What about Dog? A special edition of dogs in spaaace

by | Jan 12, 2026 | Animals, Fiction, Religion, Things to Come | 56 comments

Let's talk about Dog for a minute. Honestly, Dog means many things to many folks. Some believe some don't, no matter, as he affects our lives daily,Max von Dachs 

Im angry at Dog, he allows the felines to not only live but live amongst us, so I am an Atheist,Kiki

Does Dog even exist? We never knew our parents and live our lives on ship, what use have we for a so-called Dog?Pongo and Tuppy

Coming from the master breed Dog was obvious and we were his vision of perfection, so when we heard of the Dane statues we were heartbroken, has Dog forsaken us?Wednesday Delenda

Of course we worship Dog, he brought the danes when we needed help to gather the stones required to make our machines fly, else the dire wolves would have finished us off to be sure, Roodut scientist
Shameful as it may be, the Roo. do not speak of the crash and the fall of Dog. What happened? The natives wont speak of more than a fall from grace, almost a war against Dog. I was determined to get some answers, what I got put my tail between my legs. Ruby von Dachs

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Bobbo

Bobbo

A member of the Morley fools and salt air sucks

56 Comments

  1. Fourscore

    “he allows the felines to not only live but live amongst us”

    So, a catalist then, bringing all the critters together

    • Bobbo

      A catastrophe I tells ya,

      • R.J.

        A cataclysm!

      • Ted S.

        Swiss is going to give you all a cat-butt for those puns.

      • Bobbo

        Ted, that’s Categorically correct, causually critical conveniently consice

      • Evan from Evansville

        He won’t bark up that tree. Ain’t no pussy up there. He’ll hound away like he always does, and while we may gnaw on the border of trust and sanity, he knows we’ll never stray.

      • Aloysious

        Ted’s, Swiss said he was furious with his tech, so while the cat’s away, the mice will play.

      • Bobbo

        Imma quote that, thanks Ev!

      • R.J.

        You know, they really hate water too. They are real catabaptists.

      • Fourscore

        After the cat’s bath if you don’t have a brush you may have to use a cat-a-comb

      • rhywun

        I need to claw my way to a better chat-room. 🫤

      • Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

        Catamites, all of you!

      • Tres Cool

        At least they’re not on a catamaran heading to catalina.

      • Aloysious

        Black and orange stray cat sittin’ on a fence
        Ain’t got enough dough to pay the rent
        I’m flat broke but I don’t care
        I strut right by with my tail in the air
        Stray cat strut, I’m a ladies cat
        I’m a feline Casanova, hey man, that’s that
        Get a shoe thrown at me from a mean old Swiss
        Get my dinner from a garbage can

  2. Bobbo

    I love this caterwahling!!!

      • rhywun

        Oof… the most played song I can remember from my early childhood not named “Smoke on the Water”.

        Good stuff. 👍

      • Bobbo

        Nooooo! Not the Ted!

      • Bobbo

        I remember that one well

  3. rhywun

    Random bitchiness…

    1. Almost every commercial that isn’t for drugs or cancer donations is now 15 secs instead of 30 secs. I wonder what is up with that but I guess it tracks with the frantic pace of everything else video.

    2. Almost every commercial is calculated to be as incredibly obnoxious as possible, particularly the music. I literally have to mute a lot of them.

    • Bobbo

      I’m happy I walked away from TV. In most video overall, it gives me so much more time to do all the little projects that I’ve always wanted to do otherwise, I would just be sitting around on my fucking phone.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      If it’s more than fifteen seconds people with TikTok modded brains will move on to something else and it won’t register so they make commercials as attention grabbing as possible.

  4. Bobbo

    Even though I’m watching the glib’s cause, I got my little article up, I’m still working on 3 projects simultaneously and it just never ends and I like it, busy is good, ask 4×20+

    • Evan from Evansville

      I’ve been trying to get busy a few times today post-work, with a spastic lack of success. (Not total failure.) Day just didn’t end well. Cascaded into several tedious errands without any decompression. And I have a dentist appointment to fix some recent cavity fixin’ thingies they did. But it’s at noon!

      And Rick & Morty is on, a nice perk, segue into no alarms (no surprises, please) in the morn. (Damn. The suicide-spaghetti plot line is uh, damn. Interesting point to make and rather “daring,” I’d say. I think the only time I kinda agreed with the suicide-warning adult swim put on it. Huh.

  5. Brochettaward

    Hey everybody. Did you guys know that Mike Tomlin has Never Had A Losing Season?

    Cool stuff, right?

      • Sean

        😱

      • Chipping Pioneer

        SNOW SMITH NOT DONE WITH YOU EITHER.

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, Sean and Ted’S.!

    • robodruid

      Bring on the spring.
      We need rain again.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      “Precious Mirage?”
      Get the fuck outta here.

    • Chipping Pioneer

      Does she come with her own train set?

      Statistically, Ken would be the autist.

    • Mojeaux

      Years ago, I took XY for a psych eval. Doc asked me, “Do you have an idea about what autism really is?” trying to gauge my baseline knowledge.

      “Yes. It’s a descriptor for anyone from profound retardation to slightly awkward social skills.”

      XY was like, “MOM!!!”

      “What. That’s what it is and it’s far too broad to be useful in any capacity whatsoever.”

      Doc: “Well, it’s a spectrum.”

      “Yes, and by that definition, EVERYONE is on it.”

      • Rat on a train

        It is MAGA country.

    • Fourscore

      Oh, Chicago. If it wasn’t murder why was he charged? Old news, the assault was two years ago.

    • rhywun

      Judge Joanne Rosado sentenced him to four years in prison. However, after receiving credit for 752 days he spent in jail and the standard 50% sentence reduction, Thorne will not spend any time in prison

      Wut?

      • Gender Traitor

        the standard 50% sentence reduction

        Just wait until you see the deals during the clearance sale!

      • Rat on a train

        Plead today and get one felony reduced to a misdemeanor for free.

    • WTF

      Of course it’s a sure thing that if someone had defended themselves from this nut with a firearm, that person would have the book thrown at them and the prosecutor would try to lock them up for life.

  6. Sensei

    Our government has an early career problem. Roughly 7% of the federal workforce is under the age of 30, compared with about 22% in the non-government workforce. We also have an aging employee demographic on the other end of the spectrum – 44% of federal employees are over the age of 50, compared with about 33% in the non-government workforce.

    https://www.opm.gov/news/secrets-of-opm/making-government-cool-again/

    • Rat on a train

      Have they tried recruiting at protests? That should get the kind of person needed to replace the aging workforce.

  7. Tres Cool

    suh’ fam

    finally back to work….

    • R.J.

      Me as well. New boss, same as the old boss.

  8. Sensei

    Must resist the urge to find out how much aid the US shoves at Malawi…

    His replacement argues the dogs are, in essence, civil servants and the president should have the staff that comes with the job.

    A month after taking office, President Peter Mutharika dispatched 80 policemen to Chakwera’s house to retrieve the dogs. Chakwera, 70, refused to open the door, beginning a political and legal standoff.

    https://www.wsj.com/world/a-custody-battle-over-dogs-rocks-an-african-nation-bab415d8?st=dpYqsF&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

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