The Crider Chronicles: The Orleans Incident – Part I

by | Apr 13, 2026 | Fiction | 56 comments

The First Galactic War

Rear Admiral Isaac Gauss, Commander, Task Group One, Confederate Navy, is overseeing a Fleet exercise near the Confederate world New Albion.  The Confederate battle cruiser CSS Orleans, Gaussโ€™ flagship, is under way at sublight speed when several Grugell ships are detected dropping out of subspace.  In the ensuing engagement, the Orleans is crippled, and several ships destroyed, in exchange for two Grugell warships.  The Confederate Task Group escapes into subspace, fleeing in disarray.

Nearly three years of fighting ensue.  Planetary bombardments and invasion forces render the Confederate world of New Albion nearly sterile.  Fleets of starships engage in running battles. 

Meanwhile, on Tarbos, the Confederate Senate and House of Selectmen debate expanding the role of the Confederate government to strengthen the Navy, while maintaining the sovereignty of the individual planets.  The Senator from Forest, Michael Crider Jr., leads the fight to secure funding for a new class of warships, even as his sister Andrea leads her squadron of strike fighters into battle.  To further save precious funds, the Confederate Navy Department authorizes the use of privateer ships โ€“ armed, privately owned starships that fight in several engagements.  One privateer, the Starship Shade Tree, succeeds in destroying a Grugell Occupation ship.

The Shade Tree was also present at the second Battle of Fortune, and recovered data taken from the main computer of a Grugell frigate the alerted the Confederate Navy of the Grugellโ€™s plans to attack Earth directly.ย  The final engagement comes in the Battle of Rally Point Alpha, where the new class of Confederate ships โ€“ the Dreadnought class โ€“ makes its debut.ย  –

Morris/Handel, โ€œA History of the First Galactic Confederacy,โ€ University Publications, 2804CE

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Semi-notorious local political gadfly and general pain in the ass. Iโ€™m firmly convinced that the Earth and all its inhabitants were placed here for my personal amusement and entertainment, and I comport myself accordingly. Vote Animal/STEVE SMITH 2028!

56 Comments

  1. Not Adahn

    The story continues!

    • R.J.

      Once the expenses slow down I really need to get this series. It’s in my Amazon wish list.

      • slumbrew

        Can recommend.

  2. Evan from Evansville

    “Dreadnought” is by far the best named class of ship ever. (And the OG, the 1906 HMS Dreadnought.)

    On her: “Although designed to engage enemy battleships, her only significant action was the ramming and sinking of German submarine SM U-29; thus she became the only battleship confirmed to have sunk a submarine.”

    That’s a pretty, preetty, preeetty bad damn day for Captain Otto Weddigen, the U-29’s last commander. (U-29 was sunk with all hands on 18 March 1915 in the Pentland Firth, north of Scotland.) Whoops!

    • Evan from Evansville

      Further oddity: “From 1907 to 1911, Dreadnought served as flagship of the Royal Navy’s Home Fleet.[50] In 1910, she attracted the attention of notorious hoaxer Horace de Vere Cole, who ๐ฉ๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐š๐๐ž๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐‘๐จ๐ฒ๐š๐ฅ ๐๐š๐ฏ๐ฒ ๐ญ๐จ ๐š๐ซ๐ซ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ž ๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ ๐š ๐ฉ๐š๐ซ๐ญ๐ฒ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐€๐›๐ฒ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ข๐ง๐ข๐š๐ง ๐ซ๐จ๐ฒ๐š๐ฅ๐ฌ ๐ญ๐จ ๐›๐ž ๐ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ž๐ง ๐š ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐š ๐ฌ๐ก๐ข๐ฉ. ๐ˆ๐ง ๐ซ๐ž๐š๐ฅ๐ข๐ญ๐ฒ, ๐ญ๐ก๐ž “๐€๐›๐ฒ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ข๐ง๐ข๐š๐ง [Ethiopian] ๐ซ๐จ๐ฒ๐š๐ฅ๐ฌ” ๐ฐ๐ž๐ซ๐ž ๐ฌ๐จ๐ฆ๐ž ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐‚๐จ๐ฅ๐ž’๐ฌ ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐ข๐ž๐ง๐๐ฌ ๐ข๐ง ๐›๐ฅ๐š๐œ๐ค๐Ÿ๐š๐œ๐ž ๐š๐ง๐ ๐๐ข๐ฌ๐ ๐ฎ๐ข๐ฌ๐ž, ๐ข๐ง๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐๐ข๐ง๐  ๐š ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐  ๐•๐ข๐ซ๐ ๐ข๐ง๐ข๐š ๐–๐จ๐จ๐ฅ๐Ÿ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ก๐ž๐ซ ๐๐ฅ๐จ๐จ๐ฆ๐ฌ๐›๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฒ ๐†๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ฉ ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐ข๐ž๐ง๐๐ฌ; it became known as the Dreadnought hoax.”

      Bloomsbury Group included Virginia Woolf, John Maynard Keynes, E. M. Forster, Vanessa Bell, and Lytton Strachey. Well. I ‘know’ the first two.
      Blackface was OK when WE did it!

      • creech

        And sold for scrap only 15 years after commissioning.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        EM Forster wrote Passage to India, Howards End, Room With a View, and assorted other books turned into costume drama films in the 80s and 90s.

        The other two are notable only for being forgettable.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Not just costume drama, but by Merchant Ivory. Possibly the best British filmmaking duo since Powell pressburger.

  3. kinnath

    I love this series. It’s the only reason that I look forward to Monday.

  4. The Late P Brooks

    Muh magic hat!

    One reason for the large scale of the project is President Donald Trumpโ€™s isolationist agenda: aluminum is critical for war.

    Mimi Sheller, dean at Worcester Polytechnic Institute, is the author of โ€œAluminum Dreams: The Making of Light Modernity.โ€ She said the smelter, which would be the first facility of its kind to be stood up domestically in about 45 years, only has one obvious advantage.

    โ€œIt doesnโ€™t make a lot of economic sense,โ€ said Sheller. โ€œIt doesnโ€™t make a lot of environmental sense. It only makes sense within a military strategic national security context where you have alienated all of your allies.โ€

    The need for domestic aluminum is heightened by Iranโ€™s March bombing of two large smelters in the Middle East, and by Trumpโ€™s tariffs, which are as high as 50%, even though aluminum is produced more cheaply in Canada.

    Do the icky dirty stuff somewhere else. Let the Morlocks make it and sell it to us at a discount.

    • kinnath

      Annex western Canada. Let the rest wither and die.

      • R.J.

        Agreed

      • Gender Traitor

        Annex Oak Island too! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

      • Threedoor

        Do we really want the western half of BC?

      • Sean

        I don’t.

      • kinnath

        Do we really want the western half of BC?

        Well, we have our own west coast problem to deal with. Might as well handle it all at the same time.

        One final solution to the problem.

      • Threedoor

        Kinnith, the ol get them all in one place and build a wall around them.

        Iโ€™m pretty good with splitting everything west of the cascades and the Deschutes River off from the U.S. let them have their utopia.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        We should poison Oak Island.

    • Threedoor

      So fluoride is poisoned to deer but not peopleโ€ฆ

      It makes economic sense if someone is willing to build it. But then the last admin propped it up. And are they subsidies or simply lower taxes? These two are not the same.

      • Threedoor

        Oklahoma is a RTW state.
        Washington is a forced unionization state. How did that work out for Kaiser in Spokane?

    • R C Dean

      One reason for the large scale of the project is President Donald Trumpโ€™s isolationist agenda: aluminum is critical for war.

      Why would an isolationist be ramping up war production?

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        You can vote socialism in, but only shoot your way out?

  5. The Late P Brooks

    Nobody wants an aluminum smelter next door, but they sure do like those aluminum F150s.

    • Gustave Lytton

      There’s no steel body choice.

    • kinnath

      Held out against the dog longer than I would have expected.

      • The Other Kevin

        He should have just thrown a smaller stick.

    • The Other Kevin

      Was he speaking softly?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      More proof that we need to reopen the damn insane asylums.

      • Threedoor

        Bring back the scaffold in the town square.

      • R C Dean

        Guillotine. Erect a guillotine in the town square.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        That’s an erection that could win an election!

  6. The Late P Brooks

    Held out against the dog longer than I would have expected.

    Attempted murder of a police officer!

    • Threedoor

      Theyโ€™ll charge him for assault in a cop over the dog.

      In the army they give the cop dogs the rank of sergeant so if you kick one they get you on the charge of assault on an NCO.

    • kinnath

      Blocked by the corporate firewall. I will have to check it out later.

    • Sean

      You know what I don’t need? Slow motion arm jiggle.

    • R C Dean

      Thatโ€™s not a manic pixie dream anything.

      • R C Dean

        Meant to add: Sure looks like she knows her way around a boomstick, though.

      • Not Adahn

        Quad loading is hawt.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Benelli? Sad.

      Should get something cool, like a Purdy.

      • Not Adahn

        I found it hilarious that she, like a normal person, chose based on what was most popular. When you’ve never had a real choice, you wouldn’t learn how to shop/choose.

  7. The Late P Brooks

    Headline: Experts are Skeptical.

    BELIEVE ALL EXPERTS

    All OUR experts, that is.

  8. The Late P Brooks

    Bless his heart

    โ€œWe as an LGBTQ community celebrate the legal climb-down by the gutless Trump Administration on their contemptuous attempt to erase queer people from American history at Stonewall, the birthplace of the worldwide LGBTQ human rights movement,โ€ said Hoylman-Sigal, who is the first openly gay person elected to his job.

    Just like when you run the Nazis off at Bunker Hill.

  9. The Late P Brooks

    Somebody help me. In a photo of the flag pole in that article about the Stonewall gay banner, there is a statue of what appears to be a civil war general(?!) in the foreground. Who is it? I doubt it’s Stonewall Jackson, but who knows?

  10. The Late P Brooks
  11. The Late P Brooks

    Found it!

    General Philip Henry Sheridan; hardly a hero of Quiltbag Nation, but he was there first.

    • kinnath

      Aren’t we adding something like MIMIC to the front of QUILTBAG now.

      • slumbrew

        I thought that was just the Canukistani grifters

      • kinnath

        good point

    • creech

      Statue dedicated in 1936.

  12. The Late P Brooks

    Sheridan, credited with the phrase, “The only good indian is a dead indian.”

    • slumbrew

      I mean, the online scammers aren’t _that_ bad.

    • creech

      “I don’t go so far as to think that the only good Indians are the dead Indians, but I believe nine out of every ten are. And I shouldn’t inquire too closely into the case of the tenth.” Theodore Roosevelt, January 1886 speech in New York.