The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 98

by | Jul 8, 2026 | Hat and Hair | 74 comments

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  1. DEG

    “I’m not that dumb.”

    Heh.

  2. kinnath

    My next post dives into Id and Ego. Spooky.

      • Aloysious

        Love that movie.

        As a kid, it scared the pee water out of me.

  3. DEG

    Indiana man

    His arson plan was a bunch of junk.

    A firebug in Indiana cut off his own penis, dumped gasoline on it — then used it to light a blaze inside a neighbor’s garage, according to police.

    Christopher Peden, 36, of Fort Wayne, allegedly copped to giving himself the shaft after first claiming he was stabbed, according to court documents.

    • creech

      See, this is what happens when a male kid is fully committed to transing to a woman and the taxpayers don’t provide him with
      free “gender affirming healthcare.”

      You know who else cut off his genitalia? No not that guy; I’m thinking of Sgt. Boston Corbett, the soldier who gunned down John Wilkes Booth. Did it with a pair of rusty scissors.

    • Evan from Evansville

      Indiana Man has dedication. “During the totally nuts kindling plan, he poured gasoline on his severed genitals and “set it on fire on the floor of the garage just inside the door,” according to court documents cited by the station.”

      He did this AFTER he cut it off. No pre-drenching for IN-Man. IN-Man’s in like sin. None of that seems easy with, presumably, a large amount of blood loss, pain, and just the messiness of it. Did he already have a flame ready? Flippin’ a lighter wouldn’t be too easy. Did he throw his cock over? Good aim, if so, I s’pose. If not, how far did he have to waddle with his dick in his hand, perhaps to long enough realize his plan might not’ve been the best. HOWEVER! Persevere, he did!

      “When Peden later ran into police…” FUCK! First, I’d waddle to a hospital. Perhaps with my didgeridoo in a jar w ice. But ya went over to confess? After a bit of a lie, he said he wanted to tell the truth. Fuck, IN-Man. Continue your consistency. Sigh!

  4. UnCivilServant

    I do not understand eCommerce design these days.

    I visit your site with the intention of buying something. You keep trying to shove pop up “alerts” about crap I don’t care about in my way, until finally blocking my ability to browse with a “sign up for our newsletter” panel that I can’t just dismiss, leading me to close the tab and not buy anything because you’ve literally made it impossible to give you my money. I had every intention of giving you money and you annoyed me into closing the browser window.

    • Evan from Evansville

      That’s really indicative (god, I hate that word) of ‘erasing culture.’ Take over the old, replace with the new. And the old doesn’t matter anymore. It’s racist. And many other bad things.’

      Very bad idea, that. Another example of why I lean towards UCS’ line of thinking. Munchkin was talking about her hatred of “Scamalia and Scamalians” up there, which made me laugh. ‘Suicidal Empathy’ is a very good term for it. AWFL Islamic ‘converts,’ perhaps the strangest.

      • rhywun

        LOL

        I have no plans for my last day here… maybe I can check it out for myself.

      • Gender Traitor

        Perrone said he then went on a walking tour of Little Dayton with Mike Lucas, a lifelong resident whose parents emigrated from Oakwood, a popular Dayton suburb.

        If I could afford to live in Oakwood, I would never leave. His parents must have failed to keep their grass mowed to the correct height and got deported.

      • Threedoor

        100 yards long.
        It’s shorter than my yard.

  5. Evan from Evansville

    “Accused rapist Graham Platner finally drops out of Maine Senate race — but claims it’s all a grand conspiracy to stop his movement
    Scandal-plagued Graham Platner has suspended his Maine Senate campaign in an earthquake development for the 2026 battle for control of the upper chamber after an ex alleged he raped her five years ago.”

    Huh. Well, we knew it was gonna happen. Wonder what happens next. I hope they lose and spend a lot of money on it.

    • Threedoor

      I hope his parents wasted a ton of cash on him.

    • rhywun

      I honestly expected him to hold on for dear life.

    • Derpetologist

      God bless America. We elect idiots and crooks, but we draw the line at (accused) rapists.

      If an accusation is all you need to condemn someone, who could be called innocent?
      – some dead white guy

      • R C Dean

        we draw the line at (accused) rapists

        *Bill Clinton winks, gives a thumbs-up*

    • Threedoor

      I still can’t get over the fact that he’s only 41.

      Dude looks like a hard 55 to me.

  6. kinnath

    platner drops out of the race

  7. Evan from Evansville

    Again, Zohar and his people don’t even pretend to hide it. Affordability? Well!

    “The New York City Council is set to vote on a bill that would raise their salaries by 18.2% – after a Mayor Zohran Mamdani-appointed advisory committee recommended a pay raise for city leaders.”

      • Threedoor

        Spay and neuter your hajis.

    • Derpetologist

      More people need to realize that politics is just bloodless, slow-motion warfare. In fairness, that is better than actual warfare. Most of the time, anyway.

      I’m not sure what the political equivalent of “circle the wagons and shoot at them til they go away” is.

      • Threedoor

        It sure if there is one.

    • Evan from Evansville

      Solid.

      A vengeful Capt. Arab, Capt. Deplorhab, O’MAC in his wake, perhaps. (Omar +AOC, *shrug*)

  8. Sensei

    “I have to come clean; I have to say there was a moment when I thought the 25-year Democratic majority in Trenton had a bit of an anti-business streak: the highest business taxes in America, the corporate transit fee you added last term, the three business taxes you’ll be passing tonight, all things that drive business taxes in New Jersey,” said Inganamort.
    .

    Inganamort then sarcastically suggested that the bill represented a broad-scale change in New Jersey’s business climate.
    .

    “But then this bill came along, which is going to save businesses $25 per year, and I said to myself,’ This is fantastic, they finally get it,’” he said

    New law will save businesses $25

  9. Derpetologist

    Today I learned that Queen Victoria had a Pekingese she named Looty, because a British soldier acquired it while looting the Old Summer Palace in China during the Opium Wars.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Looty_(dog)

    Those Brits sure had sticky fingers. “Finders, keepers” is the rule of history.

    • Chipping Pioneer

      Bitch stole someone’s family pet?

      Simple murder would be too kind.

  10. Chipping Pioneer

    I have counted, and the 3 commenters I have muted account for over 50% of the late evening comments.

      • Threedoor

        Or west coast glibs.

    • Threedoor

      You can mute people?

      • UnCivilServant

        It’s a monocle feature, not native to the site.

      • R.J.

        How do you mute people? Asking for a friend.

      • Threedoor

        Ah. I downloaded Monacle once, not sure if it did anything, didn’t notice any interface for it.

        But I fully admit to not being a techie.

      • Threedoor

        I’ll try it again Slum.

        See what all the kids are raving about.

    • Evan from Evansville

      Well, haHA! I guess Mr. McPioneerin’ Poopy Pants won’t see this! Remember when that one thing happened that really inconvenienced you the other day?! AT THE STORE?!?! HaHA! IT WAS ME!!!

      (I also pissed in your washing machine AND dishwasher. Think about it. But he can’t, now can he?! *TeeHee!*)

      • Threedoor

        The crown does as it pleases, the rules are not for them.

        Not sure I’ve ever seen a large military drone outside of video and a couple on the ground in I think Taji. Never saw one in the air.

      • UnCivilServant

        I thought it such an obvious joke I didn’t have to tag it.

      • Threedoor

        Right over my head.
        Like a flyover.

      • Threedoor

        But I can be a bit dense and too literal in text.

      • rhywun

        Speaking of moving tech… I was walking down a street on the way to view an apartment today and encountered for the first time in the wild two self-propelled uber eats robots. They approached from opposite directions and nosed each other for a second before continuing on their way.

      • rhywun

        The tennis talk was in a previous post.

      • Threedoor

        It’s summertime and the robots are amorous.

      • Gender Traitor

        …nosed each other for a second before continuing on their way.

        Sniffing each other’s butts? 🐶 🐶

      • Evan from Evansville

        I’d be vaguely impressed if that was programmed in, like dogs saying hello, to please the humans as we walk around, a friendly way to get us used to our robot overlords.

        Said overlords (PBUR) may take special interest in me. I’m not sure if that’s a pro or a con, yet, but right now I’m gonna assume it’ll be real, real positive for me. Like, they’ll use me to test all the high-end, cool shit. Suckers.

  11. Toxteth O'Grady

    A brief hello from Sunny Afternoon, CA. Not caught up with youse or any current events.

    For anyone besides Evan who has Exploding Head Syndrome: G47.59 Other Parasomnias As a fellow pt of that, I would have named it something else.

    I heard Queen Mary was the hinting sort of klepto too. To hell with your dollhouse I skipped!

    very very busy if anyone here cares

    • Threedoor

      Good busy or bad busy, hopefully good.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Noooo, but thank you for asking.

      • Threedoor

        Hope things go better for you soon.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        My kingdom for Chafed’s bar number, just for referrals.

        Forums!

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Will keep checking in.

      • Chafed

        You rang?

  12. Toxteth O'Grady

    Probate associated. Will pay for the phone consultation.

    If Bobbo Yusef doesn’t murder me first, as he has often promised.

    Wish I were kidding, don’t care anymore.

    • Threedoor

      I had an appointment with a lawyer for a trust and will tomorrow. They pushed me back a week.

      I haven’t dealt with probate but I’ve heard horror stories and would like to avoid as much of that mess for my heirs as I can.

  13. Toxteth O'Grady

    I REALLY AM SERIOUS. OUR BOB HAS THREATENED TO KILL ME MULTIPLE TIMES. And seems to have an Understanding with my (legally) separated mother.

    He doesn’t realize threats and more are a crime. Stormed my door.

    N A P?!

    More later when I can. JDEGAFE.

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