Spud has begrudgingly returned home from the garden island of Kauai after ocean side nuptials. You know how I knew I was home, I mean, besides temps in the 30s? There wasn’t a zero on the end of every friggin’ tab I paid. And Kauai has chickens. A lot of them. I read the number is over 400,000. Pretty cool, actually.
Links?
“Queer kids need porn.” Nope, no grooming to see here, move along.
I didn’t know California had so many Libertarians.
So chocolate milk made with whole milk is miscegenated?
Not sure what I think about this.
Tradwife = violent extremist. Yeah, there’s no such thing as the deep state.
You get the government you deserve, good and hard.
Gotta keep the grift going. This thing looks like a butt plug designed in the Soviet Union.
My shocked face is at the cleaners.
Okay, that’s it for me. Time for a cigar under the patio heater, while I day dream about Pina Coladas and chickens. Peace out, Glibbies.
Fun fact. There’s a couple of old guys that I run into various places that play music as a fund raiser for their veterans group. The slide guitarist played slide guitar for Don Ho for 30 years.
The California libertarian link and the milk link seem to be the same.
Maybe they’re related. I’ve heard cow-tipping is a thing in certain areas..
Fixed.
Let them read Teen Vogue.
A good tip is 10%.
Tops.
Is that…
Just the tip?
Meh, I tend to go to the same few places and don’t like to wait when they’re busy. Guess what good tipping gets me? Seated as soon as I’m recognized. I’ve even heard the host say to someone that complained we got seated ahead of her that we had reservations. We didn’t, but they recognize me as a good tipper and pushed us ahead of the line.
A good tip works if you expect to go back, yeah. Or at a bar.
Tipping anywhere you never expect to see again is just being generous. And tipping for zero service that some assholes have been trying to normalize is just extortion.
I always tip more generously in Delaware than in Penna. In Penna., 6% goes to Gov. Shapiro while there is zero sales tax in Delaware.
I tend to tip well, but I hate to be recognized – I end up fidning someplace else if they start recognizing me. It makes me uncomfortable to not be anonymous in public.
The wait staff catches hell when the problem may be in the kitchen. I tend to tip well, The wait staff may be low waged, I want to make their day a little brighter.
Good service. 10%
Anything less. 0
The main problem with the Huckabee interview is that Huckabee is a Christian Zionist nutbar who’s more in love with the idea of Israel than the United States. Being critical of Israeli policy and the Netanyahu administration doesn’t make one a Jew hater.
Feel free to pick from several dozen antisemitic things Carlson has said over the past couple of years. I used to watch him regularly on Fox, and he didn’t say any of those things.
I don’t recall anything either.
I suspect he’s always been that way. Maybe his WASPy elitism is coming to the surface.
A better question: why is it in our interests to spend billions every year defending a tiny, strategically worthless, and perpetually besieged outpost that is almost but not quite the 51st state. Follow up question: are the Jews really better off there?
I didn’t release there were many Jews in Taiwan.
Because oil. We need a satrap for the empire. Also, WWII. I mean, a people who just survived a holocaust/genocide at the end of the old world order can hope to effect the drawing of new borders.
Qatari cock tastes good, apparently.
I haven’t watched enough Tucker is an antisemite but his all Israel all the time schtick is getting old. Israelis were responsible for 9/11, Tik Tok bans, the only country that tries to influence US policy or extract foreign aid, Israel persecutes Christians, etc etc. I bet they even orchestrated 10/7.
Hell, according to the nutniks they orchestrated the Nazi Holocaust, the Ukrainian Holodomor, the expulsion of the Greeks from Turkey, etc. etc.
It’s so tiresome.
I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that this would not be an issue under any President other than Orange Hitler.
You have to go to the linked article to see that she is anti-ICE and apparently pro-illegal alien. How these stances are in the interest of New Yorkers is an exercise for the reader, I guess.
Public officials siding with foreign nationals are traitors and quislings. Two witnesses and hemp rope.
lol
If someone from the Obama era had described the appearance and the gargantuan corruption this thing would some day become I would think they were making shit up as too predictably in line with everything about that asshole.
65-70% of the world’s population is lactose intolerant. Europeans recently evolved a gene to process lactose, so… something, but probably not white supremacy. Also, I think that’s why cheese became a thing, it gets rid of the lactose? IDK, just not gonna look it up.
About Biden approving the raid on Mars Lago: wow! Presidents have universally approved executive privileges for previous presidents, forever, because they expect the same courtesy. I can’t believe that a crook like Biden would blow up that tradition… unless he was mentally incompetent.
Remember at the time he denied all responsibility for the raid.
Politicians lie. News at 7:00!
If you don’t remember doing it, or if your EA did it for you, are you really lying?
I am so, so sorry for 65-70% of the world’s population. 😥
They can still eat cheese! I can’t stand drinking milk, myself, although not lactose intolerant. The texture. The fact that its from a cow tit… IDK, don’t like it. But man, do I like cheese!
Was not aware that those defectives could eat cheese. All kinds? Some kinds?
I still love milk and drink lots of it every day.
Huh. Cheese making does get rid of the lactose in hard cheese (and who wants a soft cheese am I right?), but 2% milk has just as much lactose as whole milk, so my whole remark is moot.
The algorithm smiles upon me once more:
19 Dangerous Homemade Firewood Processing Machines
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9TCzF9-mxo
Lots of men (and their sons) working without female supervision.
“…while I day dream about Pina Coladas and chickens. Peace out.”
The cocks get your cock out? These euphemis are getting more hennish.
A close relative of mine has diabetes. She insisted on having a banana split for dinner but didn’t eat the bananas. Why? Well, that fruit would raise her blood sugar.
[Kif sigh]
Maybe she was worried she might set off a Geiger Counter.
She also gives her dogs treats when they bark. When I noted that she was training them to bark, she yelled SHUT UP! at me.
[facepalm]
Nice cock. By that I mean rooster
For shpip, Brett, Bro, and all the other Florida glibs:
https://platedlizard.blogspot.com/2026/02/florida-man-coat-of-arms.html
Something new for us to dick around with the Europeans.
Love how CNN approaches this…
A fight over circumcision is giving Europe a taste of the new US diplomacy
https://archive.fo/x6Gzl