Hat and Hair Cartoon Rerun II: Ep 4

by | Sep 16, 2026 | Hat and Hair | 37 comments

I voted for Kanye in 2020, because if my choices of who to vote are all retarded, I’ll vote for the most retarded. Also, the debut of USA Hat!

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  1. R.J.

    Fantastic. Ten more minutes and Kanye would be naked and molesting Fake Hat.

  2. Not Adahn

    Greetings! The hotel pool is immaculate, unused, and has spectacular mountain views. I can’t tell if it’s unusually cold, or the 97 degree wind provides high contrast.

    I’m doing a variant of the sauna/snow thing.

    I had my very first malfunction with the newer Shadow 2 ever. A failure to feed. I bought ammo online at Sportsman’s Warehouse, and instead of the FMJs I ordered, it was 115 JHP. I assume that played a role.

  3. Evan from Evansville

    “Eve made Adam bite the apple, and ever since then, it’s been illegal to be naked.”

    HAAAAHAHA! Brilliant, he is, in so many ways.

    Also in ’24, but I made DAMN SURE I wasn’t out in ’20 with the COV-Insanity sweeping the nation. Fucking pathetic scared-y cats, feebly thinking they can vote change into the nation. While being fucking finicky with distancing and how they walk in grocery stores and every stupid fucking thing imaginable.

    Again, fonts of wisdom pour out of me. Get a damn bottle! I’m not through!

  4. rhywun

    Oz Erickson, a member of the San Francisco Apartment Association, told the New York Times that the city’s rents are only climbing now because prices fell hard during the COVID-19 pandemic. The real crisis, he said, is the cost of building affordable housing.

    *facepalm*

    Or, you know, the roadblocks facing anyone wanting to build anything. The place is the king of NIMBY. It should be a forest of skyscrapers but instead they think rent-controlling harder is going solve anything.

    • R.J.

      So true. The buildings left that keep getting repurposed are skankier and skankier. It’s a dump in most areas. It’s not “colorful” to have a hotel that’s falling to bits because rigid regulations forbid modern updates.

    • Evan from Evansville

      I’m glad I know nothing about these regulatory burdens, and will likely be terrified if they confront me IRL. I’ve barely done rent and utilities in America. Naive, naive me.

      I’m not gonna be doing anything to any buildings, but I’m sure they’ll affect my rent in many ways.

      • rhywun

        If you rent in any town controlled by Democrats, your rent will be higher than it ordinarily would be unless you are a member of a protected class or you are a lottery winner. To win the lottery you need to wait about 20 years and it helps to be a government dependent and the more kids the better. If you don’t fit any of those classes, you’re subsidizing those who do.

      • Evan from Evansville

        See, I’m correct to be fearful. I’ll wear my “Medically Frail” lanyard. I’ll make up something about teaching kids in Asia, they’ll like that. Yeah, I was teaching ’em HOW to hate America, that’s got legs…

  5. Evan from Evansville

    UCS is in Indy, and thoughts are about this place for a snack ‘n chat. There’s an outdoor area with shops around an open green area. They’ve hosted outdoor FIFA games ‘n stuff there. It’s right on the Monon Trail, which I also live off, not terribly far away. It’s pretty much Team Blue Utopia, also exemplified by being in the wealthiest county in Indiana. Several Colts and others live in the region.

    Oh! Carmel’s also “known as the “Roundabout Capital of the United States,” featuring more than 160 roundabouts across the city.” It works well cuz most everyone knows how to use ’em. The double-exchanges getting onto Highway 31 and Keystone are complicated. I don’t like that entrance/exit design. It relies on drivers being both intelligent and wary. Big mistake.

    I won’t be partaking, but IMO this brewery’s good, but I have a very simple tastes and shouldn’t be trusted on this.
    @Neph et al: Ever heard of or had Sun King? *shrug* Upland Brewery’s Wheat Ale was once my favorite beer.
    https://www.sunkingbrewing.com/carmel

    • Tres Cool

      Steak and Shake.

      • Evan from Evansville

        You don’t speak terrible thoughts. That area on the Monon is too *demonstrative* a place to ignore. I hope all the poison frog folk flock there for display. It’s kinda shocking how ‘perfectly’ Liberal this place is. I still feel out of place.

    • creech

      It’s kind of interesting that the GOP is supposed to be the “Party of the Rich” yet most of the wealthiest counties in every state are True Blue.

  6. Evan from Evansville

    “Climate crisis likely behind devastating Nepal-Tibet floods that killed more than 1,300, first study finds
    Scientists say global heating was a destabilising factor in collapse of 200,000 sq metre glacier in August”

    Oooh, “global heating” again?! Ah, cuz Climate needed to melt something to kill all those people. Bad Climate. Bad!

  7. The Hyperbole

    What a morning, I got up early to hook up my trailer so I could be at Menards first thing, and after fucking around in the dark and the rain I finally got it hitched and discover my running lights don’t work. And I notice one of my van’s taillight is out. Knowing nothing about automotive and trailer wiring I figure maybe that bulb has to work for the trailers to work and I have spare bulbs in the glove box. So fuck around in the dark and the rain, dropping sockets and nuts and up ending a box full of driver bits all over the gravel drive, I finally get the assembly off and sure enough none of the bulbs work and they are brand new, so it ain’t the bulb. Now I’m wet and pissed and waiting for daylight.

    I wasn’t very stoic.

    • Gender Traitor

      Fuse? Although if a fuse goes, I think it usually means something else electrical is wrong. 🤷

      • The Hyperbole

        Could be, I’d think a bad fuse would affect more than one taillight but I’m not a car guy at all, I mean I can change a bulb or a tire, but that’s about it.

      • Chipping Pioneer

        Yes. Possibly a short in your trailer wiring blew the fuse.

      • Ted S.

        That’s more than Froot Sushi can do.

      • Aloysious

        I wasn’t very stoic.

        *ron scowls*

        I feel you. Yesterday I gave in to the suckage, and spent half the day reading a book. Today is a new day.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Marcus Aurelius never had to deal with an electrical system bug in an old van.

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