The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 94

by | May 6, 2026 | Hat and Hair | 38 comments

It’s crazy how quickly conspiracy theories can flip sides. Like how Hillary’s team came up up with the Obama birth certificate thing and then rando right wingers obsessed over it. Or how now the left are the crazy Epstein conspiracy theorists. My brain hurts.

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38 Comments

  1. R.J.

    No time to watch tonight. I do hope you made a fake suicide note for Epstein.

    • Aloysious

      Anything worth saying is worth repeating.

  2. R.J.

    No time to watch tonight. I do hope you made a fake suicide note for Epstein.

  3. R.J.

    No time to watch tonight. I do hope you made a fake suicide note for Epstein.

  4. R.J.

    No time to watch tonight. I do hope you made a fake suicide note for Epstein.

  5. R.J.

    No time to watch tonight. I do hope you made a fake suicide note for Epstein.

      • rhywun

        WordPress testing some sort of quantum entanglement plugin.

      • Threedoor

        69th dimensional squires.

      • Threedoor

        Squirrels dang it.

      • SarumanTheWoefullyIgnorant

        Stutterposting at its best.

      • rhywun

        STEVE SMITH HAVE SOME INTERESTING IDEAS ABOUT 69 SQUIRES

      • Threedoor

        Make it 72 and we have a deal.

      • rhywun

        69 MORE INTRIGUING SOME REASON HAVE HEARD FUN!

      • Chafed

        That’s what she said!

    • The Hyperbole

      Now, that is how one “Firsts.” Brochawad (or what ever he calls hisself) could learn a thing or two from R.J.

  6. Evan from Evansville

    Whoa. 😳

  7. Evan from Evansville

    “Kesha says she’s mostly celibate and masturbates to ‘gratitude meditations'”

    Not sure why that popped up on my news feed. But there you have it.

    • rhywun

      Because she paid someone for the attention.

    • Threedoor

      I have two degrees of separation from her oddly.

      My buddy Matt is friends with a gal who knows her, Aparently they all went to the zoo together once.

      • Tres Cool

        Is she +sized?
        Hook me up

      • Threedoor

        The best description of her I have heard is “she looks sticky.”

        Matt said she was pretty nice and normal.

      • Threedoor

        Granted that was almost ten years ago.

    • Evan from Evansville

      I’d love to have big and small chats with folk here, but I feel uncomfortable talking in my Normal Voice at home. I’d especially like to, cuz I don’t really ever get to talk in it.

      • Threedoor

        Leave your camera off.
        We’re naked. You’re the voyeur, the voyeur has the power.

  8. rhywun

    Ag(e)ing.

    I discovered too late after work that my new usual liquor store was closed due to some stupid yearly campus event that I had no idea was today – why? – but then I remembered that there was supposed to be another liquor store a couple blocks away that I had never visited.

    Problem being it is very steep walk downhill and I’m a little unsteady on my feet lately because reasons. I face planted a few weeks ago in similar circumstances and have been quite wary of, well, walking. It turns out that walking downhill can be challenging.

    But needs must and I navigated the gauntlet quite successfully and I am enjoying the fruits of my labor now.

    • Threedoor

      I’m laying on a heating pad.

      I went to look at a box for my worktruck and instead of sitting down on the back of it and hopping to the ground I did what I normally do, grab the strap on the roll up door and ride the door down. Well…

      About a foot and a half down the strap broke and sent me to the ground on my ass. I fell about four feet and told the guy showing me the box that I had to lay there for a minute. After a bit in the fetal position I got to my knees and then had him help
      Me the rest of the way up. Knocked the wind out of me and bruised my ass. Wracked my spine too.

      No blood no foul and it was my own damn fault. I may not be able to walk
      Tomorrow.

      • rhywun

        I injured my hand during that face plant a few weeks ago and it still fucking hurts. Didn’t break anything (I guess?) but I still can’t completely make a fist.

        I have other aches and pains and complaints that are more demanding so whatever.

      • whahappan

        Sorry to all for their ambulatory misfortunes. No sarc, sincere : )

    • rhywun

      walking downhill can be challenging

      Oh and walking uphill blows too. I had to rest a couple times.

      I need to move someplace flat.

      • Chafed

        Many a Midwest Glib can give you a recommendation.

      • Threedoor

        You need a Puppeteer apartment. No sharp angles

    • Chafed

      Look at you working to get your drink on.

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