STEVE SMITH HELP TOURISM!

STEVE SMITH HERE MAKE FRIDAY NIGHT FUN FOR FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE. HIM GIVE LINKS, AND HIM GIVE ADVICE! HIM GOOD AT BOTH.

STEVE SMITH THINK MANY FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE HAVE HARD TIME LATELY. SO STEVE SMITH WANT MAKE SMILE.

HERE FUN LINKS!

  • STEVE SMITH THOUGHT WAS BEAR WHO GOT BEANS FROM CAMPERS. STEVE SMITH GO LOOK AT AIRPLANE. BY LOOK, MEAN RAPE.
  • THAT NO WEAPONS CACHE! THAT TOOL KIT FROM SUGARFREE DUNGEON!
  • NO! THEM NEED WAIT FOR CASCADIA BE FREE! JOIN STEVE SMITH IN FREEEEEDOM!

SEE! THEM GOOD LINKS. NOW STEVE SMITH GIVE GOOD ADVICE!

Q: My daughter’s in-laws host small parties, and extend invitations to me through my daughter, saying to her, “Tell your dad he’s invited.”

The in-laws have my phone number and are known to send texts. Is it too much to expect a phone call, or even a simple text, directly from the hosts for such invitations? Do such indirect invitations reflect an insincere wish for my attendance, perhaps just for the sake of maintaining appearances?

A: STEVE SMITH HAVE IDEA. NEXT TIME GO TO PARTY, DRINK ALL WHISKY, WINE, BEER, SPIRITS CAN GRAB. PUKE ON HOSTS. SEE IF NO GET INVITE NEXT TIME! IF NO, THEM NO FUN AND NOT WANT YOU THERE. IF INVITE AGAIN, CAN DO WHATEVER WANT!

IF THAT NOT SOUND GOOD, THEN JUST HIT THEM ON HEAD WITH BIG ROCK.

WHY YOU NO SEND INVITE DIRECT?

 

Q: Years ago, bridal showers were theme-based. Now, they send a list of where the bride is registered. I thought this was reserved for the wedding gift.

When I choose a shower gift from this list, I pick a less expensive one, if possible, and later choose a pricier wedding gift. Some of the shower gifts are very expensive. Could these be combination shower/wedding gifts? I feel rather cheap at this point. What to do?

A: STEVE SMITH LIKE APPROACH. IT NO CHEAP. HIM TRY THAT. HIM FIRST GIVE OLD BIRD NEST AT SHOWER, THEN GIVE MOOSE SKULL AT WEDDING!  OF COURSE, THEN STEVE SMITH CELEBRATE WITH GUESTS. BY CELEBRATE, MEAN RAPE. GUESTS. OFFICIANT. WEDDING PARTY. AND CAKE.

STEVE SMITH GIVE AWAY BRIDE.

FREE CASCADIA!