go and our myriad unrepentant sinning).
Not bad, I didn’t figure you for a burning man type.
I am also a double reprobate, having once spent a crazy acid fueled night at a Yippie meeting at A.J. Weberman’s place in the West Village. They were discussing ways to raise funds while I was curled up in a fetal position. Selling buttons and placards semed to be the best they could come up with. Filthy capitalists!
Mr Patzer, he posted articles all about it. Don’t tell me you don’t read the articles. I’d be sad… on behalf of everyone else. I know nobody reads my articles.
I read your articles. I may not get a chance to comment but I do read them.
Self-deprication is just something I lean into.
Oh, I read the articles. I just don’t remember a lot of things…
suh’ fam
what’s goody
To crushy your enemies before you and hear the lamenty of their women-folk?
Good morning, homey! Don’t know what’s goody, but Goody Goody used to be a restaurant way down Salem Ave. (a looooong time ago!)
Goody Goody is a liquor store chain down here.
Early morning meeting was canceled, after I skipped breakfast and sat down in the office in the pitch dark of morning.
Look at the bright side. The rest of the day can only get better, right?
Very true.