The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun 74

by | Oct 15, 2025 | Hat and Hair | 76 comments

At this time all the talk in the media was about manipulating soundbites out of context. I needed to show them how it is done. I can make Donald sound like he is saying anything I want, no AI needed.

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76 Comments

  1. DEG

    This is a metaphor.

    • R.J.

      I cannot believe how many retarded republicans turned in those kids. This is why they lose.

    • Brochettaward

      And not once does The Daily Beast address Vance’s point. These assholes elected someone into a serious political office who sure as shit didn’t seem to be joking when they wished death upon the children of his political opponent’s.

      • DrOtto

        And yet several of the articles I had read of the Jay Jones texts said he said it “in jest”. Yet reading them in context, he clearly was not joking. Versus these youngster clearly saying their shit “in jest” and the media suggests they meant it literally.

    • rhywun

      It’s a lame attempt at an “October surprise”.

      I could probably pull up much worse from leftist chats without a lot of effort.

      • J. Frank Parnell

        I could probably pull up much worse from leftist chats without a lot of effort.

        You could probably pull up much worse from 10 random posts on bluesky.

      • Ted S.

        Every Republican is Todd Akin, but how dare you try to tie any Democrat to Jay Jones.

        And who is Jay Jones anyway? It’s not as if the media has reported on any possible scandal about him.

    • Ted S.

      Yeah; I don’t think you’d survive if the truth that you’ve never firsted came out.

      • Brochettaward

        TedS, I know you fantasize about me Firsting all over you in your dreams.

      • Evan from Evansville

        “TedS, I know you fantasize about me Firsting all over you in your dreams.”

        Not with that capitalization, he doesn’t.

    • The Hyperbole

      I’m not a group of males but I could survive the fallout of everything I’ve ever said/texted/posted being “leaked”

      • Bobbo

        I spent an evening on this site using nigger in every comment, fuck censorship, ever heard of context?the dimwits

      • The Hyperbole

        Why would you do that, Bob? In what context is using nigger in every comment necessary? Censorship is bad, i agree, but so is having no couth.

      • Brochettaward

        The context doesn’t really change Yusef’s use of the word here to me, and he’s done it more than just one night.

        I’m not even condoning some of the things these entitled little twats said. Some of it is hard to even defend from the standpoint of it being dark edgelord humor. Calling blacks watermelon people is just flat out racist as far as I’m concerned.

        But yea, I’ve been in locker rooms. I’ve been in the military. Cruel, racist, sexist and dickish shit gets said all the time by people of all races. And it’s really pathetic that some other entitled little twat young Republican weaponized these messages to take down a political “rival,” if you can even call what they were competing for a competition.

        And these weren’t kids really despite being part of the Young Republicans. Without looking it back up, wasn’t one pushing 40?

      • rhywun

        hard to even defend

        I didn’t look but if that’s the case, yeah. Not really defensible. Dumb as shit, in fact.

        What we have here is a failure to understand that everything you say online is saved somewhere and will be used against you in a court of public opinion. Why everyone doesn’t get this is a complete fucking mystery to me.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Yeah, it is uncouth, vulgar, racist, and probably everything else. But who gives a shit outside the left?

        That is the problem, they cried wolf for so long and so loudly, that no one is listening anymore. And when you add in the remarks of the AG candidate, well then, all they look like is hypocrites’ at this point.

      • R.J.

        It’s very niggardly of you Bobbo.

      • Bobbo

        @hype, I was trying to prove a point, since Im not banned it must have worked

      • Spudalicious

        We had a straight up racist who was banned after several warnings. There is a limit.

      • Chafed

        I remember the Day of the Ban Hammer.

    • SarumanTheWoefullyIgnorant

      MALE Republicans, that is. Male Democrats would be valorized for their inclusiveness at using ‘hood slang.

    • creech

      You could get into trouble years ago for a much more mild “scandal.” 1966: Ray Shafer (R) vs. Milton Shapp (D) for governor of PA. So a couple of young YAFers go to a Shafer rally in Philly with a sign, cut and pasted from Shapp bumper stickers, that says “Shapp is Crapp.” [I can neither confirm or deny participation in said cut and pasting.] No one at Shafer rally says boo; in fact, a few congratulate the sign holders for their cleverness. Shapp must have had a watcher in the rally because the next day Shapp is denouncing the lewd and vulgar display. This makes front page news. Shafer (front running and eventually the winner) feels compelled to denounce YAF and reject their support. YAF apologizes for the “immature conduct of a few high schoolers.” Said high schoolers go on to higher leadership positions in YAF but relationship to PA GOP remains frosty for several years.

    • J. Frank Parnell

      There was a link in there to the politico article where they get the vapors about the messages.

      In another exchange, Dwyer, the Kansas’ chair, informs Giunta that one of Michigan’s Young Republicans promised him the group “will vote for the most right wing person” to lead the national organization.

      “Great. I love Hitler,” Giunta responded.

      Dwyer reacted with a smiley face.

      Well, that settles it then. They’re all Nazis who love Hitler.

      • rhywun

        lol

        I still don’t give enough of a shit to pore through that stuff but I bet there’s a lot of similar nothingburgers even when I think they’re stupid to say that stuff out loud.

      • dbleagle

        I thought the “watermelon people” comment referred to lefties. Members of the Green Party were called watermelons for years because “they were green on the outside and red on the inside.”

      • J. Frank Parnell

        I checked the Politico article again and there’s no context or screenshot or anything around the “watermelon people” comment, but the guy who posted that also made a “monkey” comment, so he’s likely either racist or pretending to be racist for shitlord points.

        Speaking of the Politico article though, check out this slight of hand I just noticed:

        Leaders of Young Republican groups throughout the country worried what would happen if their Telegram chat ever got leaked, but they kept typing anyway.

        They referred to Black people as monkeys and “the watermelon people”

        Later:

        When Luke Mosiman, the chair of the Arizona Young Republicans, asked if the New Yorkers in the chat were watching an NBA playoff game, Giunta responded, “I’d go to the zoo if I wanted to watch monkey play ball.” Giunta elsewhere refers to Black people as “the watermelon people.”

        So “They” apparently doesn’t mean “Leaders of Young Republican groups throughout the countery”, but instead means “this one guy” (who I’m guessing doesn’t use they/them pronouns).

        I also notice that Politico didn’t post a screenshot or reveal what any of the responses were to this guy’s comments, so obviously the other people in the chat at the time either ignored him or told him to STFU, because if they were supportive in any way Politico absolutely would have harped on it.

  2. Tres Cool

    James Garner > Tom Selleck

    Change my mind.

    • Brochettaward

      The real question is who you would rather fuck in their “prime,” Rosie O’Donnell or Roseanne Barr?

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Someone has a guilty conscience.

      • Brochettaward

        No shame to my game. I can First to anything.

      • Tres Cool

        You’re a fag. And I hear you hate Jews.

        Id fuck both at the same time. And by “prime” I know you mean their maximum weight.

        I’d split both in two like pieces of dry hickory.

      • Bobbo

        Prime? O’Donnell
        40 plus, Roseanne

      • rhywun

        Really? Barr, duh.

      • kinnath

        Domestic Goddess.

      • Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

        Well Rosie is a lesbian. I’m not sure she would enjoy it

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        And you think we would?

      • rhywun

        Not into women but I can confidently base my opinion on the fact that people you fuck do, in fact, talk.

      • Sean

        Gags are a thing. 😉

      • Ted S.

        Miss Jean Brodie.

    • rhywun

      Change my mind.

      I wouldn’t think of it.

  3. rhywun

    New South Park episode – a new season for some unfathomable reason – and they’re still doing OMB has a tiny penis jokes.

    not LOL

    • rhywun

      I only flipped over to see if there was a new Beavis & Butthead – an infinitely funnier show.

  4. rhywun

    Fan bum-rushes Jannik Sinner on court for his jacket in shocking Six Kings Slam scene

    I follow tennis and I have never heard of this event – apparently it’s yet another instance of OPEC throwing its billions around.

    Kind of gross if you ask me, pimping oneself in that authoritarian shithole, but I can hardly blame the invitees for betting on the biggest payday they’ll ever see.

    • Chafed

      I know nothing about Sinner. If he hasn’t publicly discussed his politics, then I’m okay with it. All the comedians who just went to the Riyadh comedy event can die in a fire. I don’t want to hear any political take from any of them ever again.

      • rhywun

        If he hasn’t publicly discussed his politics

        He hasn’t as far as I know. A reason I like tennis is it’s generally not ruined by politics.

        Riyadh comedy event

        No idea what that’s about. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

      • Ted S.

        A reason I like tennis is it’s generally not ruined by politics.

        Despite the sports reporters’ best attempts to ruin it.

        And the sport is doing a good job of ruining itself by increasingly giving a giant middle finger to the non-stars.

      • rhywun

        a giant middle finger to the non-stars

        Ugh. You know you’ve made it when the talking heads are suddenly on a first-name basis with you.

    • rhywun

      lol They’re all masked.

      • Bobbo

        Then they must be dox̌ed, its the American way

      • J. Frank Parnell

        They have to wear masks because the evil Israeli blockade prevented them from getting their covid boosters.

  5. The Bearded Hobbit

    Insomnia sucks.

  6. Evan from Evansville

    Mornin’, Glibs, or continued eve for Hobbit.

    Commute begins. How goes on y’all’s end?

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, Sean and EfE!

      • Ted S.

        Good morning!

      • Gender Traitor

        Good morning, Ted’S.! How are you today?

      • Fourscore

        Morning to all ! And especially to Ted”S”, GT, Sean, and Evan,

        Got the first cuppa joe down, wood furnace is hummin’. gonna be a good day, as usual

      • Gender Traitor

        Good morning, 4(20)! Delighted to hear all’s well!

      • Gender Traitor

        Good morning, U! How’s it going?

      • UnCivilServant

        I have to do laundry 🙁

      • Gender Traitor

        On a weekday?? You must be desperate!

        I have to get to work early for a Zoom meeting about our health insurance open enrollment. We have to switch to a new carrier because we have a bunch of sickies in our group, and our current carrier jacked up the premiums for next year. 😒

        Gotta skedaddle! 🏃‍♀️

      • (((Jarflax

        Mornin’

      • Ted S.

        I’ve got a day off tomorrow, so today is my Friday.

  7. Fourscore

    Someone once told me that sleep is the best cure for insomnia. If I can’t sleep I start solving world problems (until I get tired) and that seems to make it easier.

    • Chipping Pioneer

      When I can’t sleep, I try to solve my own problems, which does not cure insomnia.

      • Grumbletarian

        I count my problems to fall asleep. i always get to 99 problems.

      • Ted S.

        Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont?

      • rhywun

        Mann, wer hätte das gedacht?!

  8. Tres Cool

    suh’ fam
    whats goody

    • R.J.

      Good morning. Got up a couple hours early. Did nothing important with the extra time. It’s mold apocalypse in Texas today due to the false Spring.

  9. Not Adahn

    Good morning!

    So much to do and so little time to do it.