A South Dakota/Wyoming Travelogue & Review

Air & Space, Wall, Badlands

Contrary to my normal inclinations, I headed away from the hills for my last two days.

I couldn’t call myself an AvGeek if I didn’t make a stop at the South Dakota Air & Space Museum, just outside Ellsworth Air Force Base. The base is home to a B1 bomber group, and a B1 greets visitors to the museum, in all her sleek, menacing glory. It looks like a miniature Imperial Cruiser. I did a Facebook livestream for Big Jet TV members while there, and got to walk around and under some impressive war machines. I even got to kick some landing gear and tickle the belly of a B52. The indoor displays were shut, but there was plenty to see outside.


Bombs away

Psycho killer, qu’est-ce que c’est

The few that can tolerate me long enough to really get to know me, know that I can’t resist all that is shiny and tacky. When you think shiny and tacky, Wall Drug has to be at the top of the list. However, I kind of hated this place. I did get some shot glasses and t-shirts to add to my collection. No masks here, which was nice.


Meh

Only reason I posted this is for the lady in the background

On my final day, I headed for the Badlands. Many people recommended I go here. But the park was essentially shut. The main visitors’ center was closed except for the shitters, where full bladders had to wait in line outside for a ranger to let them in, one by one. Can you imagine learning and studying the extensive natural beauty of the area, only to act as a doorman for tourists with fecal urgency?

Even the entry gate on SD route 44 was closed, though traffic was allowed to enter. That meant I got into and out of the park for free.

I enjoyed the vistas and the moonlike landscapes, but I would have gotten a lot more out of it if I could have had some sciency information about the rock formations and layers. I drove out of the park on the main drag to Wall, which was under extensive construction, with only one lane in a couple of spots. Overall, the Badlands were beautiful, but not really my bag. Give me high peaks, rivers, lakes, and trees.


Layers of rock

Rocks & prairie

The road to Wall

Your cruise director uses porta-potties so as not to wait in line for a flush

My journey ended with a 12-hour marathon of delayed flights and a missed connection. At least I got a cheese plate.

AvGeek note: American Airlines, RAP>DFW (CRJ9, N908FJ); DFW>DCA (B738, N937NN)