An ongoing series where my family forces me to leave the house.
The Tianyu Light Festival
The humans that call themselves my family kept telling me about some light show we had to see this holiday season, finally I ran out of excuses and I had to go. It was sponsored by https://tianyuculture.us/, which may be a commie plot. I do enjoy blinky lights and so I went, after I grabbed my special glasses to prevent collectivist hypnotism. Here are some selected pictures, which I was forced to take as I walked this Bataan Death March of Fun. Overall it was very enjoyable, even if everything was made by commies in China. I hope you enjoy this. It you don’t, well you should submit some articles.
The Chinese won me over with their displays of lights and the live kung fu theater show at the end of the blinky lights. Overall it was an excellent effort to win over gullible Americans to the wily ways of the commie Chinese. Beware! These shows are popping up in every town.. There may soon be one near YOU!
The humans that call themselves my family
‘Fess up.
Your cat wrote this.
That would explain the typos.
There would be more profanity if a cat wrote it.
I like this pictures.
I really did not do it justice. I had a lot more pictures but my daughter was in them.
Your basic dope smoker doesn’t think he is “smoking”.
I always keep vape pens with me, thc and nicotine
Those frowning inscrutable guards everywhere would have chased you down!
That did stand out to me, every security guard was Chinese. And frowning.
Maybe these things are cover for the “police stations” they’re putting up in every town for the diaspora to report back their findings.
*fist-bump to Bobbo*
Front left pocket. (only nicotine at the police station)
Im fine with no smoking signs, not my circus, and I avoid such places anyway, looks cool though
@Rhy
That those place actually exist is a really bad sign. One would hope that we’re keeping some form of tabs. But it says a lot that China has such a huge presence that exists as a spy apparatus. I mean, we definitely have spies there too, but what we don’t have is hundreds of thousands of “students” and “workers” who actively take part in a coordinated, however loosely, spy ring.
I currently live in a major college town and at least half the students are Chinese. My apartment building is mostly grad students and about 80% Chinese. And money is apparently no object cuz the place empties out during the summer and winter holidays.
Time for you to find a hot, young Chinese dude who wants to go native with you. IYKWIMAITYD.
lol I might as well be invisible to hot young dudes of any ethnicity anymore.
Better than the local Christmas light thingy here
It was just up the road from you. I should have emailed. My apologies, it was a very busy holiday season.
We’ll keep an eye out next year. December was pretty crazy for us too
It does look very pretty. (The no-smoking sign kinda spoils the vibe.) I’d like to sneak the 5yo into the shark’s mouth. The Chinese’d love me.
The Chinese, and just Asia in general, do very well with visual spectacle. The cultural, political and physical conformity standards are, uh.. yeah. They tend to be good at that shit.
I’ve never taken a shit in China. (Ha, who was that? “I took a shit in ____ once.” May have been SF, but “Sandi” is coming to mind. Huh.
Sandi ego?
As a kid, I never wondered how Carmen was able to steal pyramids and bridges. (I was attracted to her, because I was correct.)
I believe The Shitter was from TOS.
Which one of you photo bombed this press conference? Bravo whoever it was.
https://x.com/i/status/2018800806297030983
He is a regular.
That’s not Bruce Campbell.
I wondered why you filed this under penises, and then I saw some of the displays. I get it now.
NSFW light show, yet neat-o. Did you get any commie food?
Since you are a green alien, I am pleased that you didn’t get mobbed by rogue ICE agents and deported to California.
Hey!
I randomly pick topics when I do these.
“Did I get any Commie food”
I swore off commies. Trying to lose weight.
In defense of the “redundant” sign- many DFHs do believe that their shit doesn’t stink. Truth is most of us normies don’t really mind cigarette smoke we just hate you pot heads so much we thought we could rid ourselves of you fucks by banning “smoking”. Our mistake was thinking that you maroons would understand that “smoking” meant marijuanga as well as tobaccy.
There is also the fact that pot is currently much more fashionable than tobacco.
This is true.
Tax cattle both of them.
I sense some hostility on your part.
What is your opinion on smoking yak hair stuffed in a toilet paper tube? I am trying to start that as a trend.
Yakety yak…
I have asked customers if they’re worried about the weed smell getting them searched if stopped since we’re in TX and not some safe zone for weed. “You can smell that?”
I can smell it when they walk by on the other side of the street.
Spokane did a Chinese lantern show for a couple years and then it died. No moving stuff but silly jujitsu with fake swords and plate spinning acrobatic show that was really cool.
Also don’t blame me.
I’ve written two. One is pretty lame though.
Have another three I need to sort and probably turn into four or five.
This is excellent news!
I am a tantric writer.
Real First Ass Niggas Going Hard As Fuck don’t leave the house.
Too busy Firstin’.
Firstin’ aint easy. Have to keep your Firstin’ hands tight.
Your a head in a jar connected to the internet?
It’s probable the future of most of us
I am getting pretty close to that.
I had a video of some guy calling CSPAN as a prank and talking about Will Stancil even getting the line it do be like that in. Can’t find it now but it was pretty fucking funny to me if you get the reference.
Stancil is always getting into those shenanigans. Lately he was kicked off the anti-ICE protester Signal group for “disregarding safety precautions.” It do be like that sometimes I guess. Eventful week for Mr. Stancil.
Everything is so fucking stupid now I have no idea what to make of this claim. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I think I will just continue to not care and laugh at it all.
I hope it leads to the next cartoon.
Is this you, R.J.?
https://youtu.be/yjw_DuNkOUw?si=Zqu7_Xx4uhdH6wp