NO FORGET OTHER HOLIDAYS!
STEVE SMITH GET READY FOR CHRISTMAS IN CASCADIA! HIM HOPE IT WOULD BE IN FREE CASCADIA, BUT LOOK LIKE HAVE WAIT SOME. TOO MANY HIPPY SET UP OBSTACLE. CANADA HOOMANS ACT STRANGE TOO. SO, FIRST STEVE SMITH CELEBRATE, THEN GET BACK FREE CASCADIA.
STEVE SMITH FIND ALL CLASSIC CHRISTMAS MUSIC!
THEN HIM HAVE DECIDE, SET UP TREE OR OTHER DECORATION?
OR 
THEN HIM GO GET SNACKS AND EGG NOG. BY GET SNACKS AND EGG NOG MEAN, GO FIND RV AND THANK CAMPERS FOR DONATION. BY THANK, MEAN RAPE. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE CAN GO TALK ANYTHING WANT IN COMMENTS!
FREE CASCADIA!
First.
Love you, Bro.
I haven’t seen him here in a long time.
Comment #1, 11:00 a.m. post.
11am? Oh, you mean the noon post.
^
In the important time zone.
Well, I didn’t see that.
YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE FIRST!
You win the internet.
I fear he might feel he’s underappreciated.
Damn. I’m stupid. I thought you meant STEVE.
Why do monopolies like the power company advertise?
It’s not like there is another competitor that will sell me electricity.
As a PR thing.
Well fuck them. And their OR team.
I want a furnace sized nuclear reactor in my basement that gives me power (and heat) for cheap for the next 10 years.
PR
I want a ship to shore radio, a color TV and a phone.
NY has some scheme where you can buy electricity from a company other than the quasi-monopoly. Never looked into it – I assume it’s a scam of some sort.
The local monopoly has a scheme where you can buy only pure solar energy (at a premium price). You can signal your virtue if YOU HAVE NO CLUE HOW THE GRID WORKS!
In some places, you can pick your supplier.
Somehow, probably with a little magic, the power company that owns the lines to your house makes sure you get power from that supplier.
A friend of mine that lives is some big city in Texas told me he had two choices for power. One for internet.
probably with a little magic
The “magic” of accounting. It’s like the plans where you purchase green energy. Energy is fungible once it’s put on the grid, you aren’t actually getting specific power, just paying a fee to make sure their total production from specific sources is above a certain threshold.
“Ex-bin Laden henchman freed from NJ prison after judge deems him too fat for jail
A former Osama bin Laden henchman convicted in two deadly 1998 bombings is free and living in the UK this week after being released early — thanks to a Manhattan federal judge who agreed the terrorist was way too obese to survive the coronavirus behind bars.
Adel Abdel Bary, 60, had spent 21 years in a New Jersey prison for his role in the 1998 al Qaeda bombings of two US embassies in Africa that killed 224 people, including 12 Americans.
“Defendant’s obesity and somewhat advanced age make COVID-19 significantly more risky to him than to the average person,” US District Judge Lewis A. Kaplan wrote in granting the release.”
https://nypost.com/2020/12/11/ex-bin-laden-henchman-back-in-uk-after-early-release-from-us-prison/
OFFS!
The correct response would have been “So sad, too bad, your dad”
60 years old, 230 pounds.
Um… yeah, OK.
So 230 is too fat for jail? And the States don’t have standing to preserve the Republic? Yeah my hatred is growing/
convicted in two deadly 1998 bombings…released early… too obese to survive the coronavirus behind bars.
No death sentence in jolly ole England anymore?
He was convicted and jailed in a US court.
I’m thinking a wood chipper is the appropriate answer in this case.
So jolly!
Oooh egg nog… I bought nutmeg the other day and I have one egg left and a three-day weekend. Well, except I have to work tomorrow night so I better make the most of tonight.
Make sure to buy whole nutmeg, ground nutmeg is denatured crap.
Fancy. No, I’ve never seen “whole nutmeg” in my life. No idea what it even looks like.
Like a rugby ball, only smaller.
I also agree that freshly grated nutmeg > ground nutmeg.
I never considered it fancy. You can find at pretty much any hispanic or Indian market for cheap.
Pretty sure these were around fifty cents last I time I bought them at the store:
https://www.cubanfoodmarket.com/badia-nutmeg-whole-05-oz.html
Racist!
I bought Verpooten advocaat and finding it way too almondy. I think I prefer the sweet stuff with my own brandy mixed in.
Putin Advocate??!!??
Russian asset confirmed!
Despite the Dutch name, it’s made in Germany. Was expecting to be called a Nazi.
So why are you not drinking it on Zoom?
Scaired of regular eggs after some reading. I might join for some listening entertainment later but I’m not much for speechifyin’.
Nice post. Seems like a lot of work. Glad to see you doing other things besides you know… the R word.
My browser wants to translate this page into English.
STEVE SMITH HAVE OWN LANGUAGE I GUESS
I bought a bag of Tim’s Cascade Sasquatch Surprise potato chips to eat while perusing tonight’s post.
Heck, that’s going to be dinner tonight.
“Sasquatch Surprise”
Ruh-roh
They’re good. Salty and vinegary. Goes good with red wine.
Somehow…that seems to encapsulate…STEVE SMITH.
Every episode of The Mandalorian
Lol
More than 100 Republican members of Congress had voiced their support for the lawsuit in a brief filed with the Supreme Court. Congress members named include U.S. Rep. Michael Burgess, R-Lewisville, U.S. Rep. Kenny Merchant, R- Coppell, and U.S. Rep. Ron Wright, R-Arlington.
Almost a hundred Republicans decry the election in which they themselves were re-elected.
GoFundMe.OrangeMan.COMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!11111 he’s only got $250M!!!!!! Stop abortion now or the Baby Jesus will not love you!!! $1000 gets you in the inner circle of GOLD level Trump suckers . . . don’t be the last guy to fling your money at an ex-president!!!
Read the room.
don’t fuck around: send your money now
aren’t you a good Republican !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
I’m praying for you !!!!!!!!!!!!1
We will finally see the libertarian moment after we become a one party state! Trump was declasse and now he is gone and we can get back to the high class folk like Bush Clinton Bush and Obama! Bring the jubilee! They just stole the last election any of us will ever see with anything other than a handpicked candidate. You don’t have to be a Trump fanboi to be mad as hell.
Nah, it’ll all be good now…war in Syria, sucking China’s cock, reparations. Hellz yeah, I’m looking forward to it (and all based on a cheat or maybe not, we’ll never know). Plus that idiot liked to put ketchup on his steak from what I hear.
Congresscritters are signing onto things they may not necessarily believe in, for money? Well I’ll be…
“Stop abortion now or the Baby Jesus will not love you!!!”
I understand and appreciate your view, but I’ve never thought the Trump years to be overly-steeped in SoCon-ity.
They weren’t.
Not even close. Despite Hollywood’s constant screeching, and such nonsense as “The Handmaid’s Tale.”
He’s just being a jackass…why exactly I don’t know.
Almost a hundred Republicans decry the election in which they themselves were re-elected.
Yep, because there was just one election, not literally thousands. It’s almost like you don’t know how the system works (hint: each ballot has multiple elections on it, and each one is tallied separately, not amalgamated into one single election).
Friday Funbags offering some ornaments you’d like to “decorate”.
https://archive.li/zOmR9
7 has a sense of humor.
Excellent gallery. Sex chivettes beat Instagram models any day. Not a face diaper in sight. Excellent.
Sexy chivettes. Not sex chivettes.
Not a face diaper in sight.
Wouldn’t mind several of them taking turns being my face diaper…
IT A STEVE SMITH CHRISTMAS!
Like normal Christmas but hairier and rapey?
I don’t get it. Canada does not have states. It has provinces. Those are not the same thing. And I am pretty sure Canada does not want all of the leftist welfare queen states. “Jesusland”? That is a terrible name for the region/states with are the resources, weapons and military facilities. And wtf is CA going to do about its water problem? I do not think anyone has thought this through.
Most of our water comes from the Owens valley, in California. If you drive up the 395, there are pipes and dams and holding ponds everywhere. It all goes down to L.A.
Ugh. 2008 called and wants it shitty memes back.
In 2000(2004?) it was “Dumbfuckistan”.
Well, they should drive out through it with an RV and try to understand those people. Might gain some insight into their motivations. Then, when the next election comes they can just cheat like hell anyway.
But remember, Unity!
It’ll have states when this fantasy happens. California alone has 2M more people than Canada as a whole does. I’m sure that doesn’t even fully count the illegals present in the state.
NotoriousInfamous ACB?All three of President Donald Trump’s Supreme Court appointees — Justices Neil Gorsuch, Brett Kavanaugh, and Amy Coney Barrett — joined Chief Justice John Roberts and the three liberal justices in declining to hear Texas v. Pennsylvania.
In a short order issued Friday, the Court declared that Texas lacked standing to bring its case against Pennsylvania and three other states whose election rules were changed outside their respective state legislatures, as the Constitution requires.
I didn’t know that states are not affected by who is president of said states and by what means.
They decided correctly, in all honesty. Had they decided that states can sue others for not properly enforcing their own laws, it would’ve opened a Pandora’s box of shitty leftist activism. There was never any way this was going forward.
It wasn’t just their own laws. It was their own laws regarding a federal election.
So, they cheated so well that there’s no choice but to let them? Fuck that. The whole point was that they didn’t follow the laws as prescribed by the US constitution. They have built a coalition of cheating that ensures they will always pick the president. That aggrieves the other states who follow the law. They did not decide this correctly, by any measure. The genie is out of the bottle. If nobody acts to stop this now, we are doomed. There’s no valor in preserving a system based on obvious fraud and deceit. That’s the road to hell and we’re already on it.
We aren’t going to vote or court or legislate our way out of this one. Invest or divest accordingly.
I follow the argument. Nevertheless, other states don’t get to bring it.
Disagree. There’s 50 states and the US constitution tells them how to run an election, in so far as telling the state legislature they are the only one’s who get to make the rules. If you find out the one of the 50 members of any group is cheating and it directly affects your outcome, you have standing to sue them. This is all politics and PR. The supes don’t want to be the one’s to light the fuse. Fucking pussies!
All states must have a republican form of government. Republican forms of government do not change laws by executive or judicial fiat.
We don’t live in a republic. We live in a federation of dictatorships.
Well said. At this point, I’m good with OMB declaring martial law. The system is fucked, and I don’t care anymore. He needs to command the military (and the Air Force) ? to defend the country against all enemies, foreign and domestic. The tyrants want a police state, so give it to them. We will all suffer for it, but we were going to anyway.
It would be interesting to see how the military would respond.
Depends on if he has purged Barry’s political appointees that call themselves “General”. I am not optimistic regardless of how events unfold.
I am not optimistic
^
No it doesn’t depend on that, leaving aside the military isn’t just progified at the general officer level. The military is not going to support a coup at this point. The deep state, the permanent bureaucracy, and the establishment would be against it. The opportunists in elected office will fall in line, many will secretly enjoy being able to powerlessly throw bomb and rake in the dough from angry donors.
There will be bitching about stolen elections, just like there was after 2000, and life will go on. Probably a bit more suckily, but the one way ratchet will continue.
So basically, Trump winning at this point would require faithless electors?
That would be… hmmm. I’m going to say improbable. Interesting to think about, though.
The Babylon Bee Presents An Exclusive Inside Look At 15 Upcoming Star Wars Shows
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A Glib afternoon.
Attention: Nephilium
Carry an umbrella.
The same channel took pride in helping to bring the perps to justice!
Ugh. No balconies in my building, but someone’s dog has been letting loose in the lobby for months. Management got “clever” and put down an extra strip carpet over the path leading from the elevator to the front door. Which I carefully skirt every time I pass through.
For trshmnstr:
Dave Ramsey Dresses Up As Mall Santa, Tells Kids ‘You Can’t Afford That!’
Lolol
“Study: Buying little kids things like toys can make them happier”
https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1337400430536626179
Groundbreaking.
Bon Jovi’s Fairytale of New York
Close your eyes, sip your alcohols / huff your glues / smoke your dopes / pop them pills and marvel in the disaster.
3 Chords and out……
/Safe again,
When did you start hating us Crusty?
Allen West is based.
The Supreme Court, in tossing the Texas lawsuit that was joined by seventeen states and 106 US congressman, has decreed that a state can take unconstitutional actions and violate its own election law. Resulting in damaging effects on other states that abide by the law, while the guilty state suffers no consequences. This decision establishes a precedent that says states can violate the US constitution and not be held accountable. This decision will have far-reaching ramifications for the future of our constitutional republic. Perhaps law-abiding states should bond together and form a Union of states that will abide by the constitution.
“You racist, bigot, nazi neo-confederate!” – Leftists
Thomas and Alito are clearly upset in the Denial announcement and Gorsuch called out Roberts in the NY Church case. I expect we see the the judicial equivalent of gloves to the face challenge to Roberts this term. The writing should be epic.
I’m off to work, kids. Don’t tear the place apart.
Like mine, Jugsy reports that her sinuses are a fully-engulfed, 5-alarm, fire.
Current titty status: infectious.
This songhas been stuck in my head since I woke up. I’ll share and play my way offstage.
Be sure to sneeze on a co-worker.
I hated that song but it’s comfortably familiar a few decades later.
Happy Hanukkah, (((folks)))!
Thanks HS.
Hi Steve!
Feel free to rape the shit out of anyone who interferes with this:
https://m.facebook.com/pages/category/Education-Website/ReOpenMNCoalition/posts/
No clue if this will get traction, but I’m all in.
” Covid disproportionately impacting black Americans because of “the comorbidities of structural racism … because of transportation deserts and food apartheid systems”
https://twitter.com/tomselliott/status/1337441024826888194
Quick, everyone eat moros riding a camel.
They have to be choosing these words the same way as the lottery. Print them on ping pong balls and pluck them out of the air blast.
Or maybe, it’s madlibs, both literally and figuratively.
It’s manatees and balls underwater.
I dunked my balls in a martini once.
Those blacks are helpless without the aid of right thinking white liberals
In a rare bit of sanity the comments take the author to task for both the misleading headline and his math.
I Paid $250 To Drive For Lyft Last Year
He made $29K last year through bth Lyft and Uber, but conveniently leaves out how hours or the mileage that equates to. As one of the comments points out in most places you can make that kind of money or more simply by being a dependable employee without any special skills.
Thanks for the shout out to (((us))) at the top of the post Steve.
Shabbos Steve Smith?
STEVE SMITH ECUMENICAL. HE RAPE KOSHER AND TRAYF ALIKE.
“Formerly celebrated eastern KY teacher, born without arms or legs, indicted on child sex charges
A formerly celebrated teacher in Greenup County, born without arms or legs, has been indicted on child sex crimes.
Kentucky State Police Post 15 Public Affairs Officer Shane Goodall confirmed that Mariah Scott, 29, of Raceland, was indicted in Greenup County for prohibited use of an electronic communication system to procure a minor for sex and two counts of unlawful transaction with a minor.
Scott was born with Tretra-amelia syndrome, resulting in her having no arms or legs, and was celebrated in the local and regional press in 2018 after becoming the first Kentuckian to receive a robotic arm.”
http://www.k105.com/2020/11/12/formerly-celebrated-eastern-ky-teacher-born-without-arms-or-legs-indicted-on-child-sex-charges/
Do I go to hell for immediately thinking of this?
I have faith one wouldn’t be judged so harshly.
Honestly, it’s less offensive than the story.
So the first thing you do with it is diddle a kid. I feel so behind the times.
prohibited use of an electronic
” A bystander who intervenes to help a woman being harassed by a group of men becomes the target of a vengeful drug lord. ”
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7888964/
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7y0esq
I have to see this.
Saul Wick is going to rock ass.
So derivative.
Still, I’m 100% in.
“In Theaters Only”
Well, that’s problematic around here.
Oh boy. ?
https://www.opb.org/article/2020/12/11/oregon-portland-red-house-protest-kinney-family/
Even the antifa propagandists at the PBS/NPR (no, not hyperbole either) aren’t sugarcoating the foundation of lies underneath Portland’s supposed stand-off. Of course the commie DA, who has been dropping charges for everyone arrested in connection with this insurrection, uses his office to threaten private citizens to come to term with armed criminals. And GoFuckMe still hasn’t yanked their scamraiser.
Let us know when the shooting starts.
I just read the article. What a crazy story.
LOL looks like Antifa picked the wrong horse, again.
Goodness how innocent were those first days of the Trump presidency, when his tenure seemed so promising, pbuh
That list of names on the right is downright saddening. Fair wishes proto-Glibs!
I feel like SF’s nose for lore runs deep. I’m not one to geek out on canon or anything but here Melania clearly reacts to the hat TWICE. She’s the only character I can remember, aside from other animate follicular or headpiece characters, who hears them. And later, when you encounter Melania in the CYOA extravaganza that SF and TPTB put on, who is it but Melania who acknowledges their sentience. SF is truly the
Ian AndersonKevin J. Anderson of Trump-era literature.Please let it happen.
https://dailycaller.com/2020/12/11/gavin-newsom-aides-worry-forced-special-election-possibility-recall-reaches-milestone/
At this point, if it doesn’t result in his being dragged screaming into the street and doused and set on fire, what does it matter? So he loses his nice sinecure until he ends up as state rep for fucking Nevada or whatever, well on his way up the chain. If there’s no real skin in the game for any of the perps, what does it matter?
He has national ambitions. I think Gray Davis did too. No one has heard from Gray Davis since his recall. I think the same thing would happen to Newsom.
I have gotten a few people to sign the recall petition but I feel like I could do more.
I signed. I think it’s building a head of steam. This recent stay at home order is starting to provoke defiance from desparate normies. These folks wouldn’t have signed, much less voted to recall, six months ago. Now I think they will.
Excellent.
https://www.kiro7.com/news/local/ocean-shores-man-attacked-after-confronting-men-not-wearing-masks/2BJE7RBCRFDMNFZKGEKDRSBTJM/
From the account of the incident, it sounds like “Asshole gets pushback, continues to harangue other assholes, gets ass beat.”
And that’s from the account of the guy who got beat up.
You got it UCS.
Are you up all night or up early?
Up early.
But now I’m heading out.
Yeah, he believes, for some odd reason, that being the Karen made him look good in the story regardless of what he did.
Poor victim who instigated and escalated that fight as much as the others did. Not the sharpest crayon in the Corps.
Slow night around here.
https://www.kapwing.com/videos/5fd472d29360d7009b9ab48e
Who hasn’t snorted
I haven’t.
Listen salaryman, we don’t all get to do blow and bang beautiful Japanese women.
Sucker.
*Takes in laundry, neatly folds wife’s and daughter’s panties*
Getting ready to stock the vending machine?
Arashi could have used you as their DH
https://www.bilibili.com/video/av10456999/
(Starts at around the 19 min mark)
I was reading that as “we don’t all want to” and started to get huffed up.
By now I hope you know me better than that.
I want to party with that guy.
The subtitles really make it pop!
How dare people attempt to seek legal recourse!
https://www.breitbart.com/clips/2020/12/11/schiff-republicans-who-signed-on-to-tx-lawsuit-a-danger-to-the-country/
Schiff has eyes like Gollum and equally sells out for his own safety.
This lawsuit is kind of stupid but Schiff complaining about it is hilarious.
Hilarious normally I agree. The country isnt operating normally though and rhetoric like that is Trumpian and beyond.
Also complete lack of curiosity from the press to ask Schiff…and you hammering away about Russia and pee pee hookers was a healing salve for the nation?
I’m thinking STEVE has a bumper sticker of “WHO RAPED WHO?”
I can’t believe there was a ready made Sasquatch and Star of David illustration on the Internet.
I watched “Walter Williams: Suffer no Fools” on Amazon Prime Video.
Highly recommended. It’s part biography, part economics, part philosophy.
If only we could keep thinkers like Williams, Sowell, Friedman and their ilk in front of the camera, in the suggested videos selection, in print, on podcasts.
Would PBS even air Friedman’s “Free to Choose” these days?
As Williams points out, we have to change the culture. Electing more libertarians to office isn’t what will make America more libertarian; electing more libertarians will be an indicator that we are winning over more voters to the cause of individual freedom, self-ownership., and a restrained state.
“Electing more libertarians to office isn’t what will make America more libertarian”
Truth.
How liberty is portrayed to sway the culture
is old, icky, scary, white privilege, colonialism, racist and racist.
Once you til that scale to >50% of a populace to believe the above, that ideology is done, as most of us know already.
The indoctrination starts in the womb, nowadays. Education was pretty damn Left when I went to school forty years ago.
Anyone about? Judi bought the staff at my main site a honking container of chocolates and a card for Xmas. She signed the card with both of our names and included a bunch of flowery prose. If it had been up to me it would have read – “Here are some chocolates and a card, because it is Xmas. Please share them amongst yourselves as you see fit. Thank you for doing your jobs and leaving me alone to do mine. The Custodian.” Ron Swanson is my Spirit Animal.
#metoo
Youngest Step-Daughter is April Ludgate. I shit you not. That might be the reason she was always my favorite even though you’re not supposed to have them. Our natural snark aligned.
Heh she’s great too.
PS – She works for the Government 🙂
Having never seen either Parks & Rec or Anchorman, I keep getting Ron Swanson mixed up with Ron Burgundy. #Culturalilliterate
Ron Swanson is basically what everyone here strives to be. A civil servant that hates Government.
God help me, I never want to work for government.
Hmmm… I work for an outfit that’s technically not-for-profit but that operates like an evil capitalist.
Mornin’ Red!
Mornin’, Fes. I would’ve liked to sleep in, but a combo of too much caffeine too late yesterday (i.e., past noon) and my pesky biorhythms had me awake by the usual time.
First OT shift last night. It dragged like red-necks on a Negro pull. I feel like I should set up a bunk at that site.
Oh right… pensive STEVE SMITH on the upper right is the best STEVE SMITH! Kills me every year. Thanks, Swizzy!
Weatherdude is now forecasting up to a foot of snow on Wednesday. ?
Ugh. You have a snow blower, right?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a4JhtoR39M0
?
That’s a great tune that I haven’t heard for a spell!
Agh! Big cat seems to be fading. We’ve already got namesake on twice-daily meds. Whisker Biscuit can’t hold his food. This might get expensive. FML. Oh well, lots of OT for the next while.