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CPRM

CPRM

Organic troll farmer.

62 Comments

  1. dbleagle

    Fourteen-dimension chess by OMB.

    But I am still haunted by SF’s introduction of the hat into the sentient Sugerverse.

    But a tip of the monocle to both of you.

  2. rhywun

    “I just don’t want people to know what my thinking is.”

    😂🤣

    This ep wrote itself, didn’t it. Maybe the material for the next three years be as rich.

    • rhywun

      Maybe

  3. DEG

    Major Titty Greene

    Her tits are too small to be major.

    • Sean

      Still, a great episode.

  4. Bobbo

    “But not in a ghey way”
    Larf

  5. Evan from Evansville

    I thought the Mamdani meet was smart. Start in a friendly way, no reason to inject further animosity. Not sure if I’m becoming One with Trump’s Inner Thoughts, but seems a polite way to front-stab him in the future as NYC will predictably burn if the mayor-elect’s plans actually take effect.

    ‘Not like we didn’t tell ya! Oh, our meeting was just for fun! Duh! It’s why I wanted you to call me a fascist! I’m still calling you a socialist, and look what you did!’

    • rhywun

      Mamdani left the meeting and (near) immediately called Donald a fascist again. I guess it will please his moron fans and probably win him another election but it won’t achieve, well, any of his promises – all of which won’t happen without Donald’s and Kathy’s support.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        And Mammydammy looks the idiot for calling the Donald that. In fact, makes him look like the one sucking up to “fascists”.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Well its hard to demand 4mil from your big donors after you just went to Hitler’s bunker

      • rhywun

        As if he cares.

        His only principles are “what will get me elected again”.

  6. Bobbo

    This X thing is weird, as soon as I got a bluecheck I now have 169plus followers. Mostly girls, mostly bots,

    • Evan from Evansville

      Are they hot?

      I became friends w Derp on FB and I soon had dozens of foreign chicks Friend me, mostly Russian /Eastern Euro. Curiously suspicious, that.

      • (((Jarflax

        You should definitely go meet them. I am sure they are truly beautiful women who saw your account picture and fell in love with you from afar, and not in any way shape or form scammers named Obinwe and Mohammed living in some west African hellhole.

      • R.J.

        Jarflax shoots, he scores!

      • Evan from Evansville

        Hey, if I’m gonna get scammed again so soon, I’d prefer there be some tits attached.

        Some tit pics are infinitely better than the fake check the others had me scan and ‘deposit.’

      • Ted S.

        You want to be scammed by Charles Schumer?

      • Evan from Evansville

        …thanks Ted’S’s. I plan on ‘baitin’ later. Don’t mix funny jokey thoughts into my own little magical mystery spank.

        Like Ian from before, I also feel so… deflated now.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Evan, this song came on the radio the other day and it made me think of you, but I’m not sure why. It’s just younger than you.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcRtlj8KXT4

      • Evan from Evansville

        @Tox: Oh wow, that’s interesting. Flattered, in my own way. The closing stanza has a bittersweet resemblance to my current affairs. That might indeed ring a bell w ya.
        Fun song. Really well-written. Eleanor Rigby w a different Eleanor. (<– I hate that name, purely for spelling difficulties. Lovely sounding one.)

        Tomorrow is onion-soup makin' day, after being productive my first two days off into my 3-day weekend, I can mostly cook after lunch with M&D tomorrow. w bro's family on Sat, so Cracker Barrel it is, per Dad's request. I wonder if new look C&B?

      • rhywun

        Flurv that song. A reminder of another era.

    • Bobbo

      I dont answer, just rack up likes and followers til I monetize,
      /except for the one girl

      • R.J.

        You mean Mohammehdiqua?

      • Bobbo

        No, Aeyea bot

  7. Evan from Evansville

    Guardian: Washington DC shooting: suspect in attack on national guard members identified as Afghan national – latest updates
    Law enforcement officials tell AP and other outlets the suspect, Rahmanullah Lakanwal, entered the US in 2021; two guardsmen remain in critical condition

    “…(The suspect) has been identified as Rahmanullah Lakanwal, is a 29-year-old Afghan national who entered the United States in 2021 as part of Operation Allies Welcome, a Biden-era program to support Afghans put at risk by the US withdrawal from Afghanistan that year.”

    That’ll buy ya some pro-immigration support, right there. Whoops. The push for a ‘right-wing’ response to leftist violence is scary. When the backlash *does* come, the Left’s counter-attack will seem ‘justified’ by their Useful Idiots, and anyone *against* the Left at that point, or someone resembling sanity, will again be denounced as a fascist insurgent (who needs to be put down).

    I suppose it’s good the Left is shittily armed. But they kinda love bombs. Less accurate on purpose, and deaths further away from the people lighting the fuse. Easier to get folk to kill others that way. Yay.

    • rhywun

      More like Operation Why The Fuck Were We Here Again?

    • rhywun

      I don’t get it – are these real or some sort of very long-running practical joke?

    • Bobbo

      Not me, I live in San Diego all my friends are Mexican.
      Tall Cans!

    • Evan from Evansville

      “1:50 p.m. People outside the nail salon were cooking “what looks like legs of lamb” using cardboard as fuel and a snow shovel as a pan.”

      Priorities had, decisions made. I wonder if they’ll get shanked for their thievery or praised for their cooking stick-to-itiveness.

  8. The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

    SF mentioned Patrick Rothfuss, and I just want to say, fuck that guy. I think I’ve been waiting 12 years now for the next book to come out.

    The crazy things is just how good the first two books are. Incredible. God damn him. Write man!

    • rhywun

      I’ve learned not to invest in a series anymore until it is over.

      • R C Dean

        Yeah, same here. I may buy them as they come out, but I won’t start reading one until it is complete.

    • Gender Traitor

      Still is! (RIP Alice.)

      • Chipping Pioneer

        Damn you GT! I thought Alice Cooper had died!

  9. Chipping Pioneer

    Why is gold up almost 40% in the last year? I can think of 3 reasons:

    1. Increased industrial demand for gold. OK. I can wrap my head around this. “Renewable” energy demands, such as those related to EVs.

    2. Investors moving their money from equity and cash instruments to precious metals. Also, no doubt a part of it.

    3. Massive devaluation of the US dollar. I am convinced this is the huge majority of it.

    I has a concern.

  10. Derpetologist

    My wally job is night stocker. I did a FB experiment last year where add as man people as possible to see what the limit is. So I went from 200 to 5,000 in a few days. About half of them turned out to be bots, scammers, and attention whores. I pruned them away until I got down to 2.1k friends etc.

    This caught my eye:

    Why Europe is asking women to get ready to fight Russia – BBC World Service
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so2ravK4EeU

    It’s a bad idea on so many levels.

    • Evan from Evansville

      Oooh, interesting. I overlap with you folk briefly in the morning. Pepsi’s usually got their folk around then, as well. IIRC, we’re her last stop on her overnight. Maybe second to last.

      I’ll send you my piece over FB. Curious, am I.

    • rhywun

      Why Europe is asking women to get ready to fight Russia

      Because warmongery is the hot new thing?

      night stocker

      I am rather… OK, extremely… annoyed that my usual supermarket can’t be bothered to stock overnight rather than stock all day long. It is a small city but not so small (ca. 100K) that it couldn’t support a 24-hour supermarket. Instead they are closed from 12am to 6am and the stocking takes up every single aisle all day long, no matter what time I visit.

    • Aloysious

      Rule 34 is a harsh master.

      Now, I must go cleanse.

      • rhywun

        master

        EXCUSE ME, IT’S MA’AM.

      • Chafed

        I was thinking the same thing.

  11. Aloysious

    RJ, how fast does your family spaceship go? I don’t think you’ve ever shared the deets.

    • The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

      So your saying you are the AI?

  12. The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

    Only now got to watch this episode. Nicely done cprm, my one year old enjoyed it too, he clapped for it when it ended.

  13. The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

    Happy Thanksgiving Glibronis.

  14. juris imprudent

    Good morning Glibs! Has Sean actually had a day to sleep in?

    • Sean

      *waves*

  15. Ted S.

    I call bullshit

    If you get paywalled, it’s a report claiming a third of local households are “food insecure”.

    Since I get a second link, the outfit that put the study out is here.

  16. hayeksplosives

    Lovely episode.

    On a completely different note I’m sleeping through the night with my boyfriend for the first time.

    Interesting, his snoring is kind of cute

  17. DEG

    Happy Thanksgiving!

    • hayeksplosives

      Thanks! You too.

      My sister wanted me to fly to Oklahoma just to make the gravy and stuffing. I declined 😂