The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 97

by | Jul 1, 2026 | Hat and Hair | 73 comments

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73 Comments

  1. DEG

    best most classy people

    Was AI Donald really talking about us?

    • DEG

      Tag fail. This should be better:

      best most classy people

      Was AI Donald really talking about us?

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        AI Donald, or El Donald?

      • rhywun

        ad-Donald

  2. rhywun

    Even better the second time. The “creative class” have a legitimate reason to be terrified – because they are about to be out of work.

  3. Sean

    I wouldn’t say no to FDA approved coke…

    • DEG

      It’s Schedule II. So, in theory, you can get it legally.

      • Ted S.

        Hunter Biden gets it all first.

    • Evan from Evansville

      I don’t recall the decades-long global drug cartel violence and cultural revolutions when Bayer and Coca-Cola were both slangin’ the good stuff on the streets.

      Musta been a frightful time. I want the OG recipe. Make New Coke Great Again.

      • rhywun

        lol I associate coke with vuvuzelas and the 2010 World Cup because I was coked up for a lot of it. Fun, expensive times.

  4. DEG

    OT: Massachusetts Man

    A Massachusetts man is accused of running from police in New Hampshire on an electric unicycle.

    Rochester police say they got a call on Sunday about someone weaving in and out of traffic on South Main Street.

    Officers eventually found the subject, but they say he did not stop when they tried to question him.

    After chasing him, police say they arrested Michael Grillo Junior.

    Police say the unicycle he was riding can reach speeds of up to 93 mph.

    That’s the whole story. There’s not much extra in the article video.

    • rhywun

      the unicycle he was riding can reach speeds of up to 93 mph

      lol Bullshit

      • rhywun

        Well, OK then.

        How the hell does someone ride that thing?!

      • Ted S.

        Very carefully.

      • Sean

        Off a cliff

      • Threedoor

        You ride it.

        You don’t stop abruptly.

      • rhywun

        You don’t stop abruptly.

        Well, not by choice.

    • Evan from Evansville

      I was gonna make fun of Mass. Man, but if he actually got it that fast? Uh. I applaud his dedication to earn his Darwin Award while having some funky-ass good times.

      Cuz. Damn. I hope Junior was stealing some mints.

  5. UnCivilServant

    Mmmm… 🥓

    It may just be bottom shelf precooked bacon, but I needed something for food.

    • rhywun

      I am thinking of microwaving a cup of mac & cheese because I’m out of ideas for the night.

      • UnCivilServant

        And then kick it up with some more cheese, perhaps a bechamel sauce to add more cheese, top it with additional cheese and bake until golden brown?

      • rhywun

        Not on a school night.

      • UnCivilServant

        Aww…

        I like cheese

        🧀😁👍

      • R.J.

        How about Ham and Bananas Hollandaise, served with a refreshing Beef Fizz?

      • R.J.

        Beef fizz: The standard recipe combines two cans of condensed beef broth with one cup of chilled ginger ale and two tablespoons of lemon juice. Serve over ice!

      • UnCivilServant

        @RJ.

        No…. I would rather not turn a matching shade as you.

      • rhywun

        I love cheese but the Annie’s microwave cups are cheesy enough for a lazy Wednesday evening.

      • Evan from Evansville

        evol does surprisingly good frozen meals. (I only bake them. I’m patient.) Unless I ‘go out,’ they and a few others are almost always my dinners. This blackened chicken, cheesy pasta is mine right this moment. Not bad. One of the smaller ones, so I’ll eat something in addition to my daily dessert of [some brand]’s ‘yogurt flip thingys, with the smore (or peanut butter) topping thing.

        True now as it always was, bachelor food is pretty phenomenal. It must worry the ‘real’ restaurant biz, same as theaters. Well. Take out is take out. But still.

      • Sean

        Eat more steak. Weirdos.

      • rhywun

        I usually have a supply of Stouffers but I’ll check those out. They are a little pricier.

      • Aloysious

        @rhy: Do you have an air fryer? I’ve discovered that mine can cook bone in chicken almost like it is deep fried.

        Set and forget. On a work night by the time I get the cocktail made and a shower, it’s done.

        And if you like deep fried sausages, they turn out great. Nice and crunchy.

        As you can tell, I’m converted. At least on work nights.

      • rhywun

        Eat more steak. Weirdos.

        I wish I could but I have not had time to practice with my new choppers yet so it will have to wait a while until I can chew something again.

      • rhywun

        Do you have an air fryer?

        I do, but see my previous comment re: current limitations.

        I think I am moving in August and after that I can focus my energies on better eats.

      • Evan from Evansville

        It is pricier, but Yellowstone chili is the best. Not the best chili, duh, but theirs is legit good. Their meat pasta thing is good but I get it cuz it’s a beast of calories for me. 770 for one thing. Damn. Truffle Mac n cheese is fun.

        Even with my own kitchen, I’d rarely make a steak, iirc. To be fair, in Korea+ beef was very expensive. A nice crock pot of thick soup for the week, usually a weekend breakfast, and special occasions.

      • rhywun

        I tried one of the Yellowstone chicken things and wasn’t impressed enough to try again. Plus the silly TV tie in made me roll my eyes.

        Before the medical establishment removed all of my teeth last year I was really starting to get into cooking. Oh well.

      • Threedoor

        I’m
        With Sean.

  6. rhywun

    *sigh* the constant Weather Terror Porn warnings are seriously interfering with Team USA! USA!

    It just made me miss a gol.

    The annoying thing is all of them are hundreds of miles away because I live in Remotesville.

    • rhywun

      Well, that was nuts.

      The red card against the US was absolute bullshit but we won anyway so fuck the refs who wanted us out. Unfortunately the red card punishes us in the next match too.

      • creech

        We got knocked down harder in high school gym class and popped back up; didn’t writhe on the ground like happens five or six times in every soccer match.

      • SarumanTheWoefullyIgnorant

        I always felt that if a player fell down and started acting as if he had been shot, he should be treated as if he was shot. As in being immediately loaded onto a gurney and transported pronto to the nearest hospital. Where he must stay for observation for at least 24 hours. And in the ICU so all the bells, beeps, and nurse visits keep him constantly awake.

  7. rhywun

    Question for you married guys – what do you do when out of nowhere your all-American wife turns into a hard-core Islamic terrorist supporter? The article doesn’t mention what became of the poor dude in this case.

    • UnCivilServant

      My guess in this case is they separated and she went off the deep end (order of operations may be switched)

    • Evan from Evansville

      Kinda sounds like a reverse True Lies. (One of the best movies ever.)

      In this sequel. it’d be some queer redemption story and hubby’d be killed for being the patriarchal colonizer he is. Their kids would also be ‘sacrificed,’ cuz they’re rape kids, dontcha know?
      —-
      *reads* WTF? Where’d she get two grenades? Quite certain they’re hollowed, but, uh, why? That’s how you flash your Jew-hatin’ cred? Hubby’s gotta be in on it.

      When ya first asked, I was gonna ask “Is she hot?” Oh-ho. No. No she is not.

      • rhywun

        I think it probably really is just as simple as it appears to be – lefty chick propagandized into Jew-hating madness. It’s becoming quite common these days.

      • Evan from Evansville

        Well. Uh. I guess someone else has said it: Is it really so simple that these gals *really* wanna get dominated, like, kinda really hard in bed? Um. Otherwise why go so gung-ho into the whole Islam+women thing? Well, I already know they hate Jews. But to approach it from this angle. I bet she opened up to whatever ‘charming’ ‘Iman’ she saw. (Over, and over… and over…)

        AWFL drowning in tepid soy boy milk, ‘needs’ outsider to awaken her truth?… She’s open to anyone! HIM! I really don’t think I’m being nuts, here. (“And let that be a lesson to the rest of you… NUTS!”)

      • rhywun

        I wasn’t reading anything sexual into her story. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

        Surely you have seen enough examples of lefties going off the deep end without it having to be sexual.

      • Evan from Evansville

        Wasn’t really thinking of her. Just AWFLs in general. Combined with Queers for Palestine ignorance or whatever, it seems so strange for a a group that, not long ago, was and still is (I guess?) Big Brave Girl Boss, has a large chunk that’s gone to pro-Islam and what that means for women. (‘REAL Islam hasn’t been tried!’)

        I’m trying to think of anything else, cuz I really don’t buy the Jew hatred angle. What’s there has been there. Something new has been added, but I don’t see why Islam. *equal shrug*

      • rhywun

        The soviets linked islamism with radicalization decades ago in their attempt to bring down America. It’s still bearing fruit today.

    • Tres Cool

      “Catherine Beth Washburn, 37, a self-proclaimed stay-at-home mom, according to her Facebook account..”

      “Bye, Felicia.”

    • Threedoor

      You treat her like a Muslim man would.

      And add a younger middle to the wife collection

    • slumbrew

      My (((wife))) is reflexively lefty, but I don’t think I have to worry about her heading in that particular direction.

    • Chafed

      Get really pissed off she blew $30k on her hobby without telling me.

  8. kinnath

    Proton VPN is apparently causing Glibs to verify that I’m not a robot every time I refresh.

    • Evan from Evansville

      I’ve seen y’all talk about this. I’ve still never seen it. Chrome and Pixel phone.

      • kinnath

        new for me today.

        just installed proton VPN.

        overall it’s working fine. Glibs is the only site complaining.

      • rhywun

        It happened to me once only. I don’t use a VPN.

      • kinnath

        Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

      • Tres Cool

        Glibs fucks with my VPN from time to time.
        Yesterday I entered my password which is *********

        Now it thinks its ******

    • Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

      Also on Proton VPN. I am not getting a verify every time.

      • kinnath

        multiple refreshes in short order don’t trigger it.

        but if I’ve been gone for a bit, it takes 5 seconds or so to verify my browser.

      • slumbrew

        Cloudflare, like most Content Delivery Networks (CDNs) have various methods to mark VPN exit points as potentially threatening – actual attackers use them regularly.

        So using a VPN is likely to trigger Cloudflare’s anti-bot mechanisms.

        Those methods aren’t perfect, so it can depend on which VPN endpoint you use.

    • rhywun

      “We have to stand against the politics of division.”

      My hero. 🙄

      • creech

        Gee, I thought the purpose of elections is to divide us.

    • Threedoor

      Untill you have staffers pounding in a senate conference room is it the gayest?

      • Chafed

        Good point

    • R.J.

      Don’t forget the tax stamp!

    • PieInTheSky

      that looks like an unnecessary purchase.

  9. PieInTheSky

    you guys managed to defeat both Bosnia and Herzegovina. Impressive.

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