The Hat and The Hair Animated: Ep 95 – ai Happy New Year to All

by | Dec 31, 2025 | Hat and Hair | 61 comments

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  1. kinnath

    Classy, classy video.

    • Threedoor

      The classiest.

      Also the best, only the best sounds of construction. Those hammers banging away all night long keep up Melania, not that OMB would let her get much sleep anyway, not with the libido that is topped off with the hat.

      • rhywun

        only the best sounds of construction

        For the last couple years some workers across the street have been tossing what sounds like tons of concrete into dumpsters – every morning from around 5am to 7am.

        I am very close to going postal on someone.

  2. rhywun

    *cheers and applause*

    The mustard stains on junior are a nice touch. Like classy father, like classy boy.

    • Fourscore

      I missed the mustard, I was mesmerized by the ketchup or blood on Barron’s shirt.

      Barron’s a big fella, Melania is not barren.

      • Chafed

        Bless her fertile Slovenian fields.

  3. Tres Cool

    Well, I know what Im doing tomorrow. Bathtub drain is plugged.
    Happy 2026!

    • Fourscore

      Draino? Stores may be closed

      • DrOtto

        I buy a product that comes in a separate plastic bag from the product and is also labeled “not for sale in CA”. It works excellent. I can’t remember the brand, but it’s made in Dallas. I suspect it’s just DFW tap water.

      • Tres Cool

        I wonder if I could get some of that Detroit water….

  4. DrOtto

    Flint is where it’s at.

    • DrOtto

      Dammit, that was supposed to be a reply to Trey.

      • Tres Cool

        Detroit….Flint

        Close enough

  5. DEG

    I like the war zone sounds in the background.

    Happy New Year!

    • Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

      Happy New Year!

      Maybe 2026 will be better?

  6. Bobbo

    There has been enough trouble here lately, and the fact Im a little man, Im carrying, fuck California laws, a little ppk/s in .380 will do

    • Bobbo

      Fucking gypies, assholes at the course all of a sudden and and the few homeless are getting riled up,anger in the air, sad and spooky,
      / Real guns…

    • Tres Cool

      The “enthusiastic urbans” around the Palatial 2X-Wide™ (GT knows) are shooting willy-nilly.

      • Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

        Are they unaware that ammo is expensive?

  7. Tres Cool

    And just like that, tOSU is done. -10 to Miami.
    RIP Sloop.

  8. rhywun

    OMG peak local

    The Energy Warriors program trains underserved members of the community, such as the formerly incarcerated and critically unemployed, and helps them find jobs in the green energy sector.

    The whole thing is a bounty of ridiculous.

    Ithaca’s landmark [“green new deal”] environmental policy attracted some national media attention for setting the lofty goal of making the city carbon neutral by 2030. It looks increasingly unlikely the city will reach that target.

    😂🤣

    May 2026 bring a much needed return to something resembling reality to this and other delusional parts of America.

    • creech

      How did you beat Firster Bro? He’ll never recover.

    • Raven Nation

      And to you Hype

  9. The Hyperbole

    20° and snowing here and at least two assholes are setting off fireworks. A lot of fireworks. 4 minutes worth so far.

    • Bobbo

      We may get a few at midnight, but the rain shit on most of the entertainment, I applaud the quiet.

    • rhywun

      I can see into the conference center across the street (first floor of the crack house apartment building) and there has been a bunch of little kids zooming back and forth all evening. My god where do they get the energy.

      I’m ready to pack it in.

  10. Chipping Pioneer

    Happy New Year, all you weirdos.

  11. Raven Nation

    Wife was flipping channels and ended up on whichever network had Anderson cooper and Andy cohen.

    Cohen was lit and hilarity ensued.

    • rhywun

      Cohen was lit

      Again? Seems to be a theme with that guy.

  12. Brochettaward

    After last year’s death defying Firsting in the New Year – a First on the First second of the First minute of the First hour of the First year until the First That Shall Change Everything is born – this was a tad anticlimatic. Just providing a good old fashioned here for yinz fucks.

  13. rhywun

    Huh. TV is the same pile of shit in the new year.

    And Pluto wants a login now. JFC.

    • Raven Nation

      Apparently Pluto is starting a dedicated X files stream today/tomorrow.

      • rhywun

        Been watching that on Comet the last few years.

        It might be nice to see it with commercials that are something other than St. Jude and dick pills.

  14. CPRM

    I just logged into Facebook to check if any family members sent me messages. That place is Poison.

  15. PieInTheSky

    A very sunny 1st on J here in old Buc. happy new year lets hope it aint a complete shit one.

    • CPRM

      Fuck you cut spending?

  16. Gustave Lytton

    That abandoned station in NYC looks to be in remarkably great condition for not being used in 80 years. Wonder how much money has been blown on keeping it up?

    • CPRM

      Happy 2hr late new year. I came home from work, had a few beers, drank a bottle of ‘champagne’, had some beers and now I’m eating some Reeces Pieces and cooking a single serve pizza. Growing up New Year’s eve was my parent’s anniversary. So we’d get left with my oldest sister as baby sitter and a bunch of snacks.

  17. Evan from Evansville

    Off to work in ’26, and I believe I’ve lost my voice for the first time. I’ll see how that develops. Here’s hoping my (and others’) machinations shift into a better gear for the new year.

    Onward, glibborinos, many things await.

  18. Ted S.

    How many homeless people did Pasadena move from the parade route?

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning and Happy New Year, Sean, Ted’S., and EfE!

      Just a dusting of snow here. We’ll see if it even lasts the day.

      • Sean

        Mummer’s parade starts soon!

        Hi GT. 😁

      • Gender Traitor

        Are you in the parade? 😉

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