Final Friday Afternoon Links of July

by | Jul 31, 2026 | Cocktails, Daily Links, I Am Lame | 105 comments

As July wraps up, and summer starts closing out, Oktoberfest season looms. But enough about what distracts me, let’s get to some links to distract you.

The first to second transition was smooth, the less said about NWOD, the better, but even I was shocked to see they’re up to SIXTH edition.

This is one hell of a drop.

I gave you Jungle Birds a couple weeks back, today I present an upgrade.

I’m pretty sure they downplayed his alcohol consumption.

Ah… the mystique of the Orient.

How much of an annoyance do you have to be to get SCONNIES to pull your brewery license?

Allow me to remind you… McCarthy was right.

Yep, unless there was a subpoena, why should I need to protect my data?

Those evil, wily, twisted Republicans! Using *checks notes* their own words against them!

This is why you should fear Amish-sign.

Pretty sure this will get slapped down like all the other motions.

With that, let’s get to some drinks, and get into the weekend. In honor of Spud’s wife, I present:

The Satan’s Whiskers

  • 2 part (0.5 oz) gin
  • 2 part (0.5 oz) sweet vermouth
  • 2 part (0.5 oz) dry vermouth
  • 1 part (0.25 oz) Grand Marnier [straight]/Orange Curacao [curled]
  • 2 part (0.5 oz) orange juice
  • 3 dashes orange bitters

This is one of my favorite cocktails. It’s not just the name, although that helps. It’s a pre-Prohibition cocktail with orange juice, which is not a common juice in cocktails. It’s not as consistent in flavor as lemon or lime juice, and few bars want to deal with the hassle of acidifying/sweetening orange juice every day. The drink is also fiddly to make, with 6 ingredients, all being small pours. To make the drink, add the ingredients (including one of the Grand Marnier or curacao) into a shaker with ice. Shake until chilled and combined, and strain into a chilled coupe or cocktail glass. Garnish this drink with an orange twist.

With that, I hope you go into the weekend, and find what you’re looking for.

About The Author

Nephilium

Nephilium

Nephilium is a geek of multiple types living in the vast suburban forests of Cleveland.

105 Comments

    • UnCivilServant

      I never understood bar culture.

      • Pat

        I understand it, but don’t participate because I’m asocial. Young people not wanting to get drunk, mingle, and go forth and multiply is probably a sign of something or other.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Cultural suicide, Pat.

      • R.J.

        You need to go with a friend group. I used to be into it. I live on drink specials, and all that.

    • Sean

      “ Gen X drinks more intentionally “.

      I resemble that remark.

    • rhywun

      Yeah… I pretty much stopped doing bars when my circle all went their own ways… and stopped looking to hook up. Not in chance in hell I would got to a bar on my own nowadays.

      • slumbrew

        Does sitting at the bar for dinner count? Because I’m definitely going to be doing that while my wife is away (not looking to hook up, I just like bar-dining when solo).

      • Sensei

        If I’m by myself that’s what I do.

        However, only when I’m away from home.

      • slumbrew

        I won’t make myself steak tartar at home… (although I probably should)

      • rhywun

        lol Even away from home I drink in my hotel room.

        I might have a problem.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        I will go spend a few hours in a brewpub, sometimes with food, sometimes without. I just want to be around people who are not my wife, not necessarily to talk or anything.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      I know a local brewery/cocktail bar here now has bingo every Sunday afternoon. Then again, virtual bars, ’cause everything they do has to be moderated by their phones, probably does suck as a scene, what with METOO getting in the way of girls drinking past their inhibitions.

      Also, my son, solidly millenial, loves bar culture.

  1. UnCivilServant

    Wait, Last Friday of July?

    Not Sysadmin Appreciation Day?

    Why does nobody ever remember Sysadmin Appreciation Day?

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      That is SAD, sir.

    • Evan from Evansville

      Oooh. *raises embarrassed hand* I was thinking that was some sort of very old-timey, ‘Assyrian’ or similarly ancient group of Middle Eastern folk I didn’t know about.

      Well. I know about you! *big hug from afar for resident sys admin dudie-poo*
      (Don’t worry, I don’t hug.)

    • Ted S.

      Because my company’s IT sucks donkey balls?

  2. slumbrew

    I’ll also go off topic immediately, with a repeat:

    Hey party people!

    It’s the last day of the month, which means Slumbrew has tokens to burn before the pool resets at midnight (UTC).

    New Monocle feature, ‘Rewrite X to Nitter’.

    Off by default, can choose multiple Nitter instances, if more than one selected it’ll grab one at random.

    If you’re already pointed at the development branch, you’ll get it automatically, otherwise:

    https://gitlab.com/glibertarians/forumProject/-/raw/development/monocle.user.js?ref_type=heads

    I’ll poke at it some more with my various browsers and release to the master branch if all looks good.

    Let me know if you try it / have issues.

    • Pat

      Unsure if it would be helpful, but the source code for the Lib Redirect extension is available on github and may be useful for reference.

      • slumbrew

        I saw some similar things but figured anyone savvy enough to do that can add them; it was easy enough w/ Nitter based on the regex they shared on https://github.com/zedeus/nitter/wiki/Extensions

        If there’s great demand I can incorporate other services; the only real advantage of re-implementing the logic in Monocle is that it should work on all the things that Monocle does (whereas extensions may not).

    • slumbrew

      FYI, I’m going to merge this into the master branch shortly – it works on all the combos I have (https://gitlab.com/glibertarians/forumProject/-/tree/master?ref_type=heads#browser-compatibility) and I have a somewhat more substantial, UI-related change I’d like to merge into development (just easier to get it installed on everything).

      Should there be quirks they can be fixed later – shouldn’t have any impact if it’s not enabled.

      • slumbrew

        For anyone on the ‘development’ branch, I merged in a UI change that might be more impactful than the Nitter thing; in theory, it should keep the buttons from obscuring any text especially on smaller devices.

        Hopefully it does this without utterly screwing up the layout – initial testing looks good but we’ll see.

      • rhywun

        Downloaded. Will report. Thanks!

      • Sensei

        I downloaded the 12.2 you posted directly to my iPad.

        I’m not seeing anything different from a version I grabbed in March.

        I don’t think the iPad auto updates with the Userscripts safari extension I use.

      • rhywun

        You have to update manually from the extension page.

      • Sensei

        rhywun, thanks that is what I thought.

        However, since I downloaded the new version and forced closed the app and extension I’m still not seeing anything different from the older version.

      • slumbrew

        Sensei, with v4.12.2, you should see a new option for the Nitter integration:

        https://ibb.co/7dMzf75s

        Off by default.

      • Sensei

        That’s it!

        Yeah, I see it.

    • Michael Malaise

      Tried migrating to Firefox to use Monocle (Chrome still no worky) but abandoned that after the import to Firefox wanted a passkey I had no idea existed let alone what it is.

      Why is everything designed to be such a fucking pain in the ass?

      • R.J.

        Passkey? This is odd. Firefox has never asked me for a passkey.

  3. slumbrew

    I was shocked to see they’re up to SIXTH edition.

    Never played the tabletop version but I quite enjoyed the video game they made so long ago.

    • UnCivilServant

      The people I knew who were in to that setting made it imprenetrable to get into the system and get your bearings.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        This comment works for either video game or table top RPG.

    • EvilSheldon

      I somewhat blame White Wolf/V:TM for the plague of histrionic attention-seekers currently infesting tabletop gaming.

    • rhywun

      After some research I have determined that I played a couple hours of video game #2 way back when and without being aware until now that there was an entire media universe around it and related franchises.

  4. The Other Kevin

    That drink sounds lovely.

    Hope you all had a good week. Mine has been chaotic and busy, with a few spots of craziness, but like you, I have just about made it to the weekend.

    There was a DJ in Chicago who used to say at 5pm on a Friday, “It is now, finally and irrevocably, WEEKEND LAND”.

  5. The Late P Brooks

    White knighting the SCIENCE

    Shame on Sen. Paul, and shame on his fellow GOP colleagues who would recharacterize the heroic actions of this public health leader who guided us through that time of uncertainty and rising death tolls.

    There were so many unknowns during the start of the pandemic that, as frontline physicians, it often felt like we were flying blind to keep our patients alive. Public health officials, like Dr. Fauci, kept us informed and up to date with the latest recommendations.

    They certainly didn’t get everything right (i.e., taking too long to advise masking and unclear lockdown guidance), but when the death rate is exponentially climbing, recommendations need to be quick and must change with the latest available evidence.

    This is obviously an authoritative voice; a man who knows of which he speaks.

    He just needs to wipe that stuff off his chin.

    • The Other Kevin

      Public health officials, like Dr. Fauci, kept us informed and up to date with the latest recommendations.

      The “latest recommendations”, which happened to follow Fauci’s predetermined agenda regardless of new information.

    • EvilSheldon

      So I don’t advocate for rounding up ‘public health’ advocates, dumping them into a large pit, and filling it in.

      At least, not yet.

    • Pat

      Shame on Sen. Paul, and shame on his fellow GOP colleagues who would recharacterize the heroic actions of this public health leader who guided us through that time of uncertainty and rising death tolls.

      What’s funny is that until he turned open the money taps full bore in the ’90s, Fauci was considered basically Hitler by the gay community for his panic-mongering and scientifically illiterate response to AIDS. The worthless cunt should have immolated on the white house lawn 40 years ago.

      • Tres Cool

        Fauci ruined bareback sex for me for a long time.
        Fuck that evil imp.

      • EvilSheldon

        I find that same general archetype to be true throughout the ‘public health’* industry – borderline hypochondriacs, dedicated attention seekers, couldn’t hack it as actual scientists but found their true calling in bean counting and luncheon speaking.

        * – ‘Public health’ always gets scare quotes.

    • rhywun

      taking too long to advise masking

      lolFFS fuck off

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        I saw a… wheeze?… is that the plural for a group of masked? Anyway, I saw a gaggle of them the other day. I was all I could do not to stare at them and wait for the retard sounds to come from the leader. But I had no time to sight see freaks.

    • Michael Malaise

      It’s wild we new it was worse for elderly and tubbies and did really nothing to change course for everyone else.

  6. Sensei

    RE: Mystique of the Orient

    硬振湯盪

    Kou shin yoku yoku

    Reason 1,001 I’ll never be fluent. I couldn’t read the pronunciation or 3 of the 4 characters for any of that.

    硬 – hardness
    振 – shake
    湯 – hot water – this kanji I know, but this reading is completely non-standard
    盪 – melt – also non standard

  7. The Late P Brooks

    This kind of reaction led to misinformation and many not accepting the COVID-19 vaccines. A study estimated that from 2021 to 2022, more than 300,000 American deaths from the virus could have been prevented with improved vaccination rates.

    MURDERERS!

    • The Other Kevin

      The vaccines were 100% safe and effective, that’s why Fauci had people bury any talk of vaccine injuries or death, and the fact that they didn’t prevent transmission.

      • Pat

        that’s why Fauci had people bury any talk of vaccine injuries or death

        Including his own pulmonary infarction.

  8. rhywun

    vampirism as an analog to talk about exploitation and community and who gets to own culture

    Another cultural touchstone ruined by Donald and his minions.

  9. The Late P Brooks

    “I’ve noticed it’s the same people going up to the bar, and it’s always the older folks. The young people come in and go straight to the dance floor,” said Rob Kulathinal, an evolutionary geneticist in his 50s, about his experience going out in Philly. “On the plus side, it’s never been easier to get a drink.”

    There better be some drinking

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Two drink minimum. That is how you fix this.

  10. The Late P Brooks

    “Gen X: We straight up raised ourselves,” reads the caption on one popular internet meme, a photo of an unhelmeted child on a rickety-looking bicycle popping a wheelie.

    The good old days. We rode bicycles off the top of the boat house into the lake.

  11. Pat

    The Distilling Solutions arm of MGP Ingredients plummeted by 42% in the 2026 second quarter (Q2) as whiskey suffered a 59% drop.

    I’ve been doing my part.

    • Sean

      I’ve picked up a couple bottles recently.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Maybe having a whiskey named Penelope is hurting other brands in the stable?

    • R.J.

      Indeed. Me too.

  12. EvilSheldon

    The Cleveland Oktoberfest looks kinda awesome…

    • Nephilium

      I usually go for an MVP pass: 5 (but potentially unlimited) liters of beer, plastic mug to drink it all out of, full meal (schnitzel, German potato salad, sauerkraut, sausage, and braised cabbage… off the top of my head), admission, ‘private’ bathrooms (the air conditioned trailers), and a shot of Jaeger.

      There’s plenty of vendors, wiener dog races, food trucks, live music, and the glockenspiel.

      • PieInTheSky

        Think of the microplastics. Demand a glass mug.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Well, I am doing my part to support German culture by having a Bock-Büchsflinte as my next firearm purchase, plus drinking dopplebock.

      • Nephilium

        PieIntheSky:

        It’s in a dirt festival area with random rocks, ditches, and rivulets throughout. It would be littered with broken glass by the end of the first night, and not just due to people being… overserved. There’s also a craft beer hall, German wines, a sad excuse for a cocktail bar, several shot based bars, and have I mentioned the beer?

  13. The Late P Brooks

    A noisy whirlybird just flew over. It must have been a two blader; wop-wop-wop-wop.

    • Sean

      Italian?

      • Tres Cool

        He didnt add “greasy”.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        He would have said: Dago wop-wop-wop…

    • PieInTheSky

      I learned a new slang word i guess

      • Tres Cool

        The UH-1 Huey makes a very distinct sound. Im not sure how more werent shot down in Vietnam.
        You can hear them from 20 miles away.

    • Sean

      May have lost some pepper plants to it. 😱

      • PieInTheSky

        They were probably too mild anyway

      • Sean

        The rb003 would be missed very much and it’s the only one I have this season.

    • creech

      I’m surprised Gov. Shapiro hasn’t swooped in and declared it a disaster area. Heck, there’s a couple dozen votes to be picked up with others’ tax money.

  14. rhywun

    McCarthy was right

    My exact reaction when I saw it this morning.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    Hard core

    Sheriff’s deputies shot and killed a kidnapper who got out of a car and fatally shot an abducted victim in the trunk after a chase ended on a residential street in Chino Hills, authorities said.

    ——-

    In the footage, according to the Sheriff’s Department, a passenger gets out of the car with their arms in the air. The man who was driving also gets out, walks to the trunk of the vehicle, opens it, and shoots the kidnapping victim inside before deputies open fire.

    When deputies moved in, they discovered a man inside the trunk. Authorities say the victim was in his 60s and the suspects are 67.

    Mob hit gone sideways? One too many late night barking dog episodes?

    • EvilSheldon

      I rarely say this, but the cops could have been a bit quicker on the trigger there.

    • Tres Cool

      Look at the names….

    • Sensei

      Bonus

      A surveillance camera captured what happened after deputies pulled over a Nissan Altima with Oregon license plates overnight.

    • Sean

      California, don’t care.

    • PieInTheSky

      This would never happen in Europe.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Someone missed The Years of Lead.

    • Nephilium

      How’s the ice wine treating you?

      I’d go with Coteaux to start with, but saisons rank high among my favorite styles. Otherwise the Lager Estivale or the Blanche Beige.

      • PieInTheSky

        Have not tried any and probably wont. Did not much notice it on menus.

        I had some hydromel today ot was interesting. They had distilate as well but did not try

      • PieInTheSky

        Coteaux – i dont know if ot was the wine barrel ave but it had a slight wine-y character

  16. Evan from Evansville

    I never had a ‘character,’ or a group, clan, ‘species’ of Vampire Masquerade like I did with Werewolf. (Bone Gnawers. Kinda the hyena -coyote, but modern vampires who often live in cities. Scrappers.) The whole vampire thing didn’t /doesn’t hit my fantasy fun zone like werewolves. *shrug*

    I’m also not a girl. I have that going for me.

    • Nephilium

      The best of all the systems was the magic system from Mage. Wide open, surprisingly well balanced with that, all sorts of fun things that could be attempted, but very complicated rules that really required both the GM and the players to really understand the system.

  17. Evan from Evansville

    “Those who last saw the (the Amish murderer Stanley and his victim] on March 12, 2025, said they saw “the defendant acting in a manner that was showing off toward Rosanna or attempting to flirt with Rosanna… Inside her trailer was a goat; ) Stanley said the animal likely wandered in through the back door that was left open. Further inside, the group looking for Kinsinger found her nude, facedown and bent over her bed…

    “The State thinks that aside from raping and murdering Rosanna, perhaps the most cruel thing that he did happened next when he volunteered to go to the Kinsinger farm to help them with their chores and to prepare the barn for her funeral,” Stanley said. “He not only helped, but he was a welcome guest in their home. And he wasn’t just a guest during the day; he was a guest during the night and spent the night Friday night, Saturday night and Sunday night after he had killed Rosanna. Rosanna’s parents and siblings had no idea that they had welcomed her murderer into their home, and that he was right there with them the entire time that they mourned her loss.”’

    Fuck. That’s. That’s a terrifying movie. Um. Fuck. Oddly, he’s kinda who/why I DON’T like the death penalty. He deserves to be alive and suffering for the rest of his life. Others should see him confined in a box for many years. It should be as miserable as possible, but ‘healthy’ enough so the suffering lasts. Big signs “WHAT COMES AROUND,” etc. I’m also a fan of pikes and lampposts. People should see consequences. Yes, to frighten them into behaving. (Trouble is, who comes up with the rules. Sigh.)

    Deserve’s got nothing to do with it.

    • Ted S.

      Hard core would be killing the victim, putting the victim’s body in a chest, and serving a buffet dinner on top of the chest.

      • Tres Cool

        Read that article. Larry had her cut up and in a freezer. They were serving pies from the top of it.

  18. Aloysious

    I object to the word ‘unwifely’.