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Hat and Hair Cartoon Rerun II: Ep 7

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  2. DEG
    DEG on October 14, 2026 at 7:38 pm

    I love basketball and music. I think we’re soul mates.

    That’s only if you both like money.

    • Evan from Evansville
      Evan from Evansville on October 14, 2026 at 7:45 pm

      Jerry, asking Elaine about bribing the Chinese restaurant’s host: Do they take money?

      Elaine? Do they take money?!

    • Threedoor
      Threedoor on October 14, 2026 at 7:47 pm

      Did we have pants on?

  3. Evan from Evansville
    Evan from Evansville on October 14, 2026 at 7:43 pm

    I love that in our timeline, Dennis Rodman, somehow, legitimately was a fantastic ‘chancellor,’ or ‘Friendship-Bracelet Token Person,’ or whatever the hell he was, to send over to North Korea for TV snuggles. Brilliant idea, perfectly executed. Fun time to be in the South. (Particularly when Jong-Il died)

  4. ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!
    ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE! on October 14, 2026 at 8:21 pm

    Ii swear to God Snell is the most Proustian pitcher of all time.

    • Evan from Evansville
      Evan from Evansville on October 14, 2026 at 8:23 pm

      He’s really good, but I feel sorry for how he looks.

      • Evan from Evansville
        Evan from Evansville on October 14, 2026 at 9:40 pm

        Kinda feel bad for *him*, now. I want Game 7, not a sweep.

      • rhywun
        rhywun on October 14, 2026 at 9:48 pm

        I want LA humiliated. 😺

  5. J. Frank Parnell
    J. Frank Parnell on October 14, 2026 at 9:12 pm

    This evening’s bit of excitement: sent my son to bring in the trash cans, he comes back and says there’s a snake in the garage.

    I go check and sure enough, there’s a little baby rattlesnake curled up in the corner right where the trash cans go.

    First impulse was to get a trash grabber and try to get it out of there, but then I decided to not be a retard and call animal control.

    Anyways, a guy came out and put it in a bucket and now I just need to get Mrs. Parnell to calm down.

    • Evan from Evansville
      Evan from Evansville on October 14, 2026 at 9:24 pm

      Oh, *IN* the garage. Yes, that’s an Above My Pay Grade moment. Well, let’s be clear. I’d likely just ignore it and assume it would fritter away. They make noise when they’re angry! I also don’t have children. 🤔 Good call on your end. Having it for dinner would also be a lovely family evening. “Son! Fetch shovel, toga. Tonight, we dine! Woman make heat!”

      (it is eerily spooky in here *wind whistles a tune*)

      • J. Frank Parnell
        J. Frank Parnell on October 14, 2026 at 9:34 pm

        I did once ignore a non-venomous snake and it did indeed fritter away, but this guy was a) dangerous and b) able to hide enough that my son walked right past him with one trash can before he saw him, and the animal control guy almost stepped on him.

      • Evan from Evansville
        Evan from Evansville on October 14, 2026 at 9:43 pm

        Good eye on your boy. Dem’s good peepers. Pricey peepers. 🧐

      • Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)
        Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV) on October 14, 2026 at 9:48 pm

        THIS IS HOW TO WOO WOMEN

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