INT – PRISON – DAY

ON SCREEN TEXT: 13 months ago…

HARVEY is lifting weights in the prison yard. A muffled phone ring can be heard. Harvey gets an anguished look on his face and places the weights back on the bench press, sits up, unzips his jumpsuit, reaches a hand in and fishes around while making anguished looks. Eventually he pulls the phone out of his ass and puts it up to his ear.

HARVEY

Yeah, my guy has it all set up.

Q says the evidence will be in

the Blue room.

Harvey listens to the response.

HARVEY (CONT’D)

No, it can’t go down yet. Q says

first Trump has to fake losing the

election. We don’t make a move until

Biden is in the White House.

Harvey again listens to the response before continuing.

HARVEY (CONT’D)

Listen, I don’t know why! But Q

has been right about everything so far,

we need to trust him.

Harvey listens to the response again.

HARVEY (CONT’D)

Yeah, Ted, see you in 12 months.

Q has the whole escape planned.

And, Ted, it’s been an honor.

Harvey hangs up the phone and grimaces as he shoves it back into his rectum.

INT – WHITE HOUSE FORAY – NIGHT

Ted kicks in the double doors and enters in a totally cool fashion.

TED

Wang Dang Sweet Poontang motherfuckers!

Wang Dang Sweet Poontang starts playing.

TED (CONT’D)

Alright Ice, or T or

whatever the fuck, you

and the Proud Boys cover

the entrance.

ICE T

Got it, you racist fuck.

TED

Harvey, get to the Blue

Room, we need that evidence,

you creepy piece of shit!

HARVEY

Will do, sarge!

Harvey then does a tactical role for absolutely no reason.

TED

It’s time for Uncle Ted

to finally get in the

Oval office.

Wang Dang Sweet Poontang ramps up as Ted moves toward the Oval Office in slow-mo, casually wasting anyone that gets in his way.

 

(Can an editor put in links to the previous posts, there were complaints on the last post, and I’m still not sure on just how to navigate all these archive sites to find them all, thanks)