Genre – Anime Comedy Series
Movie Total Runtime – 3 Hour 24 Minutes
Spoilers – Not Really
So, I’ve never watched the original Attack on Titan. I’ve heard good things about it. This wasn’t a RiteStuff blind box, but a title so absurd I bought it on its own. I have a habit of being willing to give the most absurd concepts a fair shake – at least when it’s from Japan. So, an official middle school alternate universe Attack on Titan anime nabbed my attention more than the original series. The first episode establishes a few things rather succinctly. Yes, this is a comedy, and no, slapstick is not off limits as the main character literally collides with every other student character on their way to the first day causing catastrophes with their lunches. They then wander into the wrong wing of the school, ending up in the Titan side where everything is Titan scale before someone gets them back where they belong.
Now, I do know that in the original, the Titans had this habit of eating people and thus causing tragedy for the surviving characters. This is ill-fitting for the comedic tone of this show. So instead of eating people, the Titans have a habit of eating people’s lunches. And the main character really likes his hamburgers. He very much wants to join a club dedicated to beating up Titans for the crime of eating his food. No such club officially exists, and those that are officially recognized are all Titan-dominated. They find the unofficial anti-Titan club. At this point we’ve collected so many characters that I can’t keep track. I suspect this is because the creators mainly expected fans of the main series to be the ones to pick this up.
With episodes only seventeen minutes long, it has to keep up a fast pace and keep the individual plots short. This avoids beating a dead horse joke. I do suspect there are jokes I am missing from having not watched the original, and the ones I do get fall into “I saw that coming” or “I should have seen that coming” for the most part.
Since the cast didn’t join an official club, they get dropped into the “Wall Cleaning Club” which does janitorial tasks. However, since a whole section of the school is Titan-sized, they use the distinctive wire rig from the primary source to reach the areas humans would not otherwise be able to get to. The main character sees the possibility of using them to attack the titans – even if he’s accident-prone to the extreme.
As I go through the episodes, it appears to alternate between source inspired and school inspired plots. This is not a hard and fast rule, but when an episode leans into one part of one genre or the other it sometimes lets the other slip into mere background detail. This isn’t such a bad thing. It does make them more coherent.
I have to give them credit (pun intended) for the opening credits. Most of the time when binging a series, I will skip them after a while. I’ve found myself sitting there, letting it play out. I can’t point to any one aspect. The music is good but not “put it into a playlist and listen to it on its own” good. It does fit with the visuals well and I’m not generally driven to find the start of the episode proper when it starts.
Some of the gags are just randomness. I admit to having laughed at this – cut from the dialog “How does he sleep like that” to this image.
That episode however marked the first “pause to let the cringe subside” moment. The plot of that particular one is very much “school” and revolves around trying to set up the odd sleeper with his crush. The plans fail in awkward ways. The episode does redeem itself when the two get away from the crowd instead and interact more directly.
I’m having a hard time stretching the review out to my normal word count, not because of anything wrong with the show, but because of a lack of things that strike me as worth talking about. And I don’t think there’s a point at summarizing the plots of all twelve episodes. I suspect it’s cribbing major Titan-related plot points from the original source material. But this is merely an impression.
Ultimately, the show is… okay. On the better side of okay, but there are so many caveats in the form of “If you like… then…” that I can’t simply recommend it. It won’t hurt you though.
Rather than torture this review to make it reach word count, I’m going to wrap up here.
Hrmm… $200 for all of the inspiration series? Seems steep, but I have heard good things.
Such a bizarre concept, given the original show.
Seems innocent, better-crafted than ‘normal,’ I s’pose. My bar for kids’ entertainment is very low, so that’s a pretty big win for them. *shrug*
Did ya sit through all 3 Hours & 24 Minutes? *scratches head* Where does this time come from? Just a bit every day, big binge, constant background viewing when kinda otherwise occupied?
*brow remains furrowed*
I will tend to designate a block of time, usually on a weekend, or after work and chrun through as much as I could.
OT LOL… This is the commie behind the commie that somehow got elected to run NYC.
TW;Mime ๐
Better use it soon or it’ll grow together and close up.
https://nypost.com/2026/04/12/lifestyle/35-year-old-virgin-refuses-to-settle-despite-what-trolls-say/
She obviously has never worked on a Swalwell campaign.
Bazinga
Find it hard to believe she’s never been asked for a date.
Maybe she just didn’t realize that she was being asked out when it happened?
She’s found her grift.
She better settle or sheโll never have kids.
Her – “I guess I could settle for a 6,6,6, who makes only seven figures.”
Well shucks.
I missed it by that much.
I especially love the underlying idea there that anyone who did manage to get laid before they become middle-aged must have “settled” LOL
She just doesn’t have time for sex because she is so focused on her career. That is the difficult day-to-day grind of… a professional virgin.
I mean, I’m a good guy. Somebody give her my number.
Dude. You can’t see her below the waist. Probably has genital warts.
Or perhaps teeth .
Mornin’ Lynx brought word of the land of Evan! Evilleโs the county seat of Vanderburgh County: โUnited States District Court for Southern Indiana Judge Richard Young (said) ๐๐ข๐๐ก๐๐ซ๐๐ฌ๐จ๐ง ๐ก๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ง ๐ ๐ฏ๐ข๐๐ญ๐ข๐ฆ ๐จ๐ โ๐๐ซ๐ฎ๐๐ฅ ๐๐ง๐ ๐ฎ๐ง๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐๐ฅ ๐ฉ๐ฎ๐ง๐ข๐ฌ๐ก๐ฆ๐๐ง๐ญโ ๐ฐ๐ก๐๐ง ๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ฑ ๐๐ก๐๐ง๐ ๐ ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ ๐๐ซ๐ฒ ๐ฐ๐๐ฌ ๐๐๐ง๐ข๐๐. ๐๐ก๐ ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐๐ ๐ ๐จ๐ซ๐๐๐ซ๐๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ญ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐๐๐ฉ๐๐ซ๐ญ๐ฆ๐๐ง๐ญ ๐จ๐ ๐๐จ๐ซ๐ซ๐๐๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐ฌ ๐ฆ๐๐ค๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ ๐๐ซ๐ฒ ๐๐ฏ๐๐ข๐ฅ๐๐๐ฅ๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐ข๐๐ก๐๐ซ๐๐ฌ๐จ๐ง ๐๐ฌ ๐ฌ๐จ๐จ๐ง ๐๐ฌ ๐ฉ๐จ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ข๐๐ฅ๐. Richardson also filed a lawsuit in 2024 ๐๐ฅ๐๐ข๐ฆ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ข๐๐๐ง๐ญ๐ข๐๐ฒ ๐๐ฌ ๐๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ฅ๐ข๐ฆ ๐๐ง๐ ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ญ ๐ก๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ฌ ๐ฉ๐ซ๐๐ฏ๐๐ง๐ญ๐๐ ๐๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ฐ๐๐๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ ๐ก๐ข๐ฃ๐๐…
In the wake of being released, Richardson has created several social media profiles and has also begun posting pornography on OnlyFans. ๐๐ข๐๐ก๐๐ซ๐๐ฌ๐จ๐งโ๐ฌ ๐๐ฑ๐๐๐ญ ๐ฅ๐จ๐๐๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐ข๐ง ๐๐๐ง๐๐๐ซ๐๐ฎ๐ซ๐ ๐ก ๐๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐ญ๐ฒ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ฎ๐ง๐ค๐ง๐จ๐ฐ๐ง, though one source who spoke with Reduxx claimed that Richardson has been staying at a womenโs shelter.
On social media, ๐๐ข๐๐ก๐๐ซ๐๐ฌ๐จ๐ง ๐๐๐ฌ๐๐ซ๐ข๐๐๐ฌ ๐๐๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ข๐ง ๐ ๐ซ๐๐ฅ๐๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐ฌ๐ก๐ข๐ฉ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐๐ง๐จ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ซ ๐ญ๐ซ๐๐ง๐ฌ-๐ข๐๐๐ง๐ญ๐ข๐๐ข๐๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ฅ๐, ๐ฐ๐ก๐จ ๐ฐ๐๐ฌ ๐๐ฅ๐ฌ๐จ ๐๐จ๐ง๐ฏ๐ข๐๐ญ๐๐ ๐จ๐ ๐ค๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ฒ. ๐๐จ๐ซ๐ฒ ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ฌ ๐ฌ๐๐ง๐ญ๐๐ง๐๐๐ ๐ข๐ง ๐๐๐๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐ ๐ฒ๐๐๐ซ๐ฌ ๐ข๐ง ๐ฉ๐ซ๐ข๐ฌ๐จ๐ง ๐๐จ๐ซ ๐ฌ๐๐ญ๐ญ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐๐ข๐ซ๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐, ๐๐จ๐ฏ๐๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฎ๐ฉ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ญ ๐ก๐ ๐ก๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ญ๐๐ง ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐-๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐ก-๐จ๐ฅ๐ ๐ฌ๐จ๐ง ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐๐๐ญ๐ก.โ https://thepostmillennial.com/trans-baby-killer-released-from-prison-30-years-early-in-indiana
Apologies. I was just bolding the best bits, but all is too pertinent. WTF, indeed. Biggest Q: What the fuck is in it for the judge? Looking for promotion? Eville ain’t exactly True Blue land.
The pictures of Richardson are frightful. University of Evansville is known for it’s acting program. I knew about Jack McBrayer as Kenneth Parcell in 30 Rock. I just learned Rami Malek, who played Freddie in a recent Queen flick I haven’t seen, is also an alumni.
Think about it. *taps noggin*
Chaos is whats in it for the judge.
Iโll give that guy a snip.
Interesting. I have no interest in the Queen movie but he’s fantastic in Mr. Robot, of which I am in the middle of S02 on Tubi.
I actually remembered him earlier from some stupid sitcom where he played the teen protagonist’s “ambiguously gay friend”.
Off topic: is Al Green the ugliest person in Congress? Is he even human?
I don’t think it’s even possible to pick an “ugliest congresscritter”. Yuck.
The opposite side is more fun. Omar was my winner, but she’s growing a paunch. Big Evvie No-No.
Way to rule out 90% of Americans
“So you’re saying 95% of people are undate-able?!” ~Elaine
“UNDATEABLE!” ~Jerry
I’m not mean about it. I’m a fit ~130lb and I’ve got a bit of the ‘I like my cuddly lady to be smaller than me’ thing going on. Past high school, I’ve always been the smaller in my pairings. *shrug*
A paunch is the sign of being first world.
Evan refuses to settle!!!! ๐
lol Report back to us in 20 years.
“Is he even human?”
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Al Green is human but A.I. Green is not…
Whenever I read stories like this, I rethink my opposition to capital punishment.
https://nypost.com/2026/04/12/us-news/starving-tot-ate-diapers-drywall-to-survive-before-dying-of-neglect-cops/
Killing them is too easy; they need to suffer for years.
An endless line of fucks like this can be sent to my place and Iโll do them for 12 hours a day and wonโt ever tire of it.
What does Warty say? Physiognomy wins again, or something like that.
There is an evolutionary reason it sets off our Spidy sense.
Have you watched the Attack on Titan?
Iโve been curious but Iโve not started it. I know it was fairly big.
This sounds like a form of detention that would violate American union rules. ๐ค
Tox to me, earlier:
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If youโre still awake: much irony meant by profit by insemination. Are you donating sperm? If so, stop there.
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*Thinking Helmet strapped firmly* No, but interesting idea! (I wonder what it’s worth…. It’s got a strong Wolverine-y musk. That may play with the lissome lonesome lasses up North…)
What was the toe-tag they put on Frank Burns when he was written off of MASH ?
“Emotionally exhausted. Morally Bankrupt.”
Thanks how I feel.
This is the first “Unwatched” review that has interested me in watching the reviewed material.