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CPRM

Organic troll farmer.

32 Comments

  1. DEG

    Way too complicated for an ice cream maker

    Hah!

  2. Aloysious

    That whole thing made me larf my ass off.

    Did I look at the boobage? um… I deny everything.

    • Chafed

      Boobage! Time to dive in.

      • slumbrew

        Major boobage.

      • Chafed

        AOC is right. I’m not ashamed to admit it.

      • slumbrew

        Although Blackberry is surprisngly flat.

      • rhywun

        Blackberry is surprisngly flat

        That did stand out, so to speak.

  3. rhywun

    Holy cow. The future is now.

  4. ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

    I thought the spic and span was a bridge from Mexico to Canada?

    • Threedoor

      How was Rubio before Spic and Span?

      • rhywun

        I can’t even with that racism.

      • Threedoor

        Think he swallowed that much water swimming from Cuba?

    • rhywun

      CSI: Boobies immediately crushes the ratings of every other entry in the franchise.

      • Chafed

        100%

      • Pope Jimbo

        Is that where every scene is some technician running a black light over the big titted victim to reveal that she was killed by bukkake?

  5. Threedoor

    The Hat was not bloodshot.
    He’s been away from Cracky for too long.

  6. rhywun

    FBI raids home of Los Angeles superintendent who admitted to being an illegal alien for 40 years

    Ah. Was wondering what that was about.

    “And I oops!”

    • Fourscore

      Finally I get some closure. I’ve spent the day concerned about what that guy had to hide. 76 M, I guess, is going to take some time.

    • Aloysious

      Too bad they didn’t raid Gavin Newsomes houses. And office.

      • rhywun

        Ah, from the failing-upward school of DNC apparatchiks.

      • Threedoor

        Radio spot I heard tonight said the FBI raided his “modest home.”

    • Gustave Lytton

      At least three different employers and no one will raise the question about how he managed to pass screening and work eligibility. Also, the 40 years would be right after the Reagan amnesty. Sucks to be him. Or not, he was able to pull it off all this time.

      • SarumanTheWoefullyIgnorant

        “how he managed to pass screening and work eligibility”

        Skin color and ethnicity were the most important criteria.

      • Chafed

        With the money has has made, he should be able to live like a king in Mexico.

      • UnCivilServant

        Mexican Kings have a track record of getting their hearts ripped out.

    • Pope Jimbo

      HEY!

      Stop copying the schtick of our St. Paul politicians!

      Earlier this year, Her gained national attention after telling her fellow lawmakers, “I am illegal in this country. My parents are illegal here in this country.” Her, who was born in Laos, made the stunning comments during a House floor debate where she shared how her family came to America.
       
      Addressing her fellow lawmakers, the DFLer appeared to admit that her father, who worked at a U.S. consulate in southeast Asia, forged documents to get his family to America. Her said she had just recently learned that information and told the chamber, “My family broke the law to come here.”
       
      Her’s statements quickly gained national attention on various news outlets and social media platforms. In response, she issued a statement walking back her comments. Among other things, Her said she is a citizen, her parents are citizens, her family “came legally as refugees of the Vietnam War,” and “I am legal.”
       
      The statement did not deny that her father forged paperwork to get her family to America.

      * Her is not some ultra cool pronoun. She is Hmong and that is her family name.

    • Threedoor

      I promise I will be Friday.
      Wether or not you want me to be!

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