Open Post of no Internet

by | Nov 13, 2026 | I Am Lame | 94 comments

Sorry folks, but my internet has been spotty today.

It’s working now, but it’s my bedtime.

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ron73440

ron73440

What I told my wife when she said my steel Baby Eagle .45 was heavy, "Heavy is good, heavy is reliable, if it doesn't work you could always hit him with it."-Boris the Blade MOLON LABE

94 Comments

    • The Other Kevin

      He’s logging in with his AOL email.

  1. Sensei

    The allegations primarily focus on a toxic work environment, as well as dispensing medications to lawmakers and their staff without prescriptions and a lack of oversight of controlled substances, they said.

    This kind of atmosphere is reserved for the executive branch!

    Rear Admiral Resigns as Congress’s Top Doctor Amid Probe
    Brian Monahan has been attending physician to lawmakers and Supreme Court justices since 2009

    https://www.wsj.com/politics/rear-admiral-resigns-as-congresss-top-doctor-amid-probe-55aba49d?st=TBNfMA&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

    • Fourscore

      Maybe they could pass a law allowing pols/staff access from their computer and office delivery in a plain brown wrapper.

    • The Other Kevin

      Who the hell is probing? He must have done something outside passing out meds. You know that’s in the job description.

      • Fourscore

        Looking at his picture

        “What, me worry?”

      • rhywun

        “What, me worry?”

        lol spooky

    • EvilSheldon

      Why does Congress have a designated doctor?

      Since Medicare is so wonderful, shouldn’t Congress be required to use it exclusively?

      • Gustave Lytton

        If you like your doctor, you can keep them.

    • PieInTheSky

      Rear Admiral – proctologist?

      • Threedoor

        Navy, go figure.

  2. The Late P Brooks

    I find myself caring less and less about more and more.

    Stoicism?

    Fatalism?

    Nihilism?

      • Bobarian LMD

        Life.

    • trshmnstr

      Perspective. I very much feel the same way. My circle of control is small and I try to keep my circle of concern proportional.

  3. UnCivilServant

    So, sometimes when procrastinating on writing, under the guise of worldbuilding, I’ll throw some select details at an AI and see what extrapolations can be drawn. This includes trying to suss out inspiration for cuisine items.

    Recently, I tried this related to Jinwick, and the AI suggested a recipe that was borderline “Salami and Fig Pie”. Admittedly the sausage used in the recipe was described as “Salt Cured Pork Sausage”, But the filling consisted primarily of salt cured pork, and dried fig.

    Does this even make culinary sense?

    • UnCivilServant

      Okay, so technically salami isn’t a salt cured sausage. Things got muddied.

      But still

    • EvilSheldon

      That actually sounds like it could be quite good.

    • PieInTheSky

      While mince meat and dried fruit were perfectly reasonable ingredients i think most historical recipies had some other ingredients. At least some form of gravy and some spices maybe some vegetables like onion

      • UnCivilServant

        🤔

        Perhaps my consternation was the result of thinking of it as a sausage dish rather than mincemeat.

        I don’t have the whole recipe with me in the office, so I can’t recall what else the computer wanted to put in it.

      • Playa Manhattan

        Do you have a Mici recipe?

      • PieInTheSky

        Not really i buy them at the butchers like a normal person.

        Though you need to add sodium bicarbonate.

        But it it usually half beef half mutton (somtimes pork instead of mutton) 80/20 with some bone broth for moisture, garlic thyme allspice coriander bicarbonate(mixed with lemon juice) salt pepper

        But i guess you did not want a recipe and are just being snarky

      • PieInTheSky

        Some also add some paprika

      • Playa Manhattan

        I’m actually curious what goes in them. My neighbor tries to make them here (also with bicarb, mixture of beef and pork), but they aren’t the same as what he’s able to smuggle through customs at the airport.

        We grill them at the pool. They seem much crispier than what you’d get with just baking soda. I suspect some starch too.

      • Playa Manhattan

        Wait wait wait..
        bicarbonate mixed with lemon juice? What’s the point of that?

        If sodium citrate is required, I have a container of it.

      • PieInTheSky

        dunno what to tell ya man that how its done but it can work as a leavening

    • Playa Manhattan

      AI gets everything from somewhere. In this case, probably r/stupidfood

      • UnCivilServant

        It has been known to hallucinate too.

  4. The Late P Brooks

    salt cured pork, and dried fig

    Pass.

  5. The Late P Brooks

    Since Medicare is so wonderful, shouldn’t Congress be required to use it exclusively?

    They should all go to a VA clinic in downtown DC.

    • Raven Nation

      Didn’t the ACA explicitly exempt Congressional staff from its provisions because they all got up in arms when the first draft came out?

      • RAHeinlein

        Yes, also the “Cadillac” tax for high-end plans was also dropped b/c unions (public and private sector) complained. Panels for rationing also dropped, but the individual mandate stayed-put. Rahm Emanuel is making the rounds with the updated version of the ACA where everyone has the same insurance as government employees and is forced to the exchanges.

  6. The Late P Brooks

    Unfettered capitalism

    Speaking at a news conference on Thursday, Industry Minister Mélanie Joly said the government had served Stellantis with a formal notice of default, giving the company 30 days to address its concerns or face legal action.

    “We sent a notice of default and, basically, they have 30 days — or else, of course, we will sue them,” Joly told reporters in Toronto.

    Joly said Stellantis had violated its contractual commitments to the Canadian government and the workers at Brampton by announcing an agreement to sell the plant to armored vehicle manufacturer Roshel earlier in the week. She added that the company was now “on the hook” for hundreds of millions of dollars over the move.

    Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney has described the situation at the Brampton plant as “unacceptable” and a “betrayal” of its workers.

    Give the plant to the workers and let them build Alfa Romeos and Maseratis.

    They will bury us.

    • SarumanTheWoefullyIgnorant

      Sounds like she has a scrap of honesty left in her.

      • juris imprudent

        Cooking those books is going to demand a master chef?

  7. PieInTheSky

    Lovely day we had today. 24C and sunny

    Now at 19:47 i am still outside in a tshirt

    Tomorrow it dropps to 6C it seems quite a steep drop

  8. PieInTheSky

    Next week i will be with work in germany and will miss bucharest whsiky fest. Sad.

  9. Brochettaward

    Got my little resistance fighter back today from the government. That was yet another painful interaction as the three Gen Z’ers at the desk had no fucking idea what they were doing.

    Dog was confined into a 6×6 cage for 11 days never being allowed to leave. No interaction. Just noise of dogs barking and misery and he looked it. Didn’t even seem to register when he first saw me. It wasn’t until he was out that it fully sunk it and some life returned to his eyes. Getting out of the building he was trying to tackle me and god I need to cut his nails.

    He lost a decent amount of weight through this. And I can’t help but think it was some petty little fucking bureaucrat covering his ass and being spiteful because they wanted him dead.

    The kennel/cage had a nice big “BAD DOG” sigh on it. I guess because he’s in there with dogs to be adopted but it’s like fuck you people.

    The dangerous dog did nothing but sniff anyone when he got near them. Dopey girl was too scared to open the door but a few inches for me as I tried to stick a hand through and put on one of those slip leashes because I didn’t realize they had cut off his collar or it was destroyed somehow.

    I’m sure he’ll recover especially once the drugs they’ve been feeding him wear off.

    I really don’t mind saying I fucking hate people/society/this country by this point. Blue, red…doesn’t fucking matter. They all fucking blow.

    Fuckface ‘roommate’ was 15 minutes late to get the dog out. Said there was traffic. Like no shit there was traffic in rush hour you dumb inconsiderate fuck. Someone who loves to call other people lazy and demands they jump when they need a favor or something done for them but is late and never did nuffin.

    • Brochettaward

      But I’ll end the rants for now. Appreciate everyone putting up with it.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Rant away. Always enjoy hearing about Butters’ adventures, especially getting out of prison given the circumstances. Said it before- keep the dog, put the roommate to sleep.

  10. PieInTheSky

    Sooo chat are we feeling confident about starship?

    They really should consider a better hour for euros to watch live

      • The Other Kevin

        He just wants somebody to love.

  11. Ownbestenemy

    Scary part is Talerico understands he could stroke Trump’s ego.

    The comforting part is his base is so rabid they will eat him alive if he even suggests it.

    • Grumbletarian

      Bipartisanship is great but only when Republicans do whatever the Democrats want.

      • Brochettaward

        +Maverick when voting with Dems, -1 Hitler when not.

    • PieInTheSky

      but the actual launch is too late to see live

      • Playa Manhattan

        Hard “r” is retard now. I don’t make the rules.

    • rhywun

      I don’t believe any of that.

      • UnCivilServant

        I had assumed it was coming from black students.

        Hoax is always a possibility.

      • Fourscore

        No, man, I don’t speak jive no more.

      • rhywun

        I had assumed it was coming from black students.

        Then it wouldn’t be “news”. And that’s probably routine.

  12. Sensei

    The paid 3D print file world cracks me up. I was going to try to print a dummy training magazine for my Glock 43X. Basically print it and glue some wheel weights I have into to make it the same weight as a loaded magazine.

    I can buy an actual magazine and gut it for not much more money than the STL. When you include plastic and the inevitable revisions and reprints it will cheaper to buy another magazine and modify it.

    OT – anybody wants the STL for a CZ Shadow 2 specific chamber flag that will let me know. I meshed a few prints together just for the hell of it. My range actually doesn’t require them.

    • UnCivilServant

      Sure. I’ve got four spools of ASA in dryboxes I suppose that’d take the bite of the slide closing if the slicer settings are done right.

      • Sensei

        I was going to put it on Printables, but I don’t have a photo to upload it. Do you have an easy way for me to get it to you?

      • UnCivilServant

        You could email scribe at ev combine dot net

        no spaces.

        It’s the email I use for communicating with most glibs

      • UnCivilServant

        I have just taken screenshots of the slicer and trim that down for posting stuff to printables.

      • Sensei

        Done!

    • EvilSheldon

      I like to use inert magazines for dry fire, but you may have a hard time finding them for a 43x. Most dedicated dry fire accessories are built for guns used in competition shooting – pretty much no one else dry-fires seriously.

      You could just take a spare magazine and stuff it with easily identifiable dummy rounds. That, combined with a BarrelBlok, is enough of a safety margin for my paranoid ass. https://www.concealedcarry.com/product-category/dry-fire/

      • Sensei

        I currently have proper mag with proper weight dummy rounds in it. I’ve also got a 3D printed piece that sits atop the rounds that prevents the slide from locking back.

        It’s just a pain to load it and unload it and I can only fit 9 rounds in it with plastic piece that won’t lock the slide. Not the end of the world. I’ve already got lots of plastic and it was more of a hobby project.

  13. The Late P Brooks

    Real solutions for real problems

    The City Council passed a bill Thursday that bans companies in New York City from using surveillance pricing, which charges different prices based on algorithms or shoppers’ personal data.

    Surveillance pricing means shoppers see a price based on their personal data like demographics, credit, browsing history or purchasing history. The bill prohibits surveillance pricing both online and in stores, although the practice is mainly used on the web.

    Speaker Julie Menin described surveillance pricing as an “insidious and predatory corporate practice” that erodes privacy and fairness.

    “It’s a practice that worsens the affordability crisis, and today it’s a practice that we are going to be ending,” she said during a press conference ahead of the vote.

    You forgot racist.

    • kinnath

      Doesn’t this prohibit risk-based pricing for insurance as well?

    • EvilSheldon

      You also forgot ‘non-existent.’ This doesn’t happen and it never has.

    • rhywun

      Menin said the legislation would not affect discounts.

      How do you tell the difference between a “discount” and a “surveillance price”…?

    • RAHeinlein

      They are already setting the stage to go after stores that have electronic pricing on shelves based-on this premise – of course it is really about ensuring stores have as many employees as possible.

      • EvilSheldon

        Also about getting a foot in the door for government-mandated price controls.

      • rhywun

        I haven’t seen that anywhere and I’d narrow my eyes at it if I did see it.

  14. The Late P Brooks

    Mayor Zohran Mamdani said in a statement that he supports the ban. He called surveillance pricing “just another way corporations are finding to squeeze working people.”

    If corporations did not exist it would be necessary to invent them.

    • rhywun

      It’s a good thing the city government doesn’t “squeeze working people”.

    • rhywun

      Whelp, video evidence of any kind is dead. I can’t tell that this isn’t real at first glance.

  15. rhywun

    Sweet. I just received a 47-page “security assessment” report on the web app I’ve been vibe-coding for months with a bunch of high-priority issues that require immediate attention. This thing was supposed to be delivered months ago lol.

    Now all I have to do is teach myself how to fix the issues.

    • Sensei

      Don’t worry the “security assessment” was done with AI too.

      • rhywun

        Undoubtedly. I know it’s automated to some extent. And I know the issues are real because this sort of application is new to me which means I don’t know everything that I am doing yet and because every other team that migrated off the old platform to the new one using the same vibe-kit encountered the same issues.

      • rhywun

        The other teams are probably all web developers already. I haven’t developed a web app for work in shit, 15 years?

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