The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 94

by | May 6, 2026 | Hat and Hair | 83 comments

It’s crazy how quickly conspiracy theories can flip sides. Like how Hillary’s team came up up with the Obama birth certificate thing and then rando right wingers obsessed over it. Or how now the left are the crazy Epstein conspiracy theorists. My brain hurts.

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83 Comments

  1. R.J.

    No time to watch tonight. I do hope you made a fake suicide note for Epstein.

    • Aloysious

      Anything worth saying is worth repeating.

  2. R.J.

    No time to watch tonight. I do hope you made a fake suicide note for Epstein.

  3. R.J.

    No time to watch tonight. I do hope you made a fake suicide note for Epstein.

  4. R.J.

    No time to watch tonight. I do hope you made a fake suicide note for Epstein.

  5. R.J.

    No time to watch tonight. I do hope you made a fake suicide note for Epstein.

  6. rhywun

    Whoa. 😳

    • R.J.

      What tha fuck was that?

      • rhywun

        WordPress testing some sort of quantum entanglement plugin.

      • Threedoor

        69th dimensional squires.

      • Threedoor

        Squirrels dang it.

      • SarumanTheWoefullyIgnorant

        Stutterposting at its best.

      • rhywun

        STEVE SMITH HAVE SOME INTERESTING IDEAS ABOUT 69 SQUIRES

      • Threedoor

        Make it 72 and we have a deal.

      • rhywun

        69 MORE INTRIGUING SOME REASON HAVE HEARD FUN!

      • Chafed

        That’s what she said!

    • The Hyperbole

      Now, that is how one “Firsts.” Brochawad (or what ever he calls hisself) could learn a thing or two from R.J.

      • Brochettaward

        Brochettaward knows a thing or two about a thing or two. And the First about a First.

  7. Evan from Evansville

    Whoa. 😳

  8. Evan from Evansville

    “Kesha says she’s mostly celibate and masturbates to ‘gratitude meditations'”

    Not sure why that popped up on my news feed. But there you have it.

    • rhywun

      Because she paid someone for the attention.

    • Threedoor

      I have two degrees of separation from her oddly.

      My buddy Matt is friends with a gal who knows her, Aparently they all went to the zoo together once.

      • Tres Cool

        Is she +sized?
        Hook me up

      • Threedoor

        The best description of her I have heard is “she looks sticky.”

        Matt said she was pretty nice and normal.

      • Threedoor

        Granted that was almost ten years ago.

    • Evan from Evansville

      I’d love to have big and small chats with folk here, but I feel uncomfortable talking in my Normal Voice at home. I’d especially like to, cuz I don’t really ever get to talk in it.

      • Threedoor

        Leave your camera off.
        We’re naked. You’re the voyeur, the voyeur has the power.

      • Evan from Evansville

        *jitters* I can never get comfortable, I fear. My room is next to the master bedroom. One’s asleep and the other’ll be up here soon enough. Especially with where topics here’d likely go, I’d feel … awkward speaking. Steady hands on my volume knob. (No not that one.

        (This arrangement also disturbs my gentlemen’s special interest activities.)

    • whahappan

      I’m there.

  9. rhywun

    Ag(e)ing.

    I discovered too late after work that my new usual liquor store was closed due to some stupid yearly campus event that I had no idea was today – why? – but then I remembered that there was supposed to be another liquor store a couple blocks away that I had never visited.

    Problem being it is very steep walk downhill and I’m a little unsteady on my feet lately because reasons. I face planted a few weeks ago in similar circumstances and have been quite wary of, well, walking. It turns out that walking downhill can be challenging.

    But needs must and I navigated the gauntlet quite successfully and I am enjoying the fruits of my labor now.

    • Threedoor

      I’m laying on a heating pad.

      I went to look at a box for my worktruck and instead of sitting down on the back of it and hopping to the ground I did what I normally do, grab the strap on the roll up door and ride the door down. Well…

      About a foot and a half down the strap broke and sent me to the ground on my ass. I fell about four feet and told the guy showing me the box that I had to lay there for a minute. After a bit in the fetal position I got to my knees and then had him help
      Me the rest of the way up. Knocked the wind out of me and bruised my ass. Wracked my spine too.

      No blood no foul and it was my own damn fault. I may not be able to walk
      Tomorrow.

      • rhywun

        I injured my hand during that face plant a few weeks ago and it still fucking hurts. Didn’t break anything (I guess?) but I still can’t completely make a fist.

        I have other aches and pains and complaints that are more demanding so whatever.

      • whahappan

        Sorry to all for their ambulatory misfortunes. No sarc, sincere : )

      • Evan from Evansville

        Damn. Be well, all.

    • rhywun

      walking downhill can be challenging

      Oh and walking uphill blows too. I had to rest a couple times.

      I need to move someplace flat.

      • Chafed

        Many a Midwest Glib can give you a recommendation.

      • Threedoor

        You need a Puppeteer apartment. No sharp angles

      • rhywun

        Pierson’s?

    • Chafed

      Look at you working to get your drink on.

    • Evan from Evansville

      *high five*

      Stay thirsty, my friend.

  10. Evan from Evansville

    @rhy: Only 16 shots for the Sabres? That’s a damn shame, that.

    • rhywun

      Who cares. They won.

      • Evan from Evansville

        (I was making ‘fun’ of them without revealing the score, in case you hadn’t seen. *pbbbbbth*)

        Cal lost 28-6. So there.

        I was also gonna remind you of Cincinnati, but I think I’m pretty much the only MLB-specific person here. (NHL’s a lower bracket for me.) Yeah. Cincinnati. Four in the ninth?! Fuckers. That one, that really was a shame.

      • rhywun

        I’ve been watching a few Mets games. I’ll flip that on if there’s nothing else.

        But yeah I only watch sports live so have no fear about revealing the Cal score.

  11. UnCivilServant

    Even taking a few hours off to play video games, I got the reverse proxy working.

    I was testing by having a lamped plugged in to the PDU so I can see instantly that everything was working.

    A lot of work to flip a light switch…

  12. Ted S.

    Oh no, what will the potheads do?

    Read the article (sorry, not quoting this one since I’m not giving the dispensaries the free advertising) and you’ll find there are still a bunch of “recreational” dispensaries, as if the “medical” dispensary that shut down wasn’t being used for recreational purposes too. And what reads like an oversaturated market.

    • rhywun

      “budtenders”

      Taps out.

      I liked it better when the market was underground.

    • Sean

      🤨

    • PieInTheSky

      it’s late it’s late it’s 10 minutes after 8

    • UnCivilServant

      Morning, Sean.

      Time to figure out breakfast.

      • PieInTheSky

        125g blueberries, 60g crunchy buckwheat flakes, 150 ml milk with one scoop of whey and a tablespoon of cocoa. sorted.

      • PieInTheSky

        if you lift heavy after you kinds burn the sugar.

      • PieInTheSky

        fine 3 egg omelette 100g low fat feta cheese 100g turkey ham 200g cherry tomatoes. sorted

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, Sean, Teh Hype, Ted’S., and U, and good afternoon, Pie!

      • Gender Traitor

        Hey there. How are you today?

      • UnCivilServant

        I woke up closer to my alarm, so that’s good.

        Can’t find my PuTTY public key, so that’s not so good.

        But that’s the worst of my problems at the moment, so that’s good.

      • UnCivilServant

        Found it!

        now I can set up passwordless auth

      • Ted S.

        Your password isn’t just “password”?

      • Gender Traitor

        You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension…

        Speaking of doors, what the word on your storm door?

      • UnCivilServant

        No.

        In fact, I never know my password for this account because the state bought a piece of software that automatically randomizes the passwords for all accounts of a particular set every three days. So rather than log in to the application using my MFA token to find out today’s randomized password, I set up public key authentication to the linux boxes and save myself the hassle of even putting in a password.

      • UnCivilServant

        As for the storm door, they took the measurements yesterday, now I’m waiting on the quote because the guy with the measuring tape isn’t allowed to do that step.

      • Gender Traitor

        Hope you can get it fixed before there’s a storm!

      • Sean

        🙂

      • UnCivilServant

        Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Results show X, Y, and Z: further research (and funding) needed. Why not Season 3 though?

    • rhywun

      My exposure to preening idiots like Oxford Academics is associated with brain cell loss.

  13. Tres Cool

    suh’ fam
    whats goody

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, homey.

      • Tres Cool

        Been obsessively watching the OtterCam?

      • Gender Traitor

        No, but I do have it bookmarked.

      • UnCivilServant

        At first, I missed the question mark and thought Tres was watching the otters.

        🦦

      • Tres Cool

        I was. But I otter be working…

    • rhywun

      TACO!!1!

      • Sensei

        Yup.