I am referring all calls to my colleague, MR. SMITH. Nothing like coming off a 4 day weekend into 6 hours of calls and meetings. Then I have to get to work on everything else. I am seeing if I can get STEVE SMITH as a temp, to clear the calendar as it were. But I not...
"You are a deserter....but from which side, I wonder." Work is reaching a crescendo of wildly busy and astonishing idiocy, all at once. So, of course, I am about to go on a week's vacation (I scheduled this back in March). Part of me feels like a deserter. A slightly...
Here we are again, Veteran's Day. Another year further away from all of it...the incoming mortars and rockets, the @#$% unloading an AK, or an RPG at us, the mines/IEDs, the MREs, the sand/dust, trying to get by on my Arabic or Dari, and the distance from everyone and...
Grüezi, Amigas y Amigos!
Yeah, that is how today is going... It appears our security software was updated over the weekend. None of us can log in without this krep going on. I am about to ask STEVE SMITH if he can visit the helpdesk. By visit, mean... But, I suppose this is better than being...
Staring into the Void.
Holy…
The Swiss are always watching. Im Westen, nichts neues. I will once more beat the drum for submissions - we might make this week, then pffft. Unless you want ALL CRYPTID POSTS ALL THE TIME, please put fingers to keyboard and knock something out. Oh, and I managed to...
I am not going to take it anymore!
Cha-Ching!
Cha-Ching! My Swiss master have decided I get an extra ration of raclette each month, so I am living the high life! But rewards aside, it is a very busy time of year. So, I am going to get straight to the links. NYC Government screwed up?! No way! I can't wait to see...
You want this stew.
OK, I am not that wound up. Work is kicking into high gear - Our Swiss masters have released the crumbs...er, budgets to the various ravenous business units. It might slow down by July. But you are here for links, so links you shall have! Good luck. You will need it....
Links, eh.
Pass the can of "Dinner" please. I am back to the land of the living, after a week of flu. But I will have to say it has left me completely uninspired about links - so they will be a bit generic. Huh, now that I think about it, that is most weeks from me... It's...
Wait....today isn't a holiday? Well, it is for me. I always take the day off, the Monday after the Superb Owl. But the Links don't get days off! So let us get to them. Shitbirds sent flying. Paging PieInTheSky, Pie to the red courtesy phone, please. Good -...
*narrows gaze*
I wonder of anyone can see this?
Anything going on today?
Badgers.
One grind deserves another. Holidays are done. Everyone at work who took time off last week and the week before ... they are back and clawing through their vast backlog of emails. Many are from me...imploring these people for answers, decisions and such. I figure I...
Aide!
If this was truly authentic, the candles would be real... Grüezi mitenand. Ah, almost Christmas... so these links may just have a theme... heh heh. Here you go. Killer Christmas Dronez! But not in New Jersey. I am not having my heartstrings tugged by this pity piece....
Got through a series of Christmas parties this weekend...and have discovered I am getting old. Wait, I am old. Oddly enough, what hit me most was eating too much and much of it was not-so-good for you stuff. So, being a bit sluggish today - you get some pretty meh...
I startled myself by remembering I had links today...I am working on lots of things that are all tied up because...money. No surprise when you work for the Swiss. Why not make that a theme o' the links, thought I. So here you go. Cam girl for $, flashes goods -...