Second Friday of December Afternoon Links

by | Dec 5, 2025 | Cocktails, Daily Links, I Am Lame | 79 comments

The Christmas season is coming hard, as temperatures drop as fast as approval ratings. But we care not for such things, let’s get to some links.

I hope they never learn about Deus Ex.

I can’t be the only one who keeps a rough estimate of the total as I put things in the cart, can I?

So Mother Goose is more dangerous than jump cuts?

Space Spies!

This is why you case the joint FIRST.

Yes, comedies can age poorly, Revenge of the Nerds proves that. I don’t think that’s the case here.

$20 same as downtown?

I suppose I could eat more corned beef sandwiches too.

Can the AI LLM plan the crimes for the criminals too?

For the cocktail this week, let’s go with a drink that’s in line with at least one of the links.

Fancy-Free

  • 4 parts (2 oz) rye
  • 1 part (0.5 oz) maraschino liqueur
  • 1 dash aromatic bitters
  • 1 dash orange bitters

Simple drink to make, notice that it’s a potent one. To make this, add the ingredients to a pitcher with ice, stir to combine, and strain into either a rocks glass with a single large cube or a chilled coupe glass. If you want to get all fancy, take an orange twist, express it over the drink, rub the rim down with it, and place it into the drink.

With that, I hope you enjoy your weekend, as I go to potentially see a rare Browns win.

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Nephilium

Nephilium

Nephilium is a geek of multiple types living in the vast suburban forests of Cleveland.

79 Comments

  1. kinnath

    Dec 5 can’t be second Friday.

    • R.J.

      Kinnath is correct.
      *Hands Seppuku knife to Neph

    • Nephilium

      Apologies, I was thinking the second Friday of the Christmas music appropriate season.

      • kinnath

        I had a momentary panic attack. I am supposed to be somewhere on the 2nd Saturday, and my wife is out of town this weekend.

        I was trying to think how I fucked it up. 😉

      • ron73440

        Comment *

        I had a momentary panic attack. I am supposed to be somewhere on the 2nd Saturday, and my wife is out of town this weekend.

        I was trying to think how I fucked it up. 😉

        You do have a history of not being able to count weekends correctly.

      • UnCivilServant

        The only “Christmas Music Appropriate Season” runs from 12/24-12/25. Playing any Christmas music outside that two day window is an atrocity.

      • Nephilium

        UCS:

        I don’t expect people to click through the links, especially the hidden music links.

      • UnCivilServant

        I got back around 4:30, I haven’t even looked at the links, I’m responding to comments.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        EEEEEEHH, no.

        Xmas music is appropriate one day of the year. That is it, that is all.

  2. kinnath

    Fantastical content, not editing speed, depletes children’s cognitive resources

    Bullshit.

    There was some modern bit of animation on the TV recently. The pace of jumpcuts was horrific.

    • rhywun

      Pretty much all modern moving pictures are like that now.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        I remember talking to a guy, guess he would be in his mid-forties now, about how he could not watch movies like Miller’s Crossing or Blade Runner, because they were too slow.

        I could not form words after hearing that.

        Though, it would be fun to force him to watch the original Solaris someday.

  3. Shpip

    The 8,000-square-mile, high-altitude desert has one of the shortest growing seasons in the United States.

    Cue Sam Kinison rant about trying to grow food in the fucking desert…

    /knocks back Sazerac

    • Shpip

      And I’d tell an Old Fashioned joke, but not everyone around here appreciates my rye wit.

      • Spudalicious

        Go for it. We’ll muddle through.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Oh, look what Shpip is trying to gin up, a laugh.

  4. Tonio

    The property was used from June 1942 as a brothel where female prisoners were forced to provide sexual services to selected inmates.

    The abuse of female prisoners isn’t surprising, but the provision of sexual services to (presumably male) prisoners is.

    • R.J.

      It’s next to a kindergarten too! Go yell at the asshats who put a kindergarten there!

      I grow weary of the performative outrage.

    • (((Jarflax

      It isn’t the house’s fault Austrians did awful things. That’s on the Austrians, leave the poor house alone.

    • Rat on a train

      A pimp needs to make an offer.

  5. DEG

    Local officials and a nearby memorial organisation expressed their shock after the semi-detached house was listed by an estate agent, with no mention of its horrific wartime past.

    The ageing bungalow, advertised on a property website simply as a “house with a history” and suitable for renovation, was first reported by regional newspaper OÖN on 28 November.

    “House with a history”. That’s quite the euphemism.

    • Shpip

      “The entire basement was done by an artist known as ‘SugarFree,’ and remains the defining example of his imaginative early work.”

      • DEG

        🙂

  6. The Late P Brooks

    This cinematic saga is a tidy little microcosm of Trumpism: The resurrection of a sex pest, otherwise banished from polite society. The palm-greasing for Trump. The nostalgia for extremely dated and borderline racist cultural references. The president showing more interest in being a kung-fu film producer than leader of the free world. And, perhaps most importantly

    Clutch those pearls, grandma. CLUTCH THEM.

    Fortunately, the remainder of this gripping tale is locked safely behind the paywall.

      • R.J.

        That is so passe. We need a new excuse! One that rolls with the times!

      • juris imprudent

        Locked in the back of a police car that gets stuck on some railroad tracks? Or would that be too symbolic?

      • Mad Scientist

        Parked. It was simply parked right across the tracks.

  7. The Late P Brooks

    The theory posits that the brain becomes exhausted by processing rapid changes, leaving fewer resources available for focus and impulse control immediately after viewing.

    This line of inquiry gained significant traction following a widely publicized 2011 study. That experiment compared outcomes for children watching the fast-paced cartoon SpongeBob SquarePants against those watching the slower-paced Caillou. Children who watched the faster show performed worse on subsequent cognitive tasks.

    SCIENCE!

    Did children who watched The Roadrunner score worse on physics tests?

  8. rhywun

    I can’t be the only one who keeps a rough estimate of the total as I put things in the cart, can I?

    Probably not, but I don’t do that.

    When I do pay attention to the receipt, I am undercharged about as often as overcharged. But I shop at a real supermarket, not those icky food desert places.

    • Sensei

      It’s also a labor issue more than a corporate one.

      Corporate wants the correct tags put out, but its a painful thing for the not particularly highly paid staff to do.

      Corporate is responsible for it, but perpetually following up is painful for them as well.

  9. Drake

    Trying to steal a gun from a gun store – a bodyslam is about the best outcome you can hope for.

    • The Other Kevin

      My son-in-law just left Pearl Harbor for San Diego, the second to last leg of their deployment. When they pulled into Pearl Harbor last week, they were manning the rails, and there’s a photo of them saluting the Arizona.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        My dad was stationed at Pearl Harbor during the Korean War. He was upset about being sent there because he knew nobody in Hawaii and thought it would ruin his social life.

    • Bobbo

      My grandfather was there, 17 years old, crazy shit

    • Ted S.

      That was the day Robert Pruitt stabbed Fatso Judson just outside Pearl Harbor, wasn’t it?

  10. The Late P Brooks

    It’s also a labor issue more than a corporate one.

    I have been in a local Family Dollar a few times. As far as I could tell, there was a single employee on duty each time. You might have to wait for him/her to wander up front to run the cash register.

    • Fourscore

      Same thing here. A lot of the employees appear to be in between unemployment checks. Don’t know if I’ve ever been overcharged. Birthday cards are usually a buck plus Walz’s tip.

  11. The Late P Brooks

    Turning back the clock

    The Trump administration says its new fuel economy rollback proposal could allow automakers to resume building station wagons, a staple of 1970s and ’80s family travel.
    “This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon — maybe a little wood paneling on the side,” Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy said on CNBC. “We can bring back choice to consumers so yeah the minivan is awesome but maybe the station wagon is cool too.”

    The Transportation Department’s National Highway Traffic Safety Administration said in its proposal Wednesday that fuel economy regulations led manufacturers to reshape the market in unanticipated ways “such as by almost eliminating the production of station wagons.”
    The Detroit Three automakers ended production of full-size station wagons in the mid-1990s but smaller wagons remained in production by U.S. automakers until 2008.
    Cars face more stringent standards than trucks. Station wagons are considered passenger cars but minivans and crossover utility vehicles are light trucks.

    Coming soon, a 180mph Cadillac Blackwing station wagon which does 0-60 in 3.2 seconds.

    • R.J.

      I would settle for the return of the Dodge Magnum.

    • The Other Kevin

      The next Mustang will be a station wagon.

      • Tonio

        Stop that. And I’m not even a Ford fanboy.

      • DEG

        That’s another abomination.

    • The Other Kevin

      I still haven’t replaced my car. You guys are giving me great ideas.

      • Ted S.

        I want to see TOK tooling around town in a Citroën 2CVX.

    • Tonio

      In related news, Trump apparently greenlighted US production of microcars.

      I look forward to the virtue-signalling crowd decrying this on “safety grounds” which steps on the rake of helping poor people. Remember that one of their factions hates private vehicle ownership and freedom of movement.

      • R.J.

        Remove ALL THE VEHICLE MANDATES!

        If I want to drive a rail buggy to work everyday, it’s MY BUSINESS!!!

      • R.J.

        Sorry, I might be a little passionate about the subject after living through the bullshit of the Texas dune buggy ban.

    • Rat on a train

      Where is my hybrid El Camino?

  12. DEG

    World’s oldest restaurants?

    Founded in 1725, Restaurante Botín, in Madrid, Spain, is recognized by Guinness World Records as the oldest restaurant in the world. But across town, the owners of Casa Pedro believe theirs may be even older; it’s been in their family for at least 10 generations. Seth Doane visits two timeless establishments that each celebrate family, pride, tradition, and some very good food.

    • The Other Kevin

      They’ve had that same pot of stew simmering over the fire since 1725, they just add more meat and potatoes when it gets low.

  13. The Other Kevin

    My Chicago teammates are now in NY, and not exactly tearing it up. One team is 1-2, the other (my team) is 0-3. I think it’s more comforting to think I wouldn’t have made a difference.

    https://www.usahockey.com/sledclassic

    • Sensei

      The rink is in Hauppauge, NY.

      Still remember when I heard that pronounced the first time.

      • Ted S.

        My sister and her husband lived in Hauppauge for a year when they first got married.

        BIL got a job in Massachusetts and worked for the same company for 30 years before the company was bought out and he (from what I understand) made out like a bandit with executive stock options. He’s working with some sort of glide into retirement start-up now.

  14. The Late P Brooks

    They’ve had that same pot of stew simmering over the fire since 1725, they just add more meat and potatoes when it gets low.

    I had a friend in college who pretty much did that. There was always a pot of chili on the stove.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    Texas dune buggy ban.

    WTF? I hope that didn’t include the Meyers Manx.

    *If one fell out of the sky, I buy it and drive it.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    Trump explained how he saw these small cars during his recent trip to Asia, which he described as both “cute” and “beautiful,” but was told they could not be sold in the United States due to regulations. The president’s remarks suggested he thought that silly, and that these small machines could be sold at a more affordable price point than other traditional models. Trump also touted how smaller cars are more efficient thanks to their smaller engines, and specifically named brands like Honda and Toyota as potential sources for these machines.

    OMG what a dolt. Nobody wants those. If they did there’d be a bunch of grey market used ones for sale all over the place.

    • DEG

      Every now and then I’ll see one driving around town. I’ll also see one occasionally in the parking lot of the gym I use. I think they’re the same Kei truck.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    Project for you.

    Judging by the hood it already has the Hayabusa swap.

    • Sensei

      Please, our YouTube creator is purist enough to put a Honda motor in a Honda!

      Yes it’s all swapped.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    $12000?

    *clutches chest, slumps to floor*

      • UnCivilServant

        The good PR move would be “Our mistake, keep it if you want”.

        Not sure if the company will take that route.

    • Fourscore

      I had a Diana 35, gave it to a grand daughter. Fun to shoot indoors

      diana model 35 airgun

  19. Timeloose

    Neph,

    I’m going to see planet smashers and Mustard Plug tomorrow.

    • Nephilium

      Nice. I haven’t seen the Planet Smashers since Mighty IIRC. Mustard Plug is still coming here on a regular basis. Hope you enjoy them both.

  20. Shpip

    I met this girl downtown who told me she’d been sleeping on the streets. I asked if I could take her home with me.

    She started crying when I walked away with her cardboard box.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Wokka wokka!

  21. juris imprudent

    So my offhand comment about withdrawing from NATO (from Shellenberger)…

    Moreover, the EU is now in direct violation of the NATO Treaty, under which the US is militarily obligated to defend Europe. The NATO Treaty requires member states to have free speech and free and fair elections. France and Germany are actively and illegally preventing political candidates from running for office for ideological reasons, namely their opposition to mass migration. And the Romanian high court, with the support of the European Commission, nullified election results under the thin and unproven pretext of Russian interference, after a nationalist and populist presidential candidate won.

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