ZARDOZ HEARS THE CHINESE HAVE BEEN IMITATING HIS PROGRAM!

ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ MUST CONFESS A BIT OF DISMAY HAS RIPPLED ACROSS HIS CIRCUITS. ZARDOZ HAS SCANNED THE MEDIA SOURCES OF THE BRUTALS, AND WAS WELL PLEASED AT FIRST. DOOM! DEATH! DESPAIR! “AT LAST!” WAS ZARDOZ’S CONCLUSION. HOWEVER, IT APPEARS CERTAIN ACCOUNTS OF DOOM WERE…EXAGGERATED. WHY HAS NOT THE VIRUS-THAT-KILLS-UPON-CONTACT SLAIN ALL THE BRUTALS YET? THE ORANGE ONE EVEN ESCAPED THE DOOM.

BUT FEAR NOT, CHOSEN ONES DESPITE THE LACK OF MASS CLEANSING OF THE FILTH OF BRUTALS, YOU SHALL BE GIVEN THE GIFT OF THE LINK! GO FORTH AND COMMENT!

  1. THIS LOOKS A BIT PROMISING TO ZARDOZ. SO ZARDOZ HAS THAT GOING FOR HIM. WHICH IS NICE.
  2. GOOD. BUT IT IS ONLY ONE. DO BETTER.
  3. WHYCOME CERTAIN BRUTALS DO NOT HAVE TO SERVE IN EXTERMINATOR UNITS
  4. SWEEP THE LEG.

ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.